Diary of the Villain: The Hostess is Broken

"Sister Xiaorou."

Lihua sat on the bed, hugging Lu Churou and praising her:

"It's so heavy that it almost collapses the bed.

"Children will definitely not go hungry in the future.

"Sister, I'm so envious."

Lu Churou pushed the civet flower away helplessly and asked seriously:

"Sister Lihua.

"You told me during the day that you would come over to discuss things with me at night.

"What on earth is going on?"

Li Hua smiled mysteriously.

She didn't reply, but stood up.

The mind turns.

Recalled "Jiang Mu's Private Diary"

Then in front of Lu Churou.

The arms made a motion of flipping through the diary in the air.

Lu Churou was confused from the beginning.

Slowly his eyes widened.

Open your mouth so much that you can fit a fist into it.

to the end.

The whole person sat up with a "swish" sound.

His face was full of shock, and he was so shocked that he began to stutter when speaking:

"Raccoon...Sister Lihua...you too...you and I...both..."

Lihua closed the diary and sat on the bed again.

She hugged Lu Churou and smiled charmingly:

"Yes, you have it, and so do I."

Two minutes later.

After some understanding.

Lu Churou finally recovered.

She pushed the civet flower away and analyzed:

"That is to say...

"We both knew everything.

"I don't even intend to... follow the rules."

..

"The analysis is correct."

Lihua gave her an appreciative look.

Lu Churou's words are obviously saying: As the second and fourth heroines, they will not follow the plot.

Li Hua hugged her again and discussed:

"Sister is coming to see you tonight.

"I just want to form an alliance with you.

"If anything happens in the future, we can take care of each other.

"Who makes us good sisters?

"What's more.

“The purpose of both of us is to not follow the rules.

"Right? Xiao Rourou."

Lu Churou thought carefully.

I very much agree with the alliance Li Hua mentioned.

And they are the second and fourth heroines, both of whom own "Jiang Mu's Private Diary"

So.

The first heroine is Xue Menghan, and the third heroine is Hei Shuishi.

Do they both also have diaries?

first.

Ninety percent of the time, there will be black water demons.

after all.

The character of Blackwater Evil has collapsed.

It is absolutely possible that she wanted to change her destiny after knowing the outcome of her destiny, "self-sacrifice to fulfill Ling Aotian".

So much so that it distorts the plot.

As for Xue Menghan, there is a 90% chance of it.

After all, there are three heroines, so as the first heroine, it doesn’t make sense if she doesn’t have one.

Think of this.

Lu Churou suddenly felt pain.

She pushed Ci Hua away again speechlessly and asked:

"Sister Lihua.

"Tell me, should we go find them?

"Invite them to join us?"

This group of them naturally refers to Heishui Sha and Xue Menghan.

"Don't worry, let's do this for now."

Lihua hugged her again.

Lu Churou tried her best to cover it up and said helplessly:

"You should go back to Lihua Pavilion quickly. The demon army will attack the city tomorrow."

Li Hua smiled:

"Sister, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much.

"So I won't go back tonight.

"Sister wants to sleep with you."

Finished.

flutter!

A white fox tail popped out from her butt.

Lu Churou: "..."

Lihua: "Don't worry, it's the same old rules."

Lu Churou: "...."

Lihua: "Sister, I love you."

Lu Churou: ".."

...

Early next morning.

Bathhouse, pool.

Jiang Mu's eyes were bleary, as if he could hear the sound of surging water.

How do you feel...I had a dream?

In the dream, I was with the little cutie...

Jiang Mu's current experience is indescribably strange.

"Hiss-Gulu-lu...cough cough...Gulu-lu...cough cough...Gulu-lu..."

Damn it!

Jiang Mu felt a strange tremor.

Afterwards.

Open your eyes slowly.

The morning light shines on the water, which is clear and translucent.

"Hmm...*dream?"

Seeing that there was no one around in the bathhouse, I was the only one.

Jiang Mu felt strange.

"Could it be that the medicine is too strong and there is too much exposure to the little cutie..."

"It should be."

"Forget it, it's not important."

"It doesn't affect the main plot anyway."

He moves his limbs flexibly.

I found that my strength was much stronger than before.

"The medicinal bath last night was quite effective."

He got up from the bath and mobilized his spiritual power to evaporate the water traces.

Then he put on the handsome jade white sect leader's robe.

"It's still early."

"Let's write today's diary first."

So I found a stone table and sat down.

Called out the diary.

And before writing.

He suddenly thought of the Black Water Evil.

"correct."

"This demon army attacking the city is the main plot."

"In the plot, Blackwater Evil, as the third heroine, has more roles."

"But now, she has been replaced by the Black Water Constellation."

"She even became my woman."

"Then...what important role does she play now?"

Jiang Mu thought of this problem.

after all.

This is equivalent to adding an extra character out of thin air.

No matter it's one more character.

Still missing one character.

When thrown into a plot.

It is easy to change the direction of the plot.

"Also, what does Blackwater Evil need to do now and in the future?"

Jiang Mu thought hard.

I thought about it for a few minutes.

Only then did I think of a result: Black Water Evil doesn’t need to do anything!

"Good guy, she can lie down flat."

"I admire you so much."

Jiang Mu shed tears of envy.

Unlike him, who desperately tries to break the plot.

I also have to worry about characters dying suddenly from time to time.

If a certain character dies, the plot will completely collapse.

Even if he is resurrected, it will not help.

"Dog system!"

"It must be an updated version after eating shit!"

"Pooh!"

Cursing.

Jiang Mu fell into deep thought again.

"Blackwater is like a character that appears out of thin air."

"As my loyal slave, she cannot disobey my wishes."

"That is to say."

"Now, with my wishes, she doesn't have to worry about affecting the plot."

"And because she is in the Demon God realm, she is extremely powerful."

"Maybe it will make it easier for me to follow the plot."

"For example, during a demon army siege, hunting demon beasts, beating up other idiots who are pretending to be cool, etc."

“Really good.”

Think of this.

Jiang Mu felt relieved.

So I started writing a diary immediately.

【March 22nd, the sun is shining brightly.】

[The medicinal bath last night was a success, Ronger, thank you for your hard work.]

Ding Nanrong from the cliff behind the mountain: Yeah.

【This morning, I seemed to have had a dream.】

[Dreaming about me and my little cutie...]

[How about waiting for the demon army to attack the city and find some time to dress her up? 】

【She is so cute, she will be even cuter when dressed up.】

[For example, let her wear a pleated skirt, white socks, a bow, etc.]

[Oh, by the way, if you want a double ponytail look, let a girl sit on it. 】

【That would be even more perfect.】

【wakaka.】