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Vol 2 Chapter 28: Li Jun's show
"Brother! That's good! One day, I took someone else and even her daughter and her mother and mother. There is a set!" From Tian Tianhui's home, Li Jun said to Wang Wei with a smile.
"You're here! I'm having a hard time with a serious girl. Unlike you, changing a horse is easier than changing clothes, as if it's worthless to pick up on the street!" Hearing this, Wang Wei immediately went back ironically. . However, I feel comfortable. The reward given by that task has more than 100 points of favorability and more than 20 points of fit. Also add the bonus of its own fit. It was so cool, no wonder that the old dear and old dear mother were so good to themselves.
"You wouldn't really want to find that girl to be your wife? Oh my god! Do you have a fever?" After hearing what he said, Li Jun put his hand on his head and tried it, pretending to be puzzled. He said, "No fever! Is there a bad root in my head? I will give up the deep forest to find a tree to hang at the age of 16?"
"You give me this set less!" Looking at his virtue, Wang Wei smiled and shoved him, and then said, "Seriously, the girls you drew are pretty, and my body is right on me None of them are interested! With them, it's not clear who's liking who? Who's losing out! "
"I *! You do n’t think it ’s cool yet! What about second-hand goods? It ’s the second-hand goods that are powerful, full of experience, and good service. You are the kind of little girl you look for in you? , I'm afraid she doesn't even know how to write two words, or I'm a hot girl! "After finishing talking, Li Jun looked at him proudly.
"You go to death! A bunch of ridiculous things, if your kind of woman is a wife and is undefeated of your family, sooner or later he will bring you a green hat. Forget it! Do n’t say this, how will the next show be arranged?" Zheng After a long time, it seemed that he hadn't argued anything. Wang Wei was really too lazy to fight with him, and quickly changed the subject. For so many days, it was an internal test and a public test, and I haven't gathered with my brother for a long time. Even if it's a waste of prestige this time, you should have fun. Be human! Happy first!
"Old rules!" After hearing what he said, Li Jun immediately raised his fist with one hand and went on to say, "Whoever wins, who schedules the next show!"
"Come on!" Seeing his movement, Wang Wei immediately raised his fist and shouted, "One! Two! Three! Stone!"
"You lost! Haha! I don't need to accompany you to go online. Damn QQ is so boring. Those girls can only see if they can't be touched. Even more difficult, after all, the more precious you get. My fingers were numb while typing. As soon as the video was switched on, they were all * dinosaurs! They were more disgusting than you. It's boring! "Said Li Jun's proudly cloth in front of him.
"Go to you, I found that you are similar to the Birds in some respects. Your blood vessels are not flowing blood, but semen. You have sanitary napkins in your head! Disgusting guy!" Wang Wei scorned at him. Say it, and then hate the "hammer" hand twice and then say, "Oh! Another thing, I am really sick, at least I have to collect tickets to go to the zoo. You are terrible, go You do n’t have to buy a ticket, the administrator directly leads you in, you do n’t drag you in. ”
"I! Forget it, I can't argue with you. Let's do my show! Let's go!" I found that Li Jun, who couldn't compete with him, didn't even argue about this topic. He shouted in excitement, and then he ran over and stopped a taxi and went straight to Jianghan Road Pedestrian Street.
"Is this interesting?" After arriving at Jianghan Road, Wang Wei reluctantly asked him a sentence. Because he was asked to arrange a show every time, needless to say, it must be done. Of course, every time he schedules his own program, he is surfing the Internet.
"Yes! Very interesting! How can you say that? My show is very meaningful and serious. So you have to be serious, come and do this show with me! Come and do it!" Said Wan Li Jun's serious expression pulled him down on a marble bench and sat down. Then passed a cigarette and a large glass of Coke and then said, "Be serious, drink slowly! Smoke slowly! Enjoy slowly!"
Wang Wei took the cup of cola and then lit the cigarette. Then I glanced at the beautiful woman walking around on the street sitting intently watching Li Jun, who couldn't bear to blink, and gently asked, "Do you want a woman to soak yourself? Go to Di Let ’s take a turn, and you can come out and open a house right away. Single P, double P, and even multiple P are all free. You do n’t need to pay for your good technology or even the money to open a house. Do you have to come here to see? ”
"You do n’t understand? Your son is his own good, but this wife is good! It ’s always good for other families! It ’s too easy to hit too many shells and it ’s meaningless. Come here and see others occasionally when you have nothing to do. His wife feels cool! You have to learn to enjoy life! "After speaking a ridiculous theory, Li Jun no longer cares about him, and once again enters the realm of heaven and man.
"Neuropathy!" After hearing him say, Wang Wei almost spit out blood. Although this philosophical theory was not the first time he heard it from his mouth, every time I heard it, I felt like spitting blood.
"Ah! It seems that I'm really out of date and can't keep up with the thoughts of young people in the 21st century!" Wang Wei sighed heavily, took a deep breath, and began to enjoy life. However, on this street, all the women he was interested in were dressed strictly, and the one who was not interested was more exposed than the other. Especially those who have obviously big belly, but have to wear clothes that are exposed to the waist, he is more and more disgusted. Later, he simply opened his 'perspective', right! I turned on the X-ray and looked up. really! It's much more comfortable to look at this way. The beauty in the world is the same. It's extremely slender and full of skinny temptation!
"Wei Wei, hurry up and look at that! Just on time! The skin is so white!" Li Jun seemed to see the appearance of "Julie" waiting for a long time, and excitedly pulled him with her finger towards a **** girl who came forward Said.
"Hmm! There is vision! It is indeed white! It is extremely white!" Looking at the pure white skull frame that came step by step, Wang Wei said with feeling.
"And there! Did you see it? The eyes are so beautiful!" Just after finishing this, Li Jun screamed excitedly at the other.
"Wow! It's really big, why are your eyes so big?" Wang Wei also screamed, staring at the two big holes above the skull he pointed to.
"And that! Oh my God! How could there be such a beautiful girl? That figure, that face, that ass, that chest, and that seductive look! Fortunately, I pulled you here today, and it actually made me see this. Beautiful, no! Beautiful is not enough to describe, it is absolutely beautiful! ”Li Jun pointed her finger at another **** girl who came over, her eyes showing a look of dementia.
"Where?" Wang Wei became curious when he heard such a description, because although this guy Li Jun was lascivious, how could he describe a woman who would not come up with so many adjectives. Because his education is not enough to describe a woman who can find adjectives other than beautiful. However, when he looked in the direction of his fingers, he found that there was no wall at all, let alone women, and there were no men.
"Just over there, under the sign on the left of Giordano. She also * whistled on the wall against people walking around! Good show! But the more such a woman has more show, the more I like it! I do n’t know Will I whistle at me in the past! "After speaking, Li Jun was really ready to stand up and walk over.
"Wait!" Wang Wei looked at him again in the direction he said, but found that there seemed to be nothing except a wall. The more suspicious he was, the more he hurried to stand up Li Junla Come back. Then I canceled the "perspective eye" and looked again. This cancellation immediately saw the little Li Jun said, and it was indeed exactly the same as Li Jun said. It was astonishingly beautiful and coquettish. But when he opened the ‘see-through eyes’ again, he could n’t see anything again. In the end, he turned on the reconnaissance and looked at it.
"The system prompts: There are no props at the reconnaissance location, the reconnaissance failed!"
"How is that possible? There is obviously a man out there, is it a hell?" He raised his head and looked at the sun in the sky. It seemed that it was still July in the solar calendar, and it was hot. The sun was just hot, and the hot sun was shining directly on the little one, and she had nothing at all. He even wondered: "How can a ghost be encountered in the daytime? Also, the cemetery has been hit twice. What can't the skeleton soldiers, zombies, and ghosts detect? If the current practice value comes out, it fails. It should also indicate that the reconnaissance failed because of insufficient practice value! How could there be no people at the reconnaissance site?
Unable to figure it out, he turned on reconnaissance again and watched it again.
"The system prompts: There are no props at the reconnaissance location, the reconnaissance failed!"
"Why is that still the case? Is it a bug? The system is wrong?" Even his curiosity arose, and he wanted to go over and see what the little thing was.
"What are you pulling me for? I'm excited? I tell you, even if I'm a brother, I won't let you. At most fair competition!" Li Jun, who gave him a hand, said unhappyly, and then Seeing that little boy was winking at the passing single man, he hurried away Wang Wei's hand and hurried over.
"Hey! Come back!" When he suddenly ran up, Wang Wei was startled, and hurried to catch up. Because he thought of a very serious problem --- fox essence!
Only this **** vixen is the only existence that is excluded from the system. It is also the only way the system cannot detect. Because it is not, after absorbing his 85 life brand, it can be said that it is already a player. But it does not have the ring that the player should have, so the system cannot find it at all.
The "perspective eye" is invalid, and the "reconnaissance" is invalid because it has no data to look at and can detect. Thinking of the newspapers I read this morning, thousands of dry corpses piled up in abandoned warehouses in the suburbs, and looking at Li Jun in the spring, he was even more worried. This is his brother for more than 10 years! The most talkable brother together! And it was Li Qiang, the only incense of the godfather's family. Can he cause something wrong?
But isn't this system saying that as long as the fox spirit is found, the system will directly launch the attack system to kill it? Why is the system not responding?
"The system prompts: Since you have reached 80 confirmations, you have confirmed that you have searched for rebellion. The system cannot find the exact coordinates of the target for confirmation. The system automatically activates the special task 'sampling'. Please contact the target so that the system can extract the target information for confirmation .Successful confirmation, the system will give you certain rewards for special attributes, mental strength, and reputation based on the severity of the matter. Do you accept it? OK / Cancel "
"Damn! The fox knows me and waits for me to pass. It doesn't see me running? Does it need you to start the attack system?" He stopped when he heard the system actually asked him to come in contact. Because he guessed that the vixen shouldn't **** on the street, right? So he has to clarify the problem of the system first.
"System prompt: Due to the urgent situation, in order to facilitate your forensics, the system is changing your appearance, please wait ..."
"The system prompts that the appearance has been modified. The system is modifying your friend Li Jun's memory. Please wait ..."
"The system prompts: After the memory modification is completed, your friend Li Jun's memory is determined to be the appearance at this time, and you can perform the task normally. Do you accept the" sample "task now? OK / Cancel"
"Damn! Okay!" Seeing Li Jun was actually there and kissing me, who was probably a fox spirit, started to kiss me. He was so anxious that he rushed forward after confirming in his heart.
"Oh! Is this little handsome guy your friend? He looks so handsome!" The little one immediately started showing off after seeing him over. He even pretended to be very hot and grabbed the collar of his chest with his hands and pulled it up and shook it twice. The clothes she was wearing were thin enough, especially when she pulled up the collar, both of them looked straight, she didn't even wear a bra! Don't ask why you know, because you can see clearly that the collar is pulled down too much.
"System Tip: Under unknown 'temptation' attack, the system is strengthening your mental state. Please touch the target as soon as possible to provide system analysis."
"Wei Wei! Your family's Huihui is looking for you, come back quickly!" Although he has a system to help strengthen, but Li Jun does not, he actually pushed Wang Wei directly and let him go quickly.
"What are you doing?" Just strengthened the system, and Wang Wei, who was a little confused, gave him such a push and immediately woke up. But after saying such a simple word casually, he regretted it! Because what is the biggest characteristic of a fox? Beyond cleverness and cunning, its greatest feature is suspicion! So in order to gain a little bit of trust in it, Wang Wei quickly pretended to be stupid, immediately replaced his eyes with a completely confused look, pushed Li Jun to one side, and then walked towards the very unlikely fox spirit.
"Hehe! Little handsome, see what you are anxious to do? You have a daughter-in-law, who knows what you are doing when you go back outside and want you to kneel and wash the board?" Xiao heard in front of him It seemed to be soberly shouting "What are you doing?", Then casually said, but was ready to leave immediately.
"Sister, don't go!" Seeing that she was leaving, Wang Wei hurried over and jumped over, then reached out and grabbed her hand.
"Oops! Little brother, you are really anxious! Since you are so anxious, then ........." The little one was going to leave ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ but he was held up for a while, simply Just stopped. Then he changed his expression again, and stretched out a hand to touch his face. But when she touched it, when she saw the magic red glow in his eyes, she immediately called out in horror: "Damn system, you die for me!"
After speaking, she stretched out a hand, or claw, and grabbed him directly at his chest. But he stood there stupidly with a look of dementia. As a result, the entire chest was torn open to that paw. Then fly backwards!
"Damn system! I'm not data, I'm a living being. Why should I be controlled by you? You don't want to control me! You don't want to control me!" His eyes were filled with horror glances. Wang Wei from one place, she wanted to tear him to pieces in the past, but she knew the power of the system was not something she could now compete with. So I looked at him at the end with resentment and ran away!
"What's going on?" Seeing that the situation had actually developed like this, Li Jun looked at the ground and was about to die, and "surely" the unsaved Wang Wei, shouting loudly with his hands and his own hair. Up.
"The system prompts: The sampling is successful, the target is determined to be rebellious, and you successfully completed the‘ sampling ’mission. The rewards of the system will be issued to you once after the attack system is activated, and the attack system is being activated, please wait ...”
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