Digital World: Survival Game Werewolf
Chapter 276
The master stood up, put away his smile and face, and when he turned around, he had already changed back to the stinky old man with a stinky temper and a formidable temper, narrowed his sharp triangular eyes and said: "Oh? Mr. Rong said, I want to come at any time. So his words are no longer good here?
Miss Feng felt a little more gaffe and said, "You should help me teach him, instead of fooling around with him." "
?" The master took the mirror and pointed to the caterpillar painted with ketchup in the mirror and said: "How dare you call this foolishness?" "
Huh?" Miss Feng was a little confused: "This is not fooling around?
The master snorted softly: "Can't you see it?" This is an accusation! If you were to sum up this work in one sentence, it would be 'Man is the only animal in the world that blushes, or the only animal that should blush.' "
Huh?" Miss Feng frowned and said, "I think the master is using strong words. Don't you blush when you say this?
The master snorted softly and said, "Then you sue me?"
"I..."
The bar clicked, and the cheese on the master's forehead fell.
The master looked at the cheese on the ground and said, "Seven washes!" (Cantonese for silly worship, pronounced like cheese)
Miss Feng stomped her foot angrily and turned around and left angrily.
"Poor bug!"
Miss Feng turned around angrily, but saw the master looking in the mirror as if talking about the caterpillar drawn with ketchup in the mirror....
Miss Feng, who was full of anger but did not dare to show half of her dissatisfaction, could only choose to leave.
Snowflake poked her head out of the side door and happily rushed up to hug the master: "The master is awesome!" A master deserves to be a master!
The master smiled and squatted down and said, "This is the difference in human status and status. The high status also has potential energy in physics. As long as you have a high status, you can say whatever you like. As long as you are the richest man, no matter how ugly you are, there will be people to praise you for being beautiful, personal, and distinctive.
Snowflake said confused, "So? So what is the truth, goodness and beauty we pursue?
The master sighed and touched his head and said: "It should have been the purest thing in people's hearts, but unfortunately it has now become the recognition in the eyes of others. And man is precisely an animal that is individually intelligent and group dementia.
"Like the emperor's new clothes?"
"Yes! It is the emperor's new clothes. The master said, "Walk into the crowd and the crowd praises you for your beautiful clothes." Because someone must praise, and if others do not praise, they feel that they will suffer losses? So people began to compete for boasting.
Snowflake pondered, "I thought they were actually boasting of power.
"You are the emperor, and you have the power to kill and kill in your hands, so what you wear will be praised by others." So if you like to be praised, you have to get the power they have to praise you!
"But does such a compliment still make sense?"
"That's right, such praise doesn't mean anything. But self-deception.
Snowflake scratched her head and said, "I seem to be more confused."
The master laughed and said: "These things are like rotting maggots, others are hell, if everyone is alone, there is actually nothing wrong, a large number of people get together, and the formation of society will give birth to all kinds of ugliness and disgust."
Snowflake scratched her head in confusion.
The master smiled gently: "If I go to that high-level gathering, I can only hear 3 kinds of topics. Show off yourself, add oil and vinegar to belittle others, and spy on each other.
Snowflake hesitated, "There are also good things, such as letting me meet you." If the price of meeting you is to meet a group of social elites first, then the price is worth it.
The master smiled happily, "It is also my luck to meet you." I wish there was a place where I could live my life according to my heart and meet like-minded friends.
Snowflake smiled: "That place is above the rainbow." Xiang
Yangsheng almost applauded when he heard this, but...
Snap!
There was really applause.
Xiang Yangsheng looked back and turned out to be a rabbit.
"Why are you here?"
The two of them asked in unison.
Without waiting for the two of them to speak, another side door opened, and a young girl dressed in a neat and spotless chef's uniform came out holding a baking tray and said: "Master, young master, you are all here, great." Try my newly made cookies.
"Connie..." the rabbit exhaled softly.
“Stay hungry,stay foolish!" The master smiled and gestured to the snowflake. So the master and snowflake each picked up one and ate it, and then they looked at each other.
"Wow! This tastes great! "
It's delicious on earth."
The faces of the two masters and snowflakes were full of happiness and kept praising them.
"Hee-hee. I knew I was going to succeed! "The little girl also picked up a piece and ate it, and then her face was full of pain, and even tears....
“YE!" The master and snowflakes cheered and high-fived in celebration.
"I used laundry detergent as baking powder again?"
Upon hearing this, both the master and Snowflake couldn't laugh, and hurriedly ran to the trash can to spit out what they had just eaten.
The master said a little angrily: "Connie! I turned down the pastries and delicacies of the top chefs and came here. You're going to give me this? I'm going to tell your father, don't let you go into the kitchen to waste food again.
The young chef named Connie cried and begged, "Don't! Chef is my dream! As long as I work hard, I can definitely become a good chef!
The master said with a bitter face: "There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, you are really not suitable to be a chef." Do you know the story of the opposite? No matter how hard you work and how good your resources are, if you go the wrong way, it will be impossible to reach the end.
Snowflake burped at this moment, a soap bubble floated out of its mouth, slowly rose into the air, and snapped.
Snowflake also blamed: "Next time you find something to try poison."
"I have! I tried it with a mouse, and he ate it happily.
Snowflake's face changed: "You said rats? What rats?
"It's that every time the oven is baked, it will clink
, and a mouse will appear..." Snowflake hurriedly ran to the back kitchen oven to take a look, and sure enough, it was his pet mouse....
The mouse seemed to be drunk at the moment, swaying leisurely, burping constantly, and many soap bubbles wafting out of its mouth.
Swish!
The scene was restored, leaving only Xiang Yangsheng and Rabbit, both of whom were at the door of the secret realm 30 meters below the surface of the sea.
"What was that just now?" The rabbit said in amazement: "I have never encountered this before when I explored the secret realm.
Xiang Yangsheng looked the rabbit up and down and said, "It seems to be someone's memory just now." Do you know the person who just appeared? "
Connie... It's my wife.
Xiang Yangsheng was very surprised, and actually found another related person, but there were too many things he wanted to ask, and he didn't know where to start for a while, so he said: "So she was very good at cooking later, right?"
The rabbit shook his head bitterly, and a tear silently slipped down his cheek.
Xiang Yangsheng hurriedly apologized: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was an inspirational story..."
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