Dimensional Eroders
Chapter 1153 Headmaster Snape's Little Secret
After finalizing the small goal of establishing and promoting [Tutoring God] at Hogwarts, the best partner is naturally [Slytherin College].
Although I have established a good personal relationship with Principal Hannibal, the scumbag school of 'Hufflepuff' is of little help to the high-end 'Tutorial Church', and it is not even comparable to the backup tire of 'Ravenclaw' .
The four colleges of Hogwarts are very different from each other. Although they also have a common main subject (Dragonborn), they are daily competitive relationships, and there are invisible barriers.
Lang, a 'cooking class teacher', went to talk about cooperation rashly, and he was likely to hit a wall. Therefore, a stepping stone must be found.
...in half an hour...
Lang intercepted Mr. Curry Knight Gao Wen who had just finished "Physical Education Class".
"Langguo, what do you want from me?"
On the face of the cowardly girl at this time, there was still a lingering excitement and happiness left. Obviously, she had a great time in the physical education class just now.
Lang: "You are quite happy, what did you do just now?"
"A group of young sorcerers in the second grade were supposed to take the 'flying class', but a notice was sent from the academy to change it to the dragon roar adaptation class temporarily."
Lang Ting was confused: "Then what else?"
"It is to help the little wizards in the second grade to adapt to the state of 'Dragon Roar' in advance. Such a long and thick sausage! It is like a gastroscope, stuffed into their throats and esophagus, stuck, stay for a quarter of an hour Help them adapt to the breathing state after the foreign object enters the throat, so as not to be choked to death by saliva."
The cowardly girl explained enthusiastically.
"Deep Monkey? The wand swallowing transformation at the end of the term?"
Counseling girl nodded: "Yes, yes, this is it! The [Dragonborn] in this school is really interesting. I already know from the tower that the genuine [Dragonborn] has a 'dragon soul' in its body, and then roars. , to release the magic power of the dragon. This academy is really tricky, directly transforming the throat, obtaining a similar method, then transforming the physique, implanting the bloodline, and finally slaughtering the dragon in the senior year, transplanting a small portion of the dragon soul, and gathering together a low-profile Version."
Lang, however, has a different opinion. With rich experience in "Gu parasitic and fish vein warlock transformation", he is well aware of the scarcity and irreproducibility of high-end combat power.
A genuine dragonborn represents a complete and powerful dragon of Skyrim province. And the dragons in the current world, although they look similar, are not the same thing at all. It can mass-produce knockoff [Dragonborn] with a few cheap ones, and has a complete room for subsequent appreciation, and the ultimate achievement is no worse than [Traditional Dragonborn].
How the hell is this inferior counterfeit product? It is clearly lowering the threshold, popularizing on a large scale, and scientifically breeding...
Cowardly girl: "By the way, you haven't said what you want from me?"
Lang: "Accompany me to the dean's office, it may use your strength."
"Oh? You want to curry favor with your dean. Would you like me to look at Fengshui and decorate the office?" Counsel immediately took out the compass and took out the "clay sculpture animal Fengshui Town Tomb Ornament" of cats, cats, dogs, pufferfish, pigs, and pigs.
Cowardly sisters look at Feng Shui and often provide one-stop service.
Consultation fees, survey fees, hands-on expenses for concentrating wind and water, and then the small ornaments that imprinted their own "Taiyi Five Elements Force", even sold for the price of "blue equipment" with "gray materials".
Fortunately, her feng shui skills, combined with her cute little figurines, can indeed achieve the effect of 1+1\u003e3.
"It's not Hufflepuff, it's Slytherin. It might use your [Speech Spirit]."
Lang intends to use the [Nightmare Demon Realm] as the basis to construct a [Tutoring Paradise], and then connect it to the [Dragonborn School Magic Network]. Taking the opportunity of mutual cooperation, steal the advanced [Magic Network] technology to supplement the "Nightmare Demon Realm"; at the same time optimize the "Tutoring Paradise", promote it in the school, use the vast student resources, and set up the shelf of the "Tutoring Church".
This kind of behavior of borrowing chickens to lay eggs must obtain Snape's consent before participating in it. Because the other party is the person in charge of the 'Slytherin School Magic Net'.
The counselor heard the words and understood: "Understood! The atmosphere group, right? Chatting, wingman, assists... I am familiar with these things, and I will take care of them."
…
Bailang didn't intend to mess around at Hogwarts this time on vacation, and continue to ruin his reputation.
He was a VIP user last time and could mess around; but this time he was hired and had to perform his functions. In addition, Hogwarts has successively recruited a large number of 'contractors', all of whom have left behind in various colleges, which are related to the interests of a large number of people.
If this school is played badly, it will not only offend the 'lord', but also the stakeholder groups behind the other party. Therefore, Lang decided to have an interview with Dean Snape through formal channels to convince him.
Of course, if you use [Must Die], there will be no disadvantages, 100% negotiate with the other party.
But still the same sentence, this task, he must complete it excellently. Therefore, it is not possible to use external tactics for tasks at the level of the dean.
Speaking of [Must Die], it is also time to pick a "Fuguiwan Qualified Person" in Hogwarts, and see how strong the legacy left by the 20th generation is?
...15 minutes later...
Bailang brought his counselor and Fufu to the door of the Slytherin College office to negotiate.
After knocking on the door, there was no response. On the contrary, two ferocious gargoyles with horns and bat wings uttered snake letters, suddenly turned the head of the gargoyle and looked at Bailang: "Leave!"
"Ahem, here is my teacher's card. I need to discuss something with Headmaster Snape."
Clang!
Two stone plastic spears intersected each other, blocking in front of a stone wall: "Leave! No reception at this time, come back in the afternoon."
"That means the principal is here?"
"Leave!" The stone statue with limited IQ issued an expulsion command again, pointed the crossed spears at the wave, and made a posture of attacking and driving away.
Lang decisively looked at the cowardly girl and winked.
Gao Wen immediately jumped out: "Hey, hey, don't be so unfeeling! We [are here], [for the sake of the children], you should report it! What if the dean agrees? ?”
The gargoyle, who was about to drive away again, paused for a while after hearing the words of the cowardly sister. Then they yelled 'Leave! ’ Before that, Counselor pulled off Xiao Fufu’s helmet at once, revealing Fufu’s true face.
moment!
[Show cute and domineering] Sweeping the audience, the two mentally handicapped gargoyles with no emotions suddenly showed moved expressions, and were conquered by Xiao Fufu.
"All right!"
By coincidence, the two stone statues skipped the notification link and opened the door to the office, as if the back door had been opened by a Trojan horse program.
The smooth stone wall cracked, revealing an eerie path.
The cowardly girl showed a secretly delighted expression that the plot had succeeded, and gestured an 'OK' to the waves.
[Speaking spirit] + [Show cuteness] = Invincible.
After the entrance opened, the cowardly girl boldly got in as if no one was there, and even turned her head to wave to Bailang and his daughter, urging to speed up to keep up.
…
After a short walk, the three came to Dean Snape's office, and then saw an extremely embarrassing and private scene.
Why did the gargoyle stick to the gate, and refused even to inform him?
Of course it was because their owners had more important things to do. No need to hesitate at all, just deny all access! Even if the sky is falling, you have to put it aside.
At this time, Professor Snape changed his cold and gloomy style on the first day of school, and showed an indescribably complicated expression on his face. He is closing his eyes, immersing himself in his own world, unaware of everything outside (intruders/visitors).
He was lying on an ergonomic chair in a reclining position, his hands folded in front of his chest, his movements were serene, and he was holding a closed glass bottle the length of his little finger in his palm, in which a silver substance was suspended and flowing.
It is not only like a flowing liquid against gravity, like repeated silver threads, spiraling and intertwining in a glass bottle to form a galaxy; it is also like a curl of smoke, gathering and dispersing at times, ethereal... like a dream.
Counsel frowned, and said to Lang in a low voice: "Legiliency! This is a 'memory'."
When the cowardly girl spoke, Lang paid attention to Dean Snape's indescribably wretched, infatuated, dog-licking, pain, spare tire... an old face with more than a dozen complicated facial expressions crazily switching in a second.
Even though Lang and his sister broke in and were so close at hand, they still couldn't alarm him. Instead, the dean was deeply trapped in his own 'memory world' and couldn't extricate himself.
Lang wears [Theory of Roots] superimposed [Perceptual Attributes] for close research, exploration and analysis, and read a lot of interesting information from Snape.
The other party first used [Occlumency] to reinforce and strengthen the mental barrier, and then combined with [Slytherin-Magic Web] permissions, using the skull as a servo to expand and enrich a memory scene into a temporary 'small world'.
At this time, the bottle of 'memory' that was permanently sealed + saved in his hand became the 'software' inserted into this device. Using one of his memories as a template, reconstruct it illusoryly.
As for the spare tire of Tianzihao, Dean Snape, the big licking dog, shielded the redundant memory and external interference, and hid in the corner of the memory world as a bystander, secretly watching the goddess' every move.
Immersive experience ing...
After the cowardly sister and Lang entered, he showed the most miserable side to them without any defense. The infatuated old man has changed several times, with an aria that makes the audience embarrassed enough to dig through the bottom layer with his toes to dig out the oil. Shouting operaticly: "Oh! Lily! My Lily!"
Counsel's scalp felt numb in an instant, and she clasped her body tightly with both hands, and a faint layer of fluff immediately stood up on the back of her fair neck: "Ouch, it's so stinky!"
Bailang also took half a step back and covered Fufu's ears.
The cowardly girl's movements were too big, and she accidentally knocked over the pen holder on the table, a pen rolled down and hit the opponent's leg, which alarmed the dean who was still not happy enough.
Swish!
Snape suddenly opened his eyes, regained consciousness in an instant, and saw three people with strange expressions.
The embarrassment of death exploded in his heart, but his face was as gloomy as water, and he sat up calmly, pretending to put the 'memory bottle' in his pocket casually.
But both Bailang and Counselor felt that if there was no one's murderous intent, they knew in their hearts that the other party must have murderous intentions. If they didn't think of a way, they might not be able to leave the office alive today.
Originally, Lang was still thinking, how to persuade Snape to cooperate with him? His point of view is 'interest'!
Use the irresistible interests of the other party to realize the binding and become a community of interests.
But now, Lang had an idea and had a better way! Because the other party has exposed his biggest weakness to him:
What was Snape's fate?
It's 【Lily】!
In the blink of an eye, a clever plan came to my mind. For an unrequited love licking dog, how to stimulate his subjective initiative without using [Must Die]? Instead of begging the other party to do something, let him beg him?
That is of course [Unlimited Monthly Reading: Create a world where Lily exists! 】
Why not resurrection?
Isn't it more difficult to revive a person in the HP universe? cheaper? cheaper?
The answer is not so, the living is easy, but the resurrected Lily is Potter's mother!
Already had a marriage, was raped by a school bully second-hand, and even had a child! As a mother, Lily will only pour her affection on her son after having a child.
It's like licking the dog Ye Yan no matter how much he kneels and licks Rin's mother, the wife will miss every moment because of the bondage of the two daughters. At this point, even if Shi Chen died in battle and he came to take over, would Licking Dog still be the winner?
What's more, Snape is not Cao Cao. What he yearns for is not only Lily, but also that period of time that cannot be recovered, as well as a young girl and a pure love that his childhood sweetheart has not been occupied and polluted by James Potter.
Therefore, the only way is to create a more innocent Lily that meets Snape's fantasy needs in all aspects, the timeline stays in the school days, and there is no James Potter involved.
Only then can it hit Snape's G-spot 100%, making him irresistible! In turn, ask yourself to speed up the process.
And the reason Lang has already thought about it, hoping to use [Digital School District Technology] to become a shareholder and cooperate with the 'Slytherin Magic Net Project'. For the majority of students in school, a "magic digital learning space" of "virtual reality" is set up. Every student can log in and get a series of excellent learning experiences.
This 'virtual space' will be built in the [School Magic Network], using idle 'dream' resources to help students review knowledge during their breaks.
Dreaming itself has the function of organizing and summarizing the information collected during the day. So it is not too much to use it more efficiently. And with the "Digital Virtual Learning Magic Network Space", the next "Infinite Monthly Reading" will be easier to start.
Using Dean Snape's current [Memories Killing Himself] technology, combined with his own technology, to redecorate the 'Learning Space', construct a magical artificial intelligence with 'Lily' as the template, and endow it with a ray of soul, Let it be reborn and live in the soul of Professor Snape as a spiritual companion.
What a romantic thing this is!
"Hold on, 【We have no malicious intentions】! Besides, things have happened, why don't you listen to our sophistry first? 【Fufu is still a child】, please 【Don't argue with her】......"
Silly Fufu's eyes widened, she looked at her counselor, and said with her eyes: How can you be so vicious?
After the cowardly girl's wave of [Word Ling] was confused, coupled with Fufu's innocent, pitiful and cute little expression, it all made Dean Snape's spirit freeze, and the murderous intention dissipated inexplicably, and decided to listen to the other party's words It's never too late to start.
Bailang seized the opportunity, and immediately started talking nonsense: "Lord Dean, I'm here on this trip with a business matter and a private matter, but in the end it's just one thing!"
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