Dimensional Eroders

After the little fungus successfully created the method, Sha Erfu, who didn't know what to do, notified her father immediately, and took the person involved out of [Baotou Township], and handed it over to Bailang for inspection.

The first time he saw Lang, the little fungus was conquered by Bailang's [wicked charm], as excited as seeing an 'idol+dad', he swooped and stuck to him, happy He kept rubbing against each other, and kept shouting: "Boss! Boss! You are so handsome, I want to announce you!"

After tearing off her own brain powder, Bai Lang studied the cloud of 'translucent twisted knowledge' floating above her head.

From a visual point of view, this pile of [99 multiplication formulas] looks like a soul coming out of the body, and the body is constantly wriggling, which is somewhat indescribable. At the bottom of the 'knowledge', another small tail is connected to the head of the little fungus.

It seems that the soul in the comics is out of the body, but in this group of 'souls', there are erroneous calculations that are constantly disillusioned by the naked eye.

Lang turned on [Theory of the Root] to enter the 'sage mode', and scanned it repeatedly with the powerful [Information-colored Mental Waves]. The little fungus also cooperated happily, constantly scratching his head and making poses, and soon began to dance wildly, so excited that he became hyperactive.

"Preliminary judgment, this group of 'distorted knowledge' is the product of your [divine power] stimulation, using 37 memory fragments as the carrier, fusing the 'knowledge, wisdom, coolie' she has cultivated hard, and finally the product of chance and coincidence. It is her 'soul fragment', and it is also a magical power, or the 'seed' of a spell."

Lang flicked 'Twisted Knowledge' lightly with his fingers, and it felt like a Q bomb, which showed that it was not illusory. He just pressed hard, and stuffed the 'distorted knowledge' back into the little mushroom man's head.

The other party only took it for a moment, then recovered, and twittered: "Boss, boss, let me recite the multiplication formula for you! I'm so smart, you can accept me as a little girl."

After listening to her father's analysis, Fufu asked, "What's the use?"

"Hmm... It's useless for the time being. This distorted knowledge is indeed a kind of extraordinary power, but it is only a semi-finished product, still in the embryonic state. Its appearance means that your [law of hard study] has given birth to a kind of exclusive power .But how to use this power? There is no way for the time being.”

"I can analyze that the core essence of 'it' is the high-energy manifestation of [knowledge] or [wisdom], but this power is temporarily unavailable, and there is no corresponding attribute. It's like a new kind of knowledge has been discovered in the laboratory. 'energy', but there is no way to convert this energy into 'work'."

The silly woman nodded half-understanding, as if the uranium-235 had been purified, and it was just a step away from starting the chain reaction. Then he asked, "What should I do?"

Bai Lang was also a little confused, because he had never been in contact with this kind of 'creeping wisdom' that resembled supernatural polymers but had no clear attributes. It can't be said that there is no attribute, but how to use [99 multiplication formula]? How to use it in actual combat?

The abstract "knowledge concept" is too weird. Ruofufu holds a [Law of Fire], and the little fungus created a "flame polymer", which naturally has a simple and crude burning attribute, so it can be used directly in battle.

On the contrary, this group of [Multiplication Formulas] is really difficult for Bailang at this moment. This thing is like a [new energy + engine], which has been developed, and only needs a "home appliance body".

With a [body] suitable for it, and then stuffing the 'creeping wisdom (distorted knowledge)' into it, the power contained in this group of 'supernatural characteristics' can be released instantly.

So Bailang defined it as a 'supernatural power/spell seed'.

Speaking of [knowledge is power], the little fungus has gained power at this moment, and in the world of cultivating immortals, it is also "refining Qi" or "building a foundation". At this point, other sects can already be used in battle, but they themselves are stuck.

Lang sighed: "Sure enough, it's hard to find a job for a mathematics major! Such weak knowledge of 99 multiplication formulas can't be used to promote high-end projects like 'arrays'."

Lang felt that even Jidu's [digitalization] priesthood would not be able to save these little mentally retarded people. Although they have the potential to convert 'wisdom' into 'supernatural power', their intelligence is too low and too spicy to have any market.

Suddenly, Sharf's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said, "Physics class?"

Fufu understood what Dad meant. Although pure "multiplication formulas" are condensed into extraordinary characteristics, their status is too embarrassing; then if the little mushroom man specializes in "Physics Lesson" from now on, then the extraordinary characteristics condensed with "physics knowledge" Does it have the matching 'physical damage attribute'?

"Huh? That's a good idea! [The Church of Painful Learning] is all-encompassing, covering all knowledge in all industries in the world. There is no doubt that mathematics is powerful, but the little fungus is too good. Fufu, your idea is not wrong, you can specialize in 'physics' , chemistry, biology', condense the 'knowledge seeds' that can be directly used in combat, and develop corresponding spells and supernatural powers. You can even directly teach them a skill, condensing 'shoe repair, car repair, air conditioner installation, mobile phone film... 'Wait [extraordinary knowledge], and directly develop the corresponding employment spells and supernatural powers."

With the little fungus being so frustrated, Bailang never expected them to become Fufu's fighting force. On the contrary, by directly cultivating employment skills, [Baotou Township] will cultivate a large number of workers with professional and extraordinary skills.

Sharf can even rely on the [Law of Painful Study] to hit the [God of Beating Workers in the Whole Industry]! She protects all walks of life and masters countless 'professional skills and magical powers'.

While approving Fufu, Bailang was not idle and was also using his brains. He always felt that this pile of 'distorted knowledge' was not simple, and even inexplicably familiar.

It seems that Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures were purely "philosophical knowledge" at the beginning, expounding some conceptual theories, which are essentially the same as "Multiplication Formulas" and have no attributes.

Today's [Bitter Teaching], like 'Buddha and Taoism', has begun to develop from pure knowledge and theory to the 'mythical side'. Is it possible to give more "combat characteristics" to the simple "multiplication formula"?

"Boss, boss, why are you ignoring me? I beg you to accept me as your younger sister! Father-in-law, please pass on the supernatural powers to this child. I want to make a big fortune for you in [Baotou Township] Jiangshan, build a temple to worship you!"

When Lang was stunned, he suddenly asked, "Do you like fighting?"

The little fungus shyly said: "Oh, I generally like it. My favorite is disco and drag racing! It's a pity that there is no road in my hometown, and God Fufu didn't buy us a small car to ride. But 'Baichuan God' gave us [ Virtual Speed ​​Paradise], you can use the points you earn every day to recharge to buy sports cars for online racing. Although it is not as exciting as reality, it can play the world's best electronic music, which is also great!"

"Then you have to study hard!"

"I don't want to study. Studying is too hard! We have to procrastinate every day until 8 o'clock in the evening to go home. The pain is overwhelming and the pressure is huge! I have to eat poisonous fungus every day to reduce the pressure of study, and I have to go to [Baichuan Dashen] after school. Only by selling memories there can you feel relaxed and peaceful, and then listen to electronic music in [Speed ​​Car Paradise] until 11 o'clock. Before going to bed, you must drink a big pot of greens, and fall asleep immediately after going to bed, and sleep until dawn. Absolutely Do not leave fatigue and psychological stress until the next day!"

Lang: "Your mother is really talented! But you must study hard, and you can't sell your soul to [Bai Chuan] anymore. You must remember [Knowledge is power]! Don't you want me to teach you the supreme magic? Today I will Pass on to you a magical power, and then recite the [Nine-Nine Multiplication Mantra] a thousand times a day with your heart, and the power of this magical power will increase. The harder you learn, the greater the power of this magical power will be!"

The little mushroom man's face collapsed, and he asked, "Really? I don't believe it!"

"Remember, 'there is a Porsche in the book, and there is a Dianyin Temple in the book'. You can get everything from it as long as you study it!"

After all, from the database at [Jidu], Bailang pulled out the Shaolin 72 stunts he collected in Gu Wu Xiaoao World, and chose a set of "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Chiba Hands" to pass on to the little mushroom man.

Of course he can't do the kung fu of [Mahamudra], and the little fungus has not cultivated true energy, but her [Twisted Multiplication Formula] is an "indescribable power of knowledge" that matches the standard of "supernatural powers and extraordinary characteristics". .

Bailang thinks that this sublimated product of 'knowledge' is somewhat similar to 'power of thought'? It's just that it can't be used directly like telekinetic power, and it contains another kind of 'mysterious power'.

How about installing it into the ordinary "Chiba Hands", maybe the martial arts of the low martial arts world can be developed into the "Buddhist supernatural powers" of the high martial arts world?

"Boy, thank godfather for giving me the Dharma!"

After the little fungus who didn't know anything bought a copy of "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Chiba Hands" that deleted the inner strength, meridians, and true energy, his heart was extremely excited and happy. I just think this is a peerless magic skill. If she develops this wave, she will definitely dominate [Baotou Township] and become the king of mushrooms [King of Mushrooms]!

Seeing that Fufu took the little mushroom man back to Baotou Township with a secret smile on his face, Bailang also looked forward to it.

His method is very simple, to teach a tangible and intangible "Chiba Hand" to the little fungus who doesn't know anything, and let the other party put "distorted knowledge" into martial arts.

The two things that were originally irrelevant will merge into an unknown product under the strong subjective expectations of the other party. This is probably the original path for transforming simple Buddhist and Taoist scriptures into subduing demons and supernatural powers.

Of course, besides fooling the little fungus, Bai Lang also arranged for Fufu to conduct experiments in groups, and arranged for the little mushrooms from different "tribal primary schools" to specialize in physics, chemistry, mechanical processing... and other fields.

Using the bug of [Bai Chuan] to delete and save memory, quickly cultivate a batch of "distorted knowledge" and conduct controlled experiments. Strive to improve the foundation of the [Degree Monk Occupation] as soon as possible.

The combat effectiveness of this thing may not be very good, but it is very friendly to the majority of ordinary people at the bottom.

In the heavens and all worlds, ordinary people are the most numerous. As long as they accumulate a batch of living skills and supernatural powers that can help people survive, covering basic necessities of life, [Bitter Education] can quickly take root in the masses, integrate into the people, and absorb their faith.

Therefore, Bailang's "fighting and survival" blossomed. On the one hand, he studied the supernatural powers of protecting teachings (Great Mercy, Ninety-Nine Intellectually Disabled Chiba Hands), and on the other hand, he worked for the welfare of ordinary people.

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Not long after Lang opened the [Ascetic Monk Occupational System], the inner world once again issued a new order: "Hit workers, assemble!"

Before the last [window opening] work was finished, the school encountered a terrorist attack and had to suspend the exit.

Now Harry is in a slump and suffers from inner demons, but his life is no longer in serious danger, and even most of the enemy's origins and conspiracy have been found out. Both the enemy and the enemy began to fight in the air around the soul connection between "Harry Potter" and "Dark Fairy Tom".

After the situation became clear, the avatar of [Dragonborn Lord] once again put the construction of the inner world first, and Bailang had to leave Fufu alone to lead the [Little Fungus Ascension Project], while he returned to the inner world. Inside, continue to get free prostitution [Open Window] benefits.

Don't throw away the "second-hand pollution source energy" that escaped wildly, send it to [Raliyah Seafood City] to pollute fish and fish, so that those "empty evil energy storm carp species" that restrain the style of painting will be more "deviled in the abyss", so as to achieve The effect of charging the erosion rate of [World Fragment].

It's just that the mermaid girls couldn't adapt to the high-concentration and abyssal environment of [Seafood City], and they have moved their families into the [Door] world under the leadership of the deputy city lord, "Female Sea King Bai Xing".

The life of whoring pollution sources in the other world is fulfilling and fast. Bailang can also be considered to appreciate the true style of a high-end territory.

Objectively speaking, the rules here are strict, and there are not many opportunities for him to take advantage of whoring for nothing.

But even so, he was still under constant surveillance, squeezing oil out of stones. Relying on the opportunity to consolidate the [window], a lot of 'stimulating pollution energy' was taken away. In addition, with the opportunity of contacting the [window] at a distance of 0, one's own 'space attribute + root theory' can be passively strengthened.

In addition, Lang also relied on his outstanding talent to create private projects (Goblet of Fire System, Virtual Academy) in addition to employment tasks, which were favored and rewarded by the school. Not only has a large amount of resources for free prostitution, but also received key support from the government, helping Fufu to construct the prototype of "Bitter Education".

The real king of whoring, dare to create something out of nothing and do everything in any difficult environment!

Another week in a hurry, Bailang and his group of best friends took the portkeys provided by the school, and frequently 'apparated' appeared in private areas one after another on this tiny island in England.

They not only solidified all the [windows] needed in the inner world, but also incorporated the entire British territory into the [window network], allowing the WiFi range of the [Dragonborn Lord] to directly radiate the entire UK.

So far, most of the most important tasks of this vacation have been completed. For the rest of the finishing work, you only need to go to Europe to open up [windows] for the other two 'Magic Schools', and finally the three parties will cooperate to incorporate the European territory into the 'Pollution Source Transmission Network'.

This territory seems to be much larger than the UK, but the business volume is less than 1/4 of [Hogwarts]. As for the geographical span, it is equal to zero in front of 'apparition'. At most, it will be busy for another week or two.

But a vacation doesn't mean you have to get out when you're done with work. As long as the school didn't offer to see off the guests, he could hang on and watch the drama of 'Harry Potter vs. the Dark Fairy vs. the White Demon' as a melon eater.

Theoretically, waves can stay for one academic year. Because he was also the substitute teacher for Fantastic Beasts Cooking Class. Although his lessons are often delegated to 'Fou/Jack'.

When Bailang entered the inner world to work overtime, the two daughters who had attended the sorting ceremony at the beginning of school and dropped out of school at the speed of light turned into acting teachers, teaching students in grades 3 to 5.

With Bailang's irresponsible behavior, under Fufu's pervasive brainwashing of cuteness and domineering, not a single student expressed dissatisfaction. Instead, he became annoyed by the "Mr. Outlander" who came back from overtime, and urged the little angel to come back Substitute.