Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 1209 Sister, You Just Offended The Whole World

Chapter 1209 Sister, you just committed the whole world...

Since joining the 'lower retired cadres club', Bailang's daily life has indeed undergone considerable changes.

In the past, only the parents of the students in Xiao Jasmine's school would follow the clues to the door of the "Little Miao Ren Tutorial House" because of "hearsay + parents showing off", and spent money to enroll their children in tutoring, which intensified the vicious involution.

Apart from the group of parents of students, the tutoring house has no other source of customers.

Occasionally, old customers who like coffee come to the door, and then they are conquered by the new substitute "delicious fresh (salty) fish soup". While admiring the miserable situation of the students being tortured, while enjoying the soup elegantly, nostalgic for my cruel primary school time, isn't this a beautiful thing?

But after Cong Lang left the club, every day there would be a few lost first-level newcomers who had just entered the paradise. Under various guidance, they followed the address with a confused look and found [Kittenman Tuition House]. Pushing the door open with apprehension, seeking guidance on life from the mysterious high-ranking boss (Bailang).

These first-level newcomers are similar to Bailang back then. Most of them are civilian newcomers who entered the [Paradise] by accident. Then, under the guidance of a retired contractor similar to a hotel owner, he came to the [tutoring house] to seek help from the strong.

For Lang, there are a large number of high-quality customers.

It can be used to sell stolen goods and dispose of garbage that you don’t need; you can also use them as mice to conduct experiments to improve the private system of high-level contractors; it is also an opportunity to expand and form personal forces; Cultivate and invest in newcomers, form a good relationship, and exchange for a super high rate of return in the future.

For this kindness, Bailang naturally chose to accept it.

After careful consideration, he remodeled the [Little Cat People Tuition House], the main part of which is still a learning institution (temple) dedicated to the [Gods of Bitter Education].

But on this basis, Bailang opened a small independent store in his home. The style is similar to that of a canteen. There are all kinds of products with a very personal style on the walls. He named it [Carp House Store], selling low-end fish blades, Dazhihui nectar, and fish Bloodline warlock blood - Gu parasitic seeds, carp martial arts of various Luke systems... and so on.

The [carp system] constructed by Bailang based on [Laliya Seafood City + Unlimited Fish System + Big Salted Fish] is enough to meet the strengthening needs of 1st-level newcomers to 3rd-level elites.

In addition to selling various [Bai's] unique zero-cost enhanced packages, there is also a table in the center of the canteen for consultation and business negotiations. Once the door is closed, it's a closed office for instructing new people, counseling them (Waaaagh psychology).

Or other unique services from high-end contractors.

The thing that Bailang still remembers the most is that on the first day of [Carp Shop]'s opening, a very down-and-out newcomer to the cemetery came to his home, let's call him 'A Bin'!

A Bin's results in the first round of trial tasks were not satisfactory, he didn't have many embers to buy skills, and the [Ability Bar] was empty. The income during the mission was extorted by the bully contractors of the same company, and witnessed the tragic death of many newcomers in the same period, and was extremely frightened and lacked self-confidence.

Under the introduction of an old senior, this kind of useless wood finally came to the weird-looking [Little Cat Tuition House] with the idea of ​​trying it out, hoping to change his fate against the sky, and hope that the next round of tasks will not die too miserable.

Facing this kind of useless rookie who is worthless, Bailang didn't even think he was worth saving. But in the end... Lang finally found a way to squeeze oil out of stones under the reminders of the girls from the [Healing Divine System].

Although Abin's novice protection period trial was very rubbish, he was still a very experienced Somogo cutting-edge code farm engineer before he was recruited into Chuanhuo Paradise in an accidental car accident (after his death).

It is precisely because of the perennial life of a program ape that his physical function and mentality have deteriorated in all aspects, turning him into a submissive social animal, so he lost his resistance and ambition in the trial mission. Forced to take up weapons and fight for their lives, reduced to third-rate garbage, and the 'superior professional skills' honed for half a lifetime are completely useless.

He has only experienced at least one round of trials, and he really can't find a way to turn his "professional skills" into paradise abilities.

At this time, Bailang proposed a [Memory Sacrifice] deal that everyone was happy with. From the newcomer's soul, Lang permanently stripped away the "Somogo programming knowledge" accumulated by the other party in half a lifetime, and exchanged for more than a dozen sets of "basic martial arts" uploaded by the hundred and eight hairy rabbit monks. experience'.

For A Bin, he has evolved from a powerless code farmer to a man with fighting experience, bloodthirsty (bloodthirsty) and top-notch fighting awareness (the Rabbit King Bodhisattva personally passed down [The Way of Killing Zen]). strong.

And Bailang will also gain a piece of basic programming knowledge applicable to the local (main world).

[Big Salted Fish] Although it has captured several batches of code farmers from different worlds (Moon World, Harley World), they are Earth programmers, and their knowledge system is based on Earth civilization.

On the contrary, Somogo's computer system uses another system. On the contrary, the horse farmers on the earth are non-mainstream and no one cares about them, so the knowledge from A Bin instantly connects Jidu (the digital priesthood) with the main world.

The true value of this business will be reflected in another transaction a few days later.

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With the gradual development of the club, more and more industry elites in the shelter know the magic of the "tutoring room".

At this time, not only hard-working new contractors came to try their luck, but also aborigines who wanted to become "contractors" came to consult, and personnel engaged in dangerous field work came here to replenish supplies and equipment.

Another day, a brightly dressed young and beautiful woman looked suspiciously at the signs of every building on the roadside, and finally stopped in front of the [tutoring house].

The scene in front of her was completely different from what she expected, and she even wanted to give up the courage to push the door. Everything here is too close to the people and too commonplace, which doesn't match the noble temperament she exudes all the time.

Just when the lady was worrying about gains and losses and was trying to do psychological work, the door of the store was opened from the inside, and then she saw a tall man (visually estimated to be 2m tall) exuding cruelty, evil, terror, and a touch of inexplicable charm. He is sending a housewife out of the tutoring house with a cheerful face.

The two ignored her completely and talked as they walked. With the voice floating in the wind, the lady can roughly hear the following conversation.

"Madam, it's a happy cooperation. You have confirmed the effect of the treatment, and the charge is 100,000 yuan this time."

After the lady heard about the fee, she didn't overreact. Instead, she was very obedient and cooperative, and bowed again and again: "Thank you very much, Mr. Bai! I will pay by transfer."

The ascetic thug called Mr. Bai waved his hands again and again: "You're welcome, you're welcome! You are a devout follower of 【Baichuan God】, and you have donated many times. It's worth mentioning. By the way, if you have the opportunity, please introduce our service to other wives, after all, they don't want to be let down by their husbands..."

"I understand, I will definitely promote it for you, the store manager!" The lady bowed again and again, with a sincere expression of gratitude for the rest of her life.

Although she didn't understand the content of the conversation between the two parties, but combined with the miraculous service described by her girlfriends before she came, the glamorous woman seemed to guess (brain supplement) one or two things.

The original thought of turning around and leaving suddenly faded, and it seems that... can I enter and try?

Just when the lady was hesitating, the thug in a frightened suit named Bailang had already sent away the wife who had invested 300,000 yuan in tuition fees for her son, and was about to return to the shop, and then saw a beautiful girl wandering in front of her house.

"Ma'am, what's the matter? I have a child at home, do you need to consult about tutoring business? Our store has linked up with the [Painful Learning Church] under the Wisdom God Department, and now it is launching a super luxurious limited-time discounted divine tutoring package. Are you interested in learning about it? "

The lady who was stopped by the wave was confused, why is it different from saying yes? Hesitating again and again, she still stumbled and said under the threat of Bailang's "fear-colored domineering" that strangled her soul throat and crushed her to death at any time: "My best friend recommended me..."

"oh!"

Before she finished speaking, Lang had a clear look. It turned out that it wasn't for the child, so he understood: "I understand, please come in! Women should treat themselves better! Please come in..."

Although the lady was puzzled by the content of the conversation, did the other party understand what she wanted to say? But the spiritual implication (pollution) revealed by Lang's words "women should be nicer to themselves" made her inexplicably feel that she has met a confidant who understands my needs!

For this glamorous lady who came to the door suddenly and has no children, Bailang is familiar with the way, and I don't know who is the first? I am even more puzzled why all of a sudden, "Little Cat People Tuition House" got the attribute of "female friend"?

In the living room of the carp canteen, Lang closed the door, shielding the outside world from eavesdropping.

"I..." The lady opened her mouth, not knowing what to say?

Lang interrupted again, and asked, "Is there a problem with your boyfriend or husband?"

The lady who felt a little guilty in her heart let out a long breath and nodded.

Bailang still numbly read and said: "Sister, it's not your fault, you just made a mistake that women all over the world make." Sweeping the audience, it is simply the most beautiful and soul-striking fairy music.

Sure enough, the lady's demeanor gradually relaxed, and the remaining guilt began to evaporate.

And Lang flipped through a small notebook, following the famous quotes picked up from various mission world TV series by "The Thorn Lady", and stumbled to read aloud...

These mental garbage are all the 'ammunition' carefully collected by [Born Lady]. On the one hand, it is used to exercise his [spiritual firewall] and improve Bailang's resistance to soul attacks, and the effect is very significant; The lethality is finally handed over to [Howling Sky] to be made into mental pollution for damage.

In the future, when facing male contractor enemies, Bailang can launch a "soul pollution crit" that hurts both sides. At that time, because of his long-term special training on resistance, he was immune to most of the damage under the protection of [The Thorn Lady]; while the enemy completely collapsed under the pollution amplification of [Howling Sky].

This is the same effect as Bailang taking his daughter to watch the [Fugui Wan] dance every day. Because of frequent viewing, I have immunity, even if it is still disgusting, it is much better than the victim who suffered the first-time hot-eyed soul crit. And follow the advantage brought by this difference, turn defeat into victory.

Soon, Lang investigated the cause and effect from the lady's mouth.

It's nothing more than a boyfriend who has a good family background and loves her deeply. His wallet is about to be squeezed dry, and he can no longer provide for daily expenses, causing love to gradually wither. At this moment, another hot-blooded licking dog with ordinary family background suddenly made a strong counterattack and successfully hit the base with his offering.

But soon, the lady who had tasted the sweetness of dog licking came to her senses. Although dog licking is good, her boyfriend has a better family background and a higher comprehensive index, so she doesn't want to break up.

We are in a kind of 'children make choices, and adult women have to! ’ and ‘guilty in my heart’. On the one hand, the only conscience is struggling, and it is constantly shifting in the direction of "raising a spare tire".

At this time, the female sea queen, who was still in the evolutionary stage, had little experience in committing crimes and still had some conscience, accidentally exposed her crimes and was discovered by her boyfriend. I was anxious and confused, worried about losing the biggest meal ticket, so I came to [Kittenren Tuition House] under the introduction of my best friend.

After figuring out the reason, Lang just felt that there was no challenge, so he handed out a package form: "It is recommended to choose Package A, and tick the 7th special service to help your boyfriend become a better industry elite."

The lady picked up the set meal form and read it, then clenched her fingers tightly, exposing the blue veins, as if she had grasped a life-saving straw, and what her best friend said was true! This is the right time.

The [A package] provided by Bailang is a summary of the experience of multiple users. The woman signs the contract, pays the fee, and chooses [Memory Sacrifice] to help the boyfriend (husband) to accurately strike and delete specific memories. Psychotherapy, let couples (husband and wife) feel harmonious again.

Feelings cannot stand the test, and once tested, cracks will be left. However, the 【A Package】in our store is dedicated to reunion and repairing emotional rifts. With the method of "memory sacrifice", the broken mirror is reunited.

When the man sacrifices a memory, he can implant a false new memory at a price of 3:1. For example, create something out of nothing, order an exclusive "unforgettable love memory" with special effects for the woman, like the goddess in life, and penetrate deeper into the man's heart.

Ever since, the rift of betrayal was emptied with one click, and instead, romantic and explosive memories were implanted. It soared from the bottom to the peak in an instant, making girls' lives more refined.

As for the additional 7th special service, it is after mass deletion (sacrifice) of the memory of the man. According to the basic evil spirit rules of [Memory Sacrifice], the woman can also choose to install a 'knowledge skill' into the man's soul.

It's like this lady was troubled by her boyfriend's limited ability to make money and her wallet was unable to support her love, so a series of subsequent accidents occurred.

Then why not take one step at a time, and pay a huge sum of money to buy the "Somogo's strongest code farmer" skill package from Abin, install it in the soul of your boyfriend, let him appreciate the salary increase blessing 996, earn more money, Love yourself more, and have less free time...you can spend more money to nourish love, manage time better, and try spare tire breeding without worrying about being discovered.

The relationship between couples is more harmonious!

When the lady left the 'Kitty Tutorial Room' with a relaxed and grateful face, another young couple in a state of cold war came to the 'Tutorial Room' under the insistence of their wife.

Bai Langai sighed, and decided to hand over the business to the three little meowren sisters. He was almost disgusted. However, the three sisters strongly objected, refusing to accept Bailang's "Three Views", and they would not earn such unconscionable money even if they were killed.

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