Dimensional Eroders

Konoha City, in a director's office of the No. 1 Ninja Hospital. Lang, who has been in the job for two days, shocked the entire hospital with his extraordinary physics shaman blood therapy Zhu Youshu. After beating up a group of medical ninjas with high self-esteem, he took this position based on his strength.

At this moment, he is leisurely leaning on the chair, playing with his mobile phone.

In front of him, there is a chrysanthemum and wolfberry thermos cup on the table.

Behind him, Ophelia was gently massaging his shoulders.

On the opposite side, Self, who is thin and immature, is wearing a "large fully enclosed mechanical black cat ears little genius helmet" that doesn't match her cute style. She has turned on the virtual projection and is immersed in the "normal" of the fourth grade of elementary school. In the mode' sea of ​​questions training, rack your brains and immerse yourself in the questions.

From time to time, in the virtual world, she would scratch her head, scratching the mechanically-feeling helmet with her small hands without knowing it, and "(.ヘ°) appeared simultaneously on the electronic display at the position of her eyes. The pixel kaomoji shows the perplexed state of mind of the person involved.

This is the unique guardian function of [Little Genius Helmet]. Parents, relatives and friends do not need to pay attention to companionship and distraction from monitoring, and they can always know whether the mental state of the "problem maker" is concentrated? Have you pretended to think hard, but in fact wandered far and wide to grind foreign labor?

"Unfilial daughter! I can tell at a glance that you haven't taken the questions seriously! I want you to show your true colors!"

Bailang stood up suddenly, and slapped Xiao Fufu's steel skull with a slap.

Xiaotian trembled violently, and the expression of the silly Fufu in the virtual world immediately changed to (д;), and then continued to concentrate on the questions, not daring to be in a daze.

Seeing the performance of the silly second wife, the elf girl standing behind Bailang suddenly showed a doting and loving motherly smile. But soon, her attention returned to the child's father.

At this time, the sunlight was projecting on Bailang through the window, the birds were chirping, and the foolish face(`) was immersed in studying hard, and Ophelia's heart became extraordinarily peaceful.

This kind of life of working with her husband in the same unit and the same office, being with her day and night, torturing her daughter together and supervising her hard study, is like a dream, and the erosion of the [Mark of Chaos] on her body has been greatly alleviated.

This kind of small but real happiness and satisfaction, the ordinary warmth from the heart... is the ultimate life that I am striving for. I really love it, love it.

"I have already finalized the cooperation intention with a team from another park. If there is no accident, the newcomers will be arranged there soon. By then, we will have time to accept some private commissions and explore the world."

Ophelia smiled happily after hearing this. Although she had been clinging to Bailang for the past few days, her sweetheart's energy was wasted on taking care of the group of ants-like newcomers, and they had no chance to communicate with each other in depth.

Now that these annoying flies are about to disappear, Brother Lang can devote all his time and energy to taking care of the newcomers on himself. Thinking of this, the elf girl was so happy that she flew up: "Does that mean we also get rid of Tim and Zhu Yao?"

Looking at Ophelia's big, clear eyes, the corners of Bailang's eyes twitched: "That's impossible, I promised to help Tim master the advanced sealing technique, and make as many 'magic cards' as possible by the way. At the same time, that waist It is also related to the quality of my future 'sub-profession'."

After hearing about the future development of Bailang, the elf girl immediately abandoned her monopolistic selfishness, and said seriously: "What exactly does Zhu Yao want? I will help him complete it, and ensure that your career is safe, Brother Bai! Also, that Tim needs to be sealed Is it right? I will help her get her hands down, so that Brother Bai can spend more time with me. "

"ha……!"

Bailang opened his mouth, not knowing what to say? I clearly planned to talk about other things, but why did you make me feel so warm?

This kind of warmth and touch makes people feel a little dark. Is this what it feels like to be cared for? I really love it. Compared with the elf girls, the three kitten sisters are really careless and unprofessional to themselves. Not enthusiastic at all, not enough to ask about their health, and criticize them after returning home.

"Okay, it's up to you. But I still have some concerns about this cooperation."

Then, Bailang explained:

He came on vacation this time, and bringing newcomers was just a matter of convenience, to earn a pocket money. You will definitely not put too much energy into it, and do your best as if it were the main task.

So in the past two days, while quickly adapting to his new identity and familiarizing himself with Konoha and the environment of the ninja world, he did not forget to arrange places for the newcomers.

To be reasonable, he has released pre-quests, first-ring missions, and advanced rewards such as the 'Three Body Art'. Next, it is completely possible to enter the state of free-range breeding, let them play freely, and the survival of the fittest will be eliminated.

But if the death rate in the 'guiding mission' is too high, he can't make money. But blindly supervising and helping in secret is even more ridiculous. The labor and management are happy on vacation, and there is a caring mentally ill soft girl. Living in such a comfortable and cared-for life, but going to work as a nanny only for a little money, wouldn't it be putting the cart before the horse? !

Reminiscent of the first registration, after seeing the recruitment information released by various teams in the ninja world, Bailang slapped his head and suddenly came up with an idea!

Why not act as an intermediary (smuggler) and sell these newcomers?

Not only save worry and effort, but also get extra rewards. Newcomers can also get more internship opportunities, accumulate experience, and hone their skills. At the same time, it also solves the problem of lack of people in those teams.

This is simply a win-win situation for all three parties, and no one suffers a great thing!

So yesterday afternoon, Bailang actively ran around, interviewing representatives one after another, fighting for the rights and benefits of the newcomers, and finally confirmed the cooperation intention with a team not far from Konoha City.

The other party is willing to provide a large number of low-end jobs without technical content, absorb these newcomers and manage them in a unified manner. Moreover, these positions also belong to the "short-term workers-ninja training" approved by "Konoha", and belong to long-term E-level tasks, which can be included in the file and accumulate qualifications for the "Zhongnin Exam".

At the same time, this faction has the highest quotation and is relatively close to Konoha. Once something goes wrong, Bailang can also arrive in time and carry out rescue.

But the disadvantages are not without. The team that hires newcomers includes food and lodging, pays Bailang, and doesn't care about it, let alone guarantee the safety of the newcomers.

The weak group of "newcomers in the trial period" who have just entered the paradise are like fish and have no human rights. In case of a work-related injury and dying, do you still want precious healing potions? Dreaming!

In order to solve this problem, Bailang had to improve the survival rate for these newcomers. But as a leader, you can't interfere too much. So he decided to equip each person with a [Evil Energy Fish Blood-Injection]. At the critical moment of death, inject it into the body, burn the overdrawn vitality, and burst out the potential.

However, the more important function of this [Fel Energy Fish Blood] is that the rookie is seriously injured, counting down to the verge of death in a desperate situation, can deeply overdraw the potential of life, and forcibly last for one second.

As long as he hangs his breath and is not dead, as long as Bailang can arrive in time, he will be sure to rescue him, save a fine, and keep one more humanoid mining machine that continues to create benefits.

"I have arranged for Tim to go to the Inuzuka Clan's resident to wholesale Ninja Dogs in large quantities today. I have special skills that can greatly improve the combat effectiveness of 'Ninja Beasts'. After these newcomers complete a task, I can give them as rewards to improve their strength. Viability, one more nanny."

"But now is not the time. Besides, the 20 newcomers are scattered, and that organization may not have the responsibility to seriously supervise and ensure everyone's safety. So do you have a means to monitor everyone and call the police in time when they are in danger? , so that I can deal with it, instead of letting the hard-working broiler die silently in the corner and deduct my fine. That would be too wasteful!"

As soon as the elf girl heard that the life and death of the broiler was related to the benefit of her family, she immediately became serious. Although every little broiler chicken may not bring much benefit, but as long as Brother Lang speaks up, it can't be treated as a small matter.

Moreover, she also wants to leave a good impression on Brother Bai as a good wife, not just a vase of good looks.

"Small, I will never let the death of these newcomers damage our family's income." After finishing speaking, Ophelia activated the summoning technique, and a golden piece suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

Bailang, who has gradually adapted to this deeply mentally ill patient, does not correct the mistakes in her language, because it is meaningless to do so. At this moment, his gaze was attracted by the golden sphere flapping its wings at high speed and floating in front of him.

"This is... the Golden Snitch?"

In front of Bailang, hovered a metal sphere the size of a walnut, engraved with intricate patterns like circuit boards. At the same time, it has a pair of thin wings made of silver, flapping at high frequency, leaving a blurry afterimage.

Seeing this inexplicably familiar scene, Bailang quickly remembered that this was the soul core in the "Quidditch match", the golden snitch that flew extremely fast and was hard to catch?

"That's right, they are also one of my contracted summons. There are 200 of them in total. They fly extremely fast and make no sound. They can hover. They were originally magical creations. After my transformation, they have low intelligence and can act independently. , suitable for surveillance, scouting, exploration, and combat, I have allocated 20 to monitor newcomers."

Bailang: "Rough stone contract?"

"Um."

Thinking of his "Ninja Rabbit Scroll, Carp King Poké Ball", Bailang was not surprised, but asked instead: "Magic creations can also be monitored remotely and send back information in time?"

The elf girl immediately raised her head triumphantly, poked Bailang's face with her fingers, and proudly said: "They are not ordinary magic props, but my curing ability!"

"Impossible, it's not that I haven't seen your ability bar."

"They are the first ability derived from [Fire Source Wreckage] that I carefully selected. They are not pure 'magic items', but unique 'magic mechanical creations'! I can use [Fire Seed Source Wreckage] as The core, activate a central server, and connect these 'golden detectives' to form a monitoring network. During the journey to find you, Brother Bai, I have been serving as the team's intelligence, logistics, and treatment work."

Bailang was dumbfounded. Aren't you a senior psychopath? How come you are so virtuous?

"How did you do it? What's behind it?"

"I didn't know much about this at first. It was all the secret knowledge taught by the captain. The 'remains of the fire source' is very precious. It has a unique energy in itself, which can inject and activate the machinery and give them vitality. The 'fire source remains' I have mastered The wreckage's volume is very limited, and the damage is serious, it can only activate a machine with a volume of no more than 1m, and its strength is extremely low."

"The temporary team I'm in happens to belong to a big force on the mechanical side, and has knowledge in this area. The captain once warned me that the wreckage I have is not enough to create a powerful Transformer, and even if it succeeds, it's just for show. I suggest I am developing in the field of 'miniaturization, logistics, and assistance', and this is also my original intention."

"In addition, the energy of the fire source is only compatible with 'metal machinery'. I usually use 'smart machines' as the medium of casting spells to temporarily activate some 'mechanical bodies' to complete auxiliary tasks. In order to win me over, the team came up with a special technology .In their organization, there was a 'Fire Seed Source' holder who researched 'Magic Constructs' across borders, and created a very interesting by-product."

"The Golden Snitch is originally a magic item, with an all-metal structure, superior performance, and a hollow interior that can carry a small amount of items. It is a very good 'carrier medium'. It can be installed with a portable monitor with only a small amount of modification, combining technology and magic. That high-level contractor has developed a series of 'auxiliary golden detective magic modification technology' to support secret surveillance, flying bombs, echo detection, underwater operations..."

"Once it is combined with the fire source by special means, it can be transformed into a 'magic mechanical creation'. It supports the normal use of technology in the anti-science magic world. At the same time, in the technology world, magic principles can also be used to avoid detection and prevent data intrusion. So I used the ability of the original stone to secretly bind 200 gold scout carrier contracts with [Fire Seed Source Wreckage], fused the first ability, and secured the logistics position."

Ophelia happily shared her experience with Bailang.

When Bailang was surprised by Elven Girl's tricks, he suddenly heard that his fish had entered someone else's pond. He was inexplicably dissatisfied and unhappy, and asked directly, "Did you join another team?"

Seeing Bailang's reaction so strongly, Ophelia clenched her small fist in her heart, said yes, and then comforted: "Brother Lang, don't worry, I didn't join that team, it's just a temporary partnership. The captain is a woman. I am also only a reserve member, and I have been procrastinating without becoming a full-time member. I just use their strength and resources to find you, and when this mission is over, I will leave the regiment."

"???"

Bailang immediately calmed down, returned to his senses, and began to think about the advantages and disadvantages of having an extra teammate by his side after forming a team with the elves. Finally decisively choose to give up!

I, Bailang, am an unmarried single father who aspires to become a lone ranger. How can I be dragged down by a mere fish? With you, how can I maintain a cooperative relationship with more fish?

"What team did you join?"

"A force on the mechanical side, headquartered in another paradise, but has a branch in Chuanhuo Paradise. I met them during a mission related to the 'Cybertron War' and decided to join. Because This organization is very powerful, has abundant resources, and has developed across the park, so it has the strength to help me find you."

Bailang wondered to himself how attached are you to me? But I was also curious in my heart: "How did you find me?"

"As long as my contribution to the team is in place, I can redeem the unique powers of high-level contractors, reversely trace the contractors who have experienced the mission, and then perform location tracking to enter the same world. But I was lucky, last time The task was positioned by Xiao Feng Ying, she successfully modified my world of descent and the main story content, cooperated with each other to complete a private round, and gave me your information, and at the same time promised to experience the second vacation with you." Ophelia Ya said happily.