Director, please respect yourself

"Mr. Yang Hao from China, I am the Chinese translator hired by Neural Link Company. You can call me Beyoncé. Before the official operation, there are a few things we must explain to you in advance."

"Okay, you tell me!"

Yang Hao pulled on his wrinkled clothes and tried to make his expression look more natural.

"Before you, we have conducted 103 experiments in 7 batches, and the results were not very optimistic.

The first batch of experimental subjects were 23 monkeys.

However, within a month, 15 of them died, 6 of them hit their heads against the wall, 7 of them jumped off the building, and the other 2 were even worse. Maybe there was an error in the chip program, which made them mistakenly believe that they were themselves. He was a Super Saiyan who could block cars, but he was crushed into meat patties and stuck to the road. It was terrible!

The second experimental subject was a pig.

A boar is fine at first. The pig can eat, sleep, sing, and even give its breeder a flirtatious look.

But on the 32nd day, because the external computer had garbled code, it lunged at the breeder with a roar and exposed its fangs. The breeder had no choice but to shoot and kill it.

The third batch of test subjects were humans.

An epileptic patient suddenly fell ill. He always fell to the ground and twitched involuntarily. In order to help this epileptic patient return to a normal life, we implanted a computer chip in his brain.

The results of this test were still not very good. The epilepsy was under control, but other sequelae came. He couldn't see anything with holes on the road. When he saw it, he wanted to poke it with a stick. According to his The guardian said that on the first day after the computer chip was implanted, this guy poked the exhaust pipes of 27 cars with a stick.

Oh, by the way, his death 45 days later was said to be related to this behavior and habit. This guy climbed to the top of a 35-meter-high chimney and was stabbing hard with a pole, but he fell into the chimney.

The fourth batch of test subjects were gorillas.

Since human experiments were not very successful, in the fourth batch of experiments, we replaced humans with gorillas amid protests from human rights organizations..."

The blond engineer was talking, and a girl with yellow skin, dark eyes, and black hair but a foreign name was translating. When the translator got excited, her saliva flew everywhere.

Yang Hao sat on the chair and looked out the window blankly.

Zhang Yimou and Gu Zuowei are my classmates, and Hu Mei, Li Shaohong, and Chen Kaige are my classmates at Nortel.

Nowadays, they have all achieved extraordinary achievements in art, but I have been in the photography industry for so many years, but I have achieved nothing.

Zhang Yimou commented that my brother’s sense of light is not good, his composition is poor, and his photos often make the audience ignore the focus; Gu Zuiwei commented that my brother basically has no imagination and creativity. The reason why he has been able to work as a photographer for so many years Career depends entirely on your own passion...

And now, my brother is 68 years old.

After half a lifetime of wandering, I have played what I should have played, eaten what I should have eaten, and enjoyed what I should have enjoyed.

What if you have any regrets in this life?

That is, I want to prove that Zhang Yimou, Gu Zhenwei and others are all wrong. I am a master photographer who can shoot film and television works that amaze the world, rather than a well-connected person who relies on connections to work in major domestic film and television crews.

Of course..., the more important thing is that my brother is in urgent need of money now.

…

"Yang Hao..."

"Mr. Yang Hao!"

"oh…"

When the Chinese translator named Beyoncé shook his arm, Yang Hao was awakened from his thoughts.

"Mr. Yang Hao, do you understand the failure case we just talked about and the disclaimer of Neural Link Company?"

"I understand!"

Yang Hao pulled at his wrinkled clothes again.

"I have two questions and want to confirm them one last time."

"Okay, you say it!"

"First, is this experiment, whether it succeeds or fails, my father who is far away in China can get 300,000 US dollars?

Second, if..., what I am talking about is that if the experiment succeeds by chance, will it really be like what you guys advertised, and the entire brain will have the power of super computing to analyze data, process light perception, and in terms of art? , has rich experience and attainments? "

"Mr. Yang Hao, first, if we can operate on you at 10:00, then we guarantee that at 10:01, your father's medical account at Beijing Union Medical College Hospital will have an additional deposit of 300,000 US dollars.

Second, yes, the total capacity of the two chips we are going to transplant into your brain this time is 2000T, and their content covers text, audio, images..."

Chinese translator Beyoncé wanted to be wordy, but Yang Hao leaned his head tiredly on the chair, raised his hand, and smiled lightly.

"What are you waiting for?

Let’s get started! "