Director, please respect yourself

"How can I say that I have no clothes? I share the same robe with you.

The king raised his army, repaired my sword and spear, and shared the same enemy with me!

How can I say that I have no clothes? Tongze with Zi.

The king has raised his army, repaired my spear and halberd, and worked with me together! "

In the video, a young man wearing a white shirt and gray trousers slaps his chest and sings ancient ballads in Qinqiang accent, with a vicissitude and majestic voice.

Don't look at the picture, just listen to the sound.

It can make people's blood boil.

It can also make people understand clearly in an instant what it means to "correct the old Qin Dynasty, fight against the national calamity together, and vow to never truce until the blood is shed."

Maybe at this moment, Yang Hao is really possessed by Bai Qi, the God of War? !

Sitting on the sofa in the luxurious suite of Fuyue Hotel in Shanghai, Liu Yifei thought so while wiping away tears while watching the video on her laptop.

Otherwise, how could Yang Hao knock down the fighting maniac Xu Xiaodong to the ground in an instant, and the photographer named [Qi Shi] also talked about it in the video.

According to the analysis of the video shot with a high-speed camera, Yang Hao obviously made a stop motion at the moment he knocked down Xu Xiaodong. Otherwise, with the strength, angle and speed of his punch, Xu Xiaodong would definitely not just lie on the ground and wail for 20 minutes. So simple.

As for what Yang Hao was like before, others may not know, but I know it very well. You must know that he and his classmates...

Hey, forget it, I still don’t want to think about this anymore.

Liu Yifei felt irritable when she thought of a certain woman, so she closed the Youku Video page and logged into 58.com.

Hmm... let's see if the middleman who dares to open his mouth to all the netizens has replied to his private message today, right?

Haha..., luck is pretty good!

This treacherous, slippery, and greedy middleman actually replied to three of his private messages in a row.

[Want to drink cold water for fear of clogging my teeth]: Sorry, something happened this morning, so I couldn’t reply to your private message in time.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: Installment payment is possible, but the down payment ratio must be high. For example, if the purchase price of a song is 200,000 yuan, then the down payment must be more than 199,800 yuan.

ah…

Seeing the number 199,800, Liu Yifei wanted to point at her laptop and scold her. You only left 200 yuan for me to pay in installments. Damn it, the bank is not as bad as you, okay?

[If you want to drink cold water, you’re afraid of stuffing your teeth]: It’s okay to compose songs based on Wang Fei’s voice, but I don’t recommend you do this, because Wang Fei’s singing is characterized by a heavy nasal voice, which is similar to humming, and also a bit lazy. The taste is in it, and it would be difficult for ordinary singers to grasp this feature.

Um…

Originally, Liu Yifei wanted to reply to the private message and scold the other party. At this time, she saw the third private message and fell silent.

It seems that this person is still quite good. He is not completely cheating. At least he can analyze the characteristics of his idol's singing.

Ever since, Liu Yifei, who had been sitting on the sofa and thinking for a long time, just replied to the other party.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Today is October 2nd. It is still one month before my friend plans to release her first solo music EP. You can feel free to help create a song suitable for a female singer. .

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: If the quality of your songs is better, then I will become your long-term customer in the future. Isn’t it just 200,000 yuan, sister, I can still afford it.

After sending the two private messages loudly, Liu Yifei wanted to close her laptop and go to sleep, because according to the announcement from the crew of "Love Announcement", her first scene tomorrow would start at six o'clock in the morning, but at this moment, The other party actually replied to the private message.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: I have songs here at any time. You can come and get them anytime. However, we have to meet in private, and I only need cash for the time being.

As for the meeting place...

How about we leave it at the entrance of the Dongjiao Daokou Police Station in Nanluogu Lane, so that you can rest assured and I can rest assured too?

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Facts have proved that Ni Ni is quite spiritual when it comes to acting, even now she has not received professional guidance from Zhang Yimou and Liu Tianchi.

Last night, after staying in the dilapidated minivan and observing outside for about half an hour, she was able to imitate it accurately. Although it was not yet a perfect replica, it could be used for short films.

In fact, according to Yang Hao's original intention, he planned to let Ni Ni get out of the car, hold a cigarette in her mouth, and then go to the door of the KTV to ask those special practitioners if the KTV was recruiting people?

Because only by letting them be "judges" can Ni Ni have a deeper understanding. How was her performance?

But there was no other way. Ni Ni's father was sitting in the car. He believed that as long as he dared to make such a suggestion, this man would immediately fall out and dare not say anything. It was absolutely possible to spit on his face.

Speaking of action, my friend thought of Xu Xiaodong again.

Because the moment Xu Xiaodong, a fighting maniac, punched himself, several sets of data suddenly appeared in his head, swinging his head 15 degrees to the left; squatting 20 centimeters; clenching the fist with his right hand, and selecting 50 pounds of strength (knockdown); 100 pounds (loss of attack power within 30 minutes); 150 pounds (Over)...

What does this mean?

Combined with the first day of time travel, when Mr. Huang’s yellow dog was angry to death on the Beiying campus, this kind of data also appeared. Now I dare to conclude that even after time travel, the body is not the original body, and the body in the head is not the same. There is also a chip, but why didn’t I see it during the brain CT scan?

If you see it, you must take it out, because the side effects seem to be a bit serious. Now whenever I see a dog on the street, I always have the idea to run in front of the dog and block its way!

Then he kept blocking, and kept blocking... until the dog was pissed to death.

It's just that the docile old yellow dog from Teacher Huang's house is okay. It's old, can't run fast, and has a good temper. But what if the friend meets a Tibetan Mastiff?

Eh…

Perhaps as the old saying goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

As mentioned in some entertainment novels, it seems that there is no such thing as time travel, a system, and then the male protagonist reaching the pinnacle of life!

However, fortunately, I have good willpower. The thought of "racing with a dog" came to my mind several times, but I suppressed it.

Just like that, after getting up in the morning, Yang Hao, who came back from his run, was making breakfast in the kitchen and thinking randomly.

Soon, a large bowl of steaming hot shrimp and meat wontons came out of the pot. Yang Hao carried the bowl to the restaurant and was about to wave his chopsticks to eat when suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

"Dangdangdang..."

"Who is it?" Yang Hao asked.

"I!"

"Hey... why did you come to my house?" Yang Hao felt very strange when he opened the door and saw Nini.

"Last night, didn't you ask me to wait for you at the gate of Beiying Film Community? Let's go to Beiying Film Studio today to recruit actors, lighting engineers, photographers and so on."

"yes!"

“Then it’s over?!

Just now I stood at the gate of Beiying Community and asked casually which building Yang Hao, who fell ill at eight o'clock on time, lived in, and they told me, so I came to your house to find you..." Chao Yang Hao After rolling her beautiful eyes, Ni Ni sat down at the dining table and picked up her chopsticks.