Director, please respect yourself

"Dad, that's not how the account is settled!"

"How is that calculated?"

The father and daughter had a fierce quarrel in front of them. Although their voices were not loud, their words were fierce. On several occasions, the girl's father even rolled up his sleeves, intending to teach the girl a lesson in public.

Looking at the beautiful girl in front of her who was about the same height as herself, Liu Yifei wanted to go up and help her, uncle, that's not how the accounts are calculated. For example, the venue fee at the entrance of Beiying Community you just mentioned was 20. That's because of what you said was small. Yang is very familiar with the gatekeepers at Beiying Community, and they can help maintain the order of the filming by just buying some fruits. If this matter were brought to other communities, no one would be willing to help without 300 yuan.

But after thinking about it, Liu Yifei still held back.

There were so many people at the scene, and there were more than a dozen cameras filming. If I really quarreled with the middle-aged man in front of me because I offered to help, it would definitely become explosive news in tomorrow's newspaper [New Four Xiaohuadan] One of them, Liu Yifei, was having sex with a middle-aged man in an unknown alley near Beijing Film Academy].

Since she couldn't help, Liu Yifei had no choice but to divert her attention.

Standing next to the father and daughter is a mother and son. The mother is not very tall, probably about 1,646,5 meters tall, but she is well-dressed, wearing a black lady's suit and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Even if she looks at it from the side, , also full of intellectual beauty.

The son is cute, he looks about seven or eight years old, with a chubby little face and a round back of his head. He stood at the door of the Yangchun Noodle Shop, his eyes chattering around.

Seeing such a child, Liu Yifei suddenly felt maternal, and handed over a box of stinky tofu. Just now, she bought three servings of stinky tofu, but she didn't eat this portion at all.

Facing the sudden gift, the chubby boy was stunned for a moment, and then he accepted it with a smile.

Obviously, the little fat guy with the red scarf around his neck is also a vegetarian. I don't care at all about the smell of stinky tofu.

"Thank you sister!"

The little fat man is very polite.

"Oh..., call me auntie."

Now in her early 20s, Liu Yifei is very concerned about her seniority.

"Well, thank you, auntie!"

With food, the little fat man can naturally agree to any request.

"Well, thank you."

At this time, the intellectual mother also turned around to express her gratitude to Liu Yifei.

"Haha, it's okay, it's just a snack." After saying that, Liu Yifei quickly put on her mask.

It's not that Liu Yifei cares about her celebrity status, but she just ate stinky tofu and it's interesting to talk to others.

At this moment, Liu Yifei's target appeared.

Black leather shoes, gray trousers, and a white shirt make the whole person look very fresh.

He came out of the noodle shop carrying a large iron chain. He first locked one end of the chain on the door handle, then picked up the other end of the chain and prepared to lock it on his ankle...

"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang, lock your feet. Doesn't it hurt?"

The sound was a bit abrupt, causing the young man to stop what he was doing.

“It hurts a little.

But some people said that I was seriously ill and had some mental problems. I was afraid that I would hurt you when I got sick, so I had to immobilize myself first. "Under the dim street lights, the young people were talking and laughing.

"Suffering from a serious illness..., how could this happen?

Uncle Yang, you were able to lift me up at the gate of Beiying Community tonight. "

"Well, Xiao Zhou Qi, what should I say?

It’s my illness, it seems to be intermittent. When it’s normal, it’s the same as yours. I should eat and work, but if it’s abnormal..."

The young man's words had just reached this point, when suddenly, his appearance changed.

The face that was filled with a youthful smile just now became serious at this moment. He first threw the chain in his hand to the ground, then stood up and looked around.

When everyone onlookers saw this, they were all shocked and retreated one after another.

"Lao Yang, Lao Yang, your Yang Hao's shackles were not locked just now."

"I know it's not locked, but there's nothing I can do about it. It's you who wasted time outside. It's already eight o'clock, but you're still nagging..." At this time, Yang Chun was hiding in the noodle shop, crying.

"Those named Yang, we have all paid money. What if your Yang Hao hurts us?"

"How about you run away first, and I'll return the money to you after he calms down." After Yang Chun, who has always been obsessed with money, said this solution, he quietly closed the door of the noodle shop from the inside. .

"Damn it... Yang Chun, this old boy, hid very quickly. He didn't even care about his own son."

"How about we hide too?"

"What are you hiding from?

What about the four or five hundred of us? Even if Yang Hao is really possessed by Bai Qi, I believe that with the concerted efforts of us, we can hold him down. "

"Yes, yes, it's only 15 minutes. I'd like to see what Bai Qi plans to do today."

Seeing this situation, Liu Yifei, who had originally wanted to escape from the scene under Yao Beina's drag, stopped at this time.

Chinese?

To watch the fun, you must have the spirit to watch the fun and not be afraid of life or death!

However, what confused everyone was that at this time, Yang Hao suddenly blurted out a sentence in English.

"This is ancient China, right?

I have always longed to perform here, but I never thought that it would actually come true now? "

Damn..., what is going on?

Could it be that the God of War Bai Qi can speak English?

If the God of War Bai Qi can speak English, then he must have heard the cry of countless netizens, Alexander the Great is nothing, why is he still marching to the east?

If we encounter our God of War Bai Qi and don't beat you to the piss and then bury you alive, we will lose!

And just when everyone was stunned, Yang Hao, who was standing at the door of Yangchun Noodle House, made a new move.

He dusted off his hands and walked up to a fat man holding stinky tofu in his hand.

"Hey kid, can you lend me the red scarf around your neck?"

The little fat Zhou Qi looked at Yang Hao in front of him blankly as if he was frightened.

However, the intellectual woman was calm and quickly took off the red scarf from her son's neck and handed it to Yang Hao.

"Give it to you!"

She also speaks English.

"Thank you, you are beautiful, ma'am."

After saying thanks, Yang Hao took the red scarf and tied it around his neck.

"Hey..., what is he doing?"

"I don't know, maybe the God of War isn't white today, right?"

"It's very possible. You have to know that there was a little Druid Zhang here the night before."

"Damn..., something bad happened."

"What's the matter?"

"Have you forgotten? Lao Yang said yesterday that his son went to Yanjiao Town to find an expert who said he could cure his disease.

But now look at it, it’s okay if it’s not cured, but if it’s cured, Yang Hao will have a foreigner in his body? "

"Damn it, this is really the case!"

While everyone was talking about it, they heard a squeaking sound. The white shirt on Yang Hao was suddenly torn by himself. Then he unfastened his belt and took off his pants at lightning speed. Revealing a pair of white shorts.

"Ah, I don't dare to look, I don't dare to look!"

Suddenly something happened, and several young girls in the crowd screamed.

Looking at them, Liu Yifei was also speechless.

Since you don't dare to look, just run. The further you run, the better. Why do you keep moving forward?

But just when Liu Yifei was madly complaining about her young schoolmates, Yang Hao in the crowd once again refreshed her understanding. With a red scarf tied around his neck and only a pair of white shorts, he stood barefoot in the middle of the field "Wind △Twisting her body coquettishly, and while twisting, she sang:

“Buddy you are a boy make a big noise

Playin' in the street gonna be a big man someday

You got mud on yo'face

…”