Disease Name Immortal
Chapter 3: : haunted house salesman
Most of the secrets are hidden in the bedroom.
Out of courtesy, before Jiang Bingshu entered the bedroom, he did not intend to observe much.
He just wanted to leave quickly.
But the moment he pushed open the bedroom door—the whole person shuddered with fright.
Dozens of eyes with wicked eyes spread all over the room.
On the walls, on the murals, on the ceiling, in the air conditioner, in the TV screen, on the edge of the mirror, on the eyes of the doll bear next to the TV cabinet, under the bed and in the wardrobe.
There are things like blood vessels around these eyes that penetrate deeply into the wall, the teddy bear, and the TV cabinet.
It seems to be some kind of living creature, growing in every corner of this bedroom.
Jiang Bingshu took a few steps back and saw that there were also near the bathtub and toilet in the bedroom and bathroom.
How to describe this kind of lewdness? It's like a wretched idiot on the tram who put his hand into the target's skirt and was surprised to find the girl's eyes when she didn't dare to shout.
Humans always have an unknown fear of the eyes that are separated from the body.
Jiang Bingshu was so frightened by this scene that his mind went into chaos.
When his eyes met those eyes, even more terrifying things happened.
All the lewd eyes turned into anger in an instant.
Scarlet bloodshots continued to grow, like strips of lava flowing on the pale earth, and the anger in these eyes seemed to burst out.
The nerve endings of the **** diseased tree seemed to feel a substantial weight.
His blood seemed to burst out of his body in an instant!
He instinctively looked away. At this moment, he relaxed a lot.
"Huh... those eyes are weird, you can't meet them, calm down, calm down, now I should rush to the balcony."
This feeling of chicken skin all over the body can make Jiang Bingshu's brain spin faster.
But a clear mind was not enough to get him out of the crisis at hand.
At the moment when he gave everything and was about to rush to the balcony, the accident happened again.
On the large bed in the center of the bedroom, something covered by the quilt suddenly moved.
The thin quilt was like a layer of eggshells hatching monsters, and this layer of shells is now twisted.
Something more terrifying is waking up.
The sound of bone twisting came out in frequency, which is the sound only in horror movies, when some kind of skeleton-like creature moves.
Jiang Bingshu's scalp was numb, and he couldn't help but open his eyes and take a look.
"Fuck... terrifying!"
A cold white "human body" is forcibly awakening in an exaggerated way.
Jiang Bingshu didn't know what it was, but the opponent's limbs were doing physical behaviors that would break the joints.
Its legs are not bent by knees, but by abruptly broken bones.
Then there was the high-frequency clattering of bones colliding.
Next, Jiang Bingshu saw the other's face.
He thought it should be a face.
After all, that place was wrapped in fluffy and messy hair, like the front of a woman's head.
But the twisted facial features and the hollow eye sockets made Jiang Bingshu's teeth tremble.
[The d4-type ice blood disease and the d2-type bone splitting disease were both contracted when she was about to die, but it was too late to hatch the disease. Well, this is just a 'fake', she is not the cause. 】
I heard that unhurried voice in my mind again, like science popularization.
Jiang Bingshu thought about the current predicament while processing the information.
The distance from the balcony seemed to become far away in an instant, and the cold enough to make people gasp into frost made Jiang Bingshu instantly realize—
"I can't escape from these eyes and this woman, it's a trap."
The cold and the malice from the "female ghost" made Jiang Bingshu's body stiff.
However, the instinct to resist death still made him escape from the bedroom very sluggishly.
He ran to the stairs as if running for his life, a strong sense of crisis made him have to think about some peaches.
"But don't chase it out. It's better to be like the guy in the restaurant. As long as I leave, I won't chase it out."
Jiang Bingshu obviously underestimated the gold content of this haunted house.
Deng, Deng, Deng.
He has always been sensitive to sounds. It occurred to me that it was the sound of high heels hitting the floor.
Accompanied by the voice, the cold feeling instantly became ten times stronger.
The sound was getting closer and closer, as if a cold air was blowing on his neck.
Behind the **** diseased tree, the "woman" whose limbs were broken, but still crawled, was constantly approaching the **** diseased tree.
He didn't dare to look back, he almost jumped down the spiral staircase and ran for his life.
But he did not forget to analyze.
Jiang Bingshu has never known what the prefixes of letters and numbers such as d4 and c1 mean. After asking several times, the voice in his head has not responded.
However, he knew about the two diseases, ice blood and osteoclastosis.
"The blood of people with ice blood is cold, and they usually get sick in an extremely cold environment, but the most troublesome part of this disease is that the patient is obviously cold, but he is more afraid of heat."
"So generally, no one would consider having this kind of disease to incubate the disease, because it is extremely painful when the disease occurs, and both cold and heat are avoided."
"If you let her approach, there is no doubt that this strange creature will tear me apart easily."
"I have to go back to the restaurant."
Although he was so scared that his nerves were tense, his brain was not confused.
"The restaurant is also very strange, the fire is raging, but in retrospect, the fire didn't actually spread, and the person who was prone to spontaneous combustion didn't burn either."
Jiang Bingshu frantically fled to the aisle and was about to run into the restaurant. It was also at this time that the female ghost with blood sugar quickly crawled towards him like a spider!
After the woman climbed down the stairs, he had come to the aisle.
At this time, he finally dared to look back.
Jiang Bingshu could see the twisted facial features on the opponent's face, as well as the cracks that were spliced together after being frozen.
"What's going on here? What's with the frost marks on her face?"
A slender bone spur stretched out from the woman's palm, and the bone spur was covered with cracks, but just as she was about to stab the **** diseased tree—
Jiang Bingshu opened the door, and the heat wave hit her face, causing the woman to scream in pain, and hurriedly stretched out her forelimbs.
"so close!"
The woman's twisted eyes were filled with pain, and she didn't get close to the **** tree.
Jiang Bingshu noticed that the woman wore a gold ring on her finger, which was quite familiar.
And standing on the border between ice and fire, Jiang Bingshu ushered in the moment of choice—
Inside the restaurant, a man full of oil, most likely to spontaneously ignite, is staring at him.
On the other side of the aisle, the ice-like woman also bit him with her eyes.
Front and rear pinch strikes.
Without time to think, he decisively returned to the restaurant. The moment he stepped into the restaurant, he was surrounded by flames, and the cold feeling completely disappeared.
The man standing by the kitchen, his head full of oil, still looked at the **** diseased tree with a strange expression.
This time, Jiang Bingshu heard what he said:
"I want to buy a house. Could you give me an introduction to this house?"
What the **** is this unfolding?
This kind of weak and protracted voice and absurd dialogue, in such an environment, made the atmosphere even more strange.
"I want to buy a house. Can you give me an introduction to this house?
The oil-faced geek repeated this sentence. As he spoke for the second time, the fire changed.
The fire that had never spread, as if there was life, suddenly began to spread, like a worm that suddenly grew bigger while squirming.
"I want to buy a house. Could you give me an introduction to this house?"
The oil-faced weirdo said this for the third time, and the temperature of the whole room rose further.
If it was just uncomfortable before, the temperature is now painful.
Jiang Bingshu even wanted to escape again, but he knew very well that he could not escape.
Outside is that female monster who can freeze people into scum and is very aggressive.
On the contrary, inside, it was not as dangerous as imagined.
"Don't panic... It's a big problem, and it's useless to panic."
"If he really wanted to kill me, I would have died before. His behavior did not conform to the logic of murder."
The tongue of fire was about to be sprayed on the **** diseased tree's face.
He had a hunch that when the oil-faced weirdo spoke again, he would be the same as the corpse under his feet, even though the other party might not want to kill anyone.
There must be a way to break it...
"I want to buy a house. Can you—"
The fire broke out again. Looking at the incoming fire, Jiang Bingshu couldn't care less:
"Yes! Why not? I am too familiar with this house!"
At the critical moment, the violent fire subsided quickly.
Although Jiang Bingshu's face already showed a scalding reaction, his smile was more healing:
"Next, let me introduce this house to you. You are really insightful, guest!"
The fire became weaker, which confirmed the speculation of the **** diseased tree—
"Accordingly speaking, the fire should burn more and more vigorously. So in essence, the fire is actually controlled by this person? If I want to survive, I'm afraid I have to do what he said."
"But the question is, how do I sell a burning and haunted house?"
If this is the assessment of the interview, Jiang Bingshu admits that it is more hard-core than the interviews he participated in before.
He tried to calm down.
But the oxygen content in the room was obviously insufficient, and the hot air made him cough:
"Cough cough cough... Let me slowly introduce you to your new home!"
Jiang Bingshu pointed to a place in the room—the fire was raging in that place.
He already had an idea in his mind:
"Just treat yourself as a neuropathy and participate in a neuropathy interview. You'll die both horizontally and vertically. It's better to let yourself go."
So implying to himself, Jiang Bingshu has already taken the role.
His eyes brightened, and the smile on his face was sincere and clear.
A neurotic property sale was born:
"First of all, let's smell the hot breath in the air. Do you smell it? The breath emitted by this wonderful flame and the mahogany kiss doesn't have a trace of burnt smell, and it won't burn no matter how you burn it."
"It is said that fire prevention and theft prevention is a major event in the home, and any mansion is afraid of burning down, but you can see that the fire has not caused any damage to the place until now."
"Look at the ceiling, how durable it is, look at this little flame, how happy it is."
"Imagine that in the coldest season, others can only heat the fire in the fireplace, or turn on the air conditioner to slowly adjust the temperature, which takes time and consumes electricity, and the effect is not obvious."
"But you are different. You can sprinkle fragrant gasoline in your beloved kitchen, set your house on fire, and enjoy the most pristine heating."
"Others look at the mansion bathed in fire, and they can only be full of envy! People who don't know what to do want to call the fire extinguisher, but you can wave your hand and say hospitable: Why don't you come in and sit and bake your body? "
"You don't even need to buy charcoal for grilling at home! Hey, I can already smell grilled meat and grilled large intestines!"
"Let's talk about the location, this house is at the junction of the lung area and the liver area. As the boss, you must have a house in such a location, and you can arrange people from the lung area to your liver area at the first time. In the industry, realize the one-hand conversion of lungs and livers.”
Jiang Bingshu began to talk nonsense. The smile on his face made him look like a serious lunatic.
Especially when he was selling a haunted house to something suspected of being a "ghost", he seemed to be very ill.
But this neuropathy is very professional and responsible.
He was embarrassed at this house from all aspects of feng shui, layout, location, and decoration.
There are also a lot of professional terms in between, and he seems to have really done this line of work.
Ginger diseased tree is like this.
He has interviewed for the most basic occupations—
House sellers, insurance salesmen, telephone salesmen, factory workers, cleaners, couriers...
For these jobs, Jiang Bingshu went to the interview with full enthusiasm every time and made adequate preparations.
The purpose is to allow myself, as a healthy and disease-free person, to compete for a job among a group of patients.
He worked hard and thought about dealing with various situations.
But selling a haunted house to a supernatural creature, he really didn't think about this kind of development.
"I don't know if there is a lot of ghosts, is this an advantage or a disadvantage for the customer?"
However, Jiang Bingshu was delighted to discover that this eccentric man with oily face gradually got light in his eyes.
The unfolding of the haunted house experience went in a strange direction.
"Is he really persuaded by me?" He was overjoyed, even though the fatal danger had not passed.
Jiang Bingshu is a very optimistic person. He is good at entertaining himself in the face of adversity.
When he was a child, he was beaten by a hooligan in the lung area. The little girl who played together in the orphanage looked at him with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and was frightened to cry.
But he was not depressed at all. Instead, he was able to pinch the bruised scar on his face, make his facial features make strange curves, make funny expressions, and endure the pain to make the little girl laugh.
Because he was too naughty and was corporally punished and starved by the dean, he would tell jokes to his stomach, it seemed that if he laughed, his stomach would not be hungry.
The same is true of job interviews. You are rejected again and again, but you will be self-enlightening every time.
He looks heartless and always smiles, so his speech always seems very out of tune.
Exactly at this moment.
In the terrifying environment, he found his own rhythm again and talked incessantly.
In the high temperature environment, he said that he was a little thirsty, so he walked to the refrigerator, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com opened the refrigerator.
There was a small freezer next to the refrigerator, Jiang Bingshu glanced at it, and his eyes were hooked.
A female corpse, her face pressed against the glass cabinet of the freezer, her eyes painful.
This scared him so much that his legs went weak and he couldn't stand still, and he lay directly on the edge of the freezer.
This female corpse looks very familiar.
This time, Jiang Bingshu and the corpse came face to face, fortunately they were separated by a layer of glass.
This looks like a female corpse that was frozen to death.
He forcibly stood up and stabilized his mind. When he didn't see all this, he opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of water.
A hard-core salesman is to be able to sell houses in the most extreme environment, and drink water with an elegant and timeless attitude.
Poof!
The spicy taste bud reaction made Jiang Bingshu spit out the wine at once, which was not elegant at all.
"Damn it, how could it be wine?"
[Correct, it's medical alcohol, and it's all in the refrigerator. 】
Jiang Bingshu was so frightened that he quickly put the wine back.
Due to the weakening of the fire, some sounds can be heard in this room gradually.
At this time, Jiang Bingshu finally heard a voice - from the cell phone of the oily-faced man who kept talking all the time:
"Damn, you will make my house unsellable! Damn, you will make my house unsellable! Damn, you will make me think my house cannot be sold..."
This sentence has been repeated, over and over again, and I don't know how many times the oily-faced man has listened to it.
At this moment, Jiang Bingshu looked at the oily-faced man, and all the clues in his mind were instantly connected.
"Could it be that…"
He finally realized what had happened to this strange house.
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