Disease Name Immortal
Chapter 57: : lie cursed
In the conference room, the atmosphere is very happy.
This should undoubtedly be a serious matter. Xun Ying's face was always sullen.
As an obsessive-compulsive disorder, he must force himself to grit his teeth and make himself behave in the right way in the right place.
But when Ma Liang saw Steamed Bun's bitter expression, he laughed out loud and couldn't bear it at all.
"A Bao, your **** is so pointy, it's really fun to play~"
"Fuck! Don't be complacent, Ma Zi, I've been recruited, and you will also be recruited if you don't get it right."
"So what's going on?" Jiang Bingshu was at a loss.
Soon Ma Liang and Baozi began to explain things.
The process was very brief, that is, when Baozi was talking to the woman, he suddenly grew a small tail.
I ripped through my panties.
The woman thought that Baozi was a pervert who likes to stuff things in that part, saying that this kind of gameplay requires extra money, and then praised that Baozi is really sentimental.
So women also grow tails.
Although Baozi is a very arrogant person, he quickly realized the problem.
So I put on my clothes and ran away.
This matter made Ma Liang laugh hard enough and Xun Ying choked up.
Although the process is funny enough, Jiang Bingshu is still thinking seriously:
"Where did this happen?"
"The Lily Hotel in the heart area. I'm opening a room with that woman. The woman is a college student, sick, but not sick."
Although those who have a student ID card these days may not be really college students, but Baozi has been through this for a long time, and his judgment is still accurate.
Jiang Bingshu frowned, since there is no disease, it is not caused by the ability of a woman.
It can only be the sick area.
"That piece of dead people?"
"There were no dead people. I thought at the time whether it was a ward or not, so when I ran out, I asked the front desk of the hotel if there was a dead person. But there was no dead person at all."
The bun went on to say:
"And once the ward is formed, the area will be blocked. You can only enter but not exit. Don't I have a good return to my stronghold?"
"That's not the ward? Could it be that you are being targeted? Someone used your abilities against you?"
Baozi still shook his head. On the electronic screen, he took out his mobile phone and played a news to Ma Liang and Jiang Bingshu.
"This is the news an hour ago. There were many people with abnormal tail vertebrae in the incubators in the liver and heart regions."
"There's even a long queue, and business for sick hatches has never been better."
"It's never been so unified, everyone has a **** **** and a tail."
"Some people rejoice and think that they get sick inadvertently. This kind of inadvertent state is the most likely to cause hatching."
"Some people have already hatched, expressing disgust."
"But it was soon analyzed that so many people got it, indicating that it was a certain infectious disease. Like a genetic disease, it is difficult to incubate."
Jiang Bingshu felt the trouble of things.
There was nothing yesterday, but today there are suddenly so many people with long tails?
How many people would it take to directly lead to the paralysis of the medical system of the sick incubator?
He narrowed his eyes:
"Since so many people are recruited, it means that it is not aimed at Brother Bao."
"But the scope is so large, is it really an infectious disease?"
"wrong……"
Jiang Bingshu always felt that he had missed something, and then suddenly thought of the reaction when the steamed bun and the woman changed, he said:
"Lie? Brother Bao, I'm doing an experiment, can you cooperate with me?"
Baozi knew that although Jiang Bingshu was a newcomer, he was doing well.
Several tasks have been done well, so he said:
"Tell me, what should I do?"
"Simple, you just lie on the spot."
"What the hell?"
Ginger Tree said:
"When you talk to a woman, your **** grows a tail, and when a woman compliments you, your **** grows a tail."
"And it's impossible for infectious diseases to be so large and fast, and there is no such example in the past. In addition, in your description, it all happened suddenly."
"So I guess... Is it because when you talk about love, and when women compliment you... you all lie?"
Baozi was stunned.
What is this real-life version of Pinocchio's rules? Does this kid have a funny mind?
Baozi had to admire Jiang Bingshu's imagination, but he thought it was nonsense.
How can the rules be changed suddenly?
Only the ward can change the rules, what kind of ward can be expanded to such an exaggerated range...
Wait, there really is.
Baozi suddenly thought of something, so he decided to try:
"Liu Bing is so gentle, Sister Che is so weak, the coach is just a jerk, Ma Zi is really tall and fat, Lao Xun is the most casual person I've ever met, and Persimmon is super outgoing..."
Jiang Bingshu suddenly had a bad premonition, I only let you brag, I didn't let you brag!
Sure enough, soon Baozi screamed:
"Pinch mom, pinch mom! Why is it growing so much at once! Help! Help! Can this thing be cut off?"
Baozi jumped up in fright. Although he is a master, he can defeat many powerful enemies by relying on his special disease ability.
But it is still unacceptable that such a long tail suddenly grows on himself.
With this jump, Ma Liang, Xun Fan, and Jiang Bingshu all discovered that the tail, which was originally only half a finger long, was about twenty centimeters long.
Ma Liang exclaimed and laughed:
"Hahahahahahaha...Bun, I really sympathize with you, hahahahaha!!!"
Before he could finish laughing, Ma Liang suddenly felt a slight tingling sensation in his tailbone.
Pu Chi, trying his best to hold back his smile, always keeping the solemn Xun Yu during the meeting, and finally couldn't help it.
Even Jiang Bingshu bit his lip, forcing himself to start analyzing things, not to look at the scene in front of him.
After a while, Baozi stopped making noise, and Ma Liang pretended that nothing happened.
"Okay... Now what is certain is that everything is the same as what Xiao Jiang said." Xun Yu decided to say something to cover up the collapse of his serious personality.
Ginger Tree said:
"The lie will have a long tail... and we are in the conference room, and Mr. Liang has no disaster warning."
"So it can be concluded that the rules have changed. Only the disease area can cause lesions of the rules."
Baozi touched the white bone textured tail, and ten million grass and mud horses ran wild in his heart, but he was the strongest operator under the car:
"This is a new type of disease area, the scientific name is chronic disease area."
The rest of the people did not speak, and Baozi Lingba explained:
"There is a kind of non-closed ward in the ward, which is very rare. Such a ward will only appear once in about 20 wards."
"The possibility of forming a disease area is low, and the possibility of being a chronic disease area is even lower."
"But if you encounter it, you encounter it. This kind of disease area is very troublesome and very troublesome. Although it is said that the obsession with the disease can be solved and the cause can be purified."
"But because it's not closed, it doesn't have the characteristics of a domain, and the source of the cause will not let people leave, so I don't know where the source is."
"It can spread in a special way. Now it seems that the way to spread is to lie."
Although the steamed buns are angry, their analytical skills are not weak:
"The woman also complimented me at first, but she didn't get the trick at first. Instead, after I started to talk about love, she complimented me again, and she grew a tail."
"So I guess that only if the person who gets recruited first talks to someone, will the latecomer get recruited."
"For example, Ma Zi, Ma Zi, you must have more than one panic today."
Ma Liang nodded. In the morning, he also praised the spirits of the old men in the chess and card room. He got up early and had a healthy schedule.
In fact, he was thinking, these old men are really not afraid of death. It's not healthy to wake up so early and not sleep too much.
But nothing happened then.
"So I became an infectious agent. After I had a tail, people who talked to me would have a tail if they also lied."
Jiang Bingshu Xin said it was very dangerous...
By the way, I thought of an inappropriate **** joke: the coach doesn't worry about talking nonsense with a long tail.
"The trouble is here. This way of spreading quickly swept through the heart and liver areas, and I'm afraid other areas will soon follow."
"But we don't know where the source is at all...nor the earliest time the disease area appeared."
"Oh yes, one of the advantages of this chronic disease domain is... In addition to the lack of domain characteristics, it will not cause a closed area, and also, even if a person dies, there will be no lesions."
"Simply put, chronic diseases, like chronic diseases, are difficult to cure, difficult to cure, and they often affect people's most common and basic things."
"Once there is a chronic disease area, the most likely thing is that you have to accept a rule change for a lifetime."
Just like many chronic diseases in the human body, there is no cure, only adaptation. If you get it, you will get it, you can't die, but it will be more difficult to live.
This sounds too bad.
The steamed buns were talking, even more slack. Jiang Bingshu thought of another inappropriate joke:
One day Brother Bao was dating a girl, Brother Bao smiled slyly: Do you want to see the twenty centimeters around my waist?
The girl waved her hand and said: I hate you, you are so obscene~
I saw Brother Bao smiling proudly: I said the tail, what do you think it is?
Jiang Bingshu is like this, She Niu is also very good at enlightening himself.
When I was in a bad mood as a child, I would think of some jokes, and even pictures of a small theater would appear in my mind.
This talent remains to this day. So Baozi saw it at a glance, and he made a bad:
"Your mother's, Jiang Bingshu, don't think that you are a newcomer and I dare not hit you! Are you holding back your laughter? Do you have no sympathy for what happened to me! You newcomer without a sense of community!"
Jiang Bingshu wanted to shake his head and say no... but then realized, no, this is Brother Bao's trap!
"Yes, I want to laugh so much, I'm sorry, hahahaha...I really don't feel sorry for you, hahahahaha..."
Ma Liang's remorse, if only he reacted as quickly as Xiao Jiang? I just didn't react just now. To tell the truth, I was hit.
Baozi was speechless.
Xun Fan said:
"Don't report this matter to Sister Che, the coach, Shizi and the others for the time being. Let's find a way to solve it first, although they will definitely know about it soon."
The **** diseased tree also became serious.
"The existing clues are still unable to find out where the cause is. Let's investigate first and collect the information of the earliest patients."
Baozi nodded helplessly:
"That's the only way. Damn, I want to cut this thing off, but I don't dare. I'm afraid of any side effects."
"Don't do this for now. After purifying the ward, the tail theoretically disappears."
Theoretically yes.
But Baozi thought of the transgender soldier in the previous organization. Even if the ward was purified, he did not change back to a male.
He suddenly became afraid.
You can't carry this thing for a lifetime...
...
...
The chronic disease area where horror and fun coexist has not been known yet, and what caused it.
On the news program, none of the four major groups has released deterministic content yet.
But this time the scope was very wide, and soon someone, like the **** tree, guessed that the appearance and growth of the tail were related to lies.
The biggest difficulty in the chronic disease field is...
Its really hard to find the source.
The death of a student by jumping off a building has indeed aroused suspicion among some students and teachers.
But just like the **** disease tree at the beginning, many ordinary people don't know the disease area at all.
Jiang Bingshu also lived for twenty years before he learned the details of the disease area from Liu Bing's mouth.
Therefore, ordinary people are even less likely to know the chronic disease area, nor can they think of this layer.
And things are slowly escalating.
If one day, lies in the world will be exposed as a reality, and the impact on this world...may be turned upside down.
On the first day, whether it was the four major groups, the black chess group, or the chess organization, they all believed that the impact of the chronic disease area should not be comparable to the Wish Flower incident.
But this time the upper limit of the disease area is far more exaggerated than everyone thinks.
On the first day ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ people gradually confirmed that the long tail is related to lies.
on the second day.
People who don't lie start to avoid people who have tails.
After the school teacher had a tail, the classroom discipline was obviously disordered.
After the leader of the office had a tail, there was also a lot of discussion in the office.
Day three.
Travel programs are often updated on the blog, and the explorers who advocate that there are more suitable places for human survival outside the sick city have closed their blogs one after another.
The news that an explorer outside the sick city has a tail of 35 centimeters has been on the hot search. It turns out that the big v has never been out of the sick city.
So people realized that the speech published on the Internet will also make the long tail take effect.
On this day... 84% of the blog posts were deleted spontaneously by bloggers.
Day 5.
The force behind it is the Red Cube's Lung District News Channel, which shows that the reporters from the Heart District News Channel, which is the force behind the sick blood fortress, have long tails.
As a result, the broadcast volume of the news station in the heart area plummeted.
So the Fortress of Sick Blood also followed the gourd, but because the Red Cube indicated that the other reporter had a tail, the News Station of the Fortress of Sick Blood was false.
This makes the person in charge of the Sick Blood Fortress in the news media suffocated.
It is obvious that the other party is as bad as himself, and everyone is doing fake news, but since he was exposed first, the other party seems to be reporting the truth.
On the same day, the divorce rate of the Civil Affairs Bureau reached an all-time high.
People's lives are still in turmoil, and lying has a long tail, like a screw in a machine suddenly loosening.
People didn't care at first, but then found out... this screw is related to too many things.
And all of this, the exposure of liars, has an impact on the entire society, far more than that.
The big game has only just begun.
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