Dissecting corpses in the morning, blind dating with Boss Yang in the afternoon

Chapter 3: Cutting a person in seven minutes (Please support, third update)

The host is actually keeping it a secret?

Chen Fan stood in the center of the stage, looking at the hundreds of audience members below, a little confused.

Is this what it means to be on stage?

It felt similar to when he was in the police station. At that time, after the test, many reporters followed to interview, but there were fewer shots.

The love judge, Mr. He, said:"I think Mr. Chen Fan should be engaged in sports-related work, right?"

Chen Fan pondered for a moment and said:"Well... it is quite physically demanding. Sometimes, two or three people can't even move it.……"

The host continued,"What else?"

Teacher He said,"Look at the gentleman's skin color and body strength, fitness coach?"

Chen Fan said,"Uh... No, my body is the result of exercise, fitness is just my hobby... I did fitness to prevent myself from being bullied.……"

Hahahaha.

Countless people laughed. Good fellow, you are afraid of being bullied, and now you have trained to be able to bully others?

Teacher He felt a little uncomfortable and said,"I really can't think of this... Can you tell me about your specialty?"

The host said,"Mr. Chen Fan……"

Chen Fan said,"Don't worry, I understand. I'm keeping you in suspense, right? I'm good with knives... I can cut things very quickly.……"

Reba raised his hand and said,"Are you a chef?"

Everyone looked at Reba like he was an idiot. Forget it. He is so handsome, how can he be a chef?

Among the judges, Brother Chao said,"I feel that he should be a special one. If the host asks us to guess like this, his profession must be a bit special.……"

Teacher He asked,"So who do you deal with?"

Chen Fan said,"Old people, children, young girls, anyone you can think of, I deal with them.……"

Brother Chao's head hurt, and he said,"You... are you a receptionist? No, receptionists don't need knife skills.……"

Teacher Han Hong said,"How about this...Hide your work status.……"

Chen Fan thought for a moment and said,"How about this, I'll invite a female guest to come.……"

The host saw it and thought,"Oh, not bad, you actually understand the show effect.

" Reba said,"I, I, I, I... Can I?"

It has always been you, how could it be possible? The host directly invited Boss Yang to the stage.

Boss Yang said,"How do you need my cooperation?……"

Chen Fan said:"Well... you are not heavy, 120 kilograms is just right, with your height of 1.72 meters, it is just right.……"

So accurate?

Boss Yang was a little scared

"Sorry for the harassment.……"

Chen Fan lowered his head, picked up Boss Yang, walked to the judges, and laid Boss Yang flat on the judges' table.

Then he said,"This is the first step in my work.……"

Teacher He said,"Are you a butcher?"

Could this guy really be a pork seller?

Chen Fan said,"It's close... but not……"

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and measured Boss Yang twice.

"Okay... that's basically it.……"

Boss Yang stood up and returned to his seat.

The host looked at the crowd and said,"Please guess.……"

Brother Chao said,"You are not... a doctor, are you?"

The host said,"No, we won't have two people of the same profession participate in this program.……"

There's a doctor, damn.

Boss Yang said,"Could it be a forensic doctor?"

The scene instantly fell silent.

Chen Fan said,"Why do you say I'm a forensic doctor?"

"The way you looked at me, you were not looking at a woman. I think I am worthy of the word beauty, but you chose to carry me on your back instead of hugging me like a princess. It is obvious that you did not regard me as a person, but more as a commodity."

The host said:"Continue……"

Boss Yang thought for a moment and said,"It is impossible for ordinary people to accurately judge my height and weight. Only those who are absolutely familiar with the body can do it. The doctor already has it. You can't be a doctor, but it is probably related to the human body. You can't be a costume designer or something, so I boldly guess that you are a forensic doctor.……"

This woman is quite amazing.

Reba raised his hand and said,"No... When I introduced myself on stage just now, Chen Fan looked at me... Why was that?"

Chen Fan said,"I have a professional habit of simulating in my brain how long it will take to cut you open.……"

In one sentence, the originally lively scene became quiet.

At this time, the director who was watching the live broadcast laughed so hard that tears came down.

Well, it's over, this kid, what nonsense is this. In fact, most forensic doctors have some occupational diseases.

For example, teachers like to scold others, and nurses will subconsciously ask which bed the patient is in when they hear the name. What about forensic doctors? When they dissect corpses a lot, they will think about how quickly they can get rid of the body.

The host felt a little numb on his back.

Chen Fan said,"Then should I introduce myself?"

The host nodded and said,"You go ahead, you go ahead."

Chen Fan said,"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Fan. I am 22 years old this year. I am a newly graduated forensic doctor. I have been working for a month and have dissected three corpses so far."

"Specialties: I can cook some home cooking, I know some agricultural knowledge, I know how to cultivate crops to grow faster, I have some skills in making drinks."

Teacher He said:"What are your professional specialties?"

Chen Fan said:"I don't know... To be precise, my professional specialties can be understood as speed? At present, the record of the unit's evaluation for me is that it takes me seven minutes and twenty seconds to dissect a person. The current Guinness World Record is ten minutes. I am faster than them.……"

Your record is really incredible.

After the introduction, Chen Fan returned to his seat, stood, and waited for the show to continue.

The host looked at everyone and said,"Shall we... continue the show first?"

At this time, the scene began to warm up.

Damn, this guy just said to cut a person, with a blank expression on his face. This person, can't be a pervert.

Damn, it takes seven minutes to cut a person, and it takes me an hour to kill a chicken.

Is this a human?

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