Divine Desert Island Survival System

"Hehe..." Zhao Yunxiang was very satisfied with their performance. The two of them were looking at their hands in horror and annoyance. Their hands were stained with a lot of gold.

"Old Zhao, you're a real dog!" Maltose said sarcastically, then changed the subject and put on a squinting smile, "But I like you like this."

"Hehe..." Zhao Yunxiang sneered, "Your legs are still hairy, which is not what I like."

"I can scrape it off!" Maltose said solemnly, "Although it will grow back after scraping it off, as long as you scrape it frequently, it will be fine."

"I have a doubt..." Zhao Yunxiang stared at Maltose, hesitant to speak.

I have a saying, I don't know if I should say it or not.

Speaking up might sting your ego, but...

correct!

You have no self-respect!

Just like that, Old Zhao didn't have any worries anymore, even if he scolded Maltose angrily, his face wouldn't blush and his heart wouldn't beat.

"Say!" Maltose blinked, indicating that Lao Zhao could do whatever he wanted.

"You are a girl, why do you have such domineering leg hair?" Zhao Yunxiang was puzzled, the image of Maltose was about 8 years old, with double ponytails tied meticulously, and big smart eyes flickering Yes, very cute.

To sum it up in one sentence, it is a porcelain doll carved in powder and jade, and it is this leg hair...

emmmmmmm...

"Let me tell you this!" Maltose pondered for a moment, then said, "Do you know your human babies?"

baby?

Of course I know, it is a kind of existence that can only cry all day long.

One of Lao Zhao's friends got married early, and they all had children. I remember that one day, that guy posted a circle of friends.

It's described above!

Hate children, hate everything about children, I'm still a child, how to take care of children, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

At that time, Lao Zhao commented very calmly: Do you also hate the process of making children?

Answer: This is not annoying...

"Don't tell me you are still a baby, whose baby often drives fast in the wheat field?" Zhao Yunxiang disagreed.

It can only be said that... Maltose is very skilled in driving, and he often breathes out fragrance and speaks irritatingly.

"Bah!" Maltose dismissed it, "I'm talking about the lanugo on the baby's body!"

Lanugo, this thing comes out of the mother's womb, everyone has it, it's just a matter of length.

Of course, this is not the key point, the key point is the lanugo of maltose...

"Your lanugo has grown on your legs?" Zhao Yunxiang complained helplessly.

"Huh!" Maltose was very angry, and snorted coldly, "Don't dislike me, the ugly duckling will turn into a white swan one day, and I will make you unable to lick it!"

"Hey... Men are big pigs, they are ruthless when they pull their butts!"

"..." Zhao Yunxiang watched Maltose go away, lost in thought.

Now that the pulling is over, I have to go back to eat noodles!

...

seaside!

Zhang Wei and Yu Longfei were washing their hands, and the golden stain on their hands had been washed off, but... People who are addicted to cleanliness will always hear the scene at that time.

Still have to wash!

"That damned guy, he's so mean to me!" Yu Longfei didn't have a good impression of Zhao Yunxiang at all, he always felt that the animal had already given over his goddess!

"It's so annoying!" Zhang Wei stared at his hands in disgust,

After sniffing, he frowned, "Why is it still so stinky!"

"Sooner or later, I will kill him!" Yu Longfei said viciously.

"Hmph!" Zhang Wei said, "You're just kidding, go if you have the ability!"

"I..." Yu Longfei was at a loss for words.

In the shelter!

The steaming hot noodles are cooked and placed in a ceramic bowl, covered with a thick layer of shredded cucumber and a huge juvenile egg.

"The meal is just ready, come and eat!" Han Qianluo tied her hair in a bun and wore a snakeskin vest, dressed casually, looking like a virtuous wife.

Zhao Yunxiang's eyes straightened immediately, and he couldn't help sighing, Teacher Han is awesome!

The facilities in the shelter are primitive, there are no tables, no chairs, and people eat while sitting on stones, because there are usually more barbecues, and they are all in front of the fire.

Now, several people can only hold bowls and sit on stones.

"Eat first, I have to make a table and chairs when I have time." Zhao Yunxiang took the lead in picking up the bamboo chopsticks and started eating noodles.

The noodle soup uses seafood. A large amount of shredded octopus and shark bacon are stewed over high heat. The soup has a strong fishy smell, and more of it is smoky, which is closer to barbecue.

"Delicious!" Zhao Yunxiang has been craving sea food. This is the first time he has eaten noodles, and they are hand-rolled noodles.

"It's my mother's taste~!"

The combination of instant noodles and hand-rolled noodles is perfect. They are chewy and full of aroma. With aromatic seasonings, fishy octopus shreds and shark bacon, the soup tastes full.

Just chew it in your mouth for a while, and the fresh fragrance in the shredded octopus will fill your mouth immediately.

Several people were sucking their faces wildly.

"Well, it's delicious~!" Zhao Yunxiang stretched out his thumb in admiration, "Mr. Han's bottom is really delicious!"

"I'll make it for you often after I like it!" Han Qianluo smiled and stroked the black hair scattered around his ears.

This kind of casual attire made Lao Zhao a little difficult to control. He had controlled many royal sisters before, but he had never been in contact with Han Qianluo.

Want to* her!

"Taste that Zhongzhi egg. It has been boiled for a long time. It should be cooked." Han Qianluo reminded.

"Good~!"

It is also the first time for Zhao Yunxiang to come into contact with Zhongzhi eggs. This kind of egg is very huge, about the size of a fist. It is probably the largest egg besides ostrich eggs and cassowary eggs!

After the Zhongzhi egg is peeled, the white egg white with a little bit of blue light is exposed. It looks like a bomb, the white is very tender, and the yolk is huge and extremely fragrant. It tastes like a ham sausage.

Moreover, the egg yolk is a bit dry and loose, with obvious graininess, which is very delicious.

After a meal, several people stroked their stomachs with great satisfaction, and their stomachs were filled again.

After eating, I feel very comfortable. I always want to lie down and be a handsome man...well, I want to be a salted fish.

"Zhao Yunxiang, is there any noodle soup left, let's feed it to the pigs?" Han Qianluo asked while holding the white noodle soup.

"Yes, feed the pigs!"

Domestic pigs basically eat everything, such as rotten vegetables, leaves and vegetable soup. The living conditions of wild boars are naturally inferior to those of domestic pigs, after all, they survive on their own.

This afternoon, Zhao Yunxiang was making bamboo chairs and bamboo tables.

When it was finished, it was already night. At this moment, the sun was setting, and the western sky was once again rendered purple.

At this time, Yu Longfei sneaked out from the shelter and slowly approached Zhao Yunxiang's shelter. .

Maltose, who was swimming in the sea, witnessed all this, and the guy grinned and walked ashore from the sea.

"Teacher Yu, it looks like a lot of fun..."