Divine Lucky Star

Song of the Five Rings? The title of this song doesn't even sound cheap!

Everyone in the room was very curious. Brother Hao said that the song is very cheap. What are the lyrics?

"Brother Hao," Xiaomeng picked up the wine glass and took a sip first: "Sing it for everyone, we are all curious about how cheap this song is!"

Wang Hao: "Sing one?"

Everyone nodded together: "Sing one, sing one!"

"Sure, then I'll sing a few lines, this song is very easy to learn," Wang Hao cleared his throat again, and said, "I can guarantee that you will understand it as soon as you hear it!"

What song is so simple? Just listen to it?

Wang Hao began to sing: "Ah~ fifth ring~ you have one ring more than fourth ring! ah~ fifth ring~ you have one ring less than sixth ring! Finally one day, you will cultivate to seventh ring, how about repairing to seventh ring Do it, you have two more rings than the fifth ring~~"

Everyone: "..."

"Hahahahahaha!" A group of people burst into laughter on the spot, laughing and shouting loudly: "Brother Hao, your song is really cheap, haha! The lyrics are so easy to remember! Ah~ Wuhuan~ you are more than Sihuan One ring! Ah~ fifth ring~ you are one ring less than sixth ring! Hahaha!"

Yue Peng's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he shouted: "My God! If this song is to be sung, it will be as cheap as it wants!"

"Hehe, do you understand?" Wang Hao said with a smile, "You have to give full play to your uniqueness. Let's rehearse tomorrow morning. I will cheer you up and you will be in charge of teasing me. I still don't believe it. There is only so little audience. them?"

"Yes! Certainly!" Yue Peng nodded like a chicken eating rice: "Brother Hao, we will go to rehearsal tomorrow morning. I have a special training venue on the big stage, and my partner will ask for leave for the next two days." , there is no one in that venue!"

"Success, then tomorrow morning!" Wang Hao nodded, and then said: "This joke of mine is guaranteed to be awesome, just watch it!"

At this time, everyone present was already full of curiosity. Liu Huaqiang took a sip of wine and said, "Brother Hao, I will tell the young master when I get back, and I must go to join in!"

Xiaomeng and the others were all curious, and nodded together: "We will go too!"

There are only fifty people here, and these are all potential fans!

Wang Hao said with a smile: "Success, then it's settled, when the time comes, everyone will be together, haha!"

Yue Peng: "Tomorrow night at 7:30, the stage of the Happy National People's Congress!"

...

That night, on WeChat.

Zhao Zhenhao joined the group chat, Fang Wenbin joined the group chat, Bai Yaning joined the group chat, Li Mingzhe joined the group chat, Duan Yunyun joined the group chat...

Zhao Zhenhao: "Ya Ning, Brother Hao will go to the stage of the Happy National People's Congress tomorrow to talk about cross talk, will you go?"

Bai Ya Ning: "He told me, of course he will go and have a look."

Li Mingzhe: "Holy shit, brother Hao is going to talk about cross talk tomorrow? You have to go!"

Fang Wenbin: "Brother Hao is talking about cross talk... Wait a minute, let me think about that scene first... Brother Hao wears a coat and appears on stage. Hello everyone, my name is Wang Hao. Today I will talk about a cross talk for everyone..."

Duan Yunyun: "Hehe, it's interesting just thinking about it!"

Liu Huaqiang joined the group chat.

Liu Huaqiang: "Master, I'm here!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "Tell them, how brother Hao's cross talk is!"

Liu Huaqiang: "Awesome! I'm so dumbfounded by the usual sayings. One of the more than one hundred dishes is right, and I cooked it all in one go. You didn't know it at the time, young master. We both listened to it stupidly." Already!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "I knew Brother Hao was awesome! It seems that he was the one who was merciful before, otherwise I don't think I would even have the chance to intervene!"

Bai Ya Ning: "Have you guys gone to the bar to drink? Is there anyone to accompany you?"

Liu Huaqiang: "Yes...Miss Bingfei, don't get me wrong, we have, Brother Hao doesn't!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "..."

Fang Wenbin: "..."

Bai Yaning: "Really?!"

Liu Huaqiang: "It's true, it's absolutely true! Brother Hao's character is incredible, I took this picture specially!"

Liu Huaqiang: "{Photo}"

Bai Ya Ning: "Yes, I got it!"

Damn, everyone present is covered in cold sweat, Zhao Zhenhao's back is soaked through—there's something tricky between these two!

Liu Huaqiang: "By the way, Miss Bingfei, I also discovered something yesterday."

Bai Yaning: "What's the matter?"

Liu Huaqiang: "Brother Hao's kung fu is very good. I heard from the girl named Xiaomeng that Brother Hao seems to have practiced Wing Chun. At that time, he fought with people in the bar. It was better than the movie!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone in the WeChat group was shocked!

Brother Hao actually practiced Wing Chun?

Bai Ya Ning: "Who did it with him?"

Liu Huaqiang: "It seems to be called Tan Si, I didn't remember it clearly at the time, a small character."

Bai Ya Ning: "Is he not injured?"

Liu Huaqiang: "No, brother Hao is really capable!"

Bai Ya Ning: "That's good. But is he really that good? Wing Chun?"

Liu Huaqiang: "It's absolutely not blind, the other party didn't even touch the corner of Brother Hao's clothes! You will know when you ask Brother Hao!"

Bai Yaning: "This guy, how many things do he have?"

Zhao Zhenhao: "I feel like there is nothing in this world that Brother Hao doesn't know... By the way, what time will we gather tomorrow? I just happen to have a few foreign partners who are inspecting Zhonghai these two days, and they are all fans of our kingdom of heaven. I love to listen to cross talk, and I just brought it with me when the time comes."

Fang Wenbin: "Damn it, Old Zhao, it's okay! If Brother Hao is going to fool them, I guess they won't know how they got back by then!"

Zhao Zhenhao: "That must be! These foreigners keep bragging to me about what's going on with them, so Brother Hao has to deal with them!"

Fang Wenbin: "Hahaha, that's right, brother Hao has to deal with them! By the way, what time will the show start tomorrow?"

Liu Huaqiang: "Tomorrow at 7:30 p.m., the stage of the Happy National People's Congress on the South Third Ring Road. But we don't have to go so early, Brother Hao will make his debut around 8:30."

Bai Ya Ning: "Okay, then let's gather at the door around 8:20!"

Everyone agreed together: "Okay!"

...

At 7:00 p.m. the next day, on South Third Ring Road.

After rehearsing all day, Wang Hao sat in the car with Yue Peng. Yue Peng said, "Brother Hao, it's the first time I'm going to catch a show today. How do you feel now? Are you nervous?"

"It's okay," Wang Hao smiled, and said, "What about you?"

"I'm actually nervous too," Yue Peng scratched the back of his head with a smile, and said, "But it's nothing serious. Let's just go through the scene and just act when the time comes. The finale is Zhou Dana , that is the real pillar, I was there at best to make up the number."

"Zhou Dana? That's a good name," Wang Hao's eyes widened: "Real name?"

"How can that be?" Yue Peng said with a smile: "It's his stage name, and he has a good performance, which is amazing! Ninety-ninety percent of our venues go to him, and our manager is going to build a board to pay him tribute." When I got up, I almost burned paper for him. It is simply a cornucopia of our big stage! As long as he performs, the highest attendance rate reaches 66%. Flower basket."

"So powerful!" Wang Hao said in surprise, "Then what unique skills does Zhou Dana have?"

"He may be funny, but he can still sing," Yue Peng said with admiration all over his face, "The drinking is even better, just that 500ml of beer, he just drank it like that, and then drank it in one gulp. He can’t drink wine as fast as he does! It’s not a big deal, he can drink twenty bottles a night without going to the toilet! At most, he can drink twenty-six bottles at a time, with one hundred stuffed in each bottle, and he earns money that night Two thousand and six!"

Fuck, are you sure it's not a wine barrel? !