Divine Lucky Star

The boss, who had been watching in the background, wiped off a cold sweat. It was okay. Unexpectedly, this Yue Peng really resisted!

As soon as he relaxed his mind, he began to listen carefully to the cross talk between the two.

I heard Yue Peng say: "The first two days I went to a restaurant with my girlfriend for dinner. I wanted to eat crayfish, but she wanted big lobsters. I got angry at that time, and shouted loudly in front of everyone: What's wrong, little one! What's the matter? I can't satisfy you when I'm small!"

The audience below burst into laughter, and then booed "shh"...

Wang Hao: "You are quite embarrassing!"

Yue Peng: "Then guess what happened?"

Wang Hao: "What's wrong?"

Yue Peng: "My girlfriend actually... broke up with me! She said I'm a good person!"

Wang Hao: "This is a good card issued."

Yue Peng: "At that time I asked her: If I'm really good, why don't you?"

Wang Hao: "It's purely polite to smile at you."

The following audience: "Shh..."

Yue Peng has an ugly face, and he has found the feeling when he said this! Because he found out that no audience has gone to the bathroom since he took the stage this time!

This is great progress! With confidence in my heart, this cross talk is getting better when I say it——

Yue Peng: "I broke up, I'm single, I'm troubled! I was wondering what to do? Hey, I got it! I heard that there is a Zen master who is very popular recently, and what he said is very philosophical. I went to ask him. ask!"

Wang Hao: "Hey, is that a great virtuous monk?"

Yue Peng: "Eminent monk, you must be an eminent monk! I will go! When I was there, there were several people in front of me. I heard someone ask the Zen master: Master, I am often bullied by others, and I can't straighten my spine. Then I saw the Zen master from Take a snake out of your sleeve!"

Wang Hao: "What does he mean?"

Yue Peng: "Yes, I'm curious too! I just heard the person in front say: Master, you mean that a person must be able to stretch and shrink like a snake in life? Guess what the master said?"

Wang Hao: "How did you say that?"

Yue Peng: "Master said no, I mean whoever bullies you again put this snake under the bed! Look, the master explained it, absolutely!"

After the two of them had finished speaking, the audience had already burst into laughter!

This style of Zen master is a popular style in Wang Hao's previous life. It talks about a Zen master answering various questions. The jokes are very funny and are very popular among netizens.

And people in this world have never heard of this at all, once they say it at this time, it will have an effect!

"Hahahaha! This Zen master is so interesting!"

"This little Yueyue's expression is simply too cheap!"

"I can't do it anymore, I'll laugh first!"

At this time, Wang Hao on the stage spoke: "Philosophical! Then what question are you asking?"

Yue Peng: "My question is much deeper than his! I asked Zen Master: Why did the champion and the runner-up put in the same effort in a competition, but people only remembered the champion? Zen Master said: Let me tell you about my philosophy of life! Which is the highest mountain in the world?"

Wang Hao: "That's Mount Everest, everyone knows it."

Yue Peng: "Yes, what a simple question? I said Mount Everest! Zen Master: Where is the second highest peak in the world? Me: K2! Zen Master: Where is the third peak? Me: Kanchenjunga! Zen Master: The fourth highest peak? Me: Lhotse! Thay: Fifth? Me: Makalu!"

Speaking of this, Yue Peng said with a cute expression on his face, "Oh my god, the Zen master rolled up his sleeves and wanted to hit me!"

Wang Hao: "You pure heart is kicking the gym, can you not beat you?"

After this passage, the following audience burst into laughter again!

"Hahahaha, this guy is too cheap!" "This passage is so interesting, it's so funny!" "Hey, I can't do it, let's laugh first! I want to go to the toilet, so I'm holding back!"

The rhythm of the entire studio hall has been completely brought up by the two, and the laughter has never stopped!

"Today, Yue Peng is like a divine help!" The boss looked at him in a daze from behind! He never thought that cross talk could actually say that! Yue Peng looked so cheap in the stands, but the audience below liked him! This kid has a future, so let him be, and he will be the new pillar of our Happy National People's Congress stage from now on!

The boss is here, when suddenly the uncle of the guard in front rushes over in a panic, and shouts upon meeting: "Boss, it's not good! Cars! There are a lot of cars outside!"

A lot of cars outside? what's the situation?

The boss was obviously a little confused, and then ran out without saying a word—could it be Zhou Dana who committed something? !

Then he ran two steps and slapped his head hard. If something really happened, it should be a police car! What about these cars? !

The two hurried to the door, and the boss was dumbfounded!

Jaguar! It's actually a Jaguar, and Nima is a whole team! Fuck, there must be ten cars in this row, right? ! This is a big customer, are they all here to watch the show? But Zhou Da took it in, if they knew they were being fooled...

"Well, how many are..." The boss rushed forward, and then saw a young man who looked like a young master coming down from the leading Jaguar, and hurriedly and cautiously asked: "It's the parking lot of the opposite hotel Is it not enough? You can use the parking lot here!"

"It's really dirty," Zhao Zhenhao frowned after getting off the car, and didn't reply to the boss's words after that, so he asked Liu Huaqiang and the others to clean up the venue first: "Clean up here first, it's too dirty, there are plastic bags everywhere. .”

Boss: "..." Nima image project forgot to do!

He hurriedly expressed his apology: "This young master is not bothering you, I will call cleaning!" Then he carefully looked at Zhao Zhenhao's face, and asked: "Sir, are you here to watch Zhou Dana's show?"

"Who is Zhou Dana?" Hearing what the boss said about Zhou Dana, Zhao Zhenhao asked strangely: "We are here to see Xiao Yueyue, is he here?"

Damn, what's the situation? When did Yue Peng become so awesome? ! This kind of son who looks like he is from a big family actually came to see him specially? !

The boss looked dazed. The roar of the kung fu car engine sounded, and the boss turned his head to look...

Shit, Ferrari! Still a team of Nima!

In the eyes of the boss, a red Ferrari leads the way, followed by Range Rover, Bentley Continental, Maserati, and Porsche. A large group of luxury cars drove over, and then parked in the parking lot...

The boss is dumbfounded! What's the situation today? !

"Old Zhao, you came very quickly." Fang Wenbin in sportswear got out of the car and said with a smile, "I thought I would be the first to arrive, but I didn't expect to be a little later than you. Why didn't you go in? "

"It's too dirty here, I'll ask someone to clean it first." Zhao Zhenhao put on a pair of white gloves and said with a smile: "Miss Bai hasn't arrived yet, so there's no rush anyway, let's wait."

These boys and girls are all here to listen to cross talk? !

The boss was wondering, but at this moment, a Rolls Royce drove over from not far away!

Fuck, this is a luxury car that can only be seen on TV! A real luxury car! Come here, come here! I will take a picture with you up and down... Eh? Eh? ! He drove in and stopped in our parking lot...

The boss is drooling, is this luck today? ! Why are all the heavyweights appearing on stage? !

After the Rolls-Royce was parked, the driver trotted out of the car and opened the door, and then the boss of the big stage saw a woman with a pair of large sunglasses get out of the car.

The boss was stunned.

What is the origin of this iceberg-like woman? This aura is simply terrifying!

"You're here," Zhao Zhenhao and Fang Wenbin hurried forward to meet him, and said with a smile, "Xiao Yueyue is here, shall we go in now?"

Bai Yaning nodded and said, "Well, let's go."

"This is..." The boss was drenched in cold sweat instantly, and his intuition told him that something was wrong today!

His small temple can't accommodate so many big Bodhisattvas!

As a result, this was not over yet, and a row of cars came from behind, and after they were parked, foreigners began to get off the cars!

boss:"……"

Is this burning incense here today? ! Are these great bodhisattvas coming here in groups? ! Look at what these people are wearing! The suit is sharp! All of them are of Armani grade!

Now looking at the benefactors Zhou Da took, I can't compare them!