Divine Lucky Star

Next, Wang Hao began to explain to several people the origin, process, result, and final turning point of the conflict.

What Wang Hao told them was a sketch from his previous life called "You Are Disturbing the People". Speaking of which, the quality of the sketch was so-so, but it was enough for an occasion like school celebrations. After all, the classic There are still a lot of lines!

"I listen to you two talking on the phone downstairs every day to break up. You are dying. I said you let people pedal once a day, and let people pedal once a day. Are you a bicycle?"

"Your best result in the draft is 5,000 into 4,900, and you will be given the nickname Knockout Lang!"

"Think about it, isn't the house 80 square meters? The three of us are 30 square meters each, isn't it 90 square meters? Ninety minus 80, isn't that an extra ten square meters?"

This kind of joke Wang Hao just came here at random. When the whole script is finished, a few people look at me and I look at you...

"Little Master! You are simply too powerful!" Jiang Ruoyun's eyes were as bright as light bulbs, and exclaimed: "As expected of my master!"

Not to mention the other four, all kneeling——

"Fuck, we really made such an awesome sketch?" Cao Hua couldn't believe it, and looked at the script and began to read his lines: "To live with ideals, my ideal is to have a house of my own, so I I often tell everyone that what we recommend to everyone is: authentic good real estate, authentic good property, real real estate leaders, we are sitting in the CBD, and we are 40 minutes away from the Arc de Triomphe..."

Wang Hao: "..."

I'll wipe it, you're so talkative!

"Teacher, you are really amazing!"

"Teacher, when do you have class, let's go and listen together!"

"That old lady with a poisonous tongue is really poisonous, haha, it's quite classic!"

"Teacher, you are really amazing!" At this time, the little girl had already adored Wang Hao: "I think that although you are not as good as Brother Hao, you should not be much worse! The writing of this sketch is amazing. !" The little girl is called Wu Jiao, and she is quite pretty, with a smile and dimples, she is very forthright.

"Cut, isn't that necessary?" Wang Hao replied with a smile: "I dare to be a teacher in this school without two brushes?"

"Yes, yes, yes," several people nodded together: "Teacher is amazing!"

Cao Hua couldn't stop praising Wang Hao: "Teacher, where did your inspiration come from? Those lines are so powerful, I couldn't be happier."

"I usually collect more funny jokes on the Internet," Wang Hao replied with a smile: "This is called material. If you collect a lot of jokes like this, why don't you come here without opening your mouth?"

"That makes sense!" The four of them nodded fiercely: "We usually collect less of these things!"

"Teacher," Wu Jiao asked again: "You can write screenplays and tell sketches, can you know everything?"

"Isn't that necessary?" Wang Hao chuckled, that's awesome: "You have to ask what I don't know!"

"Wow!" The four opened their mouths together: "It's so powerful!"

Cao Huadao: "I think the teacher seems to be better than Brother Hao. Brother Hao can write scripts, and the teacher can also make up sketches!"

Wang Hao took out his cigarette and lit it, and then slowly exhaled a puff of smoke ring, all kinds of cool: "That's why I said, you still have a long way to go, alas, feelings, after you have read thousands of books and traveled thousands of miles , you will understand, in fact, all of this is so simple..." After finishing speaking, he waved his hand chicly, leaving only four stunned students who were dumbfounded by his words...

In the following time, Wang Hao took a few students to make the script lines of the skit together. Wang Hao almost took out a sentence at random, which could make a few students stunned. When the script was finished, Cao Hua and the others were already so tired that they lay down on the table like dead dogs...

"Teacher," another student named Liu Peng said with a smile at this time: "We're going to perform this skit, it must be invincible! My dream lover will definitely like it very much!"

Wang Hao looked at him and said with a smile, "Yo, unrequited love?"

Well, generally those who are called dream lovers are unrequited love, and those who have already fallen in love are called daughter-in-law.

"Yes," Liu Peng was obviously a little nervous and a little excited when he mentioned this, "I have liked her for almost two years, and the relationship has always been very good, but when I confess to her, she always refuses to agree. If I didn't refuse, I always felt that something might be wrong, teacher, do you have any good solutions?"

Damn, are college students open like this? ! Ask the teacher directly for emotional problems?

It's okay, brother is bored anyway...

"Well, I need to understand the situation first." Wang Hao thought for a while and asked, "Are you sure you're not a backup?"

Liu Peng shook his head like a rattle: "It's definitely not. She hardly has contact with other boys. Except for class or the library, the rest of the time is basically to have dinner with me, or to practice acting. Definitely not stepping on two boats!"

"Well, it's easier to deal with if it's not a spare tire." Wang Hao lit a cigarette and took a puff, and said in a low tone: "That is to say, the relationship between you two is almost the same, just a close call?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Liu Peng nodded sharply, and said anxiously, "Teacher, what can you do?"

"You can't even handle this kind of thing. College students nowadays, oh, it's really worrying." The old god Wang Hao leaned back on the chair, and said in an old-fashioned tone, "I think back when I was studying, I was chasing my little girl." The girl has eight thousand if not ten thousand, so it's nothing to you."

Cao Hua and the others looked at each other——fuck, the teacher is so awesome? !

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