Divine Lucky Star

Wang Hao stared wide-eyed and nodded numbly.

So this started the bath.

There were already three or five people in the kung fu bath, and Sun Jianguo leaned against the edge of the pool, and began to pretend!

Sun Jianguo: "Has the Qiangzi in our company been sentenced?"

Wang Hao: "Sentenced, 15 years."

Sun Jianguo: "Oh, Qiangzi is really a man. He hacked to death more than 60 people by himself, and the blade was cut off."

Wang Hao: "His parents have already arranged it. After a while, he will be released on medical parole. Don't let my brother feel cold!"

"Yes." Sun Jianguo stared into the distance, as if he was thinking about something, and from time to time he raised water on his chest with one hand.

Acting like a big brother, the few bathers next to him subconsciously avoided the three of them!

At this time Hou Pinquan said: "By the way, I heard that something happened in the mine again?"

Wang Hao is also a joker, he just opened his mouth and said, "It's nothing serious, more than 800 people were killed by the landslide. The family members are all paid, and this is all small money!"

Hou Pinquan nodded: "Well, the New Year is coming, we must stabilize the emotions of the family members. Don't make trouble."

Wang Hao smiled and said, "Understood."

Fuck, these two people can act in this scene well, they scared those bathers, they all went ashore...

"Brother Hao, remember," Sun Jianguo whispered: "It's almost time for you to soak, take a towel to your crotch, and when you get out of the pool, let's go to the sauna room. Pay attention to the walking posture, the speed must be slow, The crotch must be separated. Wearing slippers, it feels like a crab walking. The neck and head should not be stiff, and twist from time to time with the rhythm of the pace, giving people a kind of dissatisfied, casual, awesome big brother temperament After entering the sauna room, I wiped my face with both hands and sighed deeply. Wet steam, dry steam, ruby ​​room, infrared ray, blue ray, etc., all kinds of rooms are steamed one by one.”

"You're so professional!" Wang Hao's eyes widened: "Understood!"

So the three of them walked around like this. At this time, the younger brother in the bathing center was dumbfounded—"Three big brothers, do you want a drink?"

"Three bottles of Red Bull." Sun Jianguo waved his hand casually: "I need to replenish some energy, and I have to work later."

"Okay!" The waiter went to get the Red Bull.

While speaking, the three of them went to the scrub room.

After entering the scrub room, what greeted my eyes was rows of big beds, with white flesh lying on them, like a pig slaughtering scene.

"Master, take a bath!" Sun Jianguo found an empty bed to lie down, and began to ask the bath master to give him a bath.

"Brother Hao, this is a bath. You can't just scrub, you have to do something else." After a moment, he hummed while rubbing: "After scrubbing, rub a bag of bath salts to exfoliate dead skin, kill viruses and bacteria. Come again A bag of milk to rub on the body, and then we have to have a massage, the sound is rhythmic!"

Wang Hao: "..."

Nima, you are so professional!

Soon after a few people had a bath, they took a shower, washed their hair, body soap, brushed their teeth, shaved their beards, dried their hair with a hair dryer, and returned to the dressing room.

Taking out the cigarettes and mobile phone from the box, the waiter has already handed over the pajamas to the three of them considerately.

"Brother Hao, here comes the key point!" Sun Jianguo lowered his voice, like the revolutionary comrades in the underground: "Remember, don't smoke Tianchao, but Furongwang, because we are social people. Remember to put a few hundred in the cigarette case. One dollar, as for what to use it for, I will tell you later."

Wang Hao nodded fiercely: "Okay!"

The three put on their pajamas and went upstairs.

Following the waiter's words: "Three distinguished guests upstairs", the three of them came to the second stop of the day: the rest hall!

This rest hall basically has performing arts, usually singing and dancing, sketches, acrobatics, duets and so on.

"Let's just find a seat." Sun Jianguo took Wang Hao to find a seat in the back, filled two bottles of beer, and asked for a plate of melon seeds to watch for a while, while watching, he said: "Brother Hao, this performance will be over after a while." Well, leave before the show ends, otherwise there will be too many people going to do health care after the show. Remember, don’t go into the private room for a while, smoke a cigarette in the lounge hall, watch TV for a while, Observe the situation, see the quality of the female technicians who come in and out, and be aware of it. You can enter the private room when you are about to rest. Ask for a pot of Tieguanyin and a fruit plate. While looking at the price list, listen to The waiter introduces the project. When the time comes, Brother Hao, you first pay the waiter a red ticket as a tip, and mention your requirements for the technician. When talking about related service items, you must be careful, and don’t be fooled by those Thai, Chinese, Japanese-style flickering."

Hou Pinquan nodded: "Yes, when the health care is finished, you can ask: Old girl, can you do it one more time?"

Sun Jianguo imitated the female voice: "Brother, we can only do it once a clock."

Hou Pinquan said: "At this time, I took out the red ticket from the cigarette box and smashed it on her face. Because the technician and the bathing share are 46 or 55. If you give her the money directly, she will earn it all. Say it again. Can you ?”

Sun Jianguo winked, with a flirtatious expression on his face: "Brother, you can! Then start your health care."

Wang Hao: "..."

Fuck, you two are slutty friends, you're really lewd!

Brother is a serious person!