Divine Lucky Star

About ten minutes later, Zhao Jun poked the firewood, and soon the aroma diffused. Mi Xiu, who was already hungry, smelled the aroma, and quickly fixed his eyes on Zhao Jun's pot. .

Mixiu didn’t think it would take so long before he came out for the live broadcast today. He didn’t eat breakfast, and now he has missed lunch, and it’s in such an inaccessible place. With the smell of the surrounding air, his stomach rang in an instant. stand up.

"Gululu—"

Mi Xiu blushed with shame, and whispered to Wang Hao: "Brother Hao, I... I'm hungry..."

Wang Hao: "..."

Not only you are hungry, brother is also very hungry now, okay? I didn't know how far I ran with you on my back.

In fact, it’s nothing, but at this time Zhao Jun still didn’t forget to taunt the two of them: “Oh, your preparations are too inadequate, how can you play survival in the wild without bringing anything?” He said and took out a bowl, He raised his eyebrows at Wang Hao and the two: "Why don't you two just turn off the live broadcast and come here to have a bite, I won't mind."

This guy is really annoying!

Wang Hao smiled at him and said, "No need, we still have the ability to cook something."

"It's just you? Cooking like this?" Zhao Jun's eyes widened when he heard Wang Hao's words, and said: "You didn't bring anything for cooking? Are you good at it? Even if you can light the fire, Where did the food come from? Don't tell me that you have to borrow it from me later."

"That's not enough," Wang Hao shrugged, then raised the tree pole in his hand, and smiled at Zhao Jun: "This is enough."

"That's it?" Zhao Jun was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed out loud. He laughed exaggeratedly, and slapped his thigh while laughing, and said, "Just take that thing for food? Hahahahaha! This is amazing. The funniest joke I've ever heard this year!"

At this time, the audience in the Kung Fu live broadcast room were all blown up, and the big rockets were flying all over the sky——

"Brother Hao, please slap me in the face! I can't stand that guy!"

"Fuck, there's no one who is forcing this to act like this, it's just adding insult to injury!"

"Brother Hao, as long as you can defeat him today, buddy, a hundred big rockets, don't be blind!"

"It's really not a problem." Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders at Zhao Jun, then turned around, patted Mi Xiu on the shoulder, and said, "You wait here, remember to yell immediately if there is any situation, I'll get some firewood, we've got to build a fire first."

"Okay," Mi Xiu nodded obediently. In this environment, her youngest daughter's posture was completely revealed, completely obeying Wang Hao's orders.

Wang Hao found firewood very quickly. After all, with his current physical fitness, it is not a problem to find some dry firewood within a radius of two miles around the lake.

Soon Wang Hao came back with a large pile of branches and dry grass that had been dried by the sun.

"Okay," Wang Hao put the dry firewood and hay on the ground. Inside the dry firewood, Wang Hao also took two pieces of bark with a small hole in the middle. I don't know what it was used for.

At this time, some people in the audience in the live broadcast room saw the two pieces of bark, and immediately asked——

"Brother Hao, I know the branches and dry grass, but why is there an eye in the middle of the bark? Isn't this a natural eye?"

"It's a hole! It's a hole! Brother Hao, have you worn a wooden plank every day?!"

"666666666666 Brother Hao is a fortress, the bark can be worn daily!"

These old drivers can really drive at any time!

"Dear audience," Wang Hao said with a smile as he held up the two pieces of wood, "Do you want to know what the two pieces of bark are for? If you want to know, just paint roses! Hehe!"

As soon as Wang Hao finished speaking, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately started swiping roses frantically!

"Brother Hao, please explain! Here are twelve roses for you!"

"Brother Hao, please find a way to wear the wooden board!"

"Brother Hao has special hole punching skills!"

The atmosphere in the whole live broadcast room was mobilized in an instant. At this time, Wang Hao said with a smile: "Okay, since everyone is so enthusiastic, then I will tell you what the use of these two boards is." He said with a nod The wooden plank in his hand, he said with a smile: "These two wooden planks are very useful. Whether you can succeed in making fire by drilling wood depends entirely on this thing!"

Drill... Drill wood to make fire!

As soon as they heard this word, everyone in the studio exploded!

"Brother Hao 66666666666666, you are so awesome, are you going to show us how to make fire by drilling wood?!"

"Brother Hao is a bunker, the craft of drilling wood to make fire should have been lost by now, right?!"

"I don't need to explain the mighty domineering, but in these years, you can still see the fire made by drilling wood!"

Even Zhao Jun, who was drinking soup proudly, was stunned!

What did he just say? ! Drilling wood to make fire? ! How is this possible? There are still young people who know this these days? ! Even if he doesn't know how to do it himself!

"Hey," Wang Hao took out a lighter from his pocket with a smile, threw it aside, and said, "Surviving in the wild brings so many things, at most it can be regarded as a picnic. Brother Hao wants everyone to know today what is called a real life." Survive in the wild!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Mi Xiu covered her mouth and laughed!

Brother Hao is really awesome, he just made Zhao Jun, who was dragging 2.58 million before, lose his temper with a casual sentence.

It hurts to be slapped in the face without dirty words!

In the live room——

"666666666666666, Brother Hao started slapping his face!"

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"Sure enough, Brother Hao, who wears wooden planks every day, is even more awesome! I beg the live broadcast to drill wood to make fire!"

Seeing the enthusiasm of the audience, Wang Hao began to broadcast live to everyone by drilling wood to make fire——

"First of all, to make fire by drilling wood, you must have a fire primer." Wang Hao took hay and made it like a bird's nest, and said, "This fire primer must be made in such a way that it can gather heat most effectively. Then, this A piece of dry bark, with a hole drilled and a groove made; add your hands, and the material is ready!"

When he said this, he started the next step directly: "The next step is to have a very correct posture, the fire is hidden in this posture, step on this small wooden board tightly with your feet, don't let it move randomly, you can start rubbing back and forth with your hands The wooden stick in the hand, like this..."

As Wang Hao said that, he started rubbing the wooden stick with both hands!

Seeing the speed at which Wang Hao rubbed the wooden stick, the audience in the live broadcast burst into laughter——

"Hahahahahaha! Brother Hao, you are as fast as you have been single for twenty years!"

"It's simply invincible. No matter how hard you practice at this speed, you can win the Olympic champion!"

"Brother Hao, do you usually masturbate at this speed? Is Ding Ding's foreskin still there?"

These old drivers just drove after a disagreement, Mi Xiu's face was flushed, and at this moment, smoke started to smoke from the small hole in the bark where Wang Hao stepped on!