Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 594 This pretense is simply unprepared
"Well, you've been walking for so long, do you miss me?" Wang Hao greeted him with a smile, then opened his arms and said with a smile, "Come and give me a hug!"
"Go to hell, don't be ashamed or impatient," Bai Ya Ning blushed instantly, spat, and said, "I'm not serious all day long, so I know these messes, the ghost will hug you!"
Oops, look at you, your face is turning red before you hug it, so beautiful!
"Ahaha, it's just a joke." Wang Hao also knew that Bai Yaning was thin-skinned, so she didn't dare to ask too much. He scratched his hair with a smile, then looked at Bill Bragg, and said, "This is... ...Why don't you give me an introduction?"
In fact, from what he said, Wang Hao naturally knew in his heart that this was the legendary bully king Bill Bragg.
Now that I got a closer look, I felt more and more that this Mr. Wang was really handsome enough.
Golden hair like sunshine, a pair of charming sapphire eyes with amazing charm. The confident and somewhat cynical smile slightly raised at the corner of the mouth, coupled with the well-fitting suit and the dust-free leather shoes on the feet, even the slightest detail has no flaws.
If Bai Ya Ning can be regarded as a model of a perfect woman, then this Bill Bragg must be the dream lover of young girls!
It's no wonder that Zhao Zhenhao and the others saw Bill Bragg immediately, as if they were meeting cockfights one by one, they were extremely jealous!
"This is Bill Prague," Bai Yaning introduced to Wang Hao: "The eldest son of the Prague family, the future heir." Then introduced Wang Hao to Bill: "Wang Hao, my boyfriend."
Her voice was not loud when she introduced, but she spoke clearly. Although there are only six words in total, it feels very comfortable to Wang Hao.
Sure enough, our Concubine Bing is the cutest!
It's such a firm stand, thumbs up!
"Hello," Bill Bragg stretched out his hand with a smile, and said, "It's our first time to meet you. This time I have the honor to cooperate with the Bai family, and I am very happy to come to Heaven to see the customs here."
His Chinese is very standard, and his words are correct and round. Even the most picky Tianguo locals will never find the slightest fault.
Fang Wenbin whispered from the side: "I have to say that this guy has really worked hard, and he speaks Chinese quite fluently!"
"Yeah," Zhao Zhenhao nodded, "It's hard to deal with!"
"Hello, hello," Bill Bragg said that he was here to talk about cooperation, but Wang Hao is not stupid, how could he not know what his idea was? But if you know it, you know it, and you can’t show it on the surface. You immediately stretched out your hand with a smile, and when you shook hands with him, you deliberately asked: "Mr. Bill has been to our heaven before? Your Chinese is very good."
"It's okay." Bill Bragg withdrew his hand gracefully, and then pretended to be very natural: "I can speak 24 languages at present, and Chinese is the most interesting among them. I always believe that only Chinese can fully understand the human mind. The expression is clear." When he said this, he looked at Bai Ya Ning very naturally, and said with a smile: "For example, this sentence in English, IF i know what love is, it is because of you. If it is translated directly, it is Because of you and I understand love. But if it is perfectly expressed in Chinese, it can be said like this——If a lover is so beautiful, I am afraid that I will dream of evil in my dreams. You see, when the same meaning is expressed, Chinese is obviously much more beautiful .”
These words can be said to come at your fingertips, there is no lag at all, they are done in one go, and it only takes a moment to set off his image to be extremely tall!
As soon as these words were finished, everyone around suddenly gasped!
The king of bullying deserves to be the king of bullying, I really think of it at any time to pretend to be bullying! However, this coercive act caught people off guard, and there was nothing wrong with it at all, so I couldn't pick it out even if I wanted to!
Zhao Zhenhao decisively took out his mobile phone: "It's over, it's over, brother Hao has met an opponent this time, and this opponent is unprecedentedly strong!"
Fang Wenbin: "Yeah, this time it's going to be troublesome, the title of forced king is really well-deserved! The words are pretty and they also express their affection for Concubine Bing by the way, it's hard to handle!"
Wang Mengfei: "How about I just lay him down and send him back to sleep? Otherwise, I'm afraid Brother Hao will suffer in a direct confrontation!"
Willful: "It's too awesome, I'll just see if I don't speak..."
Zhao Zhenhao and others' hearts were raised in their throats, and they were all worried about Wang Hao.
After all, with the strength of a bully king, pretending to be bullying while currying favor with women is extremely damaging to women! Although Bai Ya Ning is not that kind of superficial woman, who can guarantee that there will be no trouble?
Isn't there a saying that is good, as long as the hoe is well swung, there is no corner that cannot be dug down!
"Mr. Bill's erudition is indeed beyond my expectation." Wang Hao nodded with a smile, and said, "This is indeed what you said, and I have studied it before. For example, the phrase 'Whereever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you' literally means that no matter where you are, no matter why you are busy, I will be here waiting for you. But if you express it in Chinese, you can say it like this—last year Begonia locks the Zhulou, and the flower dances down the sleeves, and now, people are empty and thin, and Begonia's eyes are falling."
Xiao Mian, pretending to be aggressive in front of brother, really think that brother is so easy to deal with? !
Sure enough, as soon as Wang Hao finished speaking, Zhao Zhenhao and the others were all stunned!
Brother Hao's forced outfit is so fresh and refined!
Zhao Zhenhao began to press the keyboard of the mobile phone: "Brother Hao is amazing! This performance is perfect!"
Fang Wenbin: "That's right, it was beyond my expectation! The turnaround before forcing the king can be said to have been prepared secretly, but brother Hao is completely improvising! It's simply invincible!"
Wang Mengfei: "That's necessary, and I don't even look at who Brother Hao is!"
Willful: "Brother Hao deserves to be Brother Hao, my boss is such a fortress!"
In fact, when Bill said the words "If a man is so good-looking, I'm afraid I'd dream about evil", although Bai Ya Ning was calm on the surface, she was really worried for Wang Hao in her heart. But now Wang Hao can easily defuse the opponent's offensive, and it makes people feel that he is even better, which is very powerful.
"You're coaxing me again." Bai Yaning pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes narrowed. She looked at Wang Hao more and more pleasing to her eyes, and said, "However, I'm quite satisfied with your words."
Hearing this, everyone finally let out a long breath.
As soon as these two people met, they exchanged words with each other, and they didn't even have time to interrupt!
"Mr. Wang is indeed the same as Miss Bingfei said, very knowledgeable," Bill Bragg nodded with a smile, looked at Wang Hao with serious eyes, and said: "Actually, there is another saying that Chinese is the most interesting. For example, that poem, "Ji Ji's Tale of Fighting Chickens."
Wayward went mad in the WeChat group: "What the hell? Jiji is actively remembering? What is that?"
Zhao Zhenhao: "I don't know, this is the first time I've heard of it."
Fang Wenbin: "I don't know, but I can be sure that the king of bullying is going to pretend to be bullying again!"
Sure enough, Bill Bragg paused for a moment, and then began to talk: "Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji, the chicken is the Thorn Chicken. The Thorn Chicken is Hungry, Ji Ji and Ji Ji Ji Chicken. Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji Ji hits the chicken, Ji Ji hits a few tricks, tricks are squid, chicken Ji Jiji, Ji Ji Jiji hits the chicken, the chicken is killed, Ji Ji Ji, that is, "Ji Ji's Tale of Fighting Chickens."
He said this article word by word, and then smiled and said: "The explanation is that Ji Ji felt lonely and collected some chickens to raise. They are the kind of pheasants that come from thorn bushes. The pheasants are hungry. It was called Jiji, and Ji Ji fed them with the millet in the bamboo dustpan. When the chickens were full, they jumped onto Ji Ji’s bookcase. On the table, Ji Ji became even more anxious, so she used the bamboo skimmer as a tool to catch chickens, and threw at the pheasants. The bamboo skimmer cast very fast, but hit a few pottery figurines on the table, and the pottery figurines fell to the ground , was shattered. Ji Ji took a look, the chicken was hiding under several tables and screaming, Ji Ji took off her clogs to beat the chicken, and killed the chicken. Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Ji Ji Ji became excited and wrote this "Ji Ji's Tale of Fighting Chickens."
After saying these words, Zhao Zhenhao and the others were all stunned!
Fang Wenbin: "There is still this kind of operation?! Fuck, it's the first time I've heard it! It's amazing!"
Zhao Zhenhao: "He really did his homework, brother Hao will be in trouble this time!"
Willful: "It's over, it's over, it's impossible to get this right! The whole article is the same pronunciation, I can't even understand it!"
Even Bai Ya Ning who stood aside was full of worry. This Bill used this routine as soon as they met, who can do it? If this Wang Hao is ashamed in front of him, although I don't mind, but Wang Hao's face will definitely make it difficult!
"I didn't expect Mr. Bill to know this?!" Wang Hao was also extremely surprised, his eyes widened, and he said, "I thought I was the only one who played with this thing in boredom, but I didn't expect Mr. Bill to have seen it too! This "Ji Ji Strikes" "Chicken Tale" is one of the more famous homophones, and there are a few others, all of which are pretty good."
"Oh?" Bill asked in surprise, "Mr. Wang also knows?"
Wang Hao smiled very shyly: "I understand slightly, understand slightly."
Hearing what Wang Hao said, Zhao Zhenhao was stunned immediately! Nima, this scene is so familiar, isn't it? ! At that time, Brother Hao just understood a little bit and abused himself so much that he couldn't take care of himself!
Did you understand a little this time? !
Zhao Zhenhao beamed with joy: "Brother Hao is awesome! Be steady!"
Fang Wenbin: "True or false? Can Brother Hao be right?"
Zhao Zhenhao: "Must, Brother Hao has always understood a little bit about the meal at Hualongxuan, and you know it too..."
Willful: "Hahahaha, brother Hao is really invincible!"
Sure enough, Wang Hao smiled very subtly, and then said: "Actually, there is another song that is opposite to this "Ji Ji's Tale of Fighting the Chicken", and the name is "Shi Shi's History of Eating Lions"!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately fell silent, waiting for brother Hao to speak!
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