Divine Star System
Chapter 1911: Catch ducks on the shelves
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Although some people in the class have already felt it, Bao Zhiqi is definitely not good at doing these small moves. But he could n’t help but admit that the lama and the dumb he said were smooth and clear in tone, and the standard was very high, almost crushing the paragraph that Zhang Yu said before.
In the eyes of many people, Bao Zhiqi didn't leave Zhang Yu with any face, and slap face on the spot. Of course, many people are fortunate. Fortunately, it is Zhang Yu. If they are to themselves, I'm afraid they don't know what to do now.
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Bao Zhiqi was also very satisfied with his recent performance, so when he looked at Zhang Yu again, his face was inevitable. Then laughed: "Zhang Yu! It's your turn!" After that, he passed the cell phone again.
Zhang Yu is certainly not a fool. In fact, just now he heard Bao Zhiqi say so quickly, he already knew what the other party meant, and then shook his head and smiled bitterly.
When Bao Zhiqi saw this, he was even more proud of it. In his opinion, the other party must now be dumbfounded and don't know what to do. After all, under this crushing of absolute strength, it is not a problem that can be solved by anyone who is not convinced.
Zhang Yu smiled and glanced at the mobile phone that Bao Zhiqi handed over, saying: "Actually, this part of the password twister you said, I have said just now, and now it seems that it is not necessary!"
Bao Zhiqi heard this and followed with a smile, in fact he already knew this time, the other party was shocked by his own performance just now! It seemed to be trying to find an excuse to fool it, and then went back to the seat dimly.
However, Bao Zhiqi didn't let go of Zhang Yu's meaning. How he said he has been brewing for such a long time, just to brush the sense of presence in front of the counselor, so of course, there must be contrast to be effective. Thinking of this, his eyes turned, and he smiled, "Zhang Yu, eloquence is not so much. In fact, you don't have to pay too much attention to it. Although you said it, you can say it again! My original teacher once said to me, eloquent Practice makes perfect, and you can only make progress if you exercise regularly! But if you are not used to speaking too fast, you can say slower. Everyone is a classmate, and no one can pick who is wrong. "
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"This guy Bao Zhiqi! His mouth is too damaged."
"Not at all! It's too much of a face-to-face face-to-face fight. You have to knock down!"
"No way! The strength is not as good as people! At this time, they can only pretend to be grandsons." The people in the class heard the words and nodded ...
In fact, everyone in the class now knows that Bao Zhiqi will simply catch the ducks on the shelf. To put it plainly, just to see Zhang Yu appear ugly, naturally it is impossible to let him go easily. Of course, there are still many people in the class who despise Bao Zhiqi's behavior by stepping on others.
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Zhang Yuwenyan smiled and said, "I just said what I said just now, and say it again, it doesn't make much sense. I don't think so! I will say a new one, after I finish talking! What do you say? "
When Bao Zhiqi saw Zhang Yu insisting that he refused to say, there was nothing he could do. However, it seems that the other party's retreat is not a good way. Although avoiding the current embarrassment, it is not a long-term solution. Wait for the other person to finish speaking, and repeat it again. When the time comes, the comparison will be absolutely crushed, and it will be even more embarrassing.
Thinking of this, Bao Zhiqi smiled and said, "That's all right! Now that you insist, it doesn't matter if you say a new one. Give it to you by phone! You can search by yourself!"
"No!" Zhang Yu shook his head and refused: "I can remember this tongue twister! I don't need a cell phone, I will leave it to you for a while!"
Bao Zhiqi sniffed his lips, retracted the phone, and made a please gesture.
Zhang Yu smiled and looked at the people in the class and said, "I will say a new password twister next, everyone sees what I said. If you think I am saying good, please give me some applause. If you think I'm not good at it ... it's OK if it's not good, but there's no shortage of applause! "
People in the class heard the words, and at the same time hehehehe! Laughter! Following this, Zhang Yu applauded at the same time ... In fact, in the eyes of most people, Zhang Yu's retreat can be said that there is no way, no matter what, it is better than pretending to be a grandson.
Zhang Yu went over what he was going to say, and then said, "This part of the tongue twister I'm going to talk about is called Linglong Tower! Everybody listens ... An old monk on a high mountain, wearing a **** for thousands of years Layer. If you ask the old monk to be old, remember that Huang Hejiu clarified. It was cleared five hundred years ago, for a total of 4,500 winters.
There are eight apprentices under the old monk, and eight apprentices have legal names.
The first apprentice is named Qingtou, the second apprentice is named Touqing, the third apprentice is called Monsanto, the fourth apprentice is called Santosan, the fifth apprentice is called Benghulu, the sixth apprentice is called Huluben, and the seven apprentice is The name is Feng Suihua, and the eight disciples are named Hua Suifeng.
The master taught them eight arts, and the eight immortals showed great power across the sea.
The blue-headed pheasant will run out, the gimmick-head will hit the bell, the monk will blow the pipe at three points, the three monks will hold Sheng, the gourd will drum, the gourd will chant, the wind will sweep the floor, and the light will turn on the light. .
The master told them to change it. It would be impossible to change it.
Mantou Qing can't beat Mantou Qing's puppet, Mantou can't hit Mantou Qing's bell, the three monks can't blow the monk's pipe, the monk can't hold the monk's Sheng at three o'clock, and can't beat the gourd The gourd's drum, the gourd can't read the gourd's experience, and the wind can't sweep the wind to the ground, and the wind can't turn on the light with the wind.
At the first sight of the master's anger, Master wanted to hit the whole apprentice. Seeing that the apprentice was going to be beaten, five foreign monks traveled,
The five monks talked about their love and sent them to count the exquisite towers, asking the master? Whoever counts the Linglong Tower is the big brother; if he cannot count the Linglong Tower, he will be punished to Tianming. "
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When Zhang Yu said this, almost everyone in the class was stunned!
If Bao Zhiqi said the twist of the password before, it was a bamboo tube poured beans, and they became one piece. Zhang Yu simply used a dump truck at this meeting, and said that it seemed to be a heavy storm. Don't talk about it, just listen below, it makes people feel a cramp in the root of the tongue.
This would inevitably lead a glance at Bao Zhiqi on the stage, and saw him equally stunned! It is said that the tongue is almost touching the ground.
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"The number of monks is just Linglong Tower. Look up at the starry sky. Look at a pit on the ground. Look at the ice in the pit. Look at a pine on the ice. Look at the eagle on the pine. Look at the eagle in the room Old monk. Look at a sutra before the monk. Look at the lamp before the sutra. Look at the nails on the wall. Look at the hanging bow.
Looking at it, squinting, northwest Gantian blowing strong winds. When it comes to gales, it's gals. Scraped the starry sky, smoothed the ground pit, scraped the ice in the pit, scraped the ice pine, scraped the pine eagle, scraped an old monk, scraped the monk's frontal scripture, and wiped it out. Through the headlights, the nail on the wall was scraped off, and the nail was bowed.
In a hurry, I could only scrape the star, scattered, flattened, frozen, loose, eagle flying, monk walking, turning over, turning off the lights, nailing off, and the bow also collapsed. This is Linglong Tower! I couldn't stop saying a few words, my blushing face turned red. "
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After Zhang Yu finished speaking, he looked at the people in the class with a smile ... I have to say that the needles in the class are audible, and the quiet ones are a little weird. After a little while, I don't know who it is, I applaud first! Applause and applause broke out in the class soon!
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