Divorce: This is a Trivial Matter

Yang Wei fell asleep while holding the quilt. When she got up the next day, she was startled by the black straight hair in the mirror. It took me a while to remember that this was my new hairstyle. After washing, Yang Wei looked at the rows of clothes in the closet, and picked out a round-neck white shirt, a black v-neck sweater, pants ... khaki nine-point commuter pants.

She hanged a pink tote bag behind her door. Yang Wei found a navy blue shoulder bag from the closet and packed her mobile phone key cosmetic bag in her head.

I glanced at myself in the mirror, Yang Wei patted her face, and went out quickly.

After I arrived at school, the fat security guard at the door looked at her in surprise. As Yang Wei passed by, she gave him a special sideways glance, and her straight black hair rose gently in the wind: "Good morning."

"Good morning ... OK ..." The fat security guard looked at her back, rushed back to the guard room, flipped out her mobile phone, and sent a circle of friends: "Ms. Yang's new hairstyle is so sharp ... I won't say I like it ! "

When I entered the office, Mathematics Teacher Luo was still the first to greet me. But today, after two steps, he stumbled in place: "Mr. Yang, Yang, have you changed your hairstyle?"

"Hmm." Yang Wei walked quickly to her place and put down her bag. Teacher Luo followed her desk all the way and nodded in appreciation: "Mr. Yang has beautiful hairstyles!"

Yang Wei smiled, "Thank you."

Teacher Luo's eyes moved slightly, and he moved forward: "Mr. Yang, you seem to be in a bad mood these two days?"

"Ok."

"Is there anything I can help you with?"

Yang Wei raised her head and smiled slightly at him: "Can you not talk to me?"

Teacher Luo: "..."

After he returned to his seat lightly, Teacher Yao slid the chair beside Yang Wei and looked at her curiously: "Why did I change my hairstyle suddenly? It looks pretty good, where did you do it?"

"D & k."

Mr. Yao opened his eyes wide, "That one is super expensive, and I heard that only members can spend it."

薇 Yang Wei pulled out a water-blue card from her purse and shook it in front of her: "You can find me when you want to go."

As soon as Mr. Yao's eyes lighted, she took the card in her hand: "It's really a d & k membership card. I heard that their membership review is very strict. How do you get the card?"

"I have money."

Mr. Yao Yao: "..."

Yang Wei put the card back in her purse, and Teacher Dai opposite called her, Yang Wei looked up and smiled at her: "I'll rush homework now."

Ms. Dai Dai's mouth moved, and she handed her a stack of papers: "I just want you to help me with the papers, self-study early, plus the first two lessons, the language test."

薇 Yang Wei smiled and nodded, and went out holding the test paper.

Teacher Luo took a look at the door, turned around and said to Teacher Yao and others: "Miss Yang's aura today seems to be different from usual."

Teacher Yao Yao picked up the English book and went out: "It's all changed from linen rolls to black and straight. How old do you feel the same?"

Teacher Luo: "..."

He is talking about aura! Aura!

In the classroom, as soon as Yang Wei came in, it caused a commotion among her classmates. Everyone looked at her with a strange look. Yang Wei stepped onto the platform without changing her face, raised her paper and smiled at everyone: "Now start to test the language."

"..."

The students' complaints rang out. After Yang Wei asked everyone to collect the books, they distributed the test papers to the first row. After getting the test papers, many students secretly looked up at Yang Wei. Yang Wei strolled around the classroom for a few minutes, and then let the representative of the branch stand on the podium and return to the office by herself.

As soon as Yang Wei left, the students immediately boiled.

"Mr. Yang changed her hairstyle. I almost didn't recognize it."

"After changing it, I feel more serious than before!"

"Don't you think the words" Don't mess with me "are written on her face?"

"I think it looks pretty good."

"I still like the previous one."

Uh ...

"Noisy, don't you know you are taking the exam?" Teacher Dai came in with a stack of workbooks. The classmates shut up and wrote their papers.

Liang Ming 灏 secretly pulled out the candy bar machine from the schoolbag and sent a text message to Fang Chengran: "Well, Teacher Yang has changed her hairstyle!"

I thought about it. At this time, I must not get up, he put the phone back in his schoolbag, and started to make papers. He habitually turned to the last page and glanced at the title of the composition.

Xxx has changed.

Liang Ming 灏 thought about it, and then solemnly wrote the words "Mr. Yang changed".

Then Teacher Dai changed to a composition called "Mr. Yang changed" that day.

After the test, Liang Ming 灏 finally received a reply from 舅舅: "I know, I will do it with her."

梁 明 灏:-. -

舅舅: What does this expression mean ← _ ←

Liang Ming 灏: You mean awesome ^ _ ^

舅舅: Good.

Liangming Ming rolled his eyes and shoved the phone back into his schoolbag.

Qi Qi laughed and said that during lunch break, she picked up her mobile phone and turned over Yang Wei's Weibo. The latest Weibo has only one picture, a selfie. Qi Xiaoyan opened the big picture and frowned slightly.

Why did you suddenly change her hairstyle? Even the colors were re-dyed.

Yang Wei has always liked her curly hair, and sometimes she goes to the barber shop for care. Why is it suddenly hot and cut short?

He thought for a long time with his excellent logical thinking, and finally silently clicked to save the picture.

Yang Wei is also on Weibo at this time, and a message published on the homepage three and a half hours ago aroused her interest—

戒 "Quit Marriage" is over! It's finally possible to collect fees! Manuscript fees can only be collected once a month, no tax is not more than 800, more than 800 less than 4000 minus 800 and then multiplied by the tax rate, more than 4000 multiplied by 80% then multiplied by the tax rate. So the question is, how do I get the least tax on the manuscript fee?

There are already many solutions provided by readers in the comments. Yang Wei took the calculator on Teacher Luo's desk and pressed it a few times, and then retweeted, "Take 4000 first, and finish the rest."

After a minute, she reposted it again: "No, I figured it out again, it seems that 800 is taken first, and the tax paid after the other one is less."

Soon, she received a comment, and the person who left it was called the paper: "The correct way is to take 800 a month, and take the rest before the company goes down."

Yang Wei: "..."

Every time he jumps out!

However, she believed in Qi Xiaoyan's professional opinion. She opened a private letter and sent a message to wait for another three minutes. "Expert opinion, 800 yuan per month, the rest was taken once before Pujiang failed. But every time Eight hundred months is not enough for living expenses ╮ (╯_╰) ╭. "

Fang Chengran stared at the private message for a few seconds, and then quickly tapped his finger on the keyboard: "Which expert?"

Professor Wu please take medicine: "Professor of Mathematics."

Fang Chengran narrowed his eyes, clicked into Yang Wei's Weibo, and it was easy to find the mathematician named "Jun Juanzi".

The head of the cricket volume is a digitally painted q version of a boy wearing a white shirt and slightly curly hair. This style of painting can be seen at a glance that Yang Wei's head is from the same person. He clicked on the Weibo of the scroll and looked at it. The account was registered a year ago, but only three Weibo posts were posted, all of which were forwarded to Yang Wei.

The most recent one is a group photo in front of the Christmas tree last year.

Li Fang Chengran's current mood can be highly summarized in three words, ha ha.

点 He opened the dialog in the bottom right corner and sent a private message to Yang Wei: "Your avatar is so cute, did you draw it yourself?"

Yang Wei replied, "Yes ~"

等 Wait three more minutes v: Touch! Can you help me draw one too?

Professor Yun, please take medicine: Yes! What do you look like

Fang Chengran thought for a while: "I have short hair, you can play freely ~"

After receiving a reply from Yang Wei, he updated a new Weibo.

等 Wait another three minutes v: I decided to take out all the manuscript fees at once, that's how wayward. [doge]