Divorce: This is a Trivial Matter

Yang Wei dropped off the video and logged into the teaching software to start a lecture. During the break, the Music Week teacher called her to discuss the repertoire during the sports meeting.

"I found a song with simple and educational lyrics!" Teacher Zhou's voice sounded very excited, as if he had found an oasis in the desert. Yang Wei couldn't help wondering, squeezed the yogurt box on the table and asked, "What song?"

"PI!"

薇 Yang Wei's brow jumped: "What song is Pi?"

"It is a song whose lyrics are all composed of pi. It has more than 10,000 decimal places and the total length is more than an hour."

Yang Wei: "..."

Are you serious about more than 10,000 people? She is still at the level of Zu Chongzhi's era.

Teacher Zhou Zhou said, "But an hour is too long. I found a simplistic version, two thousand digits after the decimal point, for a total of four minutes."

Yang Wei was silent for a while, and asked, "Do you know who can carry the most digits of Pi in the world?"

"I don't know, who is it?"

"I don't know, it's not me anyway."

Teacher Zhou:"……"

She thought about it and suggested, "Otherwise I'll get you a teleprompter?"

"Does the money count in your salary?"

Teacher Zhou:"……"

"Rong Ye think about it again." Teacher Zhou hung up the phone after speaking, Yang Wei put down her phone and shook her eyebrows, more than two thousand? Maybe Qi Xiaoyan can challenge it.

After class, Teacher Zhou's phone came again: "I thought, why don't we have a retro show?"

Yang Wei lay on the bed and asked, "How do you recover?"

"Just like in the 1940s and 1950s, wearing cheongsam and curling her hair like Zhou Xuan!"

薇 Yang Wei frowned, "I can't sing the tone of that era."

"I can re-arrange the music and use the piano to accompany you, and you can sing according to modern singing methods." Teacher Zhou paused and said, "Just sing" Forever Smile ", but do you have a cheongsam?

Yang Wei thought for a while and thought, "My mother has it, and I should be able to put it on."

"That's it. I'll arrange the song tomorrow. Let's start rehearsing on Monday."

"Okay." Although Yang Wei promised, she will go home to see her mother tomorrow ... you must make a quick decision and leave with a cheongsam!

薇 Yang Wei specially picked up Yang's busiest lunchtime and returned home. As a thief, he secretly took out the key, and as soon as Yang Wei opened the door, she smelled the strong taste of roast beef with bamboo shoots. She glanced in the direction of the kitchen, and saw that her mother was cutting vegetables inside, and tiptoed through the living room. Dad Yang was reading the newspaper on the balcony. She quickly flew into the bedroom and found it in her mother's closet.

记得 She remembered that her mother had a big red cheongsam with large peony embroidered on it, and she heard that it was a token of love sent to her by her father when she was young. However, she has only seen her mother in a cheongsam in the photos.

The door of the room, which was hidden behind him, was quietly opened. Yang Wei, who was rummaging around in the closet, did not find it at all. Mother Yang took two steps in the direction of the closet and suddenly said, "Oh, Wei Wei, when are you back?"

薇 Yang Wei screamed in shock, jumping up and looking at her: "Mom, how can you walk without any sound! Want to scare me!"

Mother Yang said, "I haven't asked what you are looking for. When did you come back? Why didn't you move?"

Yang Wei patted her heart and asked her, "Mom, do you remember if you have a cheongsam? Lend me a dress."

Mother Yang's eyes flashed: "What are you doing? Will you wear a blind date?"

薇 Yang Wei rolled her eyes: "It is used for the school sports performances."

Ms. Yang looked at her in surprise: "Wei Wei, you want to perform a show? At that time, remember to record it for me and your dad, and you can show it to the blind date in the future."

Yang Wei: "..."

Her mother must be one of the best graduates in China's media school.

"The cheongsam is in that cabinet." Mother Yang walked over to open another closet door, and quickly took out a red cheongsam, put it in front of Yang Wei and compared, "Well, our Wei Wei ’s body I was as good back then. "

薇 Yang Wei packed the cheongsam into a bag, and withdrew the bag to retreat: "Then I will go first."

"Go away so fast, don't you have lunch?"

不 "Don't eat it, I have an appointment with Sheng Lei at noon."

Yang Wei kept going out, and Yang Yang followed closely afterwards: "Oh, Wei Wei, when I heard my son say Qi Xiaoyan and gossip with a female star, what is going on?"

薇 Yang Wei's brow jumped: "Oh, that has been clarified, you can read the latest report."

"What about the handsome Martha chasing you? How are you doing? When will you take home to show Mom?"

薇 Yang Wei's hand opening the door was somewhat weak: "That's the parent of our class."

家长 "Parent?" Mother Yang frowned. "Even if you are married with your child, your child is still your student ... No, this relationship is awkward."

薇 Yang Wei nodded and said, "Yes, I think so."

As she was about to step out, Mother Yang grabbed her: "Last time I went to your aunt's house, she said that she wanted to introduce you to a boy in their unit and asked me to pick a time to take you Take it over, and let's have a meal together. "

Yang Wei was crying. "Mom, you see, my brother is about to graduate from college, and he hasn't even had a girlfriend. Isn't it normal?"

"Don't dwell on your brother. I'm worried about his affairs." Mother Yang is always particularly wit at this time. "Don't think that you are in a hurry when you are young. Time will pass quickly. You will be thirty years old. "

Yang Wei: "..."

计算 This computing power will be abused to death by Professor Qi.

"And your cousin also said that he wanted to introduce you to an object. The young man was engaged in welding. Oh, you don't look down on others. They are senior technicians. They are handsome and handsome with high incomes. Girlfriend. They have to get married early in the business, so be anxious now. "

Yang Wei is a little curious: "Why do you have to get married early in this business?"

Mother Yang gave her a look of "you don't understand it," and lowered her voice to her: "Welding is harmful to the body. I heard that long-term work will affect sperm quality."

Yang Wei: "..."

"Speaking of this, I think the quality of Qi Xiaoyan must be very good."

Yang Wei: "……………………"

"Mom, I'm leaving now, goodbye!" She quickly withdrew her hand, walked out and took the door.

When I walked into the yard, Yang Wei stuck her slightly hot cheek against the back of her hand, and she felt her mother was getting more and more free-spirited. The quality of Qi Xiaoyan ... Yang Wei seemed to remember something, her cheeks burned even more.

薇 Yang Wei tried on the cheongsam when she returned home, and it fits perfectly. When I went to school the next day, I took a photo of myself to Teacher Zhou to see the effect. Teacher Zhou has reorganized the tune, and the tune has basically remained unchanged. Yang Wei only needs to sing it in a modern vocal tune.

The two practiced a few times, and they felt pretty good. Teacher Zhou predicted that the first prize would belong to them. Yang Wei expressed no interest in this: "Do you really want that stationery?"

"Are there still toilet paper and soap!"

……Ok.

When they came out from the music teacher, a group of students also just came out of the classroom next to them. Teacher Zhou closed the door and turned to Yang Wei, "See, did the top ten singers on campus last year sing" Don't Examine Everything ", what a powerful lineup."

Yang Wei ripped the corner of her mouth. Is this the groove compared to this selection? The organizing committee actually approved it? I knew she would choose "Sister will not go to work tomorrow".

"I'm going to buy water, what do you want to drink?" As the champion of last year's top ten singers, Liang Minghua said very generously to ask everyone to drink water.

"I want Coke."

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"Mefour."

My classmates started to line up, Yang Wei's brows jumped. Fortunately, Teacher Yao is not here now, or he might jump angrily.

When the top ten singers saw Yang Wei and Teacher Zhou coming over, they greeted them consciously. Teacher Zhou patted Gu Lei's shoulders and said carefully: "Not like this."

Yang Wei: "..."

Don't speak as well as it really is.

In short, the Games kicked off with everyone preparing for the event. Yang Wei went out a little earlier this day, but when she came downstairs, she saw Qi Xiaoyan, who hadn't seen the shadow for a few days. He was standing by the car, it seemed that he was waiting for Yang Wei.

Yang Wei unexpectedly glanced at him and walked up: "Why are you here?"

Wu Qi smiled and said, "Should that be considered a thing of the past?" Although it is still a hot topic on Weibo, and the forum is also active, but it has nothing to do with him. Yang Wei nodded in disapproval and followed him into the car.

Qi Qi smiled and drove the car out of the community, glancing at the paper bag in Yang Wei's hand: "What's in it?"

"Cheongsam." Yang Wei said and took it out to show him, "Today's school games, for performances."

Qi Qi's eyes moved with a smile, and she turned her head to look at her: "What are you going to perform?"

"Zhou Xuan's" Forever Smile ", you have to make hair later."

"Will a video be recorded?"

"It should be."

Qi Qi smiled and said no more. When he arrived at the school, he parked the car and stopped Yang Wei, who was about to get off. "Baby."

Yang Wei turned back in doubt, Qi smiled and leaned on her lips and kissed.

Yang Wei was aggressive, and Qi Xiaoyan slightly twitched his lips: "You are very beautiful today." Yang Wei glanced at him with a little embarrassment, quickly got out of the car, and almost fled.

以后 After the opening ceremony of the Games, the stadium soon became hot, and the sound of the next gas was almost covering the sound of the broadcast. The students who did not compete actively contributed to the broadcast station, and the host was also infected by the atmosphere of the stadium, reading the radio draft passionately—

Your figure is the most beautiful cloud in the sky, red orange yellow green blue blue purple. Your pony tail is swinging on the track like an acceleration motor. Ah, beautiful girl, the texture of the flesh when you are jumping is more tempting than the red meat around at noon. Our journey is a sea of ​​stars, and I am waiting for you at the end of the runway. Student Liang Mingxu from the second grade of the fifth grade contributed a draft.

Yang Wei: "..."

After a while, the instructor stepped onto the podium, took the announcer's microphone and said, "Please don't write up love poems, especially those that are too shit."

Yang Wei: "..."

以后 After the morning competition, several small projects were conducted in the afternoon, and the long-awaited party was started. Yang Wei made her hair when she ate at noon, and now she is waiting for the stage with Teacher Zhou.

The party is open to parents, and anyone who is willing to attend can watch it.

So Fang Chengran stood on the playground waiting for Yang Wei to stand upright on behalf of his parents. Not only are the teenage teachers and female parents secretly looking at her, but they are also bold enough to talk a few words. Fang Chengran saw Yang Wei standing on the side of the stage, said something to a student's cousin, and walked towards the stage.

Yang Wei is still reading the lyrics silently. When she saw Fang Chengran coming, she showed a hint of surprise: "Fang Chengran, do you come to the show?"

"Um." Fang Chengran looked at her with a smile and nodded. "You look good in cheongsam, and this hairstyle is also very suitable for you."

Yang Wei drummed her head and said to him, "Thank you."

Fang Chengran smiled: "Are you nervous?"

"A little."

"Have you tried drawing herringbone in your palm?"

Yang Wei can't help but "I'm not a kid."

Teacher Zhou, who had been listening to them, finally couldn't help asking: "This is ...?"

"Liang Ming 灏 's 舅舅." Yang Wei introduced, "This is Teacher Zhou who teaches music."

"Mr. Zhou is good." Fang Chengran smiled at Mr. Zhou slightly.

Teacher Zhou Zhou looked for a moment, and the spirit flew out of the sky: "Hey, hey."

Yang Wei: "..."

Li Fang Chengran: "..."

Fortunately, at this time, the host reported their program in time, and Yang Wei dragged Teacher Zhou to the stage.

以后 After the piano's prelude rang, Yang Wei's heart beating because of tension, inexplicably settled. She followed the rhythm and sang slowly into the microphone in front of her--

"The man in his heart has a laughing face. He was in late autumn and gave me spring light."

薇 Yang Wei's singing is not very professional, but her voice is still very pleasant. Dressing up in cheongsam has brought people into the forties of the 1950s and 1950s.

After she sang the first sentence, her classmates in the fifth grade class applauded her face hard and even whistled. Yang Wei has now completely relaxed, and a song sings very smoothly without forgetting words. Towards the end, the audience suddenly made a noise. Yang Wei followed their eyes and saw Fang Chengran holding up a bunch of roses.

Not only the students, but even the teacher whistled a lot. Yang Wei was aggressive again. Just now he didn't see any flowers in his hands. Where did the flowers come from?

She was a little flustered in her heart, but fortunately Fang Chengran just came up and gave a bunch of flowers, and left the stage. Liang Mingzhang has taken the scene just now with his mobile phone and is going to send it back to his mother.

After the show ended, warm applause was obtained. Yang Wei hugged flowers and Teacher Zhou and bowed to everyone, then hurriedly stepped down.

Yang Wei walked to Fang Chengran, with a guilty conscience, "I was scared to death."

Fang Chengran chuckled and said, "Do you think I will confess in public? Your show is great, I am dedicated to you."

Yang Wei glanced at him from the corner of her mouth, turned and walked to the teaching building: "I'll put flowers."

Teacher Wu Zhou followed her to the office and looked at the bunch of red roses with admiration: "It's beautiful."

薇 Yang Wei thought about it, took the bouquet apart and divided it into half for Teacher Zhou: "The show was performed by the two of us together, and of course the flower is half of yours."

Teacher Zhou Zhou gave her a hug emotionally: "I'll go and insert the flowers."

薇 Yang Wei also picked up a vase in the office, went to wash her hands, put some water in, and inserted the rose into it. Putting the vase on the table, Yang Wei frowned as she looked at the blooming roses in front of her. Aren't she looking forward to receiving such a beautiful bouquet? How can I always feel the excitement I didn't imagine?

She pursed her lips and went out. When I arrived at the playground, the host was telling the curtain: "The next performance is the top ten singers voted for on campus last year. The program they brought to us is" Go to the exam "."

一 As soon as the song name came out, it aroused strong resonance with the students and applause. After ten students came to the stage, cheerful music rang.

"Go to the exam and die. I want to go home and make my dream! ...

The school does n’t let hair stay, it ’s too soily, and tells parents that your child is too bad ... ”

Yang Wei: "..."

This is the first time she has listened to this song and was sung by a childish voice. There is a kind of ... mysterious touch.

歌 This song won the most lasting and hot applause in the audience, and finally won the first place without any doubt.

Li Fang Chengran also silently recorded the entire program, ready to go back to his sister.

After the party, the students began to clean up the venue. After cleaning, Yang Wei held a small meeting for everyone in the classroom. The main content was to remind everyone to pay attention to safety and to be on time tomorrow.

下 Today's work is even later than usual. When Yang Wei left school, she found that Fang Cheng was still waiting outside the door.

Worst of all, Qi Xiaoyan's car is also outside the door.

两个 The two of them stood in front of their cars and ignored each other, just like the kings of two independent kingdoms.

薇 Yang Wei is completely stunned, how swollen it is!

The fat security guard at the entrance is also in a state of extreme excitement. Maserati and Audi met for the first time. Who can represent KFC?

"Baby."

"Yang Wei."

I saw Yang Wei come out, Qi Xiaoyan and Fang Chengran called her at the same time. Yang Wei walked for a while, and North Korea Chengran walked over. Fang Chengran's mouth suddenly knocked, but Qi Xiaoyan's face went dark.

Yang Wei came to Fang Chengran and asked, "Are you doing anything?"

"Are you free at night, go to eat together?"

嗯 "Hmm ... I have classes lately."

The corner of Cheng Fangran's mouth slowly turned into a straight line: "Then I will take you home?"

"No, Qi smiles more smoothly." She pursed her lips and looked at him with some embarrassment. "Fang Chengran, just like I told you last time, I think this is very unfair to you."

Fang Chengran looked at her for a while and sighed, "I understand what you mean, but I will not give up until you promise to remarry him."

跨 When he finished speaking, he stepped into the car and the red Martha drove out quickly. Yang Wei watched it disappear and turned towards Qi Xiaoyan's car.

Audi is still driving on the road unhurriedly. Yang Wei looked at Qi Xiaoyan side by side and hooked his lips: "Are you in a good mood?"

"not bad."

The sound quality of Qi Qi's smile was as cold as usual, but Yang Wei heard a smile from it. She wrinkled her nose and said to him, "Smelly."

Wu Qi smiled and said nothing, but her lips rose quietly.

After I got home, Qi Xiaoyan followed Yang Wei upstairs. After changing her slippers and entering the living room, Yang Wei habitually glanced toward the balcony, and then rushed over in excitement: "Come and look at it, the flowers are blooming!"

Liaoyuan's previously blooming roses have already bloomed several times, and the green leaves are dotted with a few red colors, which are unobtrusive, but have a different kind of beauty.

"It's so fragrant!" Yang Wei scrambled up and sniffed, smiling at Qi Xiaoyan beside her. Qi Xiaoyan said not to start, and turned around and went out: "I'll cook first."

Yang Wei looked at his back, raised his eyebrows, took out his mobile phone from his bag, chose the angle and took a photo of the rose with Zhang Xiang. After uploading the picture to Weibo, she thought about it, edited a paragraph, and posted it together—

There are many treasures in my heart, and he can give me the sun in the night.