Do Not Laugh! This is a Horror Movie
Chapter 23: Sister-in-law
Fu Lanyu and Bai Sheng passed through the kitchen, and naturally they were still in the kitchen when they came back.
But the conditions of the two are completely different. Bai Sheng is clean and refreshing. Nothing happened. Fu Lanyu was covered in blood from head to toe. People who didn't know thought she was going to mutate.
"Lan, take a shower quickly, I'll wipe the floor for you." Bai Sheng whispered, "My brother often gets up in the middle of the night to find food in the refrigerator. If he sees the blood in this place, he will be scared when he looks back. Anyhow."
Fu Lanyu, with long **** hair like a ghost, nodded when he heard the words, as if he was not a man in the sun.
"Okay, it makes sense."
Unexpectedly, before she took two steps to the bathroom, she ran into Bai Xiao who was yawning and went downstairs. Bai Sheng's tainted milk prediction came true.
Bai Xiao didn't turn on the light, she was illuminating with the flashlight of the mobile phone, and the strong light reflected on her face, which was more real than any horror movie.
...So a certain Bai family elder brother fell on the ground and fell on the floor of the living room for a long time without getting up.
Bai Sheng, who was just behind, happened to see this scene, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a while, so he hurried to help.
"Brother, don't be afraid to touch your head, this is blue, look carefully."
Bai Xiao is a bit short-sighted, and now he doesn't wear glasses, so he can only get closer to identify.
"Ah...!!!" He was completely drowsy, and his reason finally returned to the high ground, inevitably a little nervous, "Lan Lan, are you okay? Are you... injured? Or did you chop the zombies again?"
"No injuries, no zombies." Fu Lanyu expressionlessly pushed his head away and continued to walk to the bathroom. "It was just a swim in the river of blood."
Bai Xiao said strangely: "Did Shengsheng not swim?"
Bai Sheng was very guilty and guilty: "The dirty work was done by Lan Lan and Mr. Qiao, I didn't catch up."
"But you found the key clue, that painting is very important, otherwise everyone will not be able to escape." Fu Lanyu said, "According to your growth rate, you will soon be able to fight side by side with your brother."
"Hehe, you taught well."
Bai Xiao sighed: "Thanks for your hard work, Lanlan." He paused, and then said, "Are you hungry? I'll make a supper for you two."
Fu Lanyu calmly refused: "There is no need for supper. We have a good meal this time."
I choked on two mouthfuls of blood while swimming, and now I have to rinse my mouth.
When she entered the bathroom, she could still hear Bai Sheng outside, showing off to Bai Xiao in detail about the food problem.
"Brother, let me tell you that this time the background is a medieval castle. We eat steak, lamb chops and roast suckling pig every day, and drink
Red wine and milk, as well as a variety of snacks and fruits-if it weren't because the game progress is too dangerous, I would like to stay there for two more days to eat back. "
Bai Xiao: "Do you think this is a buffet?"
My sister is really hopeless.
Fu Lanyu turned on the bathroom light and habitually glanced in the direction of the mirror.
Then she stared at the woman in the mirror who was messed up, with blood dripping from the ends of her hair, and with a poker face.
"……Hold."
Only this word can accurately sum up her mood at this time.
She took off her clothes repeatedly, walked over and turned on the shower head.
The clear and warm water, as it has been countless times, washed away the filth and filth brought about by the game world, and calmed the stagnation and heaviness of the heart.
She returned to reality.
It is time to enjoy this short tranquility.
Last night, Fu Lanyu and Bai Sheng went back to the house after taking a shower. They slept until noon the next day as soon as they slept. After getting up, they found that the virtuous Mr. Bai Xiao was wearing an apron and was cooking in the kitchen.
"Brother, what kind of food?" Bai Sheng poke out a curious head from the door, "Cut so many things, there are fish, shrimp and meat, can we eat it?"
"I called Mr. Qiao and asked him to come over for a meal at noon." Bai Xiao said, "I can help you clear the customs for free. I can't say nothing."
Bai Sheng laughed in a low voice: "Actually, it's not unpaid, it's just that Mr. Qiao is not interested in remuneration."
"I know, Mr. Qiao is interested in Lan Lan." Bai Xiao groaned for a while, then turned to ask her, "How did Mr. Qiao get along with Lan Lan during this crossing?"
"Hey, don't you understand the temper of Lanlan? You don't smile all the time. Of course, you can't laugh at Mr. Joe." Bai Sheng said this, and finally added, "But I think she and Joe The husband is very tacit, and his attitude towards Mr. Qiao is somewhat different than that of others."
Bai Xiao thoughtfully: "If Lan Lan this little iron tree can bloom because of Mr. Qiao, it should be a good thing."
"Isn't it? For girls like our Lanlan, there is only Mr. Qiao who wants to look good, and a man with ability and ability is worthy-of course, brother, if you also like Lanlan, I will definitely give priority. Stand on your side."
"...No needn't, I and Lan Lan have no idea about each other, don't give me some mandarin ducks."
"Oh, indeed, your temperament can't attract Lan Lan, you two are not suitable."
The siblings were gossiping, suddenly listening to their back feet
With the sound of footsteps, the protagonist of the topic, Tie Shu Fu Lanyu, approached the scene.
Fu Lanyu stood there, squinting the two of them.
"What are you whispering?"
Bai Sheng and Bai Xiao looked at each other quickly, and Bai Sheng smiled with a guilty conscience: "I didn't say anything, just said that my brother wants to call Mr. Qiao over for dinner later, I wonder what you think?"
Fu Lanyu yawned and turned around lazily: "What does it have to do with me? Just call it if you want. Anyway, your brother doesn't care about making more dishes."
"...That's true."
Obviously, Fu Lanyu was not too awake, so he turned back to the living room without saying a few words, ready to pour a glass of water.
Unexpectedly, just halfway through the pouring of a glass of water, suddenly the doorbell rang and a visitor came.
She put down the water glass and went to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, there was a tall and **** glamorous elder sister with willow brows and apricot eyes, a red windbreaker with high-heeled boots, and a high-end small suitcase.
"...Excuse me, are you?"
Sister Yu was also taken aback when she saw Fu Lanyu, then went back and looked at the house number, as if she thought she had gone the wrong door.
"Is this Bai Xiao's home?"
Fu Lanyu knew something in his heart, and immediately shouted toward the kitchen.
"Bai Xiao, someone is looking for it!"
"Who? Mr. Joe came so soon?" Bai Xiao was using his apron to wipe the water on his hands, and walked out leisurely, "Mr. Joe, please come in, you... eh?"
He looked at Sister Meiyu outside the door with a strange expression and fell into silence.
silence.
Silence is Cambridge this morning.
The scene was embarrassing for a while, until Bai Sheng also followed out of the kitchen, and he was instantly surprised when he saw the other party.
"Brother, who is this beauty? I'm looking for you?"
Fu Lanyu nodded, instead of answering: "Yes, I came to your brother."
Sister Mei Yu also took some time to digest the amount of information in front of her. She seemed a little unbelievable.
"Bai Xiao, so you live with two girls? What a blessing."
Bai Xiao: "..."
In terms of gossip, Bai Sheng's sense of smell has always been keen. For fear of affecting her brother's peach blossom, she quickly waved to clarify.
"No, no, don't get me wrong, I'm his sister, my sister, the kind of sister born to parents who can't kiss anymore!"
Fu Lanyu calmly said: "I am also his sister, a god-sister, and I only share the rent with him for dinner, but the kind of sister who doesn't think much of him."
Bai Xiao: "..."
He could see that these two girls wanted to work together to kill themselves.
Bai Sheng deliberately bumped Bai Xiao with his elbow: "Don't be stunned, brother.
, You can give us an introduction. "
Bai Xiao was helpless, he turned sideways and made a "please" gesture towards Sister Mei Yu, motioning for the other person to enter the house.
"This is Bai Sheng, this is Fu Lanyu. The three of us have been renting together for many years-this is Ji Ling, I met in the last Golden Game, and she saved me."
"Wow." Bai Sheng shook hands with Ji Ling quickly, sincerely, "Thank you, thank you, dare to ask Miss Ji how old is her age, what is her level?"
Ji Ling realized that the two girls in front of him were all system players just like him.
I have to admit that this sense of intimacy and belonging suddenly came up.
"I'm twenty-eight years old, two months younger than your brother, and third-tier gold."
Bai Sheng nodded again and again: "It's okay for two months, how about you think about being my brother's righteous sister, the kind of righteous sister who can pass through and communicate with each other and live and die together?"
Bai Xiao was speechless, he pulled her away with the collar.
"What's your tone of promoting health care products?" He finished speaking, then turned to Ji Ling with a sigh, "You came to my house specially, what business is you looking for?"
Ji Ling shrugged and smiled brightly: "No matter how you say it, it's an ally in trouble, can't I find you if I have nothing to do? Don't forget, you personally told me the address."
"...I told you the address because you said you want to send me something very important."
"I don't say that, can I tell the truth from your mouth?" Ji Ling answered naturally, and she pointed at herself with a backhand, "Hey, and I sent myself over, I am also very important."
"..."
Bai Sheng and Fu Lanyu secretly exchanged glances and gave each other thumbs up sincerely.
This elder sister, really is also the master of people's beautiful words.
So in the following time, Bai Sheng and Fu Lanyu partnered to rush Bai Xiao to the kitchen to continue cooking, and then made Ji Ling a cup of coffee, and accompany each other on the sofa to chat.
The two learned from the chat that the golden game that Bai Xiao traveled through was set in an abandoned song and dance hall in the Republic of China. There were only eight players. It seemed that there were few competitors. In fact, the game set up was extremely tricky, stepping on the thunder almost step by step. Only he and Ji Ling survived-or Ji Ling pulled him at the critical moment.
Ji Ling has a talent for telling stories, and the narration is full of immersive realism, thrilling and thrilling, making Bai Sheng sweat.
"Sister Ling, you are my brother's savior, such a great kindness, he has to agree with him!"
Fu Lanyu glanced at Bai Sheng lightly, and she found that this silly girl really likes to show off others.
May.
But depending on the meaning, Ji Ling also has this idea.
"Miss Ji, let me ask more, what's in your suitcase is..."
"It's my simple luggage, changing underwear, cosmetics and skin care products, and a laptop." Ji Ling said with a smile, "I booked a flight this morning from City A. These are all my belongings, and the rest. Things can be bought slowly-I am going to live in City C for a long time."
"...For Bai Xiao?"
Ji Ling smiled deeper and admitted readily: "Yes, it's true that Bai Xiao is my favorite type from appearance to personality. I fell in love with him at first sight. If possible, I want to stay in City C and look for opportunities. Have a relationship with him."
Fu Lanyu calmly raised his eyebrows: "It's a good answer, I support it."
"Do you think so too?" Ji Ling patted her shoulder, "After all, people like us will die tragically during the journey someday. If there is no time to talk about a decent relationship, how wronged it would be. is not it?"
"Right."
Bai Sheng's face was immediately serious: "Listening to what you said, I feel I have to hurry up too. Why don't I go to the dating site to register for an account?"
"You should watch a few more horror movies first. It is more important to keep exercising." Fu Lanyu said, "Besides, if you want to fall in love, you have to find a system player to talk about it. Otherwise, talk about a normal person who doesn't understand the inside story. What do you plan to do? Explain to him that I will disappear for several days after a few days?"
"..."
Bai Sheng sighed in annoyance, feeling deeply that the road ahead was difficult.
Fu Lanyu looked at Ji Ling again, and offered warmly.
"Our duplex has an empty bedroom on the second floor. You can stay and live in it. You can share the rent with us near the water terrace."
Ji Ling's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"Of course, if you don't believe me, ask Shengsheng."
Bai Sheng immediately agreed: "That's right! I often clean the bedroom on the second floor. It is very clean. You can just check in with your bag!"
Ji Ling held the hands of the two on the left and the right, and said sincerely: "Great, Xiaobai, Xiaolan, thank you very much, from now on we will be half sisters!"
"Okay Sister Ling! We will be a trio of'pro-sisters, god-sisters and righteous sisters' from now on. I will definitely help you win my brother. After all, he is twenty-eight, and he should fall in love!"
Fu Lanyu: "Well, I agree."
...
Bai Xiao didn't know that the two female comrades who rented with him had already formed an alliance with other women in private, ready to sell themselves.
He worked so hard to cook a large table of good dishes, and then came out
The kitchen was told: the beautiful Miss Ji Ling is about to become the fourth tenant here.
"Will the three of you be too sloppy? You don't need to ask my opinion to make this kind of decision?"
Bai Sheng pretended to be surprised: "Why, brother, sister Ling flew over from City A and rushed to you. Are you planning to shut them out? Is this the attitude you should have towards lifesavers?"
"..."
"C City is prosperous and the house prices are expensive. It is not easy to find a house that suits your heart." Ji Ling said softly, "I know, it's troublesome for you, but everyone is a system player. There is also a reference-I am good at cooking, and I can help you in the future, how good."
Her tone was very sincere, she was so sincere that she couldn't be sincere anymore, but Bai Xiao just heard the taste of conspiracy.
He has a good temper and can't say anything to refuse. What's more, although he and her have not known each other for a long time, they can be regarded as having a revolutionary friendship that has experienced the dangers together.
Forget it, it's just a co-renting, it's not a big deal, it's nothing more than a pair of chopsticks in the future.
He was silent for a long time, and finally managed to convince himself.
"...Go to the table, let's eat first." He reluctantly signaled Ji Ling to take a seat, and then said to Fu Lanyu, "Mr. Qiao hasn't come yet, why don't you call to ask?"
"Row."
Unexpectedly, Fu Lanyu just picked up the phone, and before he dialed the number, the doorbell rang.
Bai Xiao walked over to open the door and greeted politely: "Mr. Joe, please come in."
Qiao Yunzheng entered the house, bent over to change shoes, and spoke with a smile.
"Sorry, I have something to deal with temporarily, I am a little late."
"It doesn't matter, the dishes have just been prepared, and the time is just right."
"It's really troublesome for Mr. Bai."
"It should be."
Qiao Yunzheng changed his shoes, took off his coat and hung it on the hanger. The white shirt embroidered by Jinmei made him gentle and elegant.
He arranged his watch with one hand and turned around leisurely.
The next second, Ji Ling, who was sitting at the table, saw his face clearly.
She was stunned for a moment, as if she suddenly remembered something and lost her face in shock.
"……It's you?"
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