Do Not Laugh! This is a Horror Movie

Bai Xiao’s birthday was at the beginning of July. At this time period, all the people who should be traversed came back. With the idea of ​​giving him his 30th birthday (?), several friends planned and decided to go to the newly developed private school together. Take a vacation on the island.

The small island is called Tianshui Island. It is still under construction and has not yet been opened for tourism. However, because the owner and Jinghe’s father Jingshan are old acquaintances, they are allowed to live for three days and three nights to try the new one, and the price is also discounted. .

Everyone is not too short of money, the AA system is easy and happy.

So the three couples, plus one Jinghe who loves to join in the fun, set off from the C City Pier in the early morning by boat, sailed for more than two hours, and successfully landed on the island.

Tianshui Island is surrounded by the sea, with fine white sands and beautiful scenery. There are more than ten retro-style villas on the island to choose from, equipped with indoor swimming pools, billiards, private theaters and other entertainment facilities.

In addition, there are karts and speedboats, as well as real-life CS equipment, and a full set of BBQ utensils and various ingredients.

Bai Sheng was wearing a strangely big straw hat, covering his entire face, and drove a kart with Gu Mochi all morning, circling the island for almost ten weeks.

Bai Xiao and Ji Ling swam for a while, but later found it boring. They both went to the beach to set up a parasol, each with a glass of iced coconut milk, and said they wanted to enjoy a quiet afternoon.

As for Jing He... Jing He has been pouring BBQ stuff and frantically preparing ingredients in the kitchen, saying that he will have an outdoor barbecue in the evening.

As Jing He’s brothers and sisters, Qiao Yunzheng and Fu Lanyu certainly can’t stand idly by. During the period, Qiao Yunzheng went to help and beat them, while Fu Lanyu ate a lot of the ingredients that Jinghe had cut, which made Jinghe ask for it. She went to cut again.

What can we do? Can only be spoiled.

While Jing He was going to the freezer to get steak and pork belly, Qiao Yunzheng cut onions and chatted with Fu Lanyu leisurely.

"Sister Lan, I thought before that if I were a normal person without a system and could meet you in reality, the process of our relationship might be smoother."

Fu Lanyu's tone is very meaningful: "It's not a bumpy thing now, and..."

"And what?"

She laughed inexplicably: "Moreover, if we meet in reality, I might not like your type."

Qiao Yunzheng didn't expect her to respond like this, and he paused for a moment: "...What type did you like back then?"

"If you don't like it, there is a vague standard, such as Bai Xiao, who has a good temper and can cook."

Mainly know how to cook.

He sighed: "I have a good temper. Although I'm not good at cooking, I can learn later."

"Well, it's really touching."

"Then tell me, what was your first impression of me?"

She thought about this question for a while and gave a relatively pertinent answer.

"It feels like you are a true, passionate prodigal who can play with girls."

"..."

When Qiao Yunzheng was speechless, it was the last time he felt it was incredible.

"What is this strange illusion?"

"Usually, your face will give people an illusion."

At this moment, Bai Sheng, who was tired from the go-kart, came in, looking for a glass of water.

"Lan, my brother said there is his newly made ice milk tea in the refrigerator? Where is it?"

Qiao Yunzheng winked at Fu Lanyu and asked her to prove it to herself on the spot.

Fu Lanyu agreed. She opened the refrigerator door, found a cup of iced milk tea and handed it to Bai Sheng, and asked.

"Shengsheng, ask you something."

Bai Sheng happily sucked the milk tea, and nodded when he heard the words: "You ask."

"What kind of temperament do you think the passionate prodigal son is?"

Although a little puzzled, Bai Sheng still followed his heart and gave the first reaction.

She pointed to Qiao Yunzheng calmly: "Isn't that Mr. Qiao's temperament?"

Qiao Yunzheng: "..."

Bai Sheng leaned forward curiously, quite surprised.

"Mr. Joe, why are your eye circles red? What sadness do you think of?"

Qiao Yunzheng was silent, and calmly raised his knife for a long while and signaled: "I'm cutting onions, it's so hot."

"……Oh."

Bai Sheng held the milk tea, turned his head after three steps, and left the kitchen suspiciously.

Fu Lanyu wiped Qiao Yunzheng's eyes with his sleeves, and the corners of his lips were slightly pursed: "If it wasn't because you were cutting onions, I thought I made you cry."

Qiao Yunzheng smiled helplessly: "So in your heart, the amorous prodigal son is still a fragile image that can be made to cry at any time?"

She thought for a while, and said calmly: "I don't think so. You are the only one who makes others cry."

"As for your misunderstanding, I have to clarify. I have never played with a girl's sincerity. My sincerity has been given to you long ago-even if you don't want it, it belongs to you."

Fu Lanyu looked up with a smile, "I know, so I haven't finished speaking yet."

"what?"

She stared at him intently, slowed down her speech, and said every word clearly.

"Actually, after meeting you, I realized that there is no standard for true liking."

"I like what you look like."

As night falls, the waves beat the scenes, like water and moonlight, as if the whole island is caged with a layer of veil.

The smoke was curling up on the beach, and Jing He was wearing a hat and apron, just as if he was holding a tongs while grilling meat.

It has been baking for a long time, and the one thing he said the most is: Sister Lan, you come and taste it!

In this regard, Fu Lanyu was naturally very happy.

With a chicken wing in his mouth, Bai Sheng looked for twice, and shouted vaguely: "Mochi! Where is my black pepper sauce?"

"That's it, little ancestor."

Gu Mochi came over with the black pepper sauce, rubbed her hair, and then kissed her again without any suspense.

Ji Ling placed a row of glasses on the table, all filled with cold beer, and asked everyone to come over and get them.

"Everyone, today is Bai Xiao's thirtieth birthday. Let's listen to his passionate speech."

Bai Xiao: "...I don't think there is any great joy at the age of thirty, let alone passion."

"Then you have to say a few words symbolically, how can there be a birthday star who just eats without opening his mouth."

Seeing everyone raising their glasses and waiting for himself to speak seriously, Bai Xiao looked down for a moment and couldn't help laughing.

He said: "When I first entered the game, I didn't even dare to think that I could live safely to 30 years old, and I still have so many friends in the same industry."

"These years have been very difficult, but everyone supported each other and stumbled to this day. There is nothing else in my birthday wish. I just want everyone in this room to pass the Platinum IV in the future and be free."

"Anyway, thank you."

Fu Lanyu whispered: "We also want to thank you."

Thank him for taking care of him regardless of relatives and estrangements, and for his care and tolerance in the minutiae.

He is Bai Sheng's brother and everyone's brother.

The rim of the cup struck each other, and the seven each drank their heads up.

A thousand words of heartfelt wishes are in this glass of wine.

The night is getting darker, and the sea breeze is getting cooler.

Fu Lanyu chose a room with a good view on the third floor of the villa. Sitting on the swing on the balcony, he could see the sea sparkling under the moonlight from a distance.

She took a glass of freshly squeezed grape juice, half leaned on the swing and shook her. While gradually feeling sleepy, she heard the sound of footsteps coming from behind.

She squinted her eyes and turned to look.

Qiao Yunzheng had just finished taking a shower, and the waistband of the bathrobe hadn't been fully fastened. He walked towards her, dripping from the tips of his hair, dripping through the collarbone, flowing through the chest muscles, and finally disappeared in the half-covered abdominal muscles. .

In all fairness, she seldom observes his figure carefully, and suddenly realizes that he is really **** and charming when he is out of the bath.

There is really nothing imperfect about this man.

She coughed and turned away consciously.

"What's the matter?" Qiao Yunzheng sat on the swing side by side with her, slender fingers passed through her long hair, and kneaded affectionately, "I'm yours, just look at it, there's nothing to be embarrassed about."

"..." Fu Lanyu slapped his hand away, "Could you stop screaming?"

"Okay, I won't say anything, come here." Qiao Yunzheng leaned back, with a pair of tender and affectionate peach eyes, staring at her with a smile, "Sister Lan, such a good place, such a good night, I will wash Sitting here after the shower, do you really have no idea about me?"

Fu Lanyu curled his lips and asked, "Which way of thinking do you mean?"

"What do you think?"

She raised her eyebrows slightly: "That depends on your charm enough."

"The charm is enough, you have to try it yourself before you know."

He put his hands on the swing frame, slowly leaned in close to her, just a little bit...

At this time, the unlocked door was pushed open.

Ji Ling appeared glamorously in silk pajamas.

"Two, do you eat yogurt and fruit? Bai Xiao just made it."

Qiao Yunzheng straightened up, turned his head with a smile, and politely declined.

"No, thank you."

Ji Ling was a sensible person, and immediately flew to Fu Lanyu with a wink, and swayed away.

Next, of course, we must continue what we did not finish just now.

Qiao Yunzheng tidyed up the mess of hair on Fu Lanyu's temple, he lowered his head again and kissed her in a gesture of force.

It turns out that I haven't had time to kiss...

The door opened again.

Both Bai Sheng and Gu Mochi poked their heads through the door.

"Mr. Joe, Lan Lan!" Bai Sheng said happily, "Go downstairs to play cards?"

Fortunately, Gu Mochi was smart enough to understand the situation as soon as he saw the situation. He immediately covered Bai Sheng's mouth and forcibly dragged him away from the scene.

"Hey, let's play cards by ourselves, don't delay Mr. Joe's business affairs."

"But they..."

"Observe, you don't want to be assassinated by Mr. Joe in the middle of the night, do you?"

"?"

So the world was quiet again.

However, there will always be a gap between reality and vision.

Just as Qiao Yunzheng took Fu Lanyu's waist and wanted to kiss her for the third time...

Jing He stormed open the door.

"Brother Yunlan, are you asleep? Shall we..."

Qiao Yunzheng suddenly raised his head: "Get out!"

"...Okay brother!"

In an instant, Jing He smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran away. He didn't even dare to turn his head back. Not long after, he heard the sound of falling downstairs, and he didn't know what he was hitting.

After this, no one interrupted for a long time.

The breeze on the balcony blew Fu Lanyu's loose long hair, she put down the cup in her hand, and suddenly heard Qiao Yunzheng sigh.

She chuckled, leaned forward, put her arms around his neck, and kissed his lips actively.

There was a mint scent on her body, a smell he couldn't be more familiar with.

Qiao Yunzheng's eyes were dark, he hugged her into his arms and responded gently.

In the distance is the turbulent sea, the endless starry sky above, and the love in my heart in front of me.

This kiss is long and lingering, a testament to countless times we have shared weal and woe, and an unspoken but engraved promise.

The person I love, I would like to give this heart to you, and hope you cherish it.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to the book’s 300,000, Brother Yun and Sister Lan finally have a kiss scene (...)

And from the next chapter, there will be a two-year span, and the age of the protagonist will be seen below.

Jing He (23)