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After dinner, Yun Mo led Yang Zishan to the cinema.

What they watched was the latest Hong Kong film "Anti-Drug". [Mirror warmly recommends it, it's quite good!]

During the process, Yang Zishan shed many tears, so much so that Yun Mo ridiculed her, "A woman's tears are worthless!"

As he spoke, he took her head off and put it on his shoulder domineeringly, but he heard Yang Zishan use a very small voice, put it next to his ear, and said coquettishly, "Yunmo, I... It seems

Here comes the one..."

"Which one?"

Yun Mo blinked in confusion and asked her.

In the dim light, Yang Zishan could be seen with a red face, looking at her with a look of embarrassment.

Yun Mo slapped his forehead and suddenly realized.

It turns out it’s menstruation!

"What are you doing? You know that this young master plans to swallow you tonight, so you deliberately give me such a blow, right? Actually, it doesn't matter, it will be the same later!"

Yun Mo leaned close to her ear and smiled lustfully.

"Go to hell!!"

Yang Zishan clenched her fist and wanted to hit him.

Yun Mo curled up the corner of his mouth and smiled even more crazily, "Okay, I'll go then!"

He said and stood up to leave.

Yang Zishan quickly grabbed him, "Where are you going? Are you going to die?"

"You have a pretty good idea!!"

Yun Mo reached out and ruffled the hair on her head maliciously, then tidied it up for her little by little, "Go to the bathroom and wait for me."

Well……

Now Yang Zishan understood.

He was going to buy sanitary napkins for himself.

"Thanks."

“My boyfriend bought these for his girlfriend, it’s just a piece of cake!”

Yun Mo waved his hands in a smart manner and left the movie screening room.

Yang Zishan obediently went to the bathroom door to wait for him.

Yun Mo stood in the supermarket, facing the shelves full of sanitary napkins, and felt at a loss for a moment.

To be honest, although he has many girlfriends, he has never bought them such things, because usually they will not go out on dates when they are menstruating.

"Sir, do you want to buy sanitary napkins?"

The shopping guide seemed to notice Yun Mo's difficulties and quickly stepped forward to ask him kindly.

"Ah, yes!"

Yun Mo nodded, looking a little awkward, "Can you tell me which one is more suitable for young girls?"

"How old is the little girl?" the shopping guide asked seriously.

"Eighteen, just turned eighteen."

Tsk tsk...

So tender!

Yun Mo despised it in his heart.

Haven't I always liked charming people? Like an eighteen-year-old girl in her prime, who doesn't understand romance at all, and even less understands romantic people. Why did he suddenly become interested in it? Could it be that he was tired of it and thought?

A change of taste?

"This is the one! It's from the girls' series, made of cotton, and it's very easy to use."

"Oh, okay! Thank you."

Yun Mo recovered his thoughts, took the sanitary napkins from the shopping guide's hand, took a few more packs, and then went to the cashier to pay.

Yun Mo felt comfortable holding the sanitary napkin in his hand. As he walked, he carefully checked the shelf life on the outer packaging, and read all the instructions and functions attentively, and then he felt relieved.

"Wow, this man is so handsome!!"

There were discussions from the young shopping guide ladies nearby.

"No! He looks like a new good man at first glance. It's the first time I've seen someone who buys sanitary napkins with his girlfriend so carefully. He doesn't just grab two packs and rush to get things done! Look at him, he even reads the instructions.

You have to be so serious!!”

"That's right! It's so enviable..."

"He's so handsome, has such a good figure, and even dresses so tastefully! God, his girlfriend must be so lucky because she saved the entire universe, right?"

Yun Mo pretended not to hear the surrounding comments and put the sanitary napkins on the cashier counter, "That's it! Oh, by the way, are there any baby warmers or something like that? A hot water bottle will do."

"I'm sorry, sir, those hot-selling items have been sold out, and they won't be available until tomorrow."

Look, look, what a caring boyfriend!

The lady at the cashier sighed inwardly as she swiped the barcode.

Yun Mo frowned slightly, but without thinking too much, he took a box of condoms from the shelf next to the cash register and handed it to the cashier lady, "Together."

"Ah, oh, good..."

The cashier lady is embarrassing.

Men, sure enough, no matter when or what you come to buy, you will never forget to pick up a box of condoms!

Yunmo returned to the cinema carrying sanitary napkins and condoms.

Yang Zishan was already waiting there obediently. Her usually rosy face was slightly pale at the moment, her beautiful eyebrows were knitted together, and she seemed to be extremely unwell.

Yun Mo hurriedly took out a sanitary napkin and gave it to her, "Stomach hurt?"

"A little bit."

Yang Zishan nodded, shyly took the tampon from his hand, thanked her with a blushing face, and then quickly walked into the bathroom.

Yun Mo looked around and couldn't find a place with hot water. He pulled a staff member over and asked, "Excuse me, where is the hot water here?"

"Inside, turn left, there is a drinking fountain."

"OK, thanks."

Yun Mo turned around and went to the water dispenser.

When Yang Yishuan came out, he suddenly had a transparent hot water bottle in his hand.

The shape of the bag is a bit weird, round and wrapped in a white transparent plastic bag.

Yang Zishan blinked, glanced at the novel hot water bottle in his hand, and then looked at Yun Mo suspiciously, feeling moved in his heart, "What is this?"

“Homemade hot water bottle!”

Yun Mo answered her with a very proud tone.

"Homemade hot water bottle?"

Yang Zishan was surprised.

She raised the 'hot water bottle' in her hand and looked at it carefully, "What did you use to make it? Won't it break? What if it breaks? It won't make me wet, right?"

Cough cough cough!!

This is a pretty... obscene question to ask!

"Don't worry, it can't be broken!"

These are condoms imported from Europe. If they were breakable, there would be countless fatherless children in the world!

"Okay, don't judge it, just use it! Put it on your abdomen, your stomach won't hurt so much."

As she looked at his homemade hot water bottle seriously, Yun Mo couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

Yang Zishan listened to his words, placed the 'hot water bottle' on his abdomen, glanced at Yun Mo beside him, and said sincerely, "Although this hot water bottle looks weird, but... thank you very much!"

Yun Mo's eyebrows flew up, he put his arm around her slender shoulders, and said proudly, "How about it, do you know how happy it is to be my young master's girlfriend?"

Tsk tsk, give him some color and start the dyeing workshop.

"Let's go home."

Yun Mo pulled her to leave the cinema.

"No! I still want to read it, but I haven't finished it yet!"

Yang Zishan was not happy, she had only watched less than half of the movie! This would make her stop watching, wouldn't it be like a stick in her throat? She would definitely die of pain tonight.

"Don't you have a stomachache?" Yun Mo glanced at her worriedly.

"Just be patient."

Yang Yashuan refuses to obey.

"That's not okay." Yun Mo frowned, "Don't make fun of your body."

He was a rare serious person.

Finally, he took off his long windbreaker and wrapped it around Yang Zishan, "If you really want to see it, I'll just come with you next time. No more today. Go home and go to bed early. I have to go to work tomorrow!"

Yang Zishan curled his lips, a little unhappy, "Macho chauvinism! You control too much."

Yun Mo was amused. He pinched her nose and said, "Don't be born into blessings and don't know how to be blessed. I don't care so much about any woman!"

"You only care about your girlfriend, right? But aren't we... just acting?"

"I only care about the girlfriend I bet with!"

What Yun Mo said was the truth.

On weekdays, he really doesn't have time to care about others, even if it is his current girlfriend, he is too lazy to care about it.

But this girl is different!

Seeing her frowning and looking in pain, he felt particularly unhappy and couldn't help but meddle in this nosy matter. It was probably because she was too young.

"Anyway, I don't care, I have to finish the movie, otherwise I really won't be able to sleep tonight!"

Who wants this movie to be so good?

Yun Mo Huan looked at her, looking at the pouting look on her little mouth, and narrowed his eyes.

Normally, he hates girls who act mean in front of him, but...damn it, he actually thinks this girl in front of him is so cute even when she acts mean!

That pouty little cherry mouth really gave him an impulse...

That is, kiss!!

"Cough cough cough——"

He coughed a few times and forced himself to look away.

Thinking of the agreement between them, he suppressed the impulse in his heart.

"If you really want to watch it, go to my house to watch it! I have a small theater at home, and all the movies are synchronized with the theater! You are cold here and your stomach hurts. Let's go to my house! I will give it to you

Make a cup of hot milk and let you lie down and watch!"

Yun Mo said, pulling Yang Zishan out.

Yang Zishan blinked. To be honest, she was really tempted by what he said, but...

She quickly grabbed his hand, leaned back, and looked at him defensively, "Yun Mo, I won't go, I won't go! My mother said you can't just go to other men's houses late at night."

She was really a little anxious.

Yun Mo turned back, frowned, and growled at her angrily, "Am I another man? Is it casual to go to my house?"

Yang Zishan has always been a good child. When she saw Yun Mo getting angry, she cautiously murmured, "I'm really not afraid if it's someone else. It's you..."

Yun Mo was so angry at these words that he blew his beard and stared, "I've never seen such a dishonest woman like you!!"

He poked Yang Zishan's forehead with his fingertips, causing her head to tilt back and forth...

"If you don't want to go, you have to go today! I have to prove my innocence in front of you!! I don't even look down on a little brat like you who doesn't have all the hair! Besides, next time

It's still bleeding, who has the sexual interest to do that to you? Ah?"

Yang Zishan's face flushed red, and she hit him angrily, "Please keep your voice down, for fear that others won't know. You are shameless and I want to be shameless!!"

Sure enough, countless pairs of curious eyes around them were looking towards them.

Yang Zishan wished she could find a hole in the ground to bury herself, and hurriedly retracted her little head into Yun Mo's windbreaker, muttering a spell silently, "Can't see me, can't see me..."

Yun Mo was immediately amused by her cute idiot look.

Yang Zishan discovered that all the way out of the cinema, everyone's eyes were focused on her homemade hot water bottle. Everyone looked at the hot water bottle in her hand with different expressions, but most of them looked at it with a funny look.

Hold them.

Yang Zishan was really puzzled.

She raised her head and blinked suspiciously, and asked Yunmo with a simple face, "Why are everyone staring at the hot water bottle in my hand?"

This is too strange!

Yun Mo raised the corners of his mouth and smiled evilly.

He found that sometimes it was quite fun to talk to little girls who didn't understand anything.

He put his arm around her shoulders and replied to her without blushing, "No one has ever seen such a high-end hot water bottle. It's normal and novel!"

"is that so?"

Yang Zishan looked at him suspiciously, then turned to look at the hot water bottle in his hand carefully.

The material is transparent, yellowish in color, and there is a slightly protruding sink on the top, and the tail is wrapped with a rubber band.

"What on earth is this made of? A balloon?"

She really couldn't figure it out. She had never seen this thing before. "Why is it packed in a plastic bag?"

Like a curious baby, she put the 'hot water bottle' in front of her eyes and looked at it again and again. People around her couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Yun Mo coughed dryly, with an embarrassed look on his face, and quickly pressed the homemade hot water bottle from her eyes, "Okay, don't look at it! Put it in your clothes."

I’m afraid that others won’t be able to tell what this thing is made of!

"You haven't told me why it has to be packed in plastic bags!" Yang Zishan insisted.

"It's sticky inside. If you don't put it in a plastic bag, it won't get on your hands!" He hurriedly explained to her and hid the hot water bottle in her clothes.

"That's it." Yang Zishan frowned.

What on earth is this? She really hasn’t seen it before!

She wanted to ask again, but when she looked up, she saw Yun Mo's slightly embarrassed face. Rarely, his cheeks were stained with a thin layer of crimson. This made Yang Zishan feel like he had discovered a new world. His opponent

I became more curious about what was inside.

"Yunmo, you're blushing! Why? What is this thing in my hand?!"

Yang Zishan frowned.

The sound was so loud that everyone around them looked towards them again.

Yun Mo didn't even care about the agreement between them. He took her hand and walked quickly to the parking lot, "This thing is a condom. If you speak louder, you will lose your face!"

"What?"

Yang Zishan's expression changed when she heard this, and the 'hot water bottle' in her hand seemed to be a bomb. She was so frightened that she threw it into Yun Mo's arms, her childish little face turned red with shame, "Yun Mo, you damn bt!!

"

OMG!!!

She was actually walking down the street holding a condom filled with water just now? And it made pedestrians keep watching? And she was actually like an idiot, constantly studying and studying!

!

Oh my god!! Let her die!

It’s totally embarrassing!!

When the innocent Yang Zishan thought that what she was holding in her hand was a condom, she felt that her moral integrity fell to the ground. Obviously, this was beyond what she could bear. She glared at Yun Mo opposite her,

His eyes were red, "Why are you so shameless!!"

Yes! An indifferent little girl will always feel aggrieved when faced with such an overly erotic thing. Once she feels aggrieved, her nose will sore and her eyes will turn red.

And Yun Mo was obviously frightened by Yang Zishan's reaction.

He guessed that she would overreact, but he didn't expect that she would actually cry. This kind of reaction was definitely beyond his imagination as a twenty-five-year-old man!

In his opinion, this is just an ordinary thing, something that even adults don't care about, but...

God knows, the little girl standing opposite him is just a child! She has just grown up, and has never seriously held hands with a man, let alone kissed, or anything like that. On weekdays, she has only seen condoms outside.

When she saw the package, her cheeks turned red and she had to look away. What exactly did the condom look like? She had never seen it. How could she not be excited?

Yun Mo looked at Yang Zishan's appearance and felt at a loss for a moment.

It's not like he's never made a girl cry before, but this is really the first time he's cried over something like this.

But fortunately, Yang Zishan was not that kind of girl who was particularly pretentious and weak. She stopped crying after she shed two tears. She just pouted, glared at Yun Mo resentfully, opened the car door and got into his car.

Yun Mo's heart was hanging, and then he relaxed a little.

He hurriedly got into the driver's seat and heard Yang Zishan curse, "You men are all hooligans!!"

Yun Mo felt aggrieved and didn't rush to drive. He turned slightly and put his hands on the steering wheel, as if he was ready to reason with Yang Zishan, "Hey! Girl, you have to speak with your conscience? Why did I bully you?"

"You...you give condoms to people, and you tell me if you are a bt!! Isn't this called being a hooligan?"

Yang Zishan's beautiful lips pout even higher.

Just watching, Yun Mo's heart was beating like "bang bang bang". He really wanted to lean over and bite her mouth.

Yun Mo held his forehead and rubbed his eyebrows, "Don't raise your mouth so high, it's ugly!"

"..."

Yang Zishan's eyes became even redder, "Don't change the subject!"

"I won't change the subject."

Yun Mo forced himself to look away from her small mouth and look into her watery eyes.

Deadly!

Didn't he always hate girls who could cry? How could he look at her with tears in her eyes and still find her so beautiful and pitiable?

Yun Mo took a breath, slightly adjusted his possessed mentality, and then said to her seriously, "If I don't see your stomach hurting, can I think of such a blatant way for you?"

"Look! You even admitted it yourself!" Yang Zishan spread his hands.

"I'm following your words!" Yun Mo glared at her, "I think my idea is very constructive! I went to the supermarket to buy a hot water bottle for you, but who knew I was so unlucky that the hot water bottle broke?

It’s in stock. I happened to see condoms next to it, so I grabbed a box for you.”

As he said this, he angrily took out the remaining box of condoms from his pocket and threw them in the car angrily, "If I had known you were so ignorant, I should have hurt you to death! Save me so much trouble!"

"[Try to update another chapter in the early hours of the night]

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