Doctor: It's reasonable to perform surgery on yourself.

"Fuck, who did you say got into my ass? I'm an anorectal doctor! Anorectal department! The patron saint of chrysanthemums!"

"Okay, okay, flower protector, hurry up and tell me!"

Wang Fan:...

Can you respect me? I'm still complaining bitterly.

Why did the topic come to Ultraman?

Just as he was about to continue typing, Wang Fan also saw this topic and stopped his fingers immediately.

Yes, why do Seven and Leo appear more frequently than Tiga?

Could it be that people who like Seven and Leo are more likely to be perverted?

However, Wang Fan didn't dare to speak out his guess.

After all, there are many people in the group who watch special effects movies, and he is afraid that he will be beaten to death.

"Why?" Wang Fan deleted the paragraph he had already typed and then asked.

The anorectal doctor gave a smirk and said, "Because Leo and Seven have horns on their heads."

"???"

"What the hell?!"

"This is..."

"The Ultraman Protection Association is furious!"

After scrolling through the screen for a few minutes, everyone in the Linhai group felt that they had learned useless new knowledge.

After a while, Wang Fan resumed his accusation.

"At that time, the enema bottle was too bulging and could not be taken out at all. I could only find a way to send the enema out of the bottle, squeeze it flat, and then try to clamp it with tweezers.

"As a result, the volcano erupted as soon as it was pulled out.

"Fortunately, I hid quickly and ran to the direction of the patient's head immediately.

"I stood by and watched the opposite wall slowly turn into an oil painting... The impact was so great that even the ceiling was not spared.

"I will never dare to dig feces again in my life. Let the anorectal and gastroenterological people do it!"

After saying this, the Linhai medical group was silent for a while.

Volcanic eruption...

What kind of genius can come up with such an adjective?

After a long silence, the person in the logistics department spoke with a look of despair.

"The No. 6 treatment room has been sealed and cannot be used for the time being."

"That smell will take at least a week to dissipate!"

"The cleaning lady has cried, and there is also on the ceiling. It can't be washed away with a high-pressure water gun. You have to put up a ladder and use a steel wool brush... I won't say anymore. I'm going to find a psychologist for the cleaning lady..."

"..."

"Sympathize with the logistics department."

"666, give the aunt a chicken leg."

"Is it really okay to say chicken legs in this situation?"

...

Beep.

After turning off the phone, Xu Qiu nodded with satisfaction.

It's worthy of being Wang Fan. There is no problem for him to deal with such patients.

However, it's a pity that he is too busy.

Otherwise, this kind of volcanic eruption scene is still very rare, and seeing it will also help him gain medical experience.

It can only be said that Wang Fan took advantage of this, and even Xu Qiu himself did not have this blessing.

After waiting for a while, in the afternoon, the news came that the old lady was discharged from the hospital.

After finding the enema, her "low-position intestinal obstruction" was cured immediately, and she lost more than ten pounds on the spot, which was more powerful than giving birth.

The old lady also became the first person to suffer from intestinal obstruction due to enema since the establishment of Linyi.

Wang Fan won the internal honor: witness of volcanic eruption.

Of course, no one wants this title.

After all, Wang Fan didn't eat much in the next three days and went directly to get glucose.

...

Another week passed, and the brain pulse device finally arrived at Linyi one after another.

The most important one is the pulse generator.

In addition, there are various parts, such as electrodes, depth limiters, electrode tunneling tools, self-locking test cables, alligator clip test cables, etc.

Many things have strict confidentiality measures and are in the list of innovative technologies that are protected by the official key protection.

After all, Meiguo and a number of countries are watching.

Since the world game, the brain pulse device has been surrounded by wolves.

If you are not careful, there may be a leak.

Therefore, there are special escorts during the transportation process.

The researchers in Yudi did not expect that one day the project they were handling would have an official escort...

The people in Tiantan Hospital and Linyi looked as if they were used to it.

One was from the first brain surgery center in Daxia, and the other had already experienced Linhai's small blood vessels and seven-star tablets, and was immune to such occasions.

"Don't worry."

"You have already boarded the Linyi ship, and you will see more in the future, and you can also show off in front of the people behind you."

"Calm down... Doctor Xu taught us that we must have a normal heart when encountering anything!"

The researchers from the three parties also arrived at Linyi at the same time with the equipment.

A few days later, a high-level meeting was held in the brain surgery conference room.

In addition to Xu Qiu and the staff in the project.

The mayor of Linhai City, the first secretary of Baiyun Province and others were also present.

Even Tiandu City and Yudi have arranged for official senior officials to come.

The potential of the brain pulse device is too great!

Although it is not as revolutionary as the industry changes brought about by non-invasive detection technology, surgery is the most feasible way to solve neurological diseases such as Parkinson's.

It is not to say that surgical treatment has not been tried before.

Yes, but the method is very extreme, which is radiofrequency ablation of deep brain nuclei.

This is a destructive operation.

Similar to it is the infamous prefrontal lobotomy.

This surgery was first used to treat mental illnesses such as depression by cutting off the connection between the prefrontal cortex and the thalamus, thereby making the patient lose the ability to perceive depression.

Later, it was widely used to treat "not very obedient children\

,"Internet-addicted teenagers, rebellious children, and even those whose personalities were not liked by their parents, or who simply did not want to go to bed on time...

These children who had no choice were eventually pushed onto the operating table, and an ice pick was inserted from the eye socket into the brain, crushing the prefrontal lobe, and no longer had the idea of ​​resistance and rebellion.

Of course, they also lost many functions and their own personalities, and completely became an obedient walking corpse.

It's like a living body with its brain removed. The only difference between him and a dead person is that he can still breathe.

Ironically, even for such an evil operation, the founder won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine that year.

It was not until many years later that the prefrontal lobotomy was finally banned.

Although the radiofrequency ablation of deep brain nuclei for neurological diseases such as Parkinson's is not as terrible as prefrontal lobe removal, it is still a destructive surgery in the final analysis.

Moreover, the effect is not good. The probability of recurrence of patients after ablation is very high, and the effect cannot last long.

If the development of the brain pulse device can be completed, it will become a good medicine for various elderly neurological diseases.

Especially in Daxia, where there are more and more elderly people, the significance of this technology is particularly important!

Once it is mastered and monopolized by foreign countries, Daxia will pay a huge amount of money for it!

The same is true in reverse!

If Daxia can take the lead and take the lead in bringing brain pulse devices to the clinic, then like non-invasive detection technology, Daxia will achieve a monopoly on various countries and make money while lying down!

After all, population aging is not a problem unique to Daxia, but a global trend.

Elderly diseases similar to Parkinson's will have a huge market in the future.

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