Don’t Be a Kept Man

After hearing the words, the emperor came up with the mystery of this character couplet, but he didn't know what his intention was. He looked confused and didn't say anything. Xie Suzhi thought for a long time, but he looked very interested.

Shen Miaoping went on to tell the story: "The original intention of the relative’s Shanglian was what His Majesty said, "It will keep guests on rainy days, and I will not stay in the sky." The scholar saw the meaning, and used the original words to oppose a lower couplet. On rainy days, stay for days, will you leave me? stay'. "

The others reacted immediately, and couldn't help but laugh, and found it interesting. The emperor also laughed slightly: "Very wonderful."

Shen Miaoping said: "A sentence will have different meanings if it has a different pause and a different tone. There are actually several pronunciations of this character couplet, such as'It's raining, stay for a guest, keep me?','Next Rainy days, stay for a guest day. Stay? I won’t stay!’, the subtlety, all depends on everyone’s understanding. If you teach with different teachers, you will naturally teach students of different levels."

When the emperor heard this, he was a little in favor of the "second" theory, and he read the few words he had said carefully, and he couldn't help but exhale a long sigh of breath from his chest, and said with emotion, "I also I hope that the world’s heroes can be used to the fullest, but there are many families with deep roots, how can it be so shocking, I understand what you mean..."

Shen Miaoping lowered his eyelids slightly. He said that so much was just to tell the emperor that the children of aristocratic families had too many advantages, both in terms of faculty and personal connections, they were far superior to those of the poor. Success is a very normal situation. If the problem is to be solved fundamentally, the emperor can only work hard to narrow the gap between rich and poor, so that everyone in the world has books to read...

However, this possibility is extremely small, and it may not be possible to complete it with the strength of several generations.

The inside of the hall was so quiet that the tip of the needle was audible, and the angry cries of the Shilin students had been echoing above the imperial city. Even if they were in the Hall of Stopping Wind, they could clearly feel their hoarse protest.

They have not dispersed yet.

The emperor's teeth tightened, and he clenched the armrests and said solemnly: "I must punish the officials involved in this case severely. The cheating examinees will go all out to fame, stick a hundred lollies for three months, and will never be hired in this life!"

The officials involved in the case must die. As for those cheating candidates, they are afraid that they will die. Even if they survive by chance, they will no longer be able to gain fame and fame in this life.

There is no impermeable wall in the world, and it often takes dozens of lies to conceal something. Shen Miaoping frowned slightly when he heard that, he hesitated for a long time, as if he had made some decisiveness, and suddenly took a deep look at Xie Yu...

Man, if the emperor wants to cut my head later, you must stop it.

The expression in his eyes was too complicated. Before Xie Yuzhi understood what he meant, he saw Shen Miaoping suddenly lifted the corners of his robe and knelt directly at the emperor with a thunderous voice, causing an uproar in the surroundings: "Miaoping **** it, please go down. Take away my fame."

They only finished talking about the fraud on the front foot, and Shen Miaoping on the back foot acted like this, which was tantamount to buckling a bowl of **** on his head. The emperor's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot when he heard that. Xie Suzhi was also shocked and almost did not react.

"Your Majesty's forgiveness, his words and deeds have nothing to do, so you must not take it seriously!"

Xie Yuzhi knelt to the ground immediately following Putong, raising his hand to grasp Shen Miaoping's wrist and shouting in a deep voice: "In front of the emperor, how can you talk nonsense!"

The emperor's chest was fluctuating, and he slapped the table heavily. The servants in the hall knelt for a while, and his eyes turned to Shen Miaoping: "Why are you saying this, come with me carefully, or be careful of your head!"

Ignoring the gradual tightening of his hand, Shen Miaoping said: "Miaoping was born in a cold, lucky enough to stand out from the candidates and scholars. He passed the examination all the way, and Mengchang Guogong looked forward to recruiting his son-in-law. Before the palace examination, the Lord Examiner Yan Dongqing didn’t know where to get the news. He talked with me many times and revealed some news in words. Miaoping didn’t care about it at the time, but it was not until the palace exam that some of his words were related to the test questions... "

"Asshole!"

The emperor was furious when he heard this. The topic of the palace examination was pre-planned by the cabinet minister and then handed over to him to personally select. He didn't expect that there were scum among these people. He got up and waved off the tea cup on the table. Stepped forward and pointed at Shen Miaoping angrily, and finally stopped pacing before him, like a furious lion: "A bunch of bastards! I regard them as ministers of the brachial stock, so I entrust them with a heavy responsibility and order them to choose. The world’s talents and talents, I didn’t expect that they were all moths! Damn! Damn!"

The kneeling palacemen were silent and lowered their heads in fright. Xie Suzhi also hurriedly left his seat and bowed to his knees to plead guilty: "Your Majesty, forgive me, Tan Hua Lang is also deceived by this matter. Please read it for his sincere sake. Let's go lightly."

After hearing this, Xie Yuzhi glanced at Shen Miaoping subconsciously, with a complex expression, as if he was blaming him for not arguing, as if he was blaming him for seeking his own death, as if there was something else, but the hand that held him was never let go.

Shen Miaoping is 80% sure that the emperor will not kill himself. Even if he conceals this matter today, he will be shaken out in future investigations. What's more, if no one finds him out, then the emperor will give him a gift. Does he want or not to hold the official position?

If you want it, you can't escape the system's punishment. No, you just offend your lord. By then, you will be in a dilemma. It's better to say it yourself and strive for leniency.

Since the imperial examination fraud happened this morning, Shen Miaoping has vaguely realized that everything is under the control of the system. If you escape this time, the other party must have a fallback. If you want to take advantage of it, I am afraid that it is more difficult than him. It's not his, and you can't keep it forever. Don't worry about the original Tanhua Lang position, so as to save the fear in the future.

Turning his head to see Xie Yuzhi's expression tangled tightly, Shen Miaoping couldn't help but want to tease him, and moved his lips silently: "Now it's too late to break with me."

Xie Yuzhi narrowed the end of his eyes and looked at him blankly, without saying a word.

The emperor was stunned by the anger, but in the end he was the king of a country. After a few breaths, he forcibly calmed down. He sat back in his position again and looked straight at Shen Miaoping: "You are so courageous, how dare you be with them? It’s the same fraud, and now I dare to speak out, aren’t you afraid that I will chop your hair to fit the army!"

The army is in the Xie family's world, and it shouldn't be hard for the army to be sent to the army, at most a tattoo on the face... right.

Shen Miaoping arched his hands and said: "Your Majesty's words are wrong. Although what Yan Dongqing said involves examination questions, Miaoping didn't take it to heart. He just listened to the ears and didn't have time to make any preparations. If you say fraud, you are really wronged. some."

The emperor said: "Then why did you let me get rid of your fame? It's obviously a shame in your heart!"

Shen Miaoping was silent for a moment and said: "...If you say that you have guilt in your heart, there is, but it is the real talented scholars who have fallen out of the list. Miaoping has no intention of cheating, but still takes advantage of the reputation. The fame makes those reviewers treat each other differently, and they are only in the position of probing flowers, which is unfair to others and unfair to themselves."

The emperor still had a sullen face: "You have worked so hard to pass the exam. If you don't want it, don't you, don't you feel heartache?"

Xie Suzhi helped and sighed quietly: "Your Majesty, Miaoping is a sincere person. The concubine just said that the imperial court is complicated, and I want you to give him a good official position, but he actually pushed it, no matter what he said. As long as the size of the official rank can contribute to the great Jin, it can be seen that it is not vain."

Shen Miaoping continued: "Han Chuang has studied hard for more than ten years. Once he became famous, Miaoping is a layman. Naturally, he does not want to be unknown for a lifetime. But compared to the rest of his life, he will always live in conscience and anxiety. Idlers also have fun. Reading is only for clarification and eye-opening. These two points are more important than fame."

The opening was a philosophical chicken soup, which made the people in the hall feel that he was noble and upright, and the anger in the emperor's chest was also strangely calmed down.

Just a few moments ago, Shen Miaoping didn’t look like a idiot. He said that he had never cheated. The emperor believed him. When he got bigger, he was implicated in death. It would be the case that the fame and fame were no longer hired, but if he really had to go. It is a pity that Shen Miaoping has some skill and eloquence.

Shen Miaoping lowered his head, with a sincere confession, waiting for the emperor to send off, but after a long while, he only felt a cool breeze by his side. When he looked up, it was the emperor's figure walking away from his sleeves, and there was a sound in his ears. The **** sang a long voice--

"Swing back to the palace--!"

He didn't say what to do with him.

With this singing, the low air pressure in the Hall of Stopping Wind dissipated instantly. Xie Suzhi's expression was complicated. She didn't expect to ask An to make things like this today. Seeing Xie Yuzhi and Shen Miaoping still kneeling on the ground, she couldn't help but feel angry. Said: "Get up, your majesty is gone, who are you still kneeling to see."

Xie Yuzhi snorted to Shen Miaoping when he heard the words, let go of his arms, stood up on his own, and bowed to Xie Suzhi: "It’s the younger brother today. It’s troublesome for the elder sister. It’s inconvenient to disturb you. If you come back for peace another day, you will leave first."

Xie Suzhi also got a headache and waved his hand to agree.

Shen Miaoping also got up from the ground: "Miaoping retire."

However, in the blink of an eye, Xie Yuzhi walked away in an instant and even the figure disappeared. Shen Miaoping couldn't help but shook his head in admiration. Xie Yuzhi really had seen the fastest lame walking. He hurried to catch up, and soon caught up in the palace road.

Xie Yuzhi always walks slowly and slowly on weekdays, but now he suddenly speeds up, inevitably showing leg problems, but he only has a sullen face, thinking of the words "Now break with me" said in the hall of Shen Miaoping, unavoidably even more. gas.

Shen Miaoping didn't know. So, he quickly stepped forward and grabbed Xie Yuzhi's hand, still smiling: "What's the matter with you, walking so fast, don't be afraid of falling."

Xie Yuzhi stunned him and threw him away: "I don't care if I fell to death."

Only then did Shen Miaoping realize that Xie Yuzhi was a little unhappy. He was at a loss at first, and then after thinking about it, he suddenly realized that. That's right, I thought I had found a son-in-law to find the flower husband, who thought he was a cheating fake, maybe even his fame was gone after a while, and who would be happy after a change.

I want to "get it", and I'm too lazy to stick to the cold buttocks with a hot face. The two are separated by a certain distance, and a maid is behind each other. They ignore each other and look like strangers.

Xie Yuzhi saw that Shen Miaoping pulled himself for a while and didn't move. He couldn't help but glanced back, but saw that he had his hands behind him, looking at the imperial city, looking left and right, blowing a whistle, so leisurely, fascinated by Xiao Gong'e. The road will never go.

Xie Yuzhi snorted again.

The carriage stopped outside the palace gate. The two of them got into the carriage and sat on each side. No one talked differently. Shen Miaoping raised his legs and raised the curtain to check the movement outside. He found that after the whole morning, the scholars outside also died down. I couldn't help but let go of half of my heart.

Xie Yuzhi picked up the tea cup on the small table and played with it, and said sarcastically, "Look what, are you afraid the emperor will cut your head?"

Shen Miaoping smiled: "I am still too small for this crime. I should be guilty of punishing the Jiu Clan with my second master. Haven't you heard of the same acupuncture point when you are born and die?"

Xie Yuzhi sneered instantly, raising his eyebrows and said: "Just now he said that he would break with me. I'm thinking of dragging me together now."

Shen Miaoping said: "No, no, I just said that just because I was afraid of implicating the second master. The second master Yushu Linfeng is a talented person, why bother to hang on my crooked neck tree? , A revolution in fame is Bai Ding..."

Before he finished his words, Xie Yuzhi suddenly stepped on his side, tilted his upper body slightly, staring into his eyes and said, "What about the official body, so what about Bai Ding, is it possible that I covet your false reputation?"