Don't be afraid, I'm not a devil

Xiaoyu and Shaseng were still kneeling.

They felt that they were not worthy to stand and speak to the Great Sage of Peace Account.

If the Third Burial Mage hadn't walked far ahead, they would have felt like they weren't even worthy of getting up.

Xiao Yu said with emotion: "Great Sage, your mouth can talk life into the dead."

Ji Changsheng said modestly: "After that, this is the ability of my sister Houtu. By the way, Xiaoyu, you are also pregnant."

With a "pop", Xiao Yu knelt on the ground again.

"Great Sage, Yu has a son."

This time it was Ji Changsheng's turn to be speechless.

Yu Laomo didn't know the relationship between the Great Sage Ping Zhang and Ji Changsheng, and only thought that the Great Sage Ping Zhang was Ji Changsheng's confidant.

But Yu Laomo knew his son.

If he dares to give birth to a child, the child will definitely kill him and kill two.

Ji Changsheng really wanted to say, Xiao Yu, you are overthinking and you have no son at all.

But he endured it.

Ignoring Xiao Yu's struggle, Ji Changsheng said to Killing Monk: "There is also You, and we have to get pregnant together. We can't embarrass the teacher alone, otherwise the teacher will be unhappy and you will all be in trouble."

Sha Monk's face began to turn red, but he gritted his teeth and nodded.

He felt that the Great Sage of Ping Zhang was right. The Third Burial Master was pregnant. If his belly didn't swell, what would the Third Burial Master do if he didn't like him?

To serve a saint, one must know how to sacrifice oneself.

Besides, there is also the Fountain of Rebirth.

Sha Monk doesn’t think it’s a big problem.

It is better to lose face than to lose life.

After passing the inner test, Killing Monk in turn persuaded Xiao Yu: "It's just a skin, don't worry about it."

Xiao Yu: "...I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, I'm afraid that my son will be jealous."

Sha Monk was a little surprised: "Is your master very powerful?"

Xiao Yu: "...not so powerful."

The killer monk became more and more curious: "How powerful can it be?"

Xiao Yu looked at the Great Sage Ping Zhang and said sincerely: "Maybe he is a little more powerful than the Great Sage."

He regards the Great Sage of Balance as Ji Changsheng's black glove, and of course he feels that his son is better.

Ji Changsheng said something: "It's okay, your son will definitely not be jealous. Besides, only the teacher will give birth to the child, you don't have to."

After a pause, Ji Changsheng added: "Don't worry, I will also drink the water from the Zimu River. We share the blessings and share the hardships."

Hearing what Ji Changsheng said, Xiao Yu and Sha Monk were moved.

They did not expect that the Great Sage Ping Zhang would advance and retreat with them.

The Third Burial Mage in front was also moved.

"Disciple, you are indeed a good person. I shouldn't suspect that you just want to laugh at me."

Three minutes later.

After Master Sanzong drank the water from the Zimu River, he raised his hand and slapped himself.

"I'm so stupid, really, why would I believe you, a pervert."

He and Xiaoyu Shaseng both drank water from the Zimu River.

But Ji Changsheng didn't drink.

He just used "Yao Guang Luo Huan" to create the illusion that he also drank water, so Xiao Yu and Sha Monk didn't notice it.

Only he found out.

Ji Changsheng explained patiently: "Teacher, I am here to protect everyone's safety. What if we get pregnant together and a monster attacks, and we all get infected?"

The Third Burial Mage pointed at Ji Changsheng tremblingly, and then his belly grew rapidly.

Ji Changsheng had already started recording.

He also added: "Teacher, please be patient. I will let Master Jieying know that the child in my belly belongs to him."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

Should I say it or not, it hurts a little.

On the other side, Xiao Yu and Sha Monk both cried out in pain:

"stomach ache!"

"It hurts so tight!"

Ji Changsheng spread his hands and said: "Teacher, you see, the reason why I don't drink the water from the Zimu River is to keep my body intact and stay as a nanny for you. Without me, you would really be It hurts."

The water of the Zimu River can directly impregnate a man. This alone is an incredible feat.

Of course Ji Changsheng didn't dare to drink randomly.

Besides, none of them have experience with giving birth to children.

Ji Changsheng didn't want to have this kind of experience.

Just leave this blessing to teachers and others to enjoy.

He was born to "suffer".

The Third Burial Mage couldn't wait to kill this monkey immediately.

But he also felt abdominal pain.

Without entering Daluo, he would not be immune to the effects of the Zimu River water.

"Like Pangu's method, it seems to ignore the magical power of the realm."

Cold sweat appeared on the forehead of the Third Burial Mage.

"Monkey, find a way to relieve this abdominal pain."

Ji Changsheng didn't tease Master Three Burials anymore.

It would be bad if you made the teacher angry.

He looked around, and then reassured: "People from the Daughter Country must have experience. I will go find some natives from the Daughter Country and ask them for advice."

After a while, Ji Changsheng brought Master Sanzong and the others to a village.

There was an old woman sitting at the door of the cottage, sitting on the grass mound.

Ji Changsheng opened his eyes and confirmed that this old woman was not an incarnation of great power. Then he stepped forward and asked, "Mother-in-law, this poor monk comes from the Tang Dynasty in the East. My master is the emperor's disciple of the Tang Dynasty. Because after crossing the river and eating the river water, my stomach will be broken." I have abdominal pain, is there any way to relieve it?”

When the mother-in-law heard this, she started laughing. After she finished laughing, she said: "This is the women's country of Xiliang. Our country is full of women and there are no men. The river where your master eats water is called Zimu River. After drinking water, Then you will have abdominal pain and have a fetus. After three days, go to the Yingyang Pavilion to take a photo of the fetus by the water. If you get a double shadow, the baby will be born. Your master ate the water from the Zimu River, which became the fetal gas. I’m going to give birth to a baby in two days, and abdominal pain is unavoidable and there is no cure.”

Ji Changsheng gave Master Three Burials a look of pity.

Teacher, please wish yourself well.

Childbirth pain is inevitably normal.

Let my dear teacher experience what it feels like to be a woman in advance.

In this way, when you become the concubine of the Buddha in the future, you will be able to do it with ease.

Anyway, the saint has a strong tolerance, although it may have been a long time since the saint felt pain.

Ji Changsheng knew about the Zimu River and the Abortion Spring in advance. But since you want to cause trouble for True Immortal Ruyi, of course you have to act step by step, otherwise it will be unfair.

So Ji Changsheng continued to ask: "Mother-in-law, do you have a doctor here? I'm going to buy an abortion pill and take it to prevent my master from suffering the pain of childbirth."

The old woman said: "Even if there is medicine, it won't help. The water in our Zimu River is very powerful. If you want to have an abortion, there is only one way. There is a Jieyang Mountain due south, and there is a Po'er Cave in the mountain. There is a hole in the cave. Shengtai Spring. As long as you drink a sip of the water from Shentei Spring, you can relieve the fetal gas and return to normal. But now you can't get the water. A Taoist came here before, claiming to be Ruyi Zhenxian, and changed the Po'er Cave into Juxian Temple , protects the birth spring water and refuses to give it to others. Those who want water must pay a high price to buy it."

The chivalrous and righteous Sage Ping An suddenly became furious: "Isn't this a monopoly on the abortion business? This is simply unreasonable."

The old woman shook her head: "It's not just the abortion business. All the food, clothing, housing and transportation along the way from Zimu River to Jieyang Mountain are taken care of by the Ruyi True Immortal. In just a few years, Ruyi Immortal has become one of the top ones in our daughter country." Monopoly.”

The great sage who settled the account became even more angry: "This thief deserves to die for making such a shady fortune."

I am inseparable from evil unless it has a backing.

Coincidentally, the backstage of Ruyi Zhenxian is the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King is just a dish to the Emperor Changsheng.

It just depends on what day you want to eat beef.

The green bull spirit has been tricked, who cares about a big white bull.

Ji Changsheng said seriously: "Teacher, please wait here while I go get water."

Master Three Burials didn't want to say a word, and waved his hand in disgust, signaling Ji Changsheng to get out of here.

He was going to give birth to this child.

So of course I won’t drink the water from Luotai Spring.

Ji Changsheng didn't care about the disrespect of his unfilial master and left the place with a somersault.

The old woman was startled, and then she realized that these guys dressed as monks were experts.

Although there is no shortage of masters in my daughter's country and they often see them, those who practice are stronger after all. After the great sage Ping Zhang showed his hand, the three burial mages were immediately treated with great courtesy. Let’s not mention this matter for the time being.

In addition, Ji Changsheng immediately saw a mountain blocking the corner of the clouds. He immediately stopped and looked ahead. He saw a good mountain. It was so good that even an ordinary person who didn't know anything could tell this place at a glance. It must be a paradise.

But see that: the flowers are arranged in a brocade, and the weeds are blue. Streams of water fall in succession, and streams and clouds are as leisurely as clouds. There are many valleys covered with vines and vines, and there are tall trees on the distant peaks. Birds are singing, geese are passing by, deer are drinking and apes are climbing. The Cui Dai is like a mountain peak, and the green cliff is like a hairpin. It's hard to see the rolling dust, but I don't get tired of seeing the trickling springs and rocks. Every time I see a fairy boy going to collect medicine, he often pays back the woodcutter without paying his salary. As expected, the rooftop view is as good as the three peaks of Xihua Mountain!

After admiring the mountain scenery for a second, Ji Changsheng immediately saw a village in the shade and suddenly heard the sound of dogs barking.

Ji Changsheng went down the mountain and walked to the village. He saw a small bridge leading to running water and a thatched cottage leaning on the green mountain. The village dogs are barking at the fence, and the lonely people are coming and going.

Then a Taoist priest came into Ji Changsheng's eyes. The Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged on the green grass. When he saw Ji Changsheng, he took the initiative to salute: "Where did he come from? What advice can you give to Xiao'an?"

Quite polite.

Ji Changsheng, who was originally planning to knock on the door and cause trouble, had to restrain his temper and explained: "The poor monk is a pilgrim from the East who was sent by the Tang Dynasty to seek scriptures in the West. Because my master accidentally drank the water from the Zimu River, he now has abdominal pain, swelling and indigestion." Ban. When I asked the locals, they said it was caused by fetal qi, and there was no way to cure it. I visited the Poer Cave in Jieyang Mountain and found that there is a fetal spring that can eliminate fetal qi, so I came here to pay homage to the Immortal Ruyi and ask for some spring water to help me. Master, please give me guidance and guidance."

The Taoist smiled and said: "This is Po'er Cave, now it has been changed to Juxian Temple. It is also a coincidence that I am the eldest disciple of Master Ruyi Zhenxian. What is your name? Wait for me to inform you."

The Great Sage Ping Zhang said sincerely: "My surname is Sha, and my name is Sha Ruyi."

The Taoist's expression changed slightly.

Seeing that Ji Changsheng did not carry any gold or silver around him, he finally reacted: "Are you here to cause trouble?"

Ji Changsheng smiled.

Very good, this kind of expansion is what we want.

"It's not that I'm causing trouble for your True Immortal Ruyi, but that all the citizens of the Daughter Country can no longer tolerate the exploitation of the old thief Ruyi."

Ji Changsheng's righteousness shocked everyone: "Pregnancy and abortion are the rights that every citizen of the daughter country should have. This kind of power should not be used by some careerists for personal gain. Old thief Ruyi, making such dirty money, yours Doesn’t your conscience hurt?”

This is more or less what Ji Changsheng is thinking.

There are many ways to make money.

Stars and seas, the universe is endless, and there are so many things worth pursuing.

Why do you have to mess around with ordinary people's wallets?

Can't you just pursue it a little bit?

There is no shame in making money, but there is shame in making shady money.

After reaching a certain height, the resource mobilization of all parties has been far beyond that of ordinary people. Competing with ordinary people for profit will be a loss of status in Ji Changsheng's eyes.

After the Tiansheng Sect was reorganized by Ji Laomo, they all rushed to serve ordinary people.

We have arrived in the prehistoric immortal world, and the True Immortal Ruyi, including the Bull Demon King behind him, still earns this kind of shady money.

It's too low.

Nothing like the master behind them.

Although Laojun indulged his subordinates, he only studied alchemy and weapon refining, and was always pursuing the research of the most cutting-edge "high-tech".

This group of affiliated forces in the Tushita Palace have not even learned the basics of Lao Jun.

The Great Sage Ping Zhang was furious and used his magic power, so the Ruyi True Immortal inside was naturally shaken.

He quickly appeared, Ji Changsheng raised his eyes and looked at it, and found that the appearance of Ruyi Zhenxian was very good:

Wearing a colorful star crown on her head, and wearing a red robe with gold threads. The cloud shoes under the feet are piled with brocade, and the precious belt around the waist is exquisite. A pair of brocade lingbo socks, half exposed skirt with shiny embroidered velvet. He holds a wishful gold hook in his hand and a sharp pole as long as a python dragon. The phoenix eyes are bright, the eyebrows are erect, the steel teeth are sharp and the mouth is red. The beard under his forehead is like a blazing fire, and the red hair on the temples is short and fluffy.

"Are you the True Immortal Ruyi?"

Ruyi Zhenxian rushed out with great momentum, originally intending to raise an army to investigate the crime.

But after seeing the appearance of the great sage Ping Zhang, Ruyi Zhenxian instantly fell to his knees.

He knelt down directly in front of Ji Changsheng.

"I've met the Great Sage."

Ji Changsheng: "..."

grass.

This guy can kneel as fast as those old demons from the Tiansheng Sect.

"you know me?"

Immortal Ruyi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly explained: "Great Sage, I am the younger brother of the powerful Bull Demon King of the West. You once became sworn brothers with me. I saw your heroic appearance of making trouble in the heaven from your elder brother, and I have always been very fond of you. respect."

While flattering the Great Sage, Ruyi Zhenxian complained in his heart that when I engage in a sinister business like abortion, of course I have to know who can be offended and who cannot be offended.

The water in the Daughter Kingdom is very deep.

Although True Immortal Ruyi is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, he does not dare to be careless at all.

It's okay to make some dirty money, but being arrogant and domineering means you don't know how to live or die.

If we really talk about it, the background of the daughter country is much greater than his background.

So Ruyi Zhenxian is actually very smooth in doing things.

Ji Changsheng frowned and said, "This is going to be difficult."

"It's easy to handle, Monkey King, whatever you want to do, I'll do it for you right away."

Immortal Ruyi behaved very well.

Although the Bull Demon King's evaluation of the Great Sage Ping Zhang is not very good, and his impression of the Great Sage Ping Zhang is not very good, but Zhenxian Ruyi knows very well that he will definitely not be able to defeat the Great Sage Ping Zhang.

Not to mention, there is a Third Burial Mage behind the Great Sage Ping Zhang, who is the reincarnation of the saint.

The other monsters all wanted to eat the flesh of the Three Burial Masters, but Ruyi Zhenxian was the younger brother of the Bull Demon King and knew the importance, so he had no idea of ​​eating the flesh of the saint.

Even if you don’t have that qualification, you still know how high and thick the sky is.

If you really want to go to Xiaoxiang, it is also the Bull Demon King who wants to Xiaoxiang.

True Immortal Ruyi can still control herself.

When the apprentice of True Immortal Ruyi heard his master's resignation, he quickly told True Immortal Ruyi Ji Changsheng's request.

After hearing this, Immortal Ruyi breathed a sigh of relief.

"It turns out that I drank the water from the Zimu River by mistake. It's a simple matter. Great Sage, if you want as much water as you want from the Abortion Spring, just ask. Even if the entire Abortion Spring is emptied, I don't have a problem. My eldest brother has always wanted to talk to you. You want to rekindle your old relationship, and you can't let the birth spring hurt the friendship between our two families."

Ji Changsheng raised his eyebrows and took another serious look at Immortal Ruyi.

This guy is really a genius.

No wonder he was entrusted with an important task by the Bull Demon King and sent to the daughter country to take charge of the abortion business.

Just from these words, one can already see the exquisite seven orifices of True Immortal Ruyi.

Unfortunately, he met Mr. Ji.

Ji Laomo slapped him down, causing half of Ruyi Immortal's face to become swollen.

"You bastard, I kindly asked you for the birth spring water, why did you refuse?"

Ruyi Zhenxian was suddenly beaten and had not yet reacted. Hearing the question from the great sage Ping Zhang again, he was instantly confused.

reject?

Where did the rejection come from?

"Great Sage, have you misunderstood? I am willing to offer the rebirth spring water with both hands..."

Before Ruyi Zhenxian finished speaking, Ji Changsheng slapped him again.

"You bastard, you still dare to quibble."

Snapped!

Followed by another slap.

"How dare you step out the door with your left foot first? Who gave you the courage?"

Snapped!

"You dare to look directly at this great sage. Are you trying to frame me?"

boom!

Ruyi Zhenxian finally broke out.

"Monkey, don't bully others too much."

Is there anyone who bullies people like this?

Immortal Ruyi was so angry that she was shaking all over.

He had given enough face to the Great Sage, but this monkey actually framed him, which he couldn't bear.

Ji Changsheng corrected him: "Of course you can't bully others too much, but you are a monster."

If the Bull Demon King's brother were a human, the Bull Demon King's father would be in danger.

Immortal Ruyi's face became increasingly ugly: "Monkey, do you really want to be my enemy?"

"Who do you think you are?" Ji Changsheng said disdainfully: "This great sage is acting on behalf of heaven and eradicating you, the monster in the abortion business. For the sake of the people of the daughter country, and for the sake of my pregnant teacher, I am watching the stick."

"Wow, you bullied me too much, monkey, you are seeking death."

Ruyi Zhenxian's charming temperament couldn't resist Ji Laomo's provocation, so he hit him with a Ruyi golden hook.

Ji Changsheng waited for Immortal Ruyi to make the first move before he fought back.

Three strikes and five strikes divided two, and the Immortal Ruyi was beaten half to death.

Then he looked at the shivering great disciple of True Immortal Ruyi.

"What did you just see?"

The Taoist hesitated to speak, not daring to say a word.

Ji Changsheng taught: "I came to look for the spring water for the birth of True Immortal Ruyi. Immortal Ruyi asked for a lot of money but failed. He became angry and killed me. In self-defense, I beat Immortal Ruyi half to death. Is that right?"

The Taoist nodded like he was pounding garlic.

"Very good, just follow this statement and send a message to the Bull Demon King, and ask the Bull Demon King to come and apologize to me. By the way, remember to remind the Bull Demon King that because the Immortal Ruyi delayed in giving birth spring water, my master, Master Sanzong, gave birth to a baby. Let the Bull Demon King decide what to do."

Ji Changsheng did not contact the Bull Demon King personally.

Because he wanted to contact another powerful person personally.

After finding Jie Yin's name from the address book, Ji Changsheng sent a message to Jie Yin:

"Uncle, good news, you are a father. My mother is my teacher. Are you surprised or surprised?"

Lingshan.

Jie Yin looked confused.

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