Don't Call Me A Devil

Immediately, he picked up a piece of soil with his chopsticks, mustered up his courage, stuffed it into his mouth, and started chewing!

(•́皮҉̛•̀ ٥) "Wow~ bah! bah bah bah!"

I saw that the faces of the two of them put on the pain mask directly, and frantically poked the dirt out, their small white teeth were stained black by the dirt, and their mouths were full of fishy smell. (The soil smells really fishy, ​​I took a bite...)

Jiang Jiuli stomped his feet angrily: "Ren Jie! You are lying, you told me this soil is edible?"

Watching this scene, Ren Jie burst out laughing, spraying the black dirt on the faces of the two of them.

I said, do you really believe it? This is too cute, right?

Mo Wanrou's face darkened, but luckily I'm in gorilla form, I can't eat, otherwise I'd fall into the pit too.

"In order to trick us into eating dirt, you are too open-minded, right? You really ate it into your stomach..."

Ren Jie rolled his eyes:

"Who lied to you? People's physiques can't be generalized. As a genetic fighter, can't even bear this bit of hardship? You can only take office if you eat the dirt!"

Jiang Jiuli wiped his mouth and looked angry: "It is true that people's physiques cannot be generalized, so you must have the physique of a turtle, right?"

Ren Jie：=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)?

On the other side, Mei Qian was lying on the ground, stuffing dirt into her mouth with serious eyes.

_(ଵ〰҉̛ଵ"∠)_"Mubaamubaa~vomit~vomit! No, I want to eat it! Brother Jie can eat it, so why can’t I? We are brothers, so we have to share weal and woe and eat soil together , vomit~ vomit, cough cough cough ~”

Looking at Mei Qian, Ren Jie also sweated profusely on his forehead, and quickly pulled him up from the ground:

"Don't eat it... really don't eat it, I'm just kidding you, most people can't eat this stuff, and not everyone who is rich can make it!"

Mei Qian: (◞‸◟ )…

So I’m doomed to have no money for the rest of my life, right?

Everyone looked at each other, sighed in unison, and their stomachs started growling again. Just as everyone was emo, Ren Jie couldn't help but smile.

With a snap of his fingers, the snow-white Diao Bao came out from Ren Jie's grass skirt, with a fork in his waist, revealing his pristine pouch...

Ren Jie directly reached in and took it out:

"Waiting, I'll give you a big meal..."

Mei Qian immediately opened her mouth wide: "You... are you a demon pet? Hiss~"

As for Mo Wanrou and Jiang Jiuli, there is nothing to be shocked about, because they have already met...

I saw that Ren Jie took out a quadruple bazooka directly from the pouch...

Everyone looked at Ren Jie with dark eyes.

"Do you want to treat everyone to a shot?"

The corners of Ren Jie's mouth twitched: "Draw...wrong...wait a minute..."

So in the expectant eyes of everyone, Ren Jie took out a box of Master Kong instant noodles, drinks, ham sausage and eggs, and even a plastic sheet from Diao Bao's original bag.

Shu Ge knelt down in front of Ren Jie with a click:

"God! Brother Jie! You are my god, aren't you?"

It never occurred to them that Ren Jie also brought supplies. Although they were not big meals, they were definitely enough to feed their stomachs.

Mo Wanrou's expression froze suddenly: "Wait...you can hold things like a mink? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Let me carry that backpack that is as big as a double-door refrigerator all the way?"

Ren Jie spread his hands: ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭ "You didn't ask~"

Mo Wanrou: ~%?…;# *’☆&℃$!

As soon as the plastic sheet is spread, it is used as a picnic cloth, while Ren Jie takes the initiative to take on the heavy responsibility of cooking, condensing ice cubes into the instant noodle bucket, and then heating it with his hands, and the instant noodles are cooked directly.

Then he used the Fire Cloud Palm to fry a sugar-coated egg for a few people, then tore open the ham sausage, held it with his hand, and the delicious grilled sausage was ready.

A few people sat under the tree and sipped the instant noodles, looking satisfied, while eating the instant noodles, they still kept staring at Mei Qian.

I saw him slowly tearing open the instant noodle bucket, except for a broken dough cake, there was no seasoning package at all, not even a fork...

Shu Ge and the others all looked like they had seen a ghost, and Ren Jie smacked his lips: "This is really crazy..."

Mei Qian smiled brightly: "I'm used to it, I just eat something..."

While talking, he picked up the bread and wanted to chew it, but Ren didn't believe in evil, so he used the perspective, and he took a bottle of Coke and stuffed it with Mei Qian.

"You open this bottle, I really don't believe it!"

Mei Qian was a little dazed, but obediently unscrewed the bottle cap. The moment he opened it, the Coke exploded out and gave him a slap in the face.

But Mei Qian was not annoyed, but stared blankly at the bottle cap in her hand, on which the words "one more bottle" were impressively written.

At this moment, Mei Qian's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief, tears flowed out, and she threw herself directly into Ren Jie's arms.

(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`) "Brother Jie! You are my lucky star, have I started to change my luck? Since I was a child, I have never won a lottery when I buy drinks. Today is the first time, the first time yes?"

"I want to treasure this bottle cap forever, and hang it around my neck!"

Ren Jie's forehead was bursting with sweat, shit... you call this a transfer? Haven't you been stunned by Coke?

How low is your luck requirement?

Don't hang it around your neck? Take it for Coca-Cola, hello!

As the night darkened, several people gathered around the bonfire, each with a twig, wearing spicy strips and roasting it with the fire. The flickering fire light shone on everyone's faces, and the atmosphere was just right...

Ren Jie smiled and tilted his head to look at Jiang Jiuli:

"Hey~ How did you meet the orangutan? Are you small? Orangutan, has your body been like this since you were a child? Generally speaking, girls rarely have such a body shape, right?"

Ren Jie did not shy away from this question, but asked it bluntly!

Mo Wanrou hugged her knees and rolled her eyes:

"Good guy, you are so straightforward, don't you even call Goddess?"

"Xiao Li and I only met in high school. As for my body shape... When I was in junior high school, I was slimmer than Xiaoge..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was dumbfounded, and even Jiang Jiuli had a look of disbelief.

Ren Jie gasped: "So you grew up eating champion bodybuilders?"

Mo Wanrou's face darkened: "Ah, yes, yes, one bite at a time!"

"At that time, I was very thin and cute, with beautiful blond hair and a soft temper, so... I became the target of being bullied."

"You know, sometimes it's not because you did something wrong that you get bullied. Those people bully you for no reason at all. Some people bully you, so others follow suit, because they think it's cool and fulfilling... "

"They cut off my hair, tore up my books, got pen water on my clothes, and scribbled on my desk. From the initial bullying, to the later intensification..."

"They started blocking me from going to the bathroom, cornering me in the corner and rubbing my face with a mop, pinching me, kicking me, isolating me..."

"I thought about resisting, but I'm too weak, I can't beat them..."

Looking at Mo Wanrou who was sitting on the ground with her knees hugged, Ren Jie's expression also sank.

"and after?"

Mo Wanrou continued: "I don't want to be bullied by those guys anymore, so I decided to exercise. When they bully me again, I will resist and let them know that I am not easy to be bullied."

"I want everyone to know that I'm not easy to mess with when they see me!"

"I exercised day and night, rolled iron, ran, and my body became stronger little by little. Until later, I opened the gene lock and awakened the ability of the scarab. Combined with exercise, my physical fitness increased linearly."

"I became taller and stronger than everyone else, and no one dared to approach me when I walked on the road. I beat up those guys who used to bully me and let out a bad breath."

"I don't care what other people think of me. I like my current body shape, which makes me more confident and empowered to face all the injustices in the world!"