Don't Call Me A Devil

Yeyue and Ye Huai also arrived at Freedom Square at this moment, pretending to be elite white-collar workers, sitting on a bench and working with a laptop, but in reality they were peeking at Ren Jie and the pretty girl in yoga pants.

It was indeed the right choice to send someone to follow the young man.

I just don’t know why Chen Hua came to him and was so persistent.

The pretty girl in yoga pants came over so naturally and bought two ice creams on the way here.

He just sat next to Ren Jie, outlining his explosive S-shaped curves, showing off his perfect figure to the fullest.

(*ᵒ̶̶̷̀ ◡ ˂̶́)つ "Brother, why don't you have some ice cream? Well, I thought I could eat the next two, but it seems I overestimated myself, here it is~"

He said with a sunny smile and handed an ice cream to Ren Jie.

Ren Jie was stunned:

(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ “Are you going to give this ice cream to me?”

Chen Hua smiled: "Of course~ not everyone can get the ice cream from my sister~"

She was secretly happy. This brat finally took the bait. If you don’t like schoolgirls, this one will work for you, right?

Ren Jie looked serious:

(｡･ˇ◠ˇ･｡) “Then I don’t want this ice cream. Can you give it to me in exchange for five yuan?”

Chen Hua:? ? ?

You ride a horse...

Five dollars again? Are you crazy about being poor?

Why should I give you five yuan? Where can I find someone like you?

Chen Hua smiled awkwardly:

(⌒_⌒ꐦ) "No...don't forget it..."

Ren Jie: "Why don't you give me the ice cream, and I'll see if I can find someone else to sell it for five yuan..."

Chen Hua:! ! !

"I'll eat it myself!"

She was about to be driven crazy, why couldn't she be angry when she talked to him?

Chen Yumin took a sip of the ice cream, and glanced at Ren Jie with watery eyes:

"Brother~ Do you believe in love at first sight? The square is crowded with people, but I only have feelings for you~"

Ren Jie shook his head: (︶～︶〃) "I only believe in the Immortal Dance. It's so sweet~Sister~ You sell classes at the gym, right? This routine is too old. Your performance this month should not be good, right?"

Chen Hao grinds her teeth, I'll sell you a big-headed ghost, since that's the case, I can only use a unique trick.

"Hmph ~ forget it if you don't believe it, ah ~ the ice cream is almost melting ~"

I saw Chen Hua looking at Ren Jie while licking the ice cream that was about to melt, making a sound of "呵呵呵勒".

In this scene, the old and young men next to me will all look sideways, okay?

However, Ren Jie, who had been looking up at the sky, watched helplessly as an indescribable white object fell from a high altitude and landed directly on Chen Hua's ice cream.

It blends perfectly with that white cream.

The expression on Ren Jie's face froze.

=͟͟͞͞(꒪_꒪ ‧̣̥̇)…

Chen Hua, who had been looking at Ren Jie, had bright eyes and was interested. She licked the ice cream more seriously for a while, licking it 360 degrees without any blind spots, for fear that the cream would flow onto the cone.

"呲呲呲呲~"

However, after taking this sip, Chen Hua's expression suddenly became strange.

Um? Why does this ice cream taste wrong?

Sour and salty, bitter and astringent, and a little bit of sweetness?

Ren Jie's expression suddenly became frightened, and he silently took out the umbrella in his schoolbag and held it up.

Chen Hua was confused: "Why are you holding an umbrella?"

"Shade!"

Fart, the umbrella you are holding is clearly the kind of transparent plastic cloth.

I saw Ren Jie stood up: "Sister, eat slowly, I have something to do, I'll go first~"

As he spoke, he stood up and walked out of the square.

Chen Hua was in a hurry:

"Hey, hey, are you holding back? I..."

However, as soon as she stretched out her hand, another white indescribable object fell from the sky and hit the back of her hand.

Chen Hua frowned, what is this?

He couldn't help looking up at the sky, and just as he looked up, a lump of white bird feces hit his face, exploded with a bang, and splashed everywhere...

Chen Hua froze, her eyes frightened!

(|||͡ʘщ̛口Չ̛ʘ͡щ̛)つщ̛…

Could this...this riding horse be...

At this moment, the pigeons flying in the sky suffered a serious crime. They all turned into bombing pigeons and bombing pigeons, frantically dropping bombs towards the square.

One lump after another fell down.

They didn't expect that people's hearts could be so sinister, that some people would actually poison their food.

I saw countless white "raindrops" falling like pouring ambassadors.

It fell on people's heads and shoulders, and the little friends playing in the fountain were even knocked down.

People who were eating fried chicken in the square didn't expect it. It also came with natural sauce. The young couples who came for a date were confused as soon as they had fried chicken.

Wu Yunqing's body had been covered in several puddles, and Yun Xiao's hair was also stained with white.

The two looked at each other and turned pale.

Veterinary shop, millet, umbrella...

Depend on!

"run!"

The two of them didn't care about anything, turned around and ran out of the square.

Who asked him to buy Xiaomi?

Ye Huai was also confused. What is going on? Pigeons collective diarrhea? this…

However, the next moment, his whole body was lifted up by Ye Yue and blocked above his head, and he turned around and ran wildly.

Ye Huai:? ? ?

"Ye Team! You can't do this, you? You can't just ignore me, you?"

At this moment, there was a complete explosion in Freedom Square.

Σ_(꒪щ̛ཀ꒪щ̛　∠)_"Ah ah ah~ what is this? Baba? The weather forecast also said that there will be rain in some areas today?"

=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ҉̛◊Ŏ҉̛ ‧̣̥̇) "Wow, wow! Whoa, who did this? Who put laxatives in the pigeon food? Which immoral thing?"

୧(Ŏщ̛伊Ŏк̛|||)୨ "I was happily eating fried chicken in Freedom Square, but unexpectedly I encountered pigeon diarrhea? Ugh~"

"Break up! I came all the way to see you, but you just brought me to the lymphatic bar? Cry~"

The people in Freedom Square went completely crazy and ran out desperately. The few shelters became their only refuge.

At this moment, Chen Hua had been transformed into an angel in white in the center of the square.

Eyes blazing.

No wonder the ice cream tasted wrong, no wonder he was holding an umbrella.

Ahhh! ! !

He searched anxiously for Ren Jie's figure, but wherever he looked, there were white spots and people running around in panic. Where was Ren Jie?

"You brat! Don't fall into my hands! Wait, I'll wait for you!"

At this moment, Ren Jie was holding an umbrella and walking in the rain. The raindrops were hitting the umbrella, but not even a drop of rain touched him.

A huge amount of emotional fog separated from people's heavenly spirits and was collected into the Mirror Lake space.

At this moment, the surface of Jinghu Lake is full of fog.

Even if the demon spirit can swallow them, these are enough to satisfy its appetite.

A few times of demonization are enough, and there are even extra emotions used to convert spiritual energy into demonic energy for cultivation and upgrade.

Looking back, the entire Liberty Square is white, as if it has been painted with a layer of white paint, just like the snowy field, only people are shivering in the heavy snow.

The effect exploded.

After all, Ren Jie only bought 10 kilograms of millet, but mixed five kilograms of Tongchang Baoer into it.

It's pretty quick to collect emotional fog like this, but I just can't do it much.

Ren Jie is not afraid that people can't bear it, but mainly that pigeons can't bear it.

Outside Liberty Square.

The third team of the Demon Suppressing Division gathered together.

Wu Yunqing and Yun Xiao's bodies were covered with bird droppings, like painters who had just returned from a renovation site, with veins popping on their foreheads.

But when he looked at Ye Huai again, his mood improved a lot.

I saw that he was now like a plaster sculpture from ancient Rome, all covered in paste.

It's all on the front and none on the back.

He looked at Yeyue with an indignant look at the moment, "It's okay if you don't help me, at least use my back to block the rain, don't use the front?"

Do you know what it feels like when the warm "rainwater" slaps randomly on my face?

Yeyue's face darkened:

"What's going on? Why did those pigeons in the square suddenly..."

Yun Xiao clenched her fists with an angry look on her face:

(งᵒ̌щ̛ᵒ̌)ง “Isn’t it that good guy who did it? We thought he came to feed the pigeons out of kindness, but who knew he was feeding the pigeons laxatives?”

Yeyue:? ? ?