Don't Call Me A Devil

As soon as it dawned in the morning, I heard the chaos in the old residential area.

An Ning went downstairs to open the door for business. As soon as she opened the rolling gate, she saw many women in pajamas on the street, a crying little girl, and an old woman on crutches who were chattering for some reason.

There were also a dozen shirtless men with fierce faces, searching for something.

Even the sheriff came.

The Chinese New Year is not so lively, is it?

An Ning was a little dazed:

(°～°〃)? "Sister Meiling? What happened this morning?"

Meiling immediately stepped forward and pulled An Ning over.

"Quick! Go back to the house and check if you lost any of your underwear and shorts."

"Something happened... something big happened?"

When An Ning heard this, she was even more puzzled: "What's going on?"

As soon as someone asked, the women, aunts and aunts on the street immediately became furious.

"Sister, you don't know, there is an underwear robber in our community. In the entire old residential area, all the girls' underwear hanging on the balcony are lost."

"It's more than that? Not only the ones that were left to dry, but even the ones that were washed and put in the cabinet were lost. From the 93-year-old lady to the little girl who went to school, none of them were spared."

"In one night, 1,073 households in the entire community were stolen. If this is put on the website to sell the original flavor, the money will be so bad, is he crazy?"

An Ning's eyes widened, and her world view was shattered.

Stealing the entire neighborhood overnight? That underwear thief is really busy?

By the way...someone is really willing to spend money on a 93-year-old lady's... hiss~

The more they talk, the angrier they get.

"It's not just that the ones in the closet were stolen, I...I wore them when I went to sleep last night, and they disappeared when I woke up the next morning, and I didn't notice at all. He...what did he do to me, woo woo Woo~"

"He even stole what he was wearing!"

"It's more than that! My husband's war-damaged Kuchazi with four holes in it all disappeared. Do you think it was done by a human?"

"Sister... You should calm down first. Is it true that you don't want to give your husband some pocket money and exchange him for a new bitter tea?"

The residents in the community were completely crazy.

Those old men's eyes are red with anger!

"Don't let me know who did it, or I'll cut my head and fart!"

The magistrate is also covering his face at this moment. After working for so many years, this is the first time he has seen such a perverted case.

There is no clue at all, and nothing can be found in the surveillance video. Now I can only confirm one thing. Such a large workload must be someone who is very familiar with the community, or maybe a gang committed the crime.

But there are too few clues, and the investigation has stalled.

An Ning is also afraid at the moment: "Could it...could it be when those Shanhe Group people were doing volunteer work last night..."

As soon as this was mentioned, the crowd immediately became excited.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's very possible? Sheriff, check the Shanhe Group, last night..."

In the early morning, the residential area is not usually lively.

An Ning hurried back to her room, seeing that she hadn't lost anything, she was also relieved.

"That's right, Yaoyao..."

An Ning ran towards the room where Ren Jie and the others lived, and opened the door directly.

"Yaoyao, get up quickly, let me tell you, there was an insider in the community last night..."

Before she finished speaking, An Ning's eyes widened and she petrified on the spot.

ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ口Ŏ ‧̣̥̇)…

I saw that the room of more than ten square meters was directly filled with colorful underwear and shorts, which was called a mountain.

Ren Jie was buried in the pile of underwear, sleeping soundly, with a rua on his head.

Tranquility's world view exploded again.

Underwear Thief...I found it!

All the stolen goods are obtained, and the witnesses and material evidence are all there!

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Ren Jie scratched his head:

(๑⁼̴ ～ก̀) "Hmm, what's wrong?"

peaceful:! ! !

I saw him slamming the door shut, pretending that he had never been in before, with a shocked expression on his face, and wobbled back to his room.

Ren Jie was still awake, and was about to rub her eyes when she pulled a small white vest from her head.

"Um?"

When I opened my eyes again, I was dumbfounded when I saw the underwear piled up in the whole room.

Σ(유口유|||) "Fuck!"

This sound of shit directly made Tao Yaoyao wake up from her sleep, and sat up in a daze.

(๑⁼̴ ࡇ ⁼̴) "Brother? What's wrong?"

Scared, Ren Jie rushed over, pulled the quilt, and a sister burrito came out, then sealed up and down, and Tao Yaoyao rolled into a caterpillar.

Tao Yaoyao was seen writhing on the bed.

"Uuuuuuuu~ Let me go, brother! Did you do something shameful? Let me see! Let me see! I don't need to be human!"

Ren Jie is numb right now, shit, what's going on?

Where did these old underwear come from?

Could it be that the emotional fog was exhausted last night, and my original sin was online, and I turned on the perverted mode, and I sleepwalked out to steal these underwear in the middle of the night?

Ren Jie's joints were getting bigger, so he quickly checked the Jinghu space.

As a result, I was even more confused after seeing it.

The lake is full of emotional fog, so much that it is frightening. When I gave love to the pigeons in the square, I didn't get so much.

Where is this... emotional fog coming from?

Going out of the window along the window, I saw people from Wuyang Wuyang in the community following the sheriff to search for clues.

Ren Jie's face darkened even more.

No wonder there was so much emotional fog, he now knew where the underwear came from.

If it wasn't me sleepwalking, who else could it be?

At this moment, the pure white treasure-robbing ferret crawled out of a pile of underwear.

Seeing that Ren Jie had woken up, he quickly tore off several pieces of underwear, and stuffed them into his hands like offering treasures, with a look of courteousness.

Thief?

Steal! precious!

On a sunny day, a big thunderbolt struck Ren Jie's head.

Depend on!

Was the co-author stolen by this little guy who worked all night?

What are you doing stealing underwear?

By the way, are these underpants with four holes really worn by people?

Toothy ass?

Ren Jie grabbed the treasure-robbing ferret and shook it crazily.

"Are you really screwed up, you? What are you doing stealing this thing? Are you sewing quilts to make cassocks? Or making hundreds of cloths, you?"

Thief Treasure Sable looked aggrieved, and pointed to the drawer that Ren Jie had tidied up yesterday.

Ren Jie rested his hand on his forehead, co-authored it by packing Tao Yaoyao's vest and shorts yesterday, making him think that those are his cherished treasures?

Just steal these old ones for me, as a courtesy?

Ren Jie really didn't know what to say at the moment, and couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hurry up! Hurry up and pack it up for me. Tonight, whatever you stole it, give it back to me!"

"Otherwise, I'll use you as a scarf, a scarf!"

Pirate Treasure Ferret fell into the pile of underwear with a mournful face, a white light flashed on his belly, there was an extra hole in the original bag, and he stuffed the underwear one by one.

While stuffing it, he looked at Ren Jie pitifully.

The corners of Ren Jie's mouth twitched, good guy, with such a small body, how much can this guy's treasure bag hold?

It should be good to use as a space backpack, right?

Looking at the time, it was almost too late, today is the exam for Si Yao hall to become a full-time candidate.

"Be honest at home and wait for me to come home."

After finishing speaking, Ren Jie picked up his schoolbag and stepped out of the room.

"Aunt An Ning, I won't eat breakfast, I'm going to the Si Yao hall first~"

However, An Ning grabbed Ren Jie's arm with a serious face:

(｡･ˇ‸ˇ･) "Xiaojie~ want... how about you find a partner, Auntie supports you with all your strength, you are so old, and... you have reached the age to find a partner, if you keep holding back like this, you will be suffocated right?"

Ren Jie:? ? ?

In the early morning, why did Aunt An Ning suddenly say this?

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, I'm still a child, it's too early to find a partner, I'm leaving~"

An Ning's face was full of worry: "Xiaojie~ When I went out, I ran into the sheriff and ran away, don't get caught~"

Ren Jie:? ? ?