Don't Call Me A Devil

Chapter 82 Just Fix It

Three minutes later, the thirty or so mechanical colonizers present were all bruised and swollen. They were tied together by Ren Jie with steel cables and looked at him in horror.

I saw Ren Jie withdrawing from the demonization and returning to his normal state. He squatted on the ground and approached a colonist with a face full of blood. The smile on his face became weird.

(๑‾᷄ ٹ ‾᷅) "Hey~ I found that I kind of like you as a guy. You can be my boyfriend and we can have fun together~"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the mechanical colonizers who were tied together turned pale, and their eyes became even more frightened, okay?

This guy is not only more evil than a devil, he is also a pervert.

Although we usually play a little perverted, we are not perverted to this extent, right?

Jiang Jiuli and Mo Wanrou on the side had just recovered a little and were about to thank Ren Jie when they saw Ren Jie squatting on the ground and confessing to her!

The boss of the two opened his mouth and turned to stone on the spot.

Σ( ° △ °|||( ｡유口유｡｀)…

He he he he...

hiss~

The colonist was so frightened that he almost cried:

(#)༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)"Okay...Okay? As long as you are happy, you can play however you want!"

Ren Jie:? ? ?

I saw him grabbing the man's hair, veins popping on his forehead:

(ꐦ°᷄ Yi°᷅) "Who asked you to agree? Don't you little Karami have any bottom line?"

The man cried: (#)༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) "Huh? I...shouldn't I agree?"

You are the one who has no bottom line, right?

Even if he beats us up, he still wants to play with me.

Ren Jie looked impatient:

(￢义￢ꐦ) “Tsk~ Forget it!”

I saw him looking at another person, raising his eyebrows and saying:

"From today on, just hang out with me and be my Ren Jie's man~ Let's be together!"

The colonist was so scared that his engine oil was leaking, and he forced a smile:

(#)థㅂథ) "Then... let's be together then? But... but can we find a place where no one is around? In front of so many brothers, I... I can't do it?"

Ren Jie:! ! !

You are so lazy.

Ren Jie raised his hand to grab the flame blade, put it on the other person's neck, and roared:

(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) "Answer me! Can you be my boyfriend? Cry with me! Laugh with me! Howl with me at night!"

The brother cried:

(#)ཀBenefitཀ(#)"I can! Did I specify that I can?"

Ren Jie looks crazy, isn't there anyone with character?

At this moment, Jiang Jiuli and Mo Wanrou were completely stunned.

What Ren Jie did was completely beyond their understanding.

He...he even started to be hungry.

Ren Jie stood up with a dark face, took a deep breath, turned around and walked towards Jiang Jiuli and the two of them, with a heavy smell of blood on his body.

The two of them were a little embarrassed and were just thinking about how to express their thanks when they saw Ren Jie looking at Jiang Jiuli, hesitated for a moment, then looked up at Mo Wanrou and took her big hand.

(｡･ˇ ◠ ˇ･) "Rou'er~"

Mo Wanrou was so stunned that she had goosebumps all over her body!

What is he going to do?

I saw Ren Jie looking directly into her eyes with deep affection:

(๑ᵒ̴̶̷～ᵒ̴̶̷) “I found that I fell in love with your strong body, your rock-hard muscles, and your figure as beautiful as a Gundam. The way you protect others fascinates me!”

"When I came back to my senses, I realized that I couldn't help but fall in love with you. Your presence makes me feel at ease. Can you be my girlfriend and protect me for the rest of my life? If you are willing, I think I can give you the whole world. !”

Such a disgusting and affectionate confession made Jiang Jiuli's face turn red upon hearing it.

(ﾉ)`﹏´(ヾ)yaer~

His big eyes stared at Ren Jie without blinking, his mouth wide open.

As for the colonizers, they are even more frightened. This big brother is indeed extraordinary. If you want to play with us, forget it.

Who would have thought that his taste is stronger than imagined.

What kind of hellish aesthetic is this?

Why don't you leave the beautiful woman aside and confess to this strong woman who looks like Mount Tai?

At this moment, Mo Wanrou's face was so red that she could boil water. Normally, men would avoid her when they saw her figure, and if they didn't, they would cast sarcastic and disgusting glances. After so many years, she had gotten used to it.

But this was the first time he was praised by a man for his great figure, and it was also the first time he was confessed to.

Thinking of the scene of Ren Jie's battle just now, Mo Wanrou's heart beat even faster. Although he was a bit perverted, but... it seems that it is not unacceptable.

Mo Wanrou blushed and said shyly:

( ｡˃᷄˶˶̫˶˂᷅｡｀) "OK! Do it!"

Ren Jie's face turned even darker. He wants to give you the whole world, not the whole world.

Let's fix it!

Where can I fix it for you?

Why did you agree?

Jiang Jiuli's eyes were shining brightly, and he clapped his hands:

(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷) "Bless you~"

Ren Jie gritted his teeth, bless you ass?

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿٥)̄ "Ah~ I'm sorry, I can't make the world you want, and I don't want to take a girlfriend who looks like a gas tank to the streets. Forget it, let's break up!"

Mo Wanrou: (｡꒪ᴗ̵̍꒪｡｀)? ? ?

What are you talking about?

Who are you calling the gas tank?

If it weren't for the fact that you just saved us, I'd make a gas tank for you right now.

Jiang Jiuli was dumbfounded.

∑(°口°๑) Huh?

This is the breakup? Is it so casual?

As soon as Ren Jie turned around, he looked at Jiang Jiuli affectionately:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧"Kobold girl, I risked my life to save you just now, is it not too much for you to promise me with your body? And my arm was lost because of you, you have to treat me Responsible!"

"How about being my girlfriend?"

Jiang Jiuli stared fiercely:

(งᵒ̌盘ᵒ̌)ง "I'm bah! Frivolous, perverted, scumbag! To be your girlfriend? Don't even think about it, don't even think about it in this life!"

In Ren Jie's mind, the whisper of the devil resounded again!

"The price...has been paid!"

Only then did Ren Jie heave a sigh of relief. It seems that being rejected for confessing to a woman is not a bad thing, and the famine owed is finally repaid.

"Hmph~ It's fine if you don't agree, I don't care about it, bah! Kobold girl!"

"Bah! Bottom man!"

"Bah, dog head girl!"

…

Mo Wanrou on the side looked at the two spitting at each other and couldn't help covering her face.

Jiang Jiuli stared fiercely and said:

(◦`~´◦) "I am very grateful to you for this incident. If it weren't for you, neither of us would know what to do. I have the opportunity to treat you to dinner, bah!"

Ren Jie couldn't help laughing out:

"Pfft~ Are you so thankful? Don't get me wrong, I just want to ensure that my genetic medicine is safe~"

Jiang Jiuli pouted and tilted his head, pulling his hair in embarrassment, and stopped talking...

The treasure-robbing ferret came out of Ren Jie's pocket, jumped onto her shoulder, took out the wallet and stuffed it into her arms, and patted Jiang Jiuli on the head, warning her earnestly:

"嘤嘤~嘤嘤嘤~"

Jiang Jiuli was stunned:

(*ﾟ ꇴ ﾟ) "Yeah~ my wallet? What are you doing..."

Ren Jie quickly raised his hand:

"Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Diao Bao who stole it, it was the thief who stole your wallet, and Diao Baoer stole the thief again..."

Jiang Jiuli's face flushed with excitement: "Thank you, and thank you Diao Baoer, wow, she is so cute, is she a demon pet? My God!"

Mo Wanrou on the side also showed her aunt's smile, her eyes sparkled:

( ｡⁼̴ ⌣ ⁼̴｡｀) "Ren Jie... If it's convenient, can you show me?"

Ren Jie tilted his head:

(๑•̌ࡇ•̑) "Huh? Then...then I call you when I pee?"

Mo Wanrou's expression suddenly froze.

Who wants to watch you pee?