don't call me devil
Chapter 122
Then I picked up a piece of soil with chopsticks, plucked up the courage to stuff it into my mouth, and chewed it!
(•́dish ҉̛•̀ ٥) "Wow ~ Phew! Phew! I
saw that the faces of the two of them were directly covered with pain masks, and they frantically poured out dirt, and a mouthful of small white teeth were blackened by the soil, and their mouths were full of fishy smell. (The soil smells fishy, I tasted it...)
Jiang Jiuli stomped his feet angrily: "Ren Jie!" You lie, you tell me that this soil can be eaten?
Ren Jie laughed out loud when he saw this scene, spraying the two of them with a face of black soil.
I said, do you really believe it? That's cute, isn't it?
Mo Wanrou had a dark face, fortunately I was in gorilla form, so I couldn't eat, otherwise I would have fallen into the pit.
"You went out too open-mindedly to trick us into eating dirt, right? You really ate it in your stomach..."
Ren Jie rolled his eyes:
"Who lied to you?" People can't be generalized about their physiques, as a genetic warrior, can't even endure this bit of suffering? Eat the soil in the soil, and only then can you take office!
Jiang Jiuli wiped his mouth and looked angry: "It is true that the physique of people cannot be generalized, so you must be a turtle physique, right?" "
Ren Jie: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)?
On the other side, Mei Qian was lying on the ground, his eyes seriously stuffing soil into his mouth.
_(ଵ ҉̛ଵ〰」∠)_"Mmmm No, I want to eat! Brother Jie can eat it, why can't I? It's a brother, you have to share weal and woe, eat soil together, vomit ~ vomit wow
, cough cough cough ~ " Looking at Mei Qian, Ren Jie was also sweating on his forehead, and quickly pulled him up from the ground:
"Don't eat... Don't eat it, it's fun for you, this thing can't be eaten by ordinary people, and not everyone can do it! "
Plum Money: (◞‸◟ )....
So I'm doomed to run out of money for the rest of my life, am I?
Everyone glanced at each other, sighed in unison, and their stomachs began to rumble again, just when everyone was emo, the corners of Ren Jie's mouth couldn't help but hook up a smile.
snapped his fingers, and saw the snow-white mink bao come out of Ren Jie's grass skirt, with a small waist, revealing his original bag...
Ren Jie directly reached in and took it out:
"Wait, I'll give you a big meal..."
Are you a demon pet? Hiss~"
As for Mo Wanrou and Jiang Jiuli, there is nothing to be shocked about, because they have already met....
I saw Ren Jie take out a quadruple bazooka directly from the original bag....
Everyone looked at Ren Jie with black lines.
"Do you want to treat everyone to a shot?"
The corners of Ren Jie's mouth twitched: "Dig... Dig the wrong one... Wait a minute..."
So in the expectant eyes of everyone, Ren Jie took out a box of Master Kong's instant noodles, drinks, ham, sausages, eggs, and even a plastic sheet from Minbao's original bag.
Shu Ge knelt down for Ren Jie with a click:
"God! Brother Jie! Thou art my God, thou? They
never thought that Ren Jie still brought supplies, although they were not a big meal, but they were definitely enough.
Mo Wanrou's expression suddenly froze: "Wait... Can you hold things in this mink? Why didn't you say it earlier? Let me carry that backpack as big as a double-door refrigerator all the way? "
Ren Jie spreads his hands: ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭"You didn't ask~"
Mo Wanrou: ~%?...; # *’☆&℃$!
As soon as the plastic sheet was laid, it became a picnic cloth, and Ren Jie took the initiative to take on the responsibility of cooking, condensed ice cubes and put them in the instant noodle bucket, and then heated them by hand, and cooked the instant noodles directly.
Then I used the Huoyun palm to fry a candy egg for a few people, then tore open the ham sausage, and held it with my hand, and the fragrant roasted sausage was ready.
A few people sat directly under the tree and snorted instant noodles, looking satisfied, while eating instant noodles and not forgetting to stare at Mei Qian.
I saw him slowly tear open the instant noodle bucket, except for a broken dough cake, there was no seasoning bag at all, not even a fork...
Shu Ge and the others all had a ghostly expression, and Ren Jie also smacked his lips: "This is really evil..."Mei
Qian smiled brightly: "I'm used to it, and some of them can be eaten..."
"If you open this bottle, I really don't believe it!"
Mei Qian was a little stunned, but she still obediently unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and the moment she opened it, the Coke burst out directly, smacking him up.
And Mei Qian was not annoyed, but looked at the bottle cap in his hand in a daze, and the words "one more bottle" were written on it.
At this moment, Mei Qian's eyes widened, her face was incredulous, tears flowed out of her eyes, and she threw herself directly into Ren Jie's arms.
(; ́༎ຶ口༎ຶ')"Brother Jie! You're my lucky star, I'm starting to transship, huh? Since I was a child, I have never won a prize when buying drinks, and today is the first time, the first time?
"I want to keep this bottle cap forever, I hang it around my neck!"
Ren Jie's forehead was sweating, leaning... You call this a transshipment? Haven't you been smacked in the face by Coke?
How low do you ask for luck?
Don't hang it around your neck? Take it for Coke, hey!
As the night deepened, several people gathered around the bonfire, each with a small branch, wearing spicy strips and roasting them over the fire, and the flickering fire shone on everyone's faces, and the atmosphere was just right...
Ren Jie smiled and tilted his head to look at Jiang Jiuli:
"Na~ How did you meet the orangutan?" Is it small? Orangutan, is this how you grew up? Generally speaking, girls rarely have such a body type, right?
Ren Jie did not shy away from this question, but asked it bluntly!
Mo Wanrou hugged her knees and rolled her eyes:
"Good guy, you are direct, don't you even call the idol girl?"
"Xiao Li and I only met in high school, as for my size... When I was in junior high school, I wanted to be more slender than the little pigeon..."
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and even Jiang Jiuli looked incredulous.
Ren Jie gasped: "So you grew up eating bodybuilding champions?"
Mo Wanrou's face darkened: "Ah, yes, yes, one bite!" "
At that time, I was very thin, very cute, and had beautiful blonde hair, and a soft temperament, so... became the target of bullying. "
You know, sometimes it's not because you do something wrong that you get bullied, those people bully you for no reason at all, some people bully you, so others follow along, because they think it's cool and fulfilling..."
Blocked me in the corner of the wall and rubbed my face with a mop, pinched
me, kicked me, isolated me...""I thought about resisting, but I was too weak, I couldn't beat them..."
Looking at Mo Wanrou who was sitting on the ground with her knees crossed, Ren Jie's expression also sank.
"And then?"
Mo Wanrou continued: "I don't want to be bullied by those guys anymore, so I am determined to exercise my body, and when they bully me again, I will resist, and let them know that I am not easy to bully."
"I want everyone to know that I'm not easy to mess with when they see me!"
"I exercised day and night, iron, running, and my body became stronger little by little, until I opened the gene lock, awakened the ability of the scarab, and with exercise, my physical fitness rose in a straight line."
"I became taller and stronger than everyone else, and no one dared to come near me when I walked on the road, and I beat up those guys who used to bully me, and I got angry."
"I don't care what others think of me, I like my current body shape, which makes me more confident and confident to face all the injustices in the world!"
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