don't call me devil

On Friday night, charming and crazy, Ren Jie, who had been wandering all night, was stunned and couldn't find anything good to do.

Even if he went to catch the traitor, when Ren Jie got there, it would be over, and the brother was too fast.

Until the morning, the dejected frog just wandered down the street, boring and kicking stones, and if he couldn't find anything good to do, he would become a sad frog?

At this moment, Ren Jie's ears moved, and his eyes suddenly fell on a van parked across the street.

There were five people sitting in the car, and they were nervously watching the time.

"The third! What about the stockings that let you buy? "

This... Here's it! The

third child hurriedly took out the stockings from the plastic pocket and distributed them to everyone, and several people hurriedly opened them, and the eldest brother's face was dark.

"Who stepped on a horse and asked you to buy white silk, which can cover a der? There's a fart to wear on? The

third suddenly shrank his neck, his face full of grievances:

(☍_⁰. "Business... That's all there is in the store. The

boss's face was full of gloom: "Forget it, let's cover it with your clothes later, there are still three minutes before the cash truck arrives, ready..."

Big brother, to... Otherwise, let's surrender, there are all frogs outside, and we can't run away. The

boss glared: "Throw a fart?" We haven't started the crime yet, as long as we move quickly, he can't catch us, and he will leave Jincheng after the matter is completed. "

This bank is settled!"

Lao Wu suddenly raised his hand: "Big brother!" Such a reckless action, the risk is too great, I... I have a solid plan to minimize the risks.

Several people immediately became interested: "What a plan!" I

saw that Lao Wu took a deep breath: "Isn't it just robbing a bank?" I can go to the bank to apply for a job as their staff, commute to and from work on time every day, find out the timing of all the cash trucks, and all the surrounding environment, and have a good relationship with my colleagues and get acquainted with the leaders! "

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧" And guess what? At the end of the month, they will send money directly to our card, and the bank will grab it! "

Boss: ???

He slapped the fifth man directly in the face with a big-eared thunderbolt: "Is it possible that you are stepping on a horse, this is called a part-time job?"

"It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life, robbing a bank is my dream since I was a child!" I have to grab!

"Get ready! It's coming!

However, at this moment, the car door was suddenly opened, and Ren Jie sat in the back row.

"What do you see? Running inside, why is it so eyeless? "

A few robbers are stupid,! AE Frog 6? Several of their souls were frightened, and cold sweat broke out on their backs.

Seeing that no one spoke, Ren Jie couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter?" Want to rob a bank? The

boss's face turned white: "What are you kidding this brother?" Elder brother... The brothers are resting in the car, how can they have such a dangerous idea as robbing a bank?

Ren Jie waved his hand: "Don't pretend, I heard it all, isn't it your dream to rob a bank?" If you have a dream, you should chase it? Don't hesitate! The

big brother was about to cry, and his head shook like a rattle: "No... Not really, I'm just talking about having fun, big brother... Spare us, we haven't done anything, have we?

Ren Jie glared, raised his hand and threw a big b pocket in the boss's face:

(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅)っ)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ)

"Manly man, how can you give up easily? Rob! Gotta grab!

"Do you have a gun?"

Several robbers were stunned, what the hell was going on?

I saw the boss take out a shotgun from under the seat of the car and open it, and before he could hold it steady, he was snatched by Ren Jie.

"Just a handful? You can't do it either, can you? Use mine~"

After speaking, he took out five pistols from his pocket and stuffed them into the arms of several robbers.

Several people are about to cry, holding the gunman and shaking, what the hell is this guy trying to do?

(#)༎ຶ口༎ຶ')"Big brother, we know it's wrong, we won't rob this bank, just... Just let us go!

Ren Jie's eyes suddenly widened angrily: "Hold back!" What is the system of the old man crying and peeing? Anyway, how many of you don't cover your faces? It's really unprofessional~Na~ Use mine too! As

he spoke, he took off his shoes directly, took off his pair of black cotton socks, and walked around for a night, the taste was extremely sour.

Several of the robbers all looked at the socks with horrified expressions.

Ren Jie glared:

"What do you see?" Let you put it on! Hurry up! Several

people had no choice but to endure the sourness, put the two stinky black socks on their heads, and their tight facial features were deformed, and they also broke three holes in them and came out.

And the robber had no headgear to use, so he had to take off his socks and put them on his head.

For a while, the smell in the car was extremely bright, and the smell was almost impossible to open my eyes.

"Big... Big brother, is this time okay? Vomit ~ Vomit wow

~" Ren Jie was satisfied:

"Well~ This time it's a bit of a professional bandit

~" "Go ahead~ The cash truck is here, and the wealth is in danger~

" "Big brother! I... We're not going, are we? This, this, this..."

"Tsk~ What about the ink? Go to Lao Tzu! Ah, I see, it's because there's no BGM, so there's no feeling, right? Don't worry, big brother will arrange it for you! I

saw that Ren Jie suddenly cleared his throat and lowered his voice:

"Ahem~ Who hasn't had a side job yet?"

"The sound of rain outside the window is ticking~ It's still there for three days and three nights, just like my favorite you, I don't answer the phone for three days and three nights..."

Stop singing, the irritable factor in my body has awakened!

It doesn't matter, if you don't rob it, you will die, and if you rob it, you will die, and I don't believe that there is no way to live.

Since you're so confident in your own strength, don't blame me for being ruthless.

As long as you catch a hostage, you still have something to play.

I saw the boss kick the car door:

"Brothers! Rush! Immediately

, the five robbers, accompanied by BGM, rushed out of the van and fired their pistols at the cash truck.

(#ಥ益≤)つ/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿ "Hold your head in your hands and squat down for Lao Tzu!" Hold your head! I told you to hold your head! Vomit ~ Vomit Wow ~ "

He vomited and wiped his tears at the same time, not it, just because the smell of the hood was too spicy to the eyes.

"Open the carriage door for Lao Tzu, believe it or not..."

Before the words were finished, several robbers were dumbfounded, looking at the guns in their hands with a confused expression.

And the money carriers touched their bodies with a confused face, and there were no bullet holes....

The robber boss's eyes were red.

Nima! Empty bombs?

Just when everyone was stunned, Ren Jie suddenly turned into a messenger of justice, and a big flying foot fell from the sky and kicked the robber boss down.

(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Bah~Don't move! In broad daylight, you dare to openly rob banks and threaten the safety of people's property, right? I, the Great Xia Righteous Frog, will never allow it! "

Robber Boss: !!

There's no demand, you create demand, right?

I~%?...; # *’☆&℃$！

At eight o'clock in the morning, in the Rongguang Garden Villa area in District 23, Jiang Jiu, Li, Mo Wan, and Mei Qian had been waiting for Ren Jie at the door for a quarter of an hour, and there was no one in sight.

Jiang Jiuli pouted: (◦'~ ́◦) "Late ghost!" Hmph ~ pigeons and pigeons never pigeon others, frogs are super Ren even pigeons?

"Don't wait for him, look for pigeons first~"

A few couldn't help but come to the door of the villa and ring the doorbell.

A middle-aged man wearing a blue shirt, suit pants, and shirt tucked pants opened the door with a smile, it was Shu Ge's father, Shu Shi.

"It's coming~ Good boy, come in and sit down~ The kid has made a big table of dishes for you

~" Jiang Jiuli smiled brightly: "Hello uncle, this is a gift I brought to you, the first time I came to the house, I'm embarrassed~" "

I heard that my uncle likes to write calligraphy, I hope you like it."

As she spoke, she sent a beautifully packaged brush over, and Mo Wanrou also carried a bag of fruit, Mei Qian blushed, took out a bottle of shampoo and was about to hand it over, but looking at Shu Shiwan's shiny big bald head, she silently put it back in her pocket....

Shu Shi's face bloomed with a smile: "Harm~ Come here, what else do you bring?" You're welcome, isn't it? "

Come into the house, pigeon? Your classmate is here.

Shu Ge ran downstairs with a pout: "Haha, why did you come so early?" What about Brother Jie? "

Mo Wanrou's forehead is sweating profusely, his family's seniority is a bit messy?

Shu Ge called Shu Shi Dad, Shu Shi called Shu Ge brother?

Just as a few people were about to enter the house, they saw Ren Jie running over in a hurry, with a team of people behind him.

"I'm sorry, I encountered something on the road and was delayed, this majestic and intelligent existence must be Uncle Shu, right?"

Jiang Jiuli and the others all looked at Ren Jie with a confused expression, and Shu Ge opened his mouth even wider.

"Brother Jie? These five are..."

I saw Ren Jie smile brightly: "Ah~ them? I heard that Uncle Shu used to be a sheriff, and he only went into business after retirement, and I thought about the first time I came to the house, and I didn't have anything to bring to Uncle Shu..."

"What do you see? Why don't you get down on your knees and confess your sins? The

five bank robbers had been beaten at the moment, their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and the hoods on their faces had not been taken off yet.

I saw the five robbers sobbing with grievances on their faces, and they knelt on the ground with a snap, kneeling directly in a row.

"We were wrong! We shouldn't rob banks! Woo~"

At this moment, Jiang Jiuli and the others all looked at Ren Jie with a frightened expression, and Shu Ge's mouth was open.

Shushi petrified in situ....