don't call me devil

As soon as the morning dawned, I heard the chaos in the old residential area.

An Ning went downstairs to open the door, and as soon as she opened the roller shutter, she saw a lot of women in pajamas on the street, crying and chirping sister-in-law, and an old woman on crutches who didn't know what they were talking about.

There were also a dozen shirtless men with fierce faces, searching around for something.

Even the sheriff came.

The Chinese New Year isn't so lively, right?

An Ning was a little confused:

(°~°〃)? "Sister Meiling? What's going on this morning?

Meiling immediately stepped forward and pulled An Ning over.

"Quick! You go back to the house and check if you have lost the underwear and shorts you are wearing. "

Something happened... Something is wrong?

When An Ning heard this, he was even more puzzled: "What's the situation?"

As soon as someone asked, the women, aunts, and sisters-in-law on the street immediately became angry.

"Sister, you don't know, there is an underwear thief in our community, the entire old residential area, the girls' underwear hanging on the balcony or something, all lost."

"What's more? Not only was it dried, but even the washed and put it in the cabinet was lost, up to the 93-year-old lady, down to the sister-in-law who went to school, that one was not spared.

"Overnight, he stole 1,073 households in the entire community, if he sells the original flavor on the website, he will make crazy money?"

An Ning's eyes widened, and his worldview was directly shattered.

Stealing an entire neighborhood overnight? The underwear thief is really busy?

Saying... There really is someone who wants to spend money on a 93-year-old lady... Hiss~

The more they talked, the more angry they became.

"It's not just the cupboard that's been stolen, I... I went to bed last night and wore it, and the next morning it was gone, and I didn't even notice it, he... What did he do to me, woo woo woo~

" "He even stole what he was wearing!"

"What's more! My husband's war-damaged version of the broken bitter tea with four holes is gone, you say this is a human thing? "

Girl... You dissipate your anger first, and if you really don't give your husband some pocket money to give him a new bitter tea? "

The residents of the neighborhood are completely insane.

Those old men's eyes are red with anger!

"Don't let Lao Tzu know who did it, otherwise his head will be cut and farted by his melon seeds!"

The sheriff is also covering his face at the moment, he has been doing it for so many years, and it is the first time he has seen such a perverted case.

There are no clues at all, and nothing can be found in the surveillance video, so now I can only confirm one point, such a large workload must be someone who is very familiar with the community, or maybe a gang.

But there are too few clues, and the investigation has reached an impasse.

An Ning was also afraid at the moment: "It will... Could it be when those people from Shanhe Group volunteered last night..."

, the crowd immediately became energetic.

"Yes, yes, yes! Quite possibly? Sheriff, you check the Shanhe Group, last night..."

In the early morning, the residential area was not ordinary.

An Ning hurriedly ran back to her room, and was relieved to see that she hadn't lost anything.

"That's right, it's unexpected..."

I saw An Ning running towards Ren Jie's room again, and opened the door directly.

"Hurry up, let me tell you, there was an inner house in the community last night..."

Before he finished speaking, An Ning's eyes widened directly, and he was petrified on the spot.

゙━ = ͟͟͞͞ (Ŏ口 Ŏ ‧̣̥̇)....

I saw that in the room of more than a dozen square meters, it was directly filled with colorful underwear and shorts, which was called a mountain of piles.

Ren Jie's whole body was buried in the pile of underwear, and he fell asleep, and he had a bad set on his head.

The world view of tranquility exploded again.

Lingerie thief... Found it, hey!

People have stolen goods, and human and material evidence are all there, hey!

Hearing the movement of opening the door, Ren Jie scratched his head:

(๑⁼̴ ~ก̀) "Hmm~ What's wrong?" "

Tranquility: !!

I saw him slam the door shut, pretending that he had never come in, with a shocked face, and staggered back to his room.

Ren Jie still woke up, and was about to rub his eyes, but he directly pulled off a small white vest from his head.

"Huh?"

When I opened my eyes again, I looked at the underwear piled up in the whole room, and the whole person was stupid.

Σ(유口유|||)" it!

This sound directly made Tao Yaoyao wake up from his sleep and sit up in a daze.

(๑⁼̴ ࡇ ⁼̴) "Brother? What's wrong? The

frightened Ren Jie rushed over with an arrow, pulled the quilt, and directly came to a sister burrito, and then sealed it up and down, and rolled Tao Yaoyao into a caterpillar.

I saw Tao Yaoyao writhing on the bed.

"Hmmmm~ Let go of me, brother! Have you done something nasty? Show me! Show me! I can also be human! "

Ren Jie is numb at the moment, damn, what's the situation?

Where did all this old underwear come from?

Could it be that the emotional fog ran out last night, and his demonic original sin went online, turning on the perverted mode, and these underwear were all stolen by sleepwalking out in the middle of the night?

Ren Jie's head was big, and he hurriedly checked the space of Mirror Lake.

As a result, I was even more confused.

The lake was full of emotional fog, so frightening that I didn't get so much when I gave love to the pigeons in the square.

This... Where does this emotional fog come from?

Going out of the window, I saw that the people in the neighborhood were following the sheriff to search for clues.

Ren Jie's face darkened.

No wonder there was so much fog of emotion, he now knew where the underwear came from.

If you didn't do it by sleepwalking, who else could it be?

At this moment, I saw the pure white treasure thief sable crawl out of a pile of underwear.

Seeing that Ren Jie woke up, he hurriedly pulled several underwear and stuffed them into his hand like a treasure, looking courteous.

Treasure Thief?

Steal! Treasure!

On a sunny day, a big thunderbolt slammed into the top of Ren Jie's head.

Depend on!

Did the co-author steal it from this little guy who worked all night?

What are you stealing underwear for?

Anyway, the pants with four holes in the eyes are really worn by people?

Teething on your ass, right?

I saw Ren Jie pick up the treasure thief mink and shake it wildly.

"You're really blown up, you? What are you stealing this thing for? Sew quilt covers to make robes? Or do you make a hundred cloths? The

treasure thief looked aggrieved and pointed to the drawer that Ren Jie had cleaned up yesterday.

Ren Jie held his forehead with his hand, and co-authored that he packed up the vest and shorts for Tao Yaoyao yesterday, so that he thought those were the treasures he cherished?

Just steal these old ones for me, and be courteous?

Ren Jie really didn't know what to say at the moment, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Hurry! Hurry up and pack it up for me, tonight, how to steal it, how to return it to me! "

Otherwise, I'll make you a scarf!"

The treasure thief sable cried and fell into the pile of underwear, and the white light flashed on his belly, and there was an extra opening of the original bag, and then stuffed the underwear into it one by one.

While stuffing, he looked at Ren Jie pitifully.

The corners of Ren Jie's mouth twitched, good guy, such a small body, this guy's treasure bag can hold it so well?

It should be good to use it as a space backpack, right?

Looking at the time, it's almost too late, today is the Si Yao Hall Regular Test.

"Be honest at home, wait for me to get home."

After speaking, Ren Jie picked up his schoolbag and walked out of the room.

"Aunt Anning, I won't eat breakfast, I'll go to Siyao Hall first~"

However, I saw An Ning holding Ren Jie's arm with a serious face:

(. ・ˇ‸ˇ・) "Xiaojie ~ to... Why don't you find a partner, Auntie fully supports you, you're so old, too... It's also the age when it's time to find a partner, and if you're holding it like this, you'll be suffocated, right? Ren

Jie: ???

Early in the morning, why did Aunt An Ning suddenly come to this sentence?

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, I'm still a child, it's too early to find a partner or something, and I'm gone

~" An Ning's face was full of worry: "Xiaojie~ When I went out, I met the sheriff and hid, don't get caught~"

Ren Jie: ???