don't call me devil

On the roller coaster, Tao Yaoyao and Ren Jie sat side by side, but the two did not sit in the first row, but sat in the last row, because the Internet said that the last row was more exciting.

Soon the roller coaster was in motion, and the carload of people rushed up the highest slope.

Then he swooped down at a great speed, and the tourists all raised their hands and cheered excitedly, and so did Tao Yaoyao.

Ren Jie looked sideways at Tao Yaoyao's smiling face, there is nothing more satisfying than his sister's smile, right?

I saw Tao Yaoyao raise his hands and shout excitedly:

٩(๑˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶)۶ "Hahaha! Elder brother? Why don't you call? Don't be so rigid, let's get high, shall we?

Ren Jie grinned, it was not that he was rigid, but that now, the roller coaster project could not stimulate Ren Jie's nerves at all.

But in order to accompany Tao Yaoyao, Ren Jie still raised his hands, laughed, and screamed excitedly!

٩(๑ʘ̆ ꇴ ʘ̆)۶"Ahhhh

I saw Ren Jie's face darken, and he immediately closed his mouth...

٩(๑▀̿ж▀̿)۶...

And Tao Yaoyao heard that there was no sound next to him, and was about to turn his head to look, but the wig on the top of the uncle's head in the front row was directly blown off by the wind, revealing the oily and shiny Mediterranean hairstyle, leaving only a few tenacious weeds swaying in the air.

The wig floated in the air, and it smashed on Tao Yaoyao's face with a click, blocking all his vision, and Tao Yaoyao's movements froze.

One of the two slapped his head on his face, and the other lowered his head and closed his mouth, stunned to finish the whole process...

As soon as he got out of the car, Tao Yaoyao angrily pulled the wig off his face and stuffed it to the bald uncle angrily....

(◦'~ ́◦) "Remember to stick it firmly next time you go out, you have too much oil on your head, right?" I'm afraid it's not enough to fry a dish with a scrape, no wonder you're bald! The

bald uncle smiled awkwardly, and his face turned red:

(⌒ᄇ⌒; ୨ "Little peach peach? What are you looking for? I'm looking for it, hurry up? "

Any more second would be disrespectful to your baldness.

I saw that Tao Tao was wearing a hip skirt, with big waves, exquisite appearance, and an explosive figure, and was anxiously searching around at the moment.

(๑•̌ж•̑๑)"Hmm~Whew!" "

The young girl named Momo kept her mouth shut, and the bald uncle asked her anything, and she didn't speak....

And Ren Jie, whose face was as black as the bottom of the pot, stepped forward and patted the one named Tao Tao:

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ "This young lady~ You must have eaten a leek box in the morning, right?"

Tao Tao was stunned: (. "You... How do you know? The

bald uncle was stunned: "Hiss~ Taotao? Your teeth? As

soon as the peach spoke, she showed her snow-white teeth, but there were two missing front teeth...

the appearance level dropped a lot in an instant.

Startled, she quickly covered her mouth.

And Ren Jie made a "spit ~" sound, spit out two front teeth side by side from his mouth and put them in the palm of his hand, and his face became darker: teeth

٩ (̿▀̿ benefit ▀̿ ̿) ̄ "Give ~ Just now your dentures flew out and fell into my mouth, hitting my throat and eyes... The smell is really big..."

"These dentures are quite expensive, right? Don't lose it again..."

That peach peach's face is red, and the god has a big meow smell.

"No... Don't! She

covered her face and turned her head to run, and her dentures flew out and fell into someone's mouth, is it okay?

Lose the dead, I can't live on the horse, I'm gone!

The bald uncle turned his head and chased:

"Peach? You don't have front teeth? I don't know?

Tao Tao was also anxious: "Are you embarrassed to talk about me?" Aren't you also bald? The

uncle wiped his face: "Why don't you get the dentures back, you can't hold back your front teeth, and you will spray me with foaming stars as soon as you speak?" "

......

And Ren Jie and Tao Yaoyao looked at the backs of the two of them in the distance, and they were also silent...

(̿▀̿_▀̿ ̿)̄"Next time... Let's sit in the front row..."

(̿▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)̄"Hmm... Let's sit in the front row~"

I played crazy with Tao Yaoyao in the amusement park all morning, and when it was time to eat, Ren Jie found a noodle restaurant and sat down.

directly ordered a big bowl of noodles for Tao Yaoyao.

The steaming noodles were served with a fragrant aroma.

Tao Yaoyao tilted his head and said:

(๑◔~◔ิ) "Brother? Do you want a bowl? Why don't you eat it? You eat first

~" As he spoke, he pushed the noodles in front of Ren Jie, but Ren Jie touched Tao Yaoyao's head with a smile, and pushed the noodles back:

"Haha~ Brother is not hungry, he is really not hungry, you eat first!"

Tao Yaoyao looked suspicious: "It's noon, aren't you hungry?" You didn't eat last night, didn't you eat this morning?

Ren Jie looked angry: "Hehe~ You don't know this, right?" High-level genetic martial artists are all cultivating by absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, and they have very little demand for food, so you will know when you reach my realm~

" "Really... It's true? "

Uh-huh! It's true!

Tao Yaoyao was relieved.

And at this moment, Ren Jie's heart was also full of puzzlement, wondering, did he have some serious illness?

I don't even want to eat such tempting food, it's not that I'm not hungry, but I don't have an appetite when I look at the noodles?

Taking advantage of Tao Yao's efforts to eat noodles, Ren Jie looked out the window in a daze, a shop outside the noodle shop was under construction, and a lot of sand and soil for the road were pulled, piled up into a small mountain bag.

Several workers were working here under the noon sun, and looking at the large pile of fresh dirt bags, Ren Jie couldn't help but speak, and a strong sense of hunger welled up in his heart...

Startled, Ren Jie hurriedly shook his head, I'm afraid I'm not crazy, what's delicious about breaking the ground?

This thing doesn't belong to the category of human food, right?

But the more Ren Jie looked, the more he couldn't help the desire in his heart, and finally couldn't sit still:

"You eat first, I'll go to the bathroom~"

After urinating and escaping, Ren Jie slipped directly to the construction site outside, pretending to be passing by, and hid behind the mound while the workers were not paying attention.

Then he looked at the mound with an obsessive face, and he said

٩(º『º٩) goose box~

But the next moment, Ren Jie's eyes widened violently, and he patted his cheek fiercely:

(ノ)'益 ́(ヾ) "No, no, no, I still have the bottom line of being a man, how can I do such a heartbreaking thing?" "

But hunger is also really hungry, and in the end, instinct triumphs over reason.

If you only take a small bite, you should be fine, right?

I just tasted it....

Curious what this smells like.

The ghost sent the gods, Ren Jie grabbed a handful of soil and stuffed it into his mouth.

The mouth is soft, the earthy fragrance immediately fills the entire nasal cavity, and every taste bud on the tip of the tongue seems to be cheering, and the taste is dense and even sweet.

The so-called long drought and rainy rain are not afraid that is the case, right?

It's like eating chocolate powder.

A huge sense of satisfaction filled his heart, and Ren Jie's eyes lit up.

(ʃƪ✧ꇴ✧)

Lao Tzu has never eaten such a delicious thing in his life.

It's like opening a whole new door.

Once he started, he couldn't stop at all, and he saw Ren Jie grabbing a lot of soil and stuffing it in his mouth, as if he could eat as much as he could.

A face of happiness.

However, after eating more than a dozen handfuls of soil, Ren Jie always felt that his posture was not very elegant, so he directly pulled a piece of paper shell and sat on the ground.

I took the hard hat next to me, filled a bowl full of soil, grabbed a small shovel for plastering the wall, and ate it one bite at a time...

After eating three or five bowls, it is still not enough.

Immersed in the world of food, Ren Jie had no idea how weird his behavior was now.

Passers-by looked at Ren Jie, who was sitting cross-legged on the edge of the mound and eating the dirt with a bewildered expression.

Σ( ° △ °|||)“ He... What's he doing? Is it to test the quality of this batch of soil with your own mouth? "

, I... I think he wants to use his mouth as a concrete mixer, right? Hand stirred? "

Hiss~ he... He eats so deliciously, huh? I'm hungry when I see it, this soil can't be some Guanyin soil, right?

"Xiao Gang, don't look at that uncle, he will become a big fool like him, let's stay away from him..."

And at this moment, the young man in a wheelchair broke through the crowd and looked over curiously.

As soon as I came over, I saw Ren Jie eating dirt over there...

Tao Yaoyao's expression froze instantly:

(꒪ー꒪ ‧̣̥̇) "Brother? You... What are you doing?

Ren Jie suddenly came back to his senses by this shout, and when he saw that he was looking at himself with a stunned face, he hurriedly hid his helmet and small shovel behind him, his eyes dodged, and he looked embarrassed:

(٥◔ᄇ҉̛◔ิ) "No... Didn't you do anything, dying? How do you come... Poof~"

As he spoke, the dry soil in his mouth that he hadn't had time to swallow squirted out....

And Tao Yaoyao's big eyes turned red in an instant, and then he cried out with a wow.

˚‧º·( ° ˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·°"Wow~Brother! Did all our money be used to treat me and spent on me?

"When you buy milk tea in the morning, you only buy it for me, and you are reluctant to drink it, and you only give me some noodles when you eat, and you are reluctant to eat even a bowl of noodles."

"I couldn't be hungry anymore, and I lied to me that I wasn't hungry, and then I secretly ran out to eat soil behind my back, and drank the northwest wind to satisfy my hunger... Wow!!

"It's all like this, you still spend so much money to buy me genetic medicine, bring me to the amusement park with demon scarcity, buy me milk tea, buy new clothes, buy delicious food, I, I... Woo woo, it's me who is ignorant..."

"Brother! How can there be such a good brother as you in the world, let's go, go home, I don't want to play, woo wow..."

Tao Yaoyao was really crying, the tears of the bean kept dripping, pushing the wheelchair forward and pulling Ren Jie to go home, the distressed was almost suffocated, and he looked guilty.

It's a shame that I don't have the heart to ask my brother to take me out to play.

I'm not a thing.

At this moment, the passers-by's eyes also changed when they saw Ren Jie, and they all had red eyes and tears.

Ren Jie: (•́益҉̛•̀ ٥)

No?

I'm really hungry, I'm just a hobby, not really poor enough to eat dirt?