Don't call me evil god

Chapter 143 Hugo Xiwei's body double business

Hearing the shout, Pete turned his head to look in the direction of the sound.

A short green-skinned goblin was standing on a small table half a person's height, wearing a gray cloth that was washed and a little whitish, with an iron ring around his neck and a row of keys tied to it, smiling and waving at them.

Seeing that Pete noticed him, he jumped down on his own initiative and trotted all the way to Pete and others.

"Sir, judging from your appearance, it must be your first time to adventure in the Dark Forest. Would you like to consider the body double business?"

Pet was stunned: "Body double? What body double?"

The goblin introduced with a smile:

"Sir, my name is Hugo Xiwei, you can just call me Hugo."

"You should also know that going out to hunt monsters is a very dangerous thing. Those monsters are not only bloodthirsty and crazy, but also extremely sensitive to our smell. If you are not careful, you may be besieged by monsters."

Pet hummed.

The goblin was telling the truth.

Most of the casualties when hunting monsters are caused by other monsters discovering them while preparing to deal with the target and luring them into being alone.

In that case, they will change from being the besieged party to being the besieged party.

"Please allow me to introduce you to the adventure substitute business designed and grandly launched by the future earth elf tycoon Hugo Xiwei!"

"With just a little gold coins, you can temporarily hire a "substitute" servant who obeys your orders, and you can rest assured to leave all dangerous things to the substitute!"

"After the adventure, if the substitute can return here, I will refund you half of the fee."

"Of course, if... well, God of Wealth blesses, if the substitute unfortunately stays in the dark forest forever, it doesn't matter, you just can't get a refund."

Gail was puzzled: "What substitute are you talking about?"

"Hehe," the goblin Hugo had a cunning look on his face: "They are... some refugees who voluntarily signed the agreement."

"These people are all from me The people I found nearby were really pitiful. When I found them, many of them were starving to death because they could not get relief. "

"I agreed with them on a simple condition."

"Follow the employer to leave the kingdom border and go on an adventure outside the Dark Forest. During the period, they will obey all the employer's instructions and do whatever they are told to do."

"They will help you explore dangers and endure injuries like substitutes for my most honorable employers!"

"If they can return smoothly, they can get corresponding compensation from me according to the length of employment."

"If they can't return, then, oh, it's really sad. Another precious life will stay in that evil forest forever. I mourn for them!"

Hugo said, pretending to wipe away tears.

The action of raising his arms caused the keys hanging around his neck to collide with each other, making a clanging sound.

"But I also promised them that they can designate a beneficiary before going on an adventure, and I will transfer their share of the reward to the beneficiary afterwards."

"Sir, you see, these guys are really poor people. If I hadn't helped them, prepared food for them, and brought them here, they might have starved to death."

"Ah! I am really one of the few good businessmen with a conscience among the goblins!"

"How about it, would you like to consider the substitute business?"

"Compared with your precious life safety, a few gold coins are simply a negligible price, right?"

Hugo said in a tempting tone.

Gale shook his head decisively: "No, don't."

"In the face of life-threatening situations, who knows whether these guys can be trusted."

"What if they are afraid of death and run away directly? Or even implicate me?"

Hugo had expected it, and immediately explained:

"Dear sir, please rest assured, I can guarantee that such a situation will never happen!"

"Please look!"

Hugo said, and took out a small crystal bottle from the pocket inside his cloth clothes.

The bottle was filled with brown unknown liquid, and bubbles surged out from time to time as the bottle shook slightly.

"I solemnly introduce to you that the future earth elf tycoon Hugo Xiwei has made an exclusive potion with the blessing of the god of alchemy - 3000 lives for you!"

Gale's eyes twitched.

His family also sells potions, but the names are all normal.

For example, slow-release potions, light potions, and firming potions.

Who would have nothing better to do than to name a potion "3000 lives for you"?

He even used a respectful title, which was quite polite.

Hugo introduced enthusiastically: "This potion is a delayed-acting poison that can theoretically be made from any combination and blend of 3,000 ingredients!"

"Only by taking the antidote made from the corresponding ingredients can you avoid death from the poison!"

"Its only shortcoming at present is that this potion is ineffective for professionals and can only work on ordinary people."

"But it is used to ensure that the substitute obeys your orders. I can guarantee that its effect will definitely meet the needs of distinguished gentlemen!"

"As long as you choose a suitable substitute, he will take the potion in front of you. Only when you return here successfully can he receive the antidote."

"When running away cannot escape the call of the god of death, I believe those substitutes will definitely make the right choice!"

"In addition, if you are still worried, you can pay a little more gold coins from me and buy a D9 collar produced by Carron Sex Toys Store!"

"It has been modified by me and equipped with steel spikes that can be stabbed at any time, and the pull switch that controls when it stabs will naturally be handed over to you!"

"Double insurance, guarantee that the substitute who serves you will work hard and obey all your requirements and instructions, helping you to bear all the risks in your adventure!"

After listening to the introduction of the goblin Hugo, Gale hadn't thought about what to say, and followed Miranda next to him burst out with a very unpleasant face:

"How can you do such a thing!"

"Those refugees are pitiful enough, no one is willing to help them, and now you want to make money with their lives!"

"They are just a group of ordinary people. Even if they don't encounter monsters when they cross the border, the evil spirit from the depths of the dark forest alone is enough to pose a huge threat to them!"

"What's the difference between this and sending them to their deaths!"

"Believe it or not, I will report to the Glorious God Cult right now..." At this point, Miranda's voice suddenly paused, hesitated for a few seconds, and couldn't continue.

She thought of the refugees she saw outside Ceylon City and the homeless people in the lower city of Green Port.

If reporting to the Glorious God Cult is really useful, why are there so many poor people who can't get help?

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I'm really sorry, Guozi was not satisfied with the content of the next 2 updates when he checked it, and it was just spamming to cheat subscriptions if it was posted directly. I deleted it all and am rewriting it. It is expected to be completed and uploaded before 9 o'clock. There will still be 5 updates today.

PS: Author's note: Hugo Sewer is a transliteration here. Sewer actually means "sewer", because the goblin Hugo was born and abandoned in the sewer by his mother. He gave himself this surname, which is briefly explained here.