Don't call me evil god
Chapter 477: Cheating and deceiving with anything
When he first arrived at the Stone Castle, no dwarf was willing to pay attention to Lancelot. He was treated as air wherever he went.
However, Lancelot soon found a way that suited him and could get along with the dwarves.
Wrestling!
"Getting along" with the dwarves in the true sense.
In addition to playing some dice games, wrestling is definitely a common hobby of the dwarves who drink in the tavern!
This entertainment activity is suitable for the dwarves, especially the physique of young dwarves.
They are originally thick-skinned and thick-skinned, and conventional punches and kicks on their bodies are almost painless.
Wrestling is a way for them to determine the winner and loser.
It will not cause serious damage to the body, and it can also allow young dwarves to vent their excess energy.
When Lancelot saw this kind of entertainment activity of punching and kicking, he immediately became excited.
He is good at this!
After becoming a warrior professional, Lancelot's opportunities to punch freely have obviously decreased.
If he fought with ordinary people, Lancelot was afraid that he would have to kneel on the ground and beg the other party to hold on and not die after one punch, because the priest would be here soon.
If he held back, it would be like a sparring partner feeding moves, and there would be no challenge at all.
As for professional boxing matches, Lancelot also knew why the Smiths had such a big outburst when he said he wanted to be a boxer when he was a child.
Those boxing matches that allow professionals to participate in almost all do not have "lethal penalties".
In other words, it is okay to beat someone to death on the field.
Such bloody and violent events can only be seen a few times a year in Ceylon Territory, and there is no place for Lancelot to sign up if he wants to participate.
…
Lancelot did not expect that Stone Castle would become a place where he could thrive.
Many taverns in Stone Castle have wrestling venues for dwarves to vent their energy after drinking, and these taverns even have their own ace fighters, and there is also a form of entertainment called "kick the hall" between each other!
Lancelot is excited!
Once the clothes are taken off, the fighting power is fully unleashed!
First, he beat half of the taverns to death!
Then, Lancelot felt that he could still fight, so he took the dwarves he had knocked down one by one and went to other taverns to "challenge" and play!
He became more and more courageous, and his winning streak increased.
Soon, Lancelot met a lot of new friends.
Almost all of them were young dwarves with strong temper and vigor.
When the missionary task was issued, Lancelot was still drinking, wrestling, playing finger-guessing and dice with them.
When he met his dwarf friends again the next day, Lancelot didn't even deliberately preach.
He just mentioned it when he was drinking with them:
"Praise the God of Knowledge, Nowen!"
"Thank Him for giving me strength and a new life!"
Then the group of drunk young dwarves who had become friends with Lancelot immediately raised their glasses and cheered:
"Praise the God of Knowledge, Nowen!"
"Cheers to the three gods! Cheers to new friends! Cheers to Nowen!"
...
Nowen looked at it and said:
"Wow, there is such a good thing?!"
Although they were a group of drunken dwarves, although they did not complete the ceremony and offer their faith properly.
But what kind of god is Nowen?
He is an evil god!
As long as he receives a prayer directed to him, Nowen can establish a faith connection.
Fresh dwarf believers who are ready to be delivered to his door.
What else is there to say!
Grab it and refine it in an instant!
The number of dwarf believers suddenly increased by more than a dozen!
...
Lancelot was completely confused when he suddenly received a series of task completion reward reminders!
A lot of destiny points and legendary experience were credited.
Lancelot was dumbfounded at the time.
He didn't preach!
So as long as he got along with these dwarves and encouraged them to shout a word that symbolized a prayer to the God of Knowledge, it would be considered preaching? !
How is this like an evil god!
No matter whether mortals are willing to accept it or not, once they are targeted, it is almost impossible to break the connection established by faith.
But in terms of the result, Lancelot did successfully complete a mission, and it was a batch one!
After all, the rewards for Norwen's missions have been issued, and the 1,000 trial version of the church quota has also been reduced by a dozen.
Lancelot was surprised.
Those other believers who were worried about how to preach to the dwarves were even more surprised!
They watched the progress of the mission suddenly soar a little.
There is no doubt that someone succeeded in preaching.
The stone fortress plate corresponding to the Temple of Truth immediately exploded.
[Which master did it? 】
【Could it be that they were forced to believe by holding a knife to their necks? 】
【Will these old stubborn people be willing to believe in gods other than the three dwarf gods? 】
Lancelot described his "successful experience" and posted it on the Temple of Truth.
The believers then realized:
It turns out that their previous thinking was wrong!
Or, their missionary methods were too "traditional".
Since the great God of Knowledge has even come up with a trial version of joining the church, it is obvious that there is now a more efficient missionary idea.
There is no need for cumbersome rituals, nor is there a need to preach the blessing of the God of Knowledge in a long and eloquent manner.
The biggest difficulty in missionary work is how to make the dwarves believe that the carrot hanging in front of them is real.
The naturally stubborn dwarves are unwilling to even try once.
This is good.
Cheating, deceiving, anything is fine as long as it can be used!
There is only one goal, to make them pray the simplest prayer.
It doesn't matter if they are forced or deceived to try!
Anyway, it's on Norwen's side.
The requirement for activating the second creation altar in the Creation Altar is "the number of dwarf believers reaches 1,000", but there is no requirement that they must be sincere and devout believers!
It counts as fooling!
Although the process of this kind of missionary method is a bit outrageous.
It is very scary for the uninformed parties, just like being stared at by the evil god.
But the result is undoubtedly good!
The great god of knowledge will not pollute his believers like other evil gods.
So, the oracle information from Norwen suddenly appeared in the minds of the young dwarves who were accidentally preached by Lancelot.
They were almost sobered up by the wine.
Lancelot immediately explained:
"Listen to me! Don't be nervous, don't be afraid!!"
"This is a blessing from the gods for you."
"There is no malice, and it will not affect you. On the contrary, this is a chance to change your destiny!"
As he spoke, Lancelot edited a message and sent it to the dwarves with [Instant Messenger].
"Did you receive it? This is the change that the blessing brings to you! It is harmless!"
After stabilizing their mentality, Lancelot continued:
"Try to pray to the great god of knowledge."
"Regarding the divine arts, combat skills, or other knowledge you want. He will give you guidance fairly and selflessly!"
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