Don’t Come Over

grass.

Hastily.

Damn, why!

Chenxi sat on the carpet on the first floor, feeling that he couldn't breathe anymore.

Stupid awakening!

Stupid awakening!

Stupid!

Big idiot!

Chenxi jumped with anger.

His junior high school sports expertise, high school basketball team, the university is known as the little prince of Haida basketball. Athletic ability and physical coordination are top-notch, when did this happen!

It's black history!

It is a black history that must be deleted!

Chenxi closed the bunch of garbled codes and windows that he knocked out, and rushed under the sofa in a panic, trying to find the time machine.

The virtual window in front of him disappeared, Lou Shi came back to his senses, and wanted to laugh a little, but in the end he was still held back.

He himself is an awakened person, and he is naturally aware that the awakened person and the awakened body will influence each other.

A few exceptions are particularly tenacious in spirit.

This is very unique, it's the rabbit next door who always competes with him for the first place.

A lop-eared rabbit is not only not timid, docile, and does not eat grass, but even smashes the sky among a group of carnivores, becoming the second force of the interstellar thieves.

Oh, now the Lion Heart is gone for the time being.

So that rabbit is number one.

But that rabbit is a special case, and most of the awakened people-including Lou Shi himself, are also the one that was affected by the awakened body.

For example: strong territorial awareness, extreme xenophobic thinking, excessive enthusiasm for meat eating, accustomed to using ambush tactics to attack opponents and so on.

Lou Shi was somewhat affected by these habits, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with them.

Especially after Chenxi made a comparison.

Lou Shi looked down at the combing brush he was holding, and for the first time had an urge to know what kind of breed Chenxi was.

It is really rare to be so stupid.

Never seen such a silly cat.

Although Chenxi may not be a cat.

But so far, he looks the most like a cat, and some habits and growth conditions are no different from cats.

Oh, not right.

Lou Shi suddenly realized that he hadn't had much contact with animals like cats.

It is impossible for him to keep pets, and none of the fleet captains around him are cats.

His knowledge of cats is basically limited to his classmates at Awakening School.

But he was a cat in the same family, one is a puppet cat and the other is a leopard.

The former was incredibly docile, while the latter squatted on the tree every day waiting for opportunities to beat people, which was completely different from Chenxi.

The difference is gone.

Lou Shi thought so, went downstairs, stood in the living room and looked around, and found that the cat cub was gone again.

Lou Shi: "...come out."

Chenxi hid under the sofa, and naturally did not find the time machine.

He heard Lou Shi's voice, raised his paw, pressed his ears and covered his face, trying to pretend that he hadn't heard it.

Lou Shi slapped his tongue and walked around the large living room on the first floor. In the corner, he saw a white tail poking out from under the sofa.

The tail was motionless and looked listless.

The gap under the sofa is half a slap in height, and only Chenxi's body type can get in.

Lou Shi walked over, patted the sofa, and shouted, "Come out."

Chenxi did not come out, his tail was like a periscope, tilted to the left and right, as if trying to sniff the Lou Lion.

When cats see this dangling thing, their paws are itchy.

Unfortunately, the lion is also a cat.

Lou Shi endured it, not holding it back, he leaned over, reached out and held down the tip of his tail.

Chenxi was startled and pulled his tail back in an instant. The cat turned around under the sofa and saw Lou Shi's indoor slippers at a glance.

The tail ran away, Lou Shi patted the sofa again: "Come out."

Chenxi aggrieved and poked his head out of the sofa.

As soon as his head came out, he was grabbed by the nape of fate with his hands.

Lou Shi put him on his lap: "What are you hiding?"

Chenxi let out a listless "mi", "I didn't hide it, I was just looking for a time machine."

"Time Machine?"

Chenxi typed words like a scrap cat: "Use the time machine to go back to before Xixi made the big mistake of social death."

Hee Hee?

Lou Shi repeated this nickname in his heart, wrote it down, and said casually: "The only one who saw you rolling down the stairs..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

shut up!

Be yourself!

Chen Xiguang felt that he was allergic when he heard the words "roll down the stairs".

Only a little bit away from passing away on the spot!

Just a little bit! !

Looking at Chenxi's evasion from reality, Lou Shi skipped this topic altogether.

He picked up the comb and held down the cat cub who wanted to run away.

As soon as the comb touched his head, Chen Xi felt that something important had left him at this moment.

He struggled and turned his head: "Boss, don't throw away the combed hair!"

Lou Shi had a meal.

Chenxi urgently typed: "I put it away!"

Lou Shi frowned slightly: "You put it away?"

He had thought that Chenxi was too attached to the Mao he had fallen, but now it seemed a bit outrageous.

Chenxi didn't think there was anything outrageous. He remembered those sewing tutorials and typed: "You can make socks, gloves, hats by twisting it into woolen rope."

Lou Shi was silent for a moment, thinking a little subtle whether Chenxi wanted him to not shed his hair or shed more hair.

To make a sock, glove, hat, this kid may have to shave off his body at least twice.

But Lou Shi didn't break, he nodded and agreed to Chenxi's request.

Chenxi jumped off his lap, found a small bucket, and rolled over with Jingling all the way.

"Meow."

use this!

Lou Shi has no objection.

Chenxi sat on Lou Lion's lap, took a deep breath, holding a brave heart, and typed: "Boss, I'm ready!"

Then he quickly turned into a pool of liquid under the power of the brush.

Gan!

Okay, so cool!

Was it so cool?

Chenxi instantly forgot the rejection she had just made, and was so comfortable that her tail cocked.

Day duck.

Grooming is like sleeping in a small box. It's super cool. Lou Shi moves lightly, uses good techniques, and even presses his chin.

The boss is great, I like the boss so much.

Lou Shi looked at the kitty cub who was so refreshed that he was ascended to heaven, and he reached out and shook his little head: "Don't you want to make a fierce mess?"

Chenxi typed seriously: "Who? Who is making trouble?! Are there any kittens that don't like grooming?"

Lou Shi frowned.

Chenxi shamelessly said, "It's super comfortable to comb, I love combing!"

After knocking on this row, he added: "Boss, don't stop."

Lou Shi:...

Lou Shi has never seen such a bold person.

He watched Chenxi, who quickly re-spread a piece of cake on his lap after typing, paused, and continued to comb his fur.

Lou Shi found that he had broken many cases on this kid.

But forget it.

Lou Shi thought, what does it matter if he keeps such a clear mind and mind, but only pays such a little exception?

Chenxi was so refreshed that he didn't even care about the hair that was gradually piled up in the small bucket in front of him.

He dangled his tail with great enjoyment and felt unparalleled happiness.

Combing is so happy, Xixi has to think of a way to stay happy.

Chenxi reached out to the terminal and began to search for robots for pet keeping.

You can't expect Lou Shi to comb his fur all the time.

Relatives and friends are even more impossible.

Chenxi didn't want them to know that he was awakened at all.

Otherwise, his parents would surely beat the gongs and drums, and the whole world would know.

The awakened person must register, and Chenxi doesn't want to register.

Although the registration will give him a generous welfare subsidy, and the money will be poured on him when lying at home every day, it will also cause him trouble.

Just as retired soldiers remain in reserve for a long time, the Awakened will be forcibly recruited at certain special times.

Forced levy will definitely have something to do with Yun Lianyi.

Because Yun Lianyi is on the list every time.

After all, fantasy species are particularly useful.

The only way to solve the levy is to run out and become an interstellar thief.

But Chenxi would never be an interstellar thief.

So in order not to cause this series of troubles, we simply cut off all possibilities directly from the source.

As long as no one else knows that he is the Awakened, everything will be fine!

Chenxi happily dangled his tail, searching for various robots, and then looking at the prices, the tail gradually stiffened.

A cat robot that only has the functions of shoveling feces, combing hair, feeding cat food, cutting nails, cleaning utensils and health check, will cost a full 25 thousand!

Chenxi was stunned.

Who are you who keep cats?

One by one, does the money come from the wind?

Chenxi flipped it down without believing in evil, and found that the cheapest one was 18 thousand.

Chenxi: …彳亍.

Hee Hee understood.

Xixi, who was in debt of 110,000, was not qualified to consume this thing at all.

Chenxi's happiness gradually disappeared.

He looked at the cheapest robot for a long while and closed the window coldly.

Lou Shi took a casual look: "You want to buy a robot?"

Chenxi: "I don't have any money. I wanted to find a robot with combing function. I can't always expect the boss to help me comb my hair. You are so busy."

Lou Shi slowly threw the hair on the brush into the bucket: "When did you see me busy?"

Chenxi:?

It is the first time for Xixi to see such a person who speaks so rightly and honestly that he does not go to work every day.

But the boss.

It's fine for you to know things like fishing in your heart.

Speaking out has a bad influence.

Lou Shi is a bit worthy: "I can comb your hair completely."

Chenxi was moved in a complete mess.

Day duck.

Who is Lou Shi!

Tens of millions of people up and down every minute!

He was willing to spare time to comb Hee Hee's hair!

it is good!

As expected of my boss!

Chenxi was very moved, and then refused Lou Shi: "Thank you boss, but no, I will be embarrassed, I owe you a lot better."

Lou Shi casually scanned the line that Chenxi had typed out, and said indifferently: "What's the embarrassment? You can pay back what you owe me slowly, and it's more time."

After all, no accident, Chen Xi would never be separated from him in this life.

Lou Shi didn't plan to let him be free at all.

So their time is still very long.

Chenxi didn't know anything about it.

He was just more embarrassed.

Because he was actually going to pay off the debt quickly, he just packed up and got out of the way.

But look at the tolerant attitude of the boss, the amiable tenderness, the generous salary, the strength and technique of grooming.

Chenxi felt like a scumbag who had turned his face ruthlessly before he got it out of his mouth.

Chenxi hesitated for a while: "Then...thank you boss."

"Yeah." Lou Shi replied.

Chenxi turned his head and looked at Lou Shi, who was grooming him carefully, and suddenly felt that he was even worse.

by.

Why can't Yun Lianyi hit Loushi's HE?

Even if he didn't play HE, there were still a bunch of death endings.

Lou Shi is obviously such a gentle man!

No matter how you think, Yun Lianyi has a problem with his own strategy!

Lou Shi realized that Chenxi was looking at him, and said smoothly, "Grooming is necessary. You can search for it and learn more."

Chenxi opened the search engine obediently.

The one recommended by search engines at the top is a sharing post about the experience of raising cats.

Chenxi clicked in and saw two small tabby cats raised by Tie Zhu, male.

This post is very detailed.

Starting from picking them up and vaccinating them for deworming, talking about cat moss ear mites and some skin diseases that they will get when they are young.

It also includes the hair bulb disease mentioned by Lou Shi.

As for things like changing hair and teeth, they are all very clear.

Chenxi turned down carefully, and then caught a line of words caught off guard.

—Dahua is in estrus, always peeing, and riding his brother. Today, I will send them two brothers into the palace!

The picture is a photo of two tabby cats being hooped on the Elizabethan circle.

Chenxi shuddered immediately, and took a breath.

He typed nervously and asked Lou Shi: "Boss, during the awakening period, the awakened person has to quickly go through the process of the awakened body from infancy to the growth period, right?"

Lou Shi nodded: "Because the awakening age is generally adolescence, it is basically in the semi-mature period, and the unstable awakening period is over."

When Chenxi heard the words, he stumbled upon words and words: "But, but I awakened at a very old age, I am an adult! I am 22!"

Lou Shi had a meal and realized that this unexpected situation might be different from the usual awakening.

Chenxi didn't get Lou Shi's accurate answer and almost cried on the spot.

His paws trembled crazily when he typed, "Then, that, I, will I be in estrus, boss?"

Lou Shi showed some hesitation.

? ? ?

What are you hesitating, boss!

Why do not you speak!

Lou Shi watched Chenxi fainting in the next second, but he still said bluntly: "In theory, it is very possible."

Chenxi kicked twice on the spot.

What kind of tribulation is this awakening!

What did Xixi do wrong and want to go down to the world like this!

Hee Hee is tired.

Hee Hee wants to go back to the sky and never go down again! !

This mundane world is not worthy of noble Lao Tzu!

Chenxi closed his eyes and lay straight on Lou Shi's lap. Thinking of Schrodinger's estrus, he couldn't help feeling sad.

Knock it in!

Hee Hee doesn't want to live anymore! ! !