Don’t Come Over

Chen Xizai carefully rummaged over the consequences of the dog drinking Coke.

The effect of low dose is negligible.

After the dose is exceeded, symptoms such as excessive wheezing, rapid heartbeat, and emotional excitement will occur.

In severe cases, it can cause shock or even death.

Chenxi felt like she was suffocating.

Hee Hee suspects that his eight-character will be flying upwards.

Otherwise, Yun Feiyang is fine, why would he be pulled to wash his stomach twice after eating two meals with him.

Chenxi glanced at the opened snack bag and several large empty Coke bottles through the seam between her paws.

Yes.

He did feel that Yun Feiyang became more and more excited when playing games, but it is not normal for him to become excited when playing games!

Who would have thought that happiness water contains caffeine!

Isn't Coke just sugar water that will bubble up? !

You are dirty.

You are no longer the pure water of happiness.

You actually contain this stimulant ingredient!

Chenxi felt that his worldview was really shaken.

The little kitten took a deep breath, stood up again, and followed the medical robot that moved Yun Feiyang into the infirmary in small steps.

He glanced at the light on the head of the medical robot representing the difficulty and severity of first aid, and found that it was green.

Fortunately, fortunately.

Green is the slightest degree, about just need gastric lavage.

In contemporary society, various medical methods have been very developed, and gastric lavage has long since caused patients to feel pain.

It is estimated that Yun Feiyang dared to do this because of this.

Chenxi squatted beside the emergency room and opened the search engine.

Chenxi never expected that he would read the dog-raising guide after reading the cat-raising guide!

There is no way.

Who makes Yunfeiyang's self-management consciousness extremely bad!

It doesn't seem to be the same breed as the clever golden retrievers who can walk on their own with a leash on their own!

Chenxi sighed in his heart and clicked on the most popular dog-raising post.

This time he was long-minded. He first clicked to report and found that there was no report record for this post before he started to read it.

Coincidentally, the owner of Tie also raised a golden retriever, a milk dog brought back from someone else's house, just weaned.

Chenxi looked at the pictures of other people's milk dogs.

He looked up at Yun Feiyang again.

Gee tut.

Look how cute they are.

You lost, the clouds are flying.

Chenxi dropped the post and saw the vaccination written by the poster before the official content.

It is very troublesome to raise a large dog like the Golden Retriever.

To ensure sufficient exercise, or the dog will choose to demolish the house because of the energy that has nowhere to vent, and the smell of staying at home will be very heavy.

Dogs also need the owner to accompany to play, otherwise they may fall into depression because of loneliness.

Regarding feeding, it is necessary to feed scientifically, otherwise the dog will experience phenomena such as hair loss, indigestion, calcium deficiency and so on.

Chenxi choked.

How can raising a dog be so much more troublesome than raising a cat!

When I went to the country before, people didn’t always eat whatever dogs they ate, but people in the city were so particular about it!

Chenxi pulled down and reached the official content written by the host.

"Little Golden Retriever Class is here! Lesson 1: Most suckling dogs are stupid. Usually they will eat as much as you feed, so be careful not to let the suckling dog die!"

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Chenxi slowly typed a question mark and continued to pull down.

"Little Golden Retriever Class is now on! The second lesson: Observe the papa of the milk dog!"

Chenxi:? ? ?

no!

Chenxi quickly shut down the dog guide post.

Chenxi squatted outside the emergency room, watching Yun Feiyang, who had completed his gastric lavage, be pushed out, jumped onto the stretcher, and followed to the ward.

He gave up his intention to continue reading the dog guide, and instead directly pulled a list of foods that dogs can't eat or can't eat more.

Modern society pays attention to science.

This superstition is simply not desirable!

As long as you are prepared to do enough, you are not afraid of the dog being poisoned again!

Full of confidence, Chenxi tapped his paw and pressed the search button.

Then he saw that on the searched list, chocolate came first and sugar came second.

"...?"

Fuck!

What the **** is going on with this dog Yun Feiyang!

…

Lou Shi silently closed the monitoring window.

RUBI didn't see the privacy mode he turned on, but heard the siren.

The rabbit licked the refreshment, "Hey" said: "You can't do it, this place has been invaded again?"

Lou Shi lifted his eyelids and stood up: "You should roll."

Their cooperation only finalized the first step.

But generally speaking, the cooperation between the two Star Thieves only needs to finalize the first step.

Because they may not even finish the first step, they may begin to tear up the covenant, or they may start tricking things over and over.

Lou Shi and Ruby know each other well, but they don't care about the process, only the result. Anyway, the final result is that the black mamba disappears, and the loot is 37 points. Lou Shi can give priority to selection.

So Lou Shi directly stated that Rubi could roll.

But Rubi didn't want to get out.

It is rare for him to see the unknown side of Lou Shi, and he does not get out.

Ruby gave a timid smile of a herbivore: "I don't have a spaceship anymore."

Lou Shi paused, looked up at Ruby, and pulled out a cold, **** arc that Ruby was familiar with at the corner of his mouth.

Then he did not hesitate to pull Ruby into the blacklist of the hotel.

RUBI was aimed at by automatic weapons hidden around the hotel in just two seconds.

He jumped up at the moment he noticed the abnormality, sparks and lightning all the way, and fled out with crackling craziness.

Lou Shi looked at the lawns that had been overturned by weapons, slowly retracted his gaze, and instructed the bodyguard next to him: "Repair as soon as possible."

"Okay, boss."

Lou Shi nodded, turned his head and walked to the infirmary.

He has to take Chenxi away.

He worried that his cat had stayed with Yun Feiyang for a long time and was assimilated by a silly dog.

It's silly enough in itself, no need to add a bit more embellishment.

When Lou Shi arrived, Chen Xi squatted in the corner of the ward.

If the goose yellow clothes on his body were not bright enough, he would almost merge with the infirmary.

Lou Shi leaned over and picked up the cat: "What are you doing?"

Chenxi glanced at Lou Shi and typed very seriously: "Thinking about the origin of man and nature."

Lou Shi: "?"

Chenxi: "Boss, you said Yun Feiyang is a dog, why on earth hasn't he killed himself yet?"

Lou Shi glanced at Chenxi's terminal page.

On the side of the memo used to type words, there was a "Ranking of foods that dogs can't eat/eat more".

Chen Xi kicked his legs and motioned to Lou Shi to put him down.

Lou Shi put him directly on Yun Feiyang's hospital bed.

Chenxi was still typing: "Yun Feiyang is still alive and kicking now. It simply doesn't conform to the theory of biological evolution!"

Lou Shi paused: "The awakened person will only be affected by the awakening body to a certain extent. In terms of dosage..."

Lou Shi got stuck at this point.

Yun Feiyang has been awake for so many years, how can he not know what dose he can accept.

He just wants to eat.

Lou Shi seeks truth from facts: "The more you don't eat or can't eat, the more you want to eat, it's human nature."

When Chenxi thought about it, he felt right. He typed out: "But this kind of psychology is not correct."

"Ok?"

Lou Shi felt that Chenxi hadn't finished speaking.

Chenxi: "I have to create a new hobby for him, maybe I can make him forget about desserts!"

The greatest enemy of contemporary young people does not come from material things, nor does it come from the economy.

And come from the corruption of the youth spirit from various entertainments!

Who would not like to play games!

I don’t like terminal games, there are console games, I don’t like console games, there are table games, I don’t like table games, and there are holographic games!

No one can stop the mental corrosion of the game!

Lou Shi watched the kitten reopened a memo page and started typing frantically. After thinking about it, he searched for the elimination of stars that Chenxi had put first.

Click download to start.

When Chenxi completed the list through memory and query, and was about to let Yun Feiyang who was about to wake up to play one by one, the terminal sent a reminder of Dididi.

In the ranking of the scores for the elimination of stars on the social account, Chenxi threw away the second place three times as much as a ride.

He has maintained this advantage for two months, and now he has been overtaken by others!

Chenxi was shocked!

He quickly opened the social account and found that the ID at the top of the list was "Gold Master Dad".

Chen Xi suddenly turned his head and looked at Lou Shi.

Lou Shi noticed his gaze and glanced up at Chenxi's terminal page. When he saw his remarks, he raised his eyebrows.

"Papa Golden Master? Huh?"

...

…

Gan!

Exposed!

Chenxi hurriedly closed the window and changed "Golden Master Dad" to "Guardian of the World's Best Boss" with the thunderous thunder and the ringing of the bell.

After the change, Chenxi felt uncomfortable.

He thought for a moment, and then he suddenly felt.

He quickly changed Lou Shi's remarks to "Boss" and added "The Best Boss Guarding the World" to his social nickname.

Chenxi reopened the ranking list: "Boss, you read it wrong."

Lou Shi glanced at the two IDs in the top row of the leaderboard, and nodded slowly: "Well, yes, processing capital."

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Chenxi was stunned, the whole cat looked stupid, staring at Lou Shi blankly.

Lou Shi had already retracted his sight, lowered his head and continued to wipe out the stars.

RUBI's previous attempts to dig the foot of the wall still gave Lou Shi a sense of crisis.

Being able to be swayed by money, it seems that the little cat loves money, and it just so happens that the last thing Lou Shi lacks is money.

Chenxi looked at Lou Shi, who was focused on destroying the stars, and let out a howl in his heart.

He seems to be able to understand the star-chasing mentality of his few roommates now!

Such a good baby, who doesn't want to show off so that the whole world knows it!

Chenxi, who has rarely posted in social circles, held back for a long time, but finally did not hold back, and was incomparably stunned.

"Guarding the best boss in the world: My boss is a fairy! He is handsome and has long legs! Gentle and considerate! A successful career at a young age, it is a fairy in the world, beautiful and flawless!"

Lou Shi eliminated all stars again, turned on the social account, and saw Chen Xifa's state at a glance.

He glanced at it, clicked a like, and commented: "Okay, processing capital, you are now 9,000 yuan a month, after tax."

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I rely on!

Chenxi was stunned.

He turned his head and glanced at Lou Shi, who was sitting on the side.

Wait, does Lou Shi actually like to listen to rainbow farts? !

Is that a coincidence!

Chenxi patted the cat's leg.

Hee Hee knows this best!

The rainbow fart light cards that Ye Langlang and the others should support were all written by Chenxi.

Chenxi is very handy and moves his claws like flying.

"Guardian of the best boss in the world: the boss of Meiyulou in the world! The boss of the gods go down to the ground! The boss of the Yushu Linfenglou! The boss of the extraordinary handsome man!

Not long after, Lou Shi clicked a like again.

He looked at Chenxi's two new social circles with great interest, but wanted to see what else Chenxi could say.

So he thought about it, and added two hundred yuan to Chenxi.

Chenxi immediately got energized, and he swiped three consecutive posts in the social circle, and his level of activity directly alarmed the Rainbow Fart Command Center.

Love each other 302 (4)

Ren Hanghang: "??? @Guardian the best boss in the world"

Ye Langlang: "?? You don't have to be the fourth one??"

Why doesn't it have to be this way?

What nonsense are you talking about!

You are not the one who pays Xixi nine thousand yuan a month!

Chenxi snorted disdainfully and typed: "You don't understand my boss's goodness at all."

Ye Langlang: "Have I heard this statement somewhere?"

Ren Hanghang: "Element Perception.jpg"

Ye Langlang: "You don't understand the goodness of Yunlianyi at all. jpg"

Ren Hanghang: "love! love! my cloud ripples!"

Guarding the best boss in the world: "Hey, my boss can send me money, can Yun Lianyi do it!"

Guarding the best boss in the world: "My boss can cover board and board and get a salary increase, can Yun Lianyi do it!"

Chenxi was about to continue his output, only to find that he had been mercilessly silenced.

Chenxi's eyes widened.

Fuck me.

Hee Hee just told the truth!

Do you have a conscience!

Chenxi opened the small window with Ye Langlang and was about to output another wave of passion, when Lou Shi picked it up.

"It's getting dark, have dinner, and then go do some exercises at night."

Chenxi quickly closed the chat window with Ye Langlang, very well-behaved: "Good boss, no problem boss, boss, you are so kind, you care about me so much!"

Lou Shi looked down at Chenxi.

Chenxi tried to make a sincere expression with a cat face: "I have never seen a better boss than you!"

"Good." Lou Shi nodded, "It seems that the job of a psychological comforter is very suitable for you, processing capital."

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Chenxi was stunned.

My goodness!

What kind of living Buddha is Lou Shi!