Don’t Come Over

When he was young and ignorant, Chen Xi thought about thousands of awesome ways for the awakened.

But he never expected that he could know what it means to destroy the destructive power in his own body.

It is embodied in the fact that everything is broken when touched, and what is pressed is broken, and a kick can shovel a large piece of turf for him.

The whole person is like a human-shaped Godzilla, which explodes wherever he goes.

Chenxi thought it would be much better to leave a house with furniture everywhere, but it turns out that it didn't.

He was wearing Lou Shi's large pajamas, and was stunned in the yard, looking down at the pit he had shoveled out.

From this look, Chen Xi's scalp suddenly exploded!

He shoveled precisely with this foot, just to dig out an ant nest.

A dense crowd of ants rushed out frantically and fled around here.

Hold the grass!

It's disgusting!

Chenxi takes a big step back!

Lou Shi didn't care how much Chenxi would destroy.

Anyway, the robot was finally sent to repair it. As for the maintenance cost, this kind of thing has never been a problem for him.

Compared to Chenxi's innocuous ability to tear down the house, it was the information from Ruibi that made him more concerned.

Lou Shi finished looking through the new information, and confirmed the acceptance feedback documents of Lou's new headquarters building. After stamping them with his own stamps, they heard a jingle.

He raised his eyes when he heard the sound, and saw his child come in like a gust of wind, rushed into the bathroom, took a basin, pressed the hot water button, and received the water.

Lou Shi: "?"

Chenxi stamped his feet on the spot, frantically rubbing the goose bumps on his body. When the pot of hot water was finished, he effortlessly took the big pot of hot water and rushed out of the house.

A pot of boiling hot water "hoola" poured it on the garden grass.

Then Chenxi collapsed even more.

Not only ants were killed by the hot water, but also other insects that were scalded out!

Knock it in!

Chenxi felt like she was suffocating.

He wondered if he had an inseparable bond with the insect since he awakened!

Haicheng is a modern metropolis, is the environment so healthy?

Obviously lived in the dormitory for three years, not even a cockroach!

What to say, Chenxi saw a two-fingered cockroach crawling out of the cracks in the soil, and then slowly...spread its wings.

Chenxi's brain buzzed, and the basin in his hand fell to the ground with a "slap".

"Meow!"

The kitten screamed, regardless of the clothes and terminals that fell on the ground, turned his head and stepped on four short legs, at a speed of two hundred steps, and ran into the house like crazy.

At this moment, the unmoving man in the living room on the first floor feels particularly safe in the eyes of cat cubs.

Chenxi kicked his hind legs, and the white hairballs slapped on Lou Shi’s trouser legs. While meowing in panic, he climbed up all the way, trying to get into Lou Shi’s coat pocket, but found that Lou Shi did not wear a jacket.

Chenxi was stunned.

Lou Shi looked down at the fluffy fluff that was climbing up his trouser legs. Just about to reach out to support the cat cub, the cat cub squatting on his lap kept doing nothing, stretched out his paw and unbuttoned his shirt. In the gap between, he went straight into it.

"..."

Feeling the fluffy Lou Lion on his stomach was silent for a moment, just about to talk, he felt the fluff on his stomach move, and his little paw pressed his abdominal muscles.

Hey, rely on me.

This abs.

Chenxi felt the hard muscles under his paws and pressed them again.

Oh my!

This abs!

Lou Shi is indeed Lou Shi!

Chenxi couldn't help pressing it again, and then touched her soft belly.

Of course, the little basketball prince also has abdominal muscles.

Chenxi's abdominal muscles are smooth and smooth, and the mermaid line sinks in annoyance. At a glance, he looks healthy and vigorous.

But it's different from Lou Shi, where you can see a sense of gushing power across the skin.

Lou Shi's abdominal muscles are simply the shape a man dreams of!

Lou Shi felt that Chenxi's little meat pad was pressing on his stomach, and his expression was a little subtle.

When did he get so close to the soft and deadly position of his abdomen by others, and he was pressed to and fro.

Lou Shi lowered his eyes and sighed silently as he looked at the furry buttocks that leaked from the gap in his shirt.

"Come out." Lou Shi said.

Chenxi poked her head out, and just meowed, Lou Shi grabbed her neck and pulled it out.

Cat Cub kicked all four paws in the air.

Lou Shi put him on the sofa, got up and went out, took a look at the pajamas that had crawled on a pile of bugs, and raised his brows.

Seeing these bugs, Lou Shi knew what was going on.

The squeamish kitten cub.

Lou Shi leaned over and picked up Chenxi's terminal, turned his head and walked back.

"I think you were quite courageous when you wanted to dig out a honeycomb." Lou Shi threw the terminal to the cat cub who was lying on the sofa.

Chenxi retorted, "That's different!"

"Oh?" Lou Shi asked, "what's the difference?"

Chenxi typed: "My family used to keep bees! My family never had such a big cockroach before!"

Damn, that big one!

The cockroaches Xixi saw before were only the size of a little finger, and a pair of slippers could slap a litter to death!

The cockroaches in Haicheng are not only two-fingered, but they can also fly!

Can fly!

grass.

This species of cockroaches can fly, so **** unscientific, okay!

The more Chenxi thought about it, the more his mentality exploded: "Just this size, flying cockroaches, even if I look like a human, I'll be scared!"

Even if Hee Hee was a child who grew up in the combination of urban and rural areas, he had eaten bombed locusts, pulled mantis legs, fought crickets and strung cicadas when he was a child, and he could not withstand the impact of cockroaches riding on his face!

Chenxi sent a wave of frantically, feeling that the awkward feeling on his body had faded, and then he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Boss, I find it too difficult to be a human being," Chen Xi said.

Lou Shi took a sip of tea: "How do you say?"

"Made's paws, Moder's fur, so high and so big, being attacked by insects, the target is too big, and you can be crawled on to take a bite." The more Chen Xi typed words, the more reasonable he felt, "I don't want to Be a human!"

Lou Shi: "Then are you going to have dinner with your classmates?"

Chenxi was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly wilted.

Of course I still have to go.

People also have to do.

Lou Shi asked the robot to do a complete deworming of the neighborhood.

The only areas for insect control are the swimming pool and the interior of the house. Some insects in the garden are normal, and it can even save some special maintenance costs.

But now, without considering these, Lou Shi glanced at the cat next to him.

Chenxi had already ran into Lou Shi's room and put on a loose set of pajamas.

Real man, unyielding and persevering in the face of setbacks!

Chenxi rallied again, rolled up his sleeves, and rushed out aggressively.

…

When it was dark, the clouds that had tortured him for most of the day in the gym walked back, dragging his tired body.

Halfway through, he saw a tuft of white hair lying on the ground.

Relying on the fact that there was no one else in the entire hotel, Chenxi lay on the road so loudly, looking up at the starlit night, feeling that he was already a waste cat.

Yun Feiyang came over.

Wearing a big vest and a towel around his neck, he squatted in front of Chenxi, and poked the cat with his hand.

You are so stinky, the clouds are flying.

Chenxi looked at Yun Feiyang's slightly round face and let out a weak "meow".

"What's the matter with you?" Yun Feiyang asked, looking up and looking around.

The surrounding area is almost like a violent wind passing by, the shrub layer is bent, the ornamental trees are cut crookedly, the lawn has been shaved several pieces, and the weeder that is probably the culprit is still standing on the side.

Yun Feiyang was shocked: "...Is this a thief?"

Nope.

no.

Which thief dares to come to Lou Shi's site?

Do you dare to steal the lion without the racing skills of RUBI?

Have you ever asked those robots with long guns and short cannons in their stomachs?

Chenxi let out a "meow".

No thief.

It's just an ordinary cat.

But this cannot be blamed on Hee Hee.

How can you blame Hee Hee?

Hee Hee is innocent too!

If you want to adapt to the body's functions, you have to keep doing things to adapt.

Chenxi really couldn't find anything to do here.

So he tried to help pruning the trees at first, but his artistic skills were not good enough. In the end, he was distributed by a robot to shave his head in the bushes.

But humans only use two feet to walk, which is really bad for balance!

So Chenxi accidentally fell a few times and threw the bushes out of pits.

Then he was driven away by the alarm of the robot Ula Ula, and rushed to the mowing place.

He wondered if there is no technical content required to mow the lawn, isn't it just walking on the lawn with the weeder?

How easy is this!

As a result, as soon as he got started, because of too much force, the blade of the lawnmower was sinking, and he shaved the lawn out on the spot.

Oh day.

The awakening of the strong is so terrifying!

Chenxi glanced at Yun Feiyang sadly: "It's so hard."

Yun Feiyang, who was losing weight, immediately felt grief: "Yes, it's hard work."

Chenxi turned over and sat up, and looked at Yun Feiyang's tearful eyes with his claws, and typed out ruthlessly: "But after hard work, you still have to cooperate with a diet."

Yun Feiyang's tears disappeared instantly.

He stretched out his hand and flicked the cat cub's forehead. Just as he was about to pick up the cat cub, he was blocked by a paw.

Chenxi became even more ruthless: "Don't fight me, you're so stinky."

Yun Feiyang:?

Yun Feiyang didn't listen.

Not only did he not listen, but despite the resistance of the cat cub, he picked him up and hugged him in his arms, and rubbed him frantically.

Hehe.

Chenxi choked on the spot and rolled his eyes: "Why don't you take a shower in the gym!"

Yun Feiyang: "Because the gym doesn't have the shampoo smell I like."

Chenxi:? ? ?

…walk slowly.

In terms of exquisiteness, Hee Hee lost.

Chenxi clutched his nose and was sent all the way back to Lou Shi by Yun Feiyang.

The cat cub came back with a smell of dog.

When Lou Shi took the cat, his face was so gloomy that he almost didn't directly kill Yun Feiyang.

Yun Feiyang sensed the crisis and looked up at Lou Shi, only then realized what he had just done.

He numbly put the cat cub into Lou Shi's arms, curled his neck and tucked his tail, and ran away in a hurry.

Chenxi looked up at the tail under Yun Feiyang's shorts, pointed and meowed.

Yun Feiyang is so big, it seems that he can't control his tail.

Lou Shi would like it, very simply: "He is stupid."

Chen Xi was stunned, unable to refute for a while.

He thought for a while and tried to rectify Yun Fei's name.

Chenxi: "Nor can you say that, Yun Feiyang is like this because he treats us as friends..."

Before the cat cub was finished typing, he was staggered by the big lion's tongue and rolled twice on the spot before stopping.

Chen Xi was dumbfounded for two seconds, then turned his head to look at Lou Shi who did not know when he turned into an awakened body. When he was about to lick the second bite, his eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and his two claws pressed the big lion's tongue.

Chenxi's face was dazed: "Boss, what are you doing?"

Why did you suddenly want to establish your position and lick the cat's fur?

Lou Shi also typed: "You smell like a dog."

Chenxi was taken aback for a moment, and then reacted, Lou Shi meant to cover the smell of flying clouds on his body.

He was stunned for two seconds, feeling that the lion's territorial consciousness was too strong.

In fact, it does not have to be the case.

Chenxi: "I just take a bath."

Lou Shi looked at Chenxi silently, realizing that the other party was not happy that he licked his fur, an inexplicable irritation appeared in his heart.

He took a deep breath, grabbed Chenxi and walked to the bathroom.

Lou Shi slowly typed: "Bath."

Chenxi keenly noticed that his boss didn't seem to be in such a beautiful mood.

"Okay, I take a good bath."

After finishing typing, Chenxi glanced at Lou Shi cautiously, wondering why Lou Shi was suddenly upset.

Lou Shi: "Yeah."

He finished typing the word and turned to leave.

Chenxi was taken aback, and then wailed twice.

The big lion paused and turned to look at the kitten.

Chenxi lowered his head and typed: "I haven't eaten dinner yet, where are we going?"

Lou Shi raised his paw and patted Chenxi's head, calmly typing: "I will help Yun Feiyang lose weight."

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