Don’t Come Over

Lou Shi couldn't help thinking of the conversation with Chen Xi last night.

In the dialogue, these two words were also mentioned.

Lou Shi knows the feeling he likes.

How can you not know what it's like to like when you are born?

Like these two words, scientifically speaking, it is the excitement and happiness brought by dopamine conduction. Perceptually speaking, it is an emotion that can make people relaxed and happy.

Even when he was in the quagmire of losing control before, Lou Shi still had this kind of emotional perception.

He likes meat, likes a lazy nap, likes to patrol the territory in a spacecraft...

I used to like to fight.

It's just that this love has never been extended to a specific individual.

And he himself was not a person with so delicate emotions, so that he didn't realize his abnormal emotions for the first time.

Lou Shi was silent, carefully recalling what he had talked with Chenxi yesterday.

What did Chenxi say at the time?

Chenxi asked him if he had ever been in a relationship, what his ideal type was.

I also asked him whether he likes men or women.

Under what circumstances would one person ask another person this kind of question?

Lou Shi's brow frowned after a little analysis.

Either Chenxi liked him and was testing him.

Either Chen Xi found out what was wrong with him earlier than he himself, and was testing him.

Oh, there is another possibility.

It's this silly cat who thinks it out and asks it casually.

Lou Shi thought about it carefully, and felt that in the end this possibility turned out to be...very high.

But not necessarily.

Lou Shi carefully tasted his previous operations.

Although he always felt that no matter what he did, it was reasonable, but from the perspective of a normal person, there was indeed something abnormal.

Excessive possessiveness, contradictory connivance, and considerateness that is completely inconsistent with Lou Shi.

Although his kid is a bit stupid, he is not stupid. It is normal to notice something wrong.

Lou Shi even felt that Chenxi might be quite sharp.

Not only that, Lou Shi remembered how Chenxi had froze after saying "Is that friend yourself" last night. He thought that Chenxi might know a lot of things, but just didn't say it.

Lou Shi's memory is very good.

He remembered that he once asked Chenxi what he thought of the star thief.

At that time, Chen Xi did not respond directly to his likes and dislikes for this group, but from a neutral perspective, saying that "large star thief clusters are better than small star thief clusters" and expressed his own opinions.

At that time Lou Shi thought this kid had some ideas.

But now that I think about it, maybe Chen Xi had already known something—for example, he had known that he was a star thief leader, so he picked the most infallible argument.

Lou Shi still remembers that when they first saw Yun Feiyang, Chenxi knew that Yun Feiyang liked desserts.

However, Yun Feiyang's preference for desserts is not particularly easy to check.

At that time, Chenxi answered his question with confidence.

—Why do you know that Yun Feiyang likes desserts?

-I just know it.

Logically speaking, Lou Shi should have asked more deeply at that time.

But because Chenxi's answer was too arrogant, plus the previous performance was too silly, and the resume was too normal...

In short, there are a series of reasons. Anyway, Lou Shi felt that this kind of intuition—or intelligence gathering ability—may be a special talent of fantasy.

But afterwards, Chen Xi did not perform similar behaviors, Lou Shi himself did not care too much, so this matter was naturally forgotten in the corner.

But for this kind of thing, it's okay if you don't think about it together. Once connected, grab the end of the thread and pull it lightly, and you can quickly bring out a long list of things, and everything becomes extremely clear.

The boss knocked on the fingertips of the desktop for a moment, closed his eyes slightly, and let go of his brows, sighing with such a little helplessness.

It seems that before we talk about relationship issues, we have to solve this fluffy little problem.

Chenxi's behavior was to be thrown into the dungeon to be tortured in accordance with Lionheart's rules.

Lou Shi thought of this and glanced at the projection.

There is no dungeon in Haicheng.

Lou Shi thinks a little bit.

There is no way, it seems that he can only come to torture himself.

Lou Shi's gaze shifted, and he looked at the worm toy that was sealed by him and threw it under the bed in the lounge.

He stood up, raised his foot and walked over.

…

After eating lunch, Chenxi was staring at Ren Hang in a daze.

Of course, staring at Ren Hang in a daze is not because he has any special thoughts about Ren Hang.

Chenxi was just collecting material.

The previous ugly Ye Langlang hurt the cat's self-esteem too much. Chenxi learned from the pain and decided to take a closer look at Ren Hang, and then the entire decent design drawing came out.

I have to find an excuse for my failure... No, find a reason!

Chenxi is quite good at this aspect.

He thought about this reason in a thunderous manner!

Hee Hee's failure must be because he didn't make the design drawings seriously!

Others make dolls, but they all have design drawings.

Chenxi felt that she didn't do it blindly, and it was already very good to be able to create a personal appearance. As for the problem of ugliness...

After thinking about it, he still thinks that the doll is ugly, but it really has Ye Langlang's charm.

Just, realistic!

Damn, isn't this kind of thing just trying to understand it!

There is a saying, we are like that!

It's exactly the same. He wants to take a picture with the doll. Everyone will think it's the same!

Chenxi was very determined.

The cat cub lay in the cat litter next to Ren Hang's desk, holding his tail, up, down, left, right, and right, carefully watching Ren Hang who was in a hurry.

Hey.

Hanghang, the unlucky boy, didn't have the calmness of Xixi when he took office!

Think of Benmao taking office, attracting much attention, and even a cat taking over the KPI of the entire publicity department for a quarter.

It is simply a performance savior and a gospel for social animals.

Chenxi glanced at the cat snack that was stretched over.

He smashed his mouth, stuck out a half of his face, bit the dried fish, and drew it back.

The young lady who came to feed the cat suddenly showed a motherly smile.

Chenxi softly "meowed" at her, then turned his gaze to Ren Hang.

The colleague next to Ren Hang took a probe and whispered, "You have a good animal relationship?"

Ren Hang turned his head and looked at the cat. He felt that it might be because he had been in contact with Lou Lion and had some smell, that's why the cat kissed him like this.

But this cannot be said to colleagues.

Ren Hang scratched his head: "...It's okay. I have cats and dogs in my own house. I have raised them for ten years. Maybe I smell the same smell?"

The colleague sighed: "I also want to raise small animals, but the dormitory is not allowed."

This dormitory refers to Lou's staff dormitory.

Ren Hang hadn't moved in yet. Hearing what a colleague said, he immediately leaned over and asked about the rules.

With Ren Hang's probe, Chen Xi couldn't see his face.

When the collection of materials was interrupted, the cat cub gave a "meow" and got up from the cat litter before turning over and walked to the front of Ren Hang.

But Ren Hang's head was stretched to another station, blocked by a partition.

Chenxi didn't say a word, listening to Ren Hang's small talk, when the topic developed to "I will ask my brother to have a meal after get off work today", Chenxi's eyes widened.

He stretched out the mat and patted Ren Hang's hand vigorously, meowing with anger.

Ren Hang, you big dog!

You can count the number of times your **** treats for dinner in three years of college!

Do you invite others as soon as you go to work?

With a new love, forget your old love, you scumbag!

Ren Hang retracted his head halfway and glanced at the cat, thinking that the cat wanted to play.

He thought for a while, tied the bag he had just used for carrying things into a small ball, and shook it in front of the cat.

Chenxi's head shook.

With a "biu" on Ren Hang's mouth, he threw the bag in his hand.

Leaping out with the red bag, there was also an agile white figure.

For a while, people in the office who didn't prepare cat snacks and cat toys seemed to have discovered a new world, with bags of bags, towels without bags, and toilet paper without towels.

They held their arms high and kept "Mimi" in their mouths.

Chenxi held the bag in his mouth, and when he looked up, he was frightened by the office's garden eel-like hands.

Am I knocking inside!

what? !

The bag in Chenxi's mouth fell to the ground, turned his head and rushed into the crack of the next material cabinet, and shrank to the innermost side in horror.

A room of "Mimi" humans swarmed in and threw all the cat snacks into this narrow gap, but still did not attract the frightened cat out.

But this little cat didn't mean to waste food at all. There were a lot of cat snacks thrown in, all of which were hooked into the depths by the cat's paws.

When Mr. Bodyguard arrived at the place, they had regretfully given up teasing the cat.

"Special Assistant Li?" The department manager stood up from the office, looking surprised.

Most of Lou's employees only know Lou Shi by his name, but they are very familiar with this special assistant Li, who is really in charge.

There was a sudden silence in the office.

"I'll pick up the cat." Mr. Bodyguard said, nodded to the department manager, and asked, "Where is the cat?"

The manager pointed to the cracks in the material cabinet in the corner of the office.

Mr. Bodyguard doesn't spend much time with Chenxi, but it's not too small.

He knew that Chenxi liked sleeping in such a narrow and dark place the most.

Mr. Bodyguard gave a soft tut in his heart.

Take a look!

Look at this little unscrupulous cat cub.

The boss was not thinking about food and tea over there, and the cat was sleeping with a round belly after eating.

It is very unqualified.

Wages should be deducted.

Mr. Bodyguard, under the idea of ​​Cat Cub's salary card, walked to the side of the material cabinet. Just about to knock on the cabinet, he called out Chen Xi, when he heard a heart-piercing and extremely aggrieved meow.

Mr. Bodyguard was taken aback.

He looked at the middle of the gap and saw a tearful cat head at a glance.

"come out."

"Meow!"

Chenxi smelled the familiar smell, saw the familiar face, and burst into tears.

can not go out! Eat too much!

Hee Hee is stuck in the corner of the cabinet!

Hee Hee can't get out!

Brother bodyguard takes my hand!

Save the child!

Mr. Bodyguard listened to the miserable and miserable meows, and watched Cat Cub's attempts to crawl out but failed repeatedly. He was knowledgeable and hesitated for a moment.

"... Are you stuck?" he asked in a low voice.

"Meow!!"

exactly!

The bodyguard brother cat language tenth level!

The bodyguard brother is super awesome!

Brother bodyguard save Hee Hee!

Save the cat! Save the child!

Chenxi cried bitterly!

The bodyguard stunned, and looked at the tearful cat for a few seconds, and said, "Then you are pretty good."

?

…Thank you?

Don't say it is awesome!

Save the cat first!

Chenxi Mimi, so pitiful!

Mr. Bodyguard looked at the cat stuck in the corner of the cabinet and sighed.

He understood why their boss was so special to the cat cub.

Being stupid to be such an awakened person is probably the only one in the entire universe.

Don't say it, blame it for being cute.

Mr. Bodyguard raised his hand to buckle the cabinet and moved it aside.

Chen Xi escaped from birth, with a face full of love, was picked up by the bodyguard and patted off the ashes on his body.

Mr. Bodyguard turned his head and nodded to the people in the office, and walked out of the office with the cat in his arms.

On the way back, he always felt incredible.

As we all know, cats are made of water.

If you can get in, you should be able to get out.

"How the **** did you get yourself stuck?" Mr. Bodyguard said, getting on the shuttle bus and pressing on Pussy's chubby belly, "Too greedy?"

"Meow!"

Chenxi kicked frantically.

This is all a human conspiracy!

It's the smelly Hanghang who killed Hee Hee in!

The group of people watching the cat hide and feed snacks, it is bound to make the cat stuck inside, so as to achieve the idea of ​​letting the cat stay in their office forever!

It has nothing to do with gluttony!

Oh, human beings.

conspiracy! It's all a conspiracy!

Chenxi meowed angrily, flapping his tail on the stool of the shuttle bus, snapping.

Mr. Bodyguard couldn't understand what the cat cub meant this time.

He just said: "You didn't come back for lunch, the boss was very upset."

Chenxi was stunned.

Unhappy? Why are you upset?

Chenxi was puzzled.

Didn’t you come back for lunch?

He won't go back to sleep tonight.

Mr. Bodyguard glanced at the cat, went to the door of Lou Shi's office, and put the cat down.

"go in."

"mum."

Chenxi responded, not taking it seriously, and straightly opened the cat door and walked in.

Lou Shi, sitting behind his desk, raised his eyes and looked over: "I'm back?"

"Meow!"

Chenxi responded and jumped onto the desktop. Before he could touch the terminal, he heard a terrible meow.

? !

Chenxi pricked his ears.

Why is there a cat meowing here, the boss!

Chenxi turned his head very vigilantly, and saw that a surveillance projection was playing in front of Lou Shi. The protagonist of the projection was a weeping cat whose head was stuck in the corner of the cabinet because of eating too much.

Oh my day!

Which wicked ghost shot it!

Chen Xi suddenly turned his head to look at Lou Shi.

Lou Shi looked subtle, and looked away from the projection, and turned to Chen Xi who was sitting in front of him, looking up and down.

Chenxi felt that his gaze was full of hesitation, "Do I want to keep raising this cat so stupid?"

Chenxi alertly typed: "Boss, what are you thinking about?"

Lou Shi glanced at the toy capsules piled in the lounge, and said, "Do you want to continue..."

Lou Shi paused when he said that.

He originally thought he was going to use a bunch of insect toys as a means of intimidating cats, which was silly enough.

But never expected that Chen Xi quickly refreshed his cognition.

Chenxi nervously typed: "Continue what?"

Is there really no more cats?

Then where do I go to find a job with such high salaries and such good benefits?

Chenxi couldn't help sinking into thought.

"Ok…"

Lou Shi thought for a while, but decided to continue. He carried the cat into the lounge, closed the door, and threw the cat onto the soft bed.

Then he picked up the gashapon and placed a circle around the cat.

Chenxi looked around and slowly typed a question mark.

"These are all bugs." Lou Shi said slowly, as if it were true, "Poly detection, if you lie, the bugs will crawl out."

Chenxi:? ? ?

A bunch of things such as "It's overturned", "Hee Hee exposed", "Lou Shi knows", "Why does Lou Shi know what he knows", "Is the boss cheating on me" and so on in Chenxi's mind Thoughts.

But in the end, none of these thoughts remained in Chenxi's mind.

Chenxi just lowered his head slowly and glanced at the white toy egg the size of his cat's head.

Chenxi was stunned.

Chenxi was shocked!

Chenxi turned around and ran away!

Lou Shi held down the cat, "What are you running?"

Chenxi was panicked: "There are bugs! It's the size of my head!"

Lou Shi: "If you don't lie, it won't come out."

Chenxi: "Are you threatening me?"

Lou Shi: "Yes."

?

You still admit it so generous!

Chenxi couldn't believe it.

The cat cub was pressed on the bed, struggling for a while between the desire to survive and the shame, and then quickly overcame the shame.

Lou Shi pressed the cat as he was about to ask his first question, and the fluff under his hand suddenly changed.

Lou Shi was slightly startled by the warm and smooth touch, and the eye-catching spot was a beautiful spinal sulcus.

Lou Shi's eyes were slightly sinking, and the strength of his hands was a little lighter, and his fingertips gently rubbed down the beautiful gully.

Chenxi's scalp tightened, he pulled the quilt and turned over, wrapped himself up, sat up, and kicked all the gashapons on the quilt.

Then he raised his head and looked at Lou Shi who was kneeling on the bed and straightening up.

Lou Shi was looking down at his palm and rubbed it.

"The bugs can't threaten me now!"

Chenxi raised his chin and said.

There are mere worms the size of a palm, I have one jio each.

Lou Shi looked up, took a look at Chenxi's current situation, and nodded: "You are right."

Then Lou Shi got up, locked the closet, and picked up the backpack Chenxi had put aside on the sofa, threw it out of the lounge, and locked the door of the lounge.

Lou Shi said slowly: "Now there are new threats."

Chenxi:? ? ?

Fuck! !

Lou Shi, you smelly pig! !

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