Qin Yu opened WeChat on his phone and clicked into a WeChat group called"A Family that Invades Each Other".
There were his father, his mother, his grandfather and his grandmother.
When he clicked into the WeChat group, he saw that the most recent message was a public account forwarded by his grandmother a few hours ago.
【Sitting for a long time, staying up late and chanting are equivalent to chronic suicide, don't do it again! 】
The most outrageous thing is that she also @ed him and his father...
To this, Qin Yu just wanted to say, slander!
She is slandering me!!!
Are you kidding, he never sits for a long time or stays up late, huh!
Qin Yu considered the words and thought about how to send them so that he could reasonably ask for the spirit stone.
At this time, he couldn't attack directly, but had to save the country in a roundabout way.
Immediately, he sent a sighing kitten emoticon in the WeChat group.
A few seconds later, grandma replied.
【[Grandma]"My dear grandson, what's wrong? Why are you sighing?"
【Spring Breeze Ten Miles] Patted you and praised your KunKun for being awesome!
Qin Yu: ???
【Pink Peony] (Mom):"6!"
【Golden Flash] (Dad):"6!"
【[The Brave Wolf of Beiliang] (Grandpa):"6!"
Qin Yu was stunned.
Damn, I forgot to change his pat note.
Thinking of this, he quickly changed the subject.
【True·Friend of women·Rising superstar in the idol world·Combines handsomeness and wisdom·Cute and charming Yusan】:
"Oh, grandma, I regret it so much now. I only hate that I didn’t work hard to practice when I was young, which resulted in me only being promoted from a one-star martial artist to a three-star martial artist in just one week. I regret it so much, I feel so powerless!"
(PS: In order to avoid wasting words, Qin Yu’s WeChat name will be shortened to Yu Sang (゜▽^*))
【Spring Breeze】:"???"
【Pink Peony】:"???"
【Gold glitter】:"???"
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"???"
【Yu Sang】:"Damn, what the hell are you guys doing with all these question marks? I am really a three-star martial artist now, okay?"
【Spring Breeze】:"Oh my god, my dear grandson, have you recovered from your strange illness that prevents you from absorbing spiritual energy?"
【Yu Sang】:"Well, grandma, it was fine a week ago. However, the reason why I can be promoted so quickly now is also related to absorbing spirit stones. Unfortunately, the spirit stones are almost used up now. I am worried about where to get another batch. I am worried now.~"
【Spring Breeze】:"There's nothing to worry about. Your grandfather is the inspector of Daxia. He must have plenty of these things."
【Spring Breeze】:"@【Brave Wolf of Beiliang], please quickly bring us a hundred or eighty special-grade spirit stones."
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"Damn it! My dear, do you think that special-grade spirit stones are cheap? You can buy a hundred or eighty of them. Even if you sell my old skin, it is not worth this much."
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"@【Yu Sang], Sun Za, you are now 18 years old and an adult. You must learn to be independent and can't always rely on your family. When your grandfather was young, the family was very poor. There was no spiritual stone for you to absorb. You had to rely on your own hard work. Young people, you have to endure more hardships. Only those who endure the most hardships can become superior people."
【Yu Sang】:"Oh I see"
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"That's right, this is grandpa's good grandson."
【Yu Sang】:"By the way, Grandpa, the last time I passed by a shop called"Pink Rose", I seemed to see……"
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"Ahem, I suddenly remembered that I seem to have deposited more than a hundred mid-grade spirit stones in Longteng Trading Company. You can use them."
【Yu Sang】:"Love you grandma,(๑•ᴗ•๑)♡!"
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"??? You little bastard, it was your grandfather who gave you the spiritual stone. Why are you thanking your grandmother?"
【Yu Sang】:"Because it was grandma who asked you to give it to me, so there is nothing wrong with me thanking grandma."
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"Damn, what kind of bullshit logic is this, little brat, is your butt itchy again?"
【Spring Breeze】:"What are you doing? Do you want to beat your grandson? Do you want to kneel on the washboard again?"
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"……"
【Yu Sang】:"Cover your mouth and laugh JPG"
【Gold glitter】:"The brave Beiliang wolf turned into a cowardly Erha dog"
【The Brave Wolf of Beiliang】:"@【[Golden Flash], I can't deal with your son, and I can't deal with you either, just wait, I'm going to come over and beat you up now!"
【Gold glitter】:"???"
……
Qin Yu put down his phone, with a slight smile on his face.
Solving the problem of the supply of spirit stones made him happy.
But how should he complete the task of teaching this ungrateful owner a lesson?
It's been half a day, and no one has come to make trouble.
He can't just sit here and wait.
Qin Yu's legs kept shaking, and his eyes rolled around.
Usually at this time, this kid is thinking of something bad.
Eh?
Got it!
Qin Yu suddenly thought of a way that seemed to work.
Then, Qin Yu turned his evil eyes to the children who were playing in the community.
Children, according to normal logic, should also be considered owners,(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia...
Thinking of this, Qin Yu came to the children with a smile as warm as spring breeze.
"What are you guys playing? Can I play with you?"
One of the fat guys wearing branded clothes saw Qin Yu's security uniform and curled his lips in disdain.
"We are all upper class people, you, a stinky security guard, are not worthy to play with us."
Qin Yu:"(╬▔Dish▔)"
This kid is just a kid. Who taught him such a mess? His words really deserve a beating.
However, this is exactly what Qin Yu wants and meets the point of the owner who doesn't know what's good for him.
Next, just teach this fat kid a lesson.
Thinking of this, Qin Yu still smiled on the surface and said:
"I know magic, I can make the lollipop in your hand turn into two."
The little fat man was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Qin Yu suspiciously:"Really, you are not going to cheat me of the lollipop, and then eat it yourself?"
Qin Yu's mouth twitched slightly.
Who the hell wants to eat this lollipop that you, a fat man, have licked! I don't want it even if it's free!
"How about I give you a hundred-dollar bill as a deposit?"
"Hundred-dollar bills?"
The little fat boy's eyes lit up when he heard this.
For him, who is less than 8 years old, even if he comes from a wealthy family, a hundred yuan is definitely a huge sum of money.
Qin Yu raised a strange arc at the corner of his mouth, and then took out a red bill from his trouser pocket, smiled slightly and said:
"I'll give you a hundred-dollar bill, you give me a lollipop, and I'll perform magic for you."
""Okay, okay!"
Although the little fat boy was mature compared to other children of the same age, he was still a little brat after all, and he completely lost his mind in front of the hundred-dollar bill.
Then, Qin Yu took the lollipop from the little fat boy and handed the hundred-dollar bill to him.
After taking the lollipop, the smile on Qin Yu's face disappeared immediately. He made a throw and made a long three-pointer, throwing the lollipop in his hand steadily into the trash can in the distance.
However, the little fat boy was not annoyed at all when he saw this, but said happily:
"You breached the contract, so the hundred yuan belongs to me!"
"Haha, you big fool! Still want to lie to me? Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid? With this hundred yuan, I can buy a hundred lollipops! Great, great! Hahaha!"
Qin Yu smiled slightly:"Oh? Really? Take a closer look at the banknote in your hand?"
The little fat boy was stunned when he heard it, and looked down at the banknote in his hand, and a big doubt flashed in his pupils.
This hundred-yuan bill is indeed very similar to the ones he usually sees, but it is a little different.
If he remembers correctly, the hundred-yuan bills he has seen all have [Daxia Bank] written on them, but this bill has [Tian Di Bank] written on it.
Strange?
With the little fat boy's limited IQ, he couldn't tell the problem at all.
Then, he showed the banknotes in his hand to the children next to him and asked:
"Do you think there is anything wrong with this banknote?"
Seeing this, several children fell into deep thought.
After a long while, a child who looked like a 'very smart' child said cheerfully:
"I got it!"
"The hundred-yuan bills we have seen before were all from Daxia Bank, but this one is from Tiandi Bank, and Tiandi Bank is of a higher level than Daxia Bank. That is to say, the gold content of this hundred-yuan bill is even higher than the hundred-yuan bills we usually see!"
"Oh? So that's how it is!"
The kids all suddenly understood.
Qin Yu was also completely stunned when he heard this.
What kind of bullshit logic is this!
Hearing that there was no reminder from the system to complete the task, it was obvious that this little fat boy hadn't realized that he was being fooled.
Thinking of this, Qin Yu sighed helplessly and said:
"Look at the back of the banknote."
"The back?"The little fat boy was stunned when he heard this. He turned to the back of the banknote and saw the words"Hell Money" printed on it.
The little fat boy's face changed immediately, and his chubby face turned red with anger:
"Damn it! You, a dead liar, dare to give me ghost money?"
""Little ones, come together and beat him up!"
The little fat boy waved his hand, and several children rushed forward, ready to teach Qin Yu a lesson.
Then, five seconds later,……
"Ouch... woooo, I'm going home to tell my mom, woooo〒▽〒"
The fat boy who was thrown on his buttocks, with snot and tears, led his brothers to leave in a hurry.
At the same time, Qin Yu finally heard a system prompt.
"Ding! Teach a ungrateful owner a lesson! Defense +1, role point +1!"
"Ding! Complete the security mission, and the reward rating is being calculated.……"
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