"Hold on, boy with thick eyebrows!"
Qin Yu and Liu Damao ran over quickly.
"What's wrong?" Li Xiaoke turned around and asked curiously.
"My name is Qin Yu, his name is Liu Damao, what's your name?"
Qin Yu smiled and stretched out his hand.
Li Xiaoke also smiled when he heard it, and stretched out his hand to shake it, saying:
"My name is Li Xiaoke.
Qin Yu nodded:"Okay, thick eyebrow boy"
"
Although you were of no use to help me today, I still want to thank you for your help."……"
"You're welcome. In Daxia, monsters are forbidden to roam. Eliminating evil is my lifelong pursuit!"
Li Xiaoke raised his thumb and smiled, revealing a row of neat white teeth.
However, when Qin Yu and Liu Damao heard this, their expressions became a little subtle.
Qin Yu and Liu Damao suddenly whispered mysteriously:
"Ruo An……"
Li Xiaoke's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this:"I will……"
The code is correct!
The eyes of the three of them lit up at this moment.
"You read this novel too! ?"
"You guys watch it too?"
"Hahaha, so we have the same interests.
The three of them immediately hugged each other's shoulders happily.
"Which god is the coolest in this novel?"
"That must be the goddess of the night, Nyx!"Liu Damao said as a matter of course
"No, I think it should be our Great Xia’s Fighting Buddha Sun Wukong!" Li Xiaoke objected.
"If you ask me, in front of the omniscient and omnipotent magic god Merlin, other gods are rubbish!" Qin Yu said with a laugh
"Climb, climb, climb!!!"
The three of them put their arms around each other's shoulders and began to talk excitedly about the plot of the novel as they walked. It was like meeting an old friend in a foreign land and regretting not meeting him earlier.
"By the way, I heard that a new massage shop has opened in the black market. It’s not very formal. Why don’t we go give it a try?" Liu Damao asked with a mysterious smile.
"Oh?" Qin Yu raised his eyebrows:"Not so formal? Then you have to go!"
Li Xiaoke looked puzzled:"If it's not formal, why do you still have to go?"
Qin Yu and Liu Damao looked at each other and couldn't help but smile at each other.
It turned out that he was still a pure little white paper.
It seems that they have to let them dye this kid with some yellow dye.
Thinking of this, the two of them also directly put their hands on Li Xiaoke's shoulders and said with a smile;
"Just come with us, and we will definitely open your eyes."
Then, everyone came to the newly opened massage shop with laughter.
As soon as he entered, Liu Damao saw a massage service called"Pink Back Stepping" written on the large LED screen hanging in the hall.
He looked at the proprietress at the front desk and whispered:
"Madam Boss, is that what the pink step on the back means?"
Upon hearing this, the Madam Boss smiled and said:
"That's what I mean."
Liu Damao's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he immediately waved his hand and said:
"Then give one to each of the three of us!"
"OK, the prices of our pink backrests are 98, 198 and 298. Which price would you like?"
"Let's take a look at the 98th one first."
Qin Yu and the other two were led into a spacious massage room by the staff, took off their clothes, put on massage clothes, and then lay on a bed.
Li Xiaoke looked around with curiosity:"This is my first time in this kind of massage shop. Is it really that comfortable?"
Qin Yu smiled and said,"Don't worry, I promise to make you feel so comfortable that you want to die!"
Hearing this, Li Xiaoke began to look forward to it.
Soon, three slender and beautiful young ladies walked into the massage room one by one, bowed slightly to Qin Yu and the other two.
"Hello, three guests, we are your masseurs this time."
Qin Yu and the other two were all brightened when they saw this, and they couldn't help but gasp.
"Oh my god! This is the 98! ?"
Qin Yu and Liu Damao smiled at each other. They knew that they had come to the right place this time.
The quality of the 98 is so high, so the 298 must be sky-high!?
Thinking of this, Qin Yu waved his hand and said:
"We don’t want the 98 one, just give us the 298 one!"
The three girls' faces suddenly darkened when they heard this, and they left angrily.
Liu Damao laughed and said to them:
"Sisters, please forgive me. It's not that you can't do it, but our standards are very high, and ordinary people really can't satisfy us!"
Li Xiaoke was still puzzled at this moment:"Aren't these three young ladies just now very good? Why do we need to change them?"
Qin Yu and Liu Damao smiled and said nothing when they heard this.
Then, about a minute later, when Qin Yu and the others were lying comfortably on the bed ready to welcome a better life, the ground suddenly began to tremble slightly.
""Hmm? Lao Qin, do you feel the ground shaking? Is it an earthquake?" Liu Damao asked in confusion.
Qin Yu rolled his eyes.
"I told you to read more but you insisted on sleeping in class. Our Jiangnan City is not even in the earthquake zone, so how can there be any earthquake?"
""Oh." Liu Damao nodded.
At this moment, the door was slowly pushed open.
Qin Yu and the other two were all brightened when they heard the sound. They looked in the direction of the sound, wanting to see how high-quality the 298 was.
Then, the next scene made them petrified in an instant.
Three huge figures like Tiger tanks pushed the door open and walked in.
They were strong and fat, and the ground shook violently with every step they took!
Isn't it a sense of oppression?
This is it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
At this moment, Qin Yu and the other two were completely dumbfounded!
If they were stepped on by these three Titan beasts, their hearts would probably burst!
They shouted:
"I don't want 298! I still want the original 98!"
However, before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by these three strong women.
"Stop talking nonsense! The three of us have been waiting for a long time today before the first bell came!"
"Today, you have to step on my back whether you want to or not!"
"No, don't!"
"Don't come over here!!!"
"Ah!!!! Holy shit!~~~"
……
An hour later, the back-stepping time was over.
Qin Yu and the other two foamed at the mouth and collapsed on the bed, dying.
They only felt that their internal organs were displaced and their bones were falling apart.
"Is this the horizon you want to open up for me?" Li Xiaoke said with a look of grief and indignation.
"I don’t know whether my horizons have been broadened or not, I only know that my ass swallow is going to be stepped on and cracked!"
"Brother, it's a mistake. I'll take you to experience a real massage next time."
Qin Yu and Liu Damao waved their hands with a listless look on their faces.
In the end, they lay on the bed for three or four hours before they finally recovered and left the massage parlor, each going home to their own mothers.
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