Don't panic when fleeing famine, the boss of the last days holds a space artifact

Chapter 85 “Poisonous” Snake

Jiangnan He Tiantian was completely unaware of Jiang Shun's plot. At this moment, they were roasting horse meat.

Horse meat itself is crisp and sweet, with a better texture than beef. In addition, there is almost no fishy smell, and it is delicious with just a little salt.

"It's a pity that after eating this piece, it won't be available tomorrow..." He Tiantian said carefully while chewing the horse meat.

Zi Nu suddenly said, "This is not easy. When you get out of the mountain, you can eat as much as you want!"

Jiang Nan glared at him, looked at He Tiantian dotingly, and said, "Let's buy horses later and raise them ourselves. You can eat them whenever you want!"

While chewing, He Tiantian said softly: "The horse is so cute, how can you eat a horse?"

puff!

Jiang Nan almost burst out laughing. When he looked at Zi Nu, he was looking at He Tiantian with doubts in his eyes, as if he was saying: Why is this woman so fickle? One moment she says it tastes good, the next moment she says she can't eat it...

He Tiantian looked back at him: Boy, you still don’t know that a woman just wants it if she says she doesn’t want it, right?

Aunt Jiang looked at her family in harmony, with a proud expression, as if she was looking at the country she had built...

Suddenly, Jiang Nan screamed.

He Tiantian was the closest. She turned around and saw something hanging from Jiang Nan's buttocks. It was dark and looked like a rope, but her subconscious reaction was that it should be a snake!

She quickly picked up the knife she was using to cut meat, and when she picked up the knife, she found that the snake had been cut into two halves.

At this moment, no one cared to admire her superb knife skills, everyone's attention was focused on Jiang Nan's buttocks.

"Lao Liu! What's wrong?" Aunt Jiang ran over in a hurry.

Jiang Nan covered the bitten place and grinned: "It's a snake, bitten by a snake!"

"What should we do? Is it poisonous?" Aunt Jiang was so anxious that she wanted to take off Jiang Nan's pants to check in public.

Jiang Nan covered his waistband in panic and kept saying: "No, no, no! I'll see for myself! Just see for yourself!"

He quickly checked his own pulse. After a moment, he frowned and looked at He Tiantian, "It's poisonous. You have to suck the poison out quickly!"

He Tiantian looked at his hand covering his buttocks with a confused look on his face, "Huh? You want me to suck it?"

Jiang Nan looked around with a sad look on his face, "Then who do you want to let?"

But no, he is already a fifteen-year-old young man, so it is definitely not appropriate for his sisters-in-law. It seems that his brothers are not suitable either, and neither his mother nor his sister are suitable.

He Tiantian turned his attention to Jiang Shi, "How about... let Uncle Shitou come?"

Jiang Shi had a shit-eating expression on his face, and so did Jiang Nan. Finally, his eyes passed over Zi Nu, then fell back on He Tiantian's face, and whispered: "We are both engaged anyway, you don't want to be a widow, right?"

Before He Tiantian could say anything, Zi Nu shouted: "That won't work!"

Jiang Nan turned around and saw Zi Nu's face filled with indignation, so he had to ask: "You mean you're here?"

Zi Nu's expression looked like he had eaten two kilograms of food, "You are dreaming!"

Jiang Nan cast his gaze on He Tiantian's face again, and said sincerely: "Just a few strokes will be enough..."

"I...I...I don't..." He Tiantian backed away repeatedly.

"If you don't smoke it, you will become poisonous!" Jiang Nan said with a bitter look on his face.

He Tiantian gritted his teeth, thinking that he couldn't live without such a good helper, so he just closed his eyes and acted like a pig!

But before she could say yes, the crowd in the Jiang family was suddenly separated. Jiang Changgong rushed in. Without saying a word, he held Jiang Nan down and said, "Why are you still grinding? If you grind anymore, your life will be over! Little girl

Why bother, I’ll do it!”

Jiang Nan was held down so brutally. Before he could say, "Actually, this snake is not poisonous," Jiang Changgong had already removed the poison for him vigorously.

Of course, at this moment, the eldest girl and the young daughter-in-law all consciously turned their backs.

Most people are embarrassed to see it, but there is one person who is not ordinary people.

Jinfeng didn't expect that Jiang Shun actually dug up a snake, and with previous experience, he wrapped his hand in his coat in advance and was not injured at all. He also smoothly threw the snake to Jiang Nan's house.

Just behind Jiangnan.

But she didn't expect the next scene, so out of curiosity, she kept looking around.

Of course, the scene where the eldest girl and the young daughter-in-law turned around was the happiest scene for her.

truth!

She was looking at it with enthusiasm, when suddenly she was slapped hard on the back of the head, accompanied by Jiang Shun's angry scolding: "What are you looking at?!"

Jinfeng turned around and said aggrievedly: "I...I just...just watch the excitement!"

Jiang Shun scolded him all over his face: "What? I've been starving you these past few days? You're shameless, you dare to look at everything!"

No matter how thick-skinned Jinfeng was, he was still ashamed to be scolded like this in front of everyone.

But this is just the beginning. Ma snorted and said, "I told you before, can you marry someone like this? If you give birth to a baby later, you won't even know who it is!"

In order to please Ma, Jiang Shun's two sisters-in-law also agreed.

"That's right, brother, you'd better go and coax my sister-in-law back!"

"Sister-in-law Xiu Niang is so nice and docile, isn't she a hundred times better than this guy?"

Jin Feng was so wronged that he died.

Jiang Shun glanced at her, and his eyes really went to Xiu Niang.

While he was talking, Jiangnan had already finished healing his wounds. He took out some herbs himself, chewed them up and applied them to the wounds. He didn't dare to ask He Tiantian anymore.

Obviously, Jiang Changgong had the same idea as He Tiantian, just treat it like taking two bites of pork, it was quite tender!

He turned around and was about to leave. He Tiantian picked up half of the snake and handed it to him, "Uncle Chang Gong, this snake seems to be quite fat. You can give it to the children!"

Jiang Changgong was a little hesitant, but Jiang Nan quickly said: "The snake's venom is on the teeth, but the lower half is not poisonous and can be eaten!"

This half was as long as He Tiantian's forearm and as thick as a child's arm. Jiang Changgong immediately pursed his lips, "Okay! The food here today is not bad!"

After he left, Jiang Nan pulled out the remaining half of the tooth and handed it to Aunt Jiang, "This half is no longer poisonous. Let's make a soup to replenish it for you, dad, and the children."

repair!"

Aunt Jiang finally breathed a sigh of relief and happily went to stew the snake.

But the way He Tiantian looked at Jiangnan seemed a little meaningful.

Jiang Nan smiled awkwardly, "What's wrong? I'm fine!"

He Tiantian narrowed his eyes, "That snake is really poisonous?"

"It's poisonous! You don't know! It hurts!" Jiang Nan said while looking away guiltily.

He Tiantian pinched his waist hard, gritted his teeth and said, "Does it hurt like this? How dare you lie to me!"

"Xia Xia, have mercy on me!" Jiang Nan begged for mercy in a low voice.

Here, the future young couple were flirting and flirting, and over there, Jiang Shun was bombarded by the whole family again.

"You can eat snake teeth after you pull them out? Brother, what did you think? One of those fat teeth is enough for our whole family to eat!"

"That's right! What a pity!"

"Boss, don't do such stupid things again! Also, hurry up and coax Xiu Niang back, and get the child back too!"

Jiang Shun was bombarded by everyone, and all the thoughts he had originally planned to find Xiu Niang were gone. He lay down directly and covered his head with a dirty bedding.

But at night, Jinfeng got into his bed again...

(End of chapter)