Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Zhan Yanchao had a dream.

In the dream he was a transparent third person.

He saw a boy exactly the same as himself waving his whip and pumping Jisaku Shan into a ball.

Ji Zuoshan's limbs are very weak, which is actually a standard Omega posture. He skillfully protected his head, leaving all other parts to the whip, as if to acknowledge the **** life.

Zhan Yanchao was stunned.

He didn't have time to think why the small season would become Omega. He only knew that hitting Omega was not something that anyone could do.

He pulled the bastard's hand and slapped him.

However, he swung away with a single palm, only raising his air.

The scene has changed, and the person who is exactly the same as himself has returned to normal. He is holding Ji Zuoshan and buried his face comfortably in his arms, and Ji Zuoshan has been tired and fell asleep. His crow-like eyelashes trembled, as if he was in In a terrible dream.

Zhan Yanchao was half jealous and half angry, such as tormented in half-ice and half-boiling water, his body trembling with anger.

How could he do this to Xiao Ji?

The scene turns again.

Seeing that the man was dragging Xiao Ji and forcing him to fight with him, Zhan Yanchao was going crazy. He dragged the hand of Xiao Ji in his dream and shouted Don't go, don't listen to this bastard.

He had seen Omega in estrus on the front line. When the pheromone exploded, the Alphas behaved like hungry wolves smelling raw meat.

Don't go with him, it's too dangerous--

Did you hear Ji Zuoshan? !! ——

His shout was turned a deaf ear by Ji Zuoshan, and he looked helplessly at the young master in front of him, moaned, and nodded.

Zhan Yanchao watched the young master holding Ji Zuoshan's shoulders and vowed to say "I will protect you". He also watched Ji Zuoshan in the squatting small granary and was forced to run away by several Alphas.

He tried to drive the wolves with their fangs out of the granary. He waved his hands and even pulled out his own gun.

But as an outsider, his fists and his guns could not stop the wild beasts. The Alphas turned a blind eye to him, rushing through his transparent body, stretching their hands full of gun mud and oil towards Ji Zuoshan.

... Ji Zuoshan was yelling "Yan Chao", and he was calling his name.

Zhan Yanchao shouted in a crying voice: "Xiao Ji, I'm here, I'm here, don't be afraid."

But he couldn't even hold his hand and give him peace of mind.

He woke up with tears.

The aim was dazzling white, which made him slightly blinded, and the tears flowed even more fiercely.

Zhan Yanzheng was sitting by his bed reading the newspaper. He heard the movement of the bed and showed his face from behind the newspaper. Seeing his brother crying out of breath, he suddenly "layed" and ran. Find a nurse doctor.

Across the distance, Zhan Yanchao could hear the cry of his always elegant and rational brother: "Come on! My brother is awake!"

Zhan Yanchao coughed twice, struggling to reach for the caller on the bedside, and pressed it down.

Fortunately, it was only a moment when Zhan Yanzheng was out of shape. When the doctors and nurses came to check and confirmed that he was out of danger, he returned to Zhan Yanzheng who was decent and calm.

He wasn't wearing a military uniform, he was only wearing home clothes, and apparently he had taken care of him here for a long time.

He sat back to the bed and wiped his slightly wet eyes with a white handkerchief: "Does this hurt?"

Zhan Yanchao then dullly remembered the cause of his drowsiness.

Under the weak tactics arranged by Ji Zuoshan, the Zerg tried their best to attack the planet.

Zhan Yanchao is a force facing the enemy. He has been trapped in the sea of ​​insects for several times, and the crickets can't stop ringing.

Yanchao ’s mech was almost torn by insect wings, but his body was still fighting for more than ten minutes after he lost consciousness.

Zhan Yanbi slapped his head in the palm of his hand: "I almost didn't get back. Did you know that Dad almost killed me when he heard the news?"

Zhan Yanchao asked, "Where is he?"

Of course, Yanyan Yan knew who he was asking.

The ultimate goal of Ji Zuoshan's weak strategy is to convince the Zerg people that this human planet is already strong and capable, and can be won in one fell swoop. When the Zerg army set out, Ji Zuoshan led the troops to copy the Zerg rear.

Zhan Yan's expression was a little weird: "Don't worry about him, take medicine."

Zhan Yanchao sat up suddenly, and he didn't even care about pulling the wound.

He stared at his brother, "What happened to him?"

"He's very good!" Zhan Yanzhang pushed his brother back to bed, hating the iron road, "He brought his immediate army back without a hit! He also killed the Zerg Queen!"

Zhan Yanchao breathed a sigh of relief: "It's all right, all right."

After lying down for a few seconds, his eyes widened suddenly: "... What did he kill ?!"

Zhan Yanzhen took the newspaper in his hand and took a picture of Zhan Yanchao's face: "For eighteen days in a row, he is the front-page figure of various media websites. People are about to write his life into a legendary novel."

Zhan Yanchao clutched the edge of the newspaper and looked at Ji Zuoshan above, his shoulders trembling with excitement.

In the photo, Ji Zuoshan carried the Queen's huge head out of the cabin, covered with battle damage, but shining handsome.

It was probably the case when the war was sealed.

From now on in history books, there will be left Ji Zuoshan's name, hero, **** of war, words that can be imagined and unimaginable, all will come to him like a snow flake.

Zhan Yanchao stuck the newspaper on his face and took a breath of ink.

The print media is declining at the moment, and in this case, Ji Zuoshan can still occupy the front page, what it means is self-evident.

The newspaper that my brother prepared for himself made Zhan Yanchao think of the little season of collecting newspapers many years ago.

He asked him what he was doing to collect these junk, and Xiao Ji was a little embarrassed, saying that when he was wandering with his siblings, the newspaper was especially useful for keeping warm.

At that time, Zhan Yanchao came back with three newspapers and carried the newspapers in front of Ji Zuoshan. He patted him proudly and said, "No, follow this master, to protect you from starvation and freezing. How many newspapers do you want?" Enough.

As everyone knows, he missed a person and a whole life.

Now, only this faint scent of ink can remind him of the feeling of holding a newspaper and humming a small song to go home.

Zhan Yanchao wanted to cry and laugh.

At this juncture, Zhan Yan's communicator rang. He picked it up and just spoke two words. Then he held down the microphone and said to Zhan Yan's tide: "Call from the military department to condolence the head of the exhibition."

Zhan Yanchao buried his face in the newspaper and said dullly, "Tell them I'm fine and it's not convenient to answer the phone."

Zhan Yanji said, "General Ji personally called for condolences."

Zhan Yanchao got up from the bed, grabbed the phone, pulled the quilt, stuffed in, and his heart throbbed.

There was a faint voice from Ji Zuoshan over the phone: "Head of the exhibition, what happened to the injury."

Zhan Yanchao twisted his quilt horns: "I'm fine."

Ji Zuoshan said: "I watched the video of your battle. You led the army to effectively block the progress of the Zerg army. The Ministry of Military Affairs is considering granting you collective first-class power and pulling you from the regiment leader to the deputy division."

Zhan Yanchao imagined Ji Zuoshan's cold and indifferent expression on the phone side, and his face became hot: "Thank you."

Ji Zuoshan said, "In two days, I will go to the hospital with Chief of Staff Xu and General Bai to visit you. Now I am shopping with Rosie and Xiaoqing and see you back."

Zhan Yanchao: "Wait--"

His heart almost stopped, and Ji Zuoshan did not hang up the communicator: "Huh?"

Zhan Yanchao said cautiously, "Can you bring me my favorite fruit when you come?"

Ji Zuoshan replied openly: "Of course, I went to visit a doctor."

After hanging up the communicator, Ji Zuoshan said to Wang Xizhou, who was too tired to stick out his tongue, "Go?"

Who would have thought that now everyone praises and attracts countless young girls crazy heroes, wearing only a pair of sunglasses, a black and white checkered sweater with jeans, standing outside a pregnant shop.

Inside was Luo Qian and Wang Xiaoqing. The former took a leopard print, made a gesture on Wang Xiaoqing, and was beaten by Wang Xiaoqing.

Wang Xizhou with a shopping bag on his arm whispered: "Brother Ji, I really admire you. I am most afraid of going out with my sister to go shopping. I really don't know where they came from so hard."

Ji Zuoshan said, "But you're a puppet, so you should be with your nephew."

Wang Xizhou's eyes brightened when he mentioned the little nephew, but when he lowered his head, he was discouraged: "Brother Ji, Sister Luo Qian always buys clothes for my sister. Where is my little nephew's stuff?"

Ji Zuoshan said briefly: "Did I not buy it?"

He lifted a pile of baby clothes, milk powder and diapers in his hands, without the shelf of the Imperial God of War.

He said, "I used to help my parents take care of my children when I was a kid, and I knew well."

Wang Xizhou couldn't hide his worship: "Brother Ji, I and Junyun's children will be given to you in the future."

Ji Zuoshan laughed.

Qin Junyun is a civilian, and is the deputy company commander of Wang Xizhou. Wang Xizhou is a company commander, but he is convicted by Qin Junyun every day. He grabbed his cheeks and both were happy. Wang Xizhou washed his face with the best soap every day. Give him the best face pinch experience.

Wang Xizhou had said nothing, he was the wife of the future.

However, Ji Zuoshan had seen Qin Junyun's battle video, and even though he saw it, Wang Xizhou took the initiative to deliver it to his home, and tied a straight bow on his neck.

However, Ji Zuoshan also called Wang Xizhou, who feels good about himself, simply let him go.

Wang Xizhou lay on the railing and looked at Ji Zuoshan with a boring look. "Brother Ji, the third round of the worm star is over. What are you going to do after that?"

Ji Zuoshan looked up and looked at Luo Qian's back.

Now that the external problems have disappeared, the planet's long-standing arms tradition has lost its necessity.

Nowadays, more and more people speak for equality in the society. Ji Zuoshan intends to apply to the military after a period of time for public opinion to ferment, and to change the mech competitions that are held every year and mandatory for every age-appropriate teenager to be non-compulsory.

They are already born Beta, if you want to keep doing Beta, it doesn't matter at all.

If you want to do Alpha, it is naturally possible, but the excellent social resources enjoyed will be reduced by a considerable part.

As for Omega, there will definitely be some people who want to do it, but the government will need to limit and control the number of Omega, establish an Omega protection treaty, and restrict Omega's identity to the nobles.

Next, matters such as disarmament will continue to be carried out, and it will inevitably touch some old-school cakes.

This will be a very long process.

But Ji Zuoshan will carry on this cause as his empire God of War.

Ji Zuoshan didn't say much to Wang Xizhou, but simply summarized what he was going to do: "... I want people to have more choices."

Luo Qian and Wang Xiaoqing picked out the clothes and paid for them.

Rosie smiled with her shopping bag in her hand. "Okay, I bought everything from the second month to the tenth month."

Wang Xiaoqing rolled her waist.

Rosie kissed her face.

Wang Xizhou covered his eyes: "Oh."

Ji Zuoshan was smiling, and suddenly killed a person from the oblique stab, Wang Xiaoqing rushed over.

Ji Zuoshan took a short step, blocking Silently in front of Wang Xiaoqing, and said, "Don't be afraid."

... where there is Ji Zuoshan, where will Wang Xiaoqing be afraid.

Even if he randomly picked up a can of milk powder and threw it at the person, he would have the effect of a howitzer.

But the man didn't seem to want to attack anyone. When he was a few steps away from Ji Zuoshan, he slid down on his knees and walked on his knees, hugging Ji Zuoshan's thigh: "Save me, save me. "

People come to see that the physique is an adult Beta without combat effectiveness, which seems a little incredible to Ji Zuoshan-a Beta without combat effectiveness should have become Omega in the knockout round.

He was unkempt, his hair was covered with cripples visible to the naked eye, and he had a strong smell of stale garbage, most likely in a garbage truck.

Luo Qian covered Wang Xiaoqing's nose and helped her back.

Ji Zuoshan squatted down: "Slowly."

The man's mental state was obviously not good. His turbid eyes and bones twitched, grabbing his arms, and trembling, "Please, save me, and take me back to the space of the Lord God! I don't want to stay here! He is all Do n’t know me, why the **** am I coming back here--I want to go home, please take me home hahahaha-- "

Wang Xiaoqing frowned: "Is it crazy?"

She did not expect Ji Zuoshan to have such patience with a tramp who broke into the military service area, and even bent down and asked solemnly: "Are you from the space of the main god? Do you ... know Chi Xiaochi?"

A pair of dirty hands clasped his front placket, and he could not hear anything. His sharp nails nervously scratched his sweater: "Take me away, I want to go back to my own world ..."

The security guard heard the news, and after apologizing to Ji Zuoshan, he took his hands and tried to drag him down.

The man danced frantically: "Master God, Lord Goddess, I want to kill him !!! Kill him !!!"

Ji Zuoshan thought for a moment: "Wait."

Someone in the security already recognized who he was. He took a breath and trembled with excitement.

Ji Zuoshan gave a hush to the two security guards, and then turned to look at the crazy-eyed man. There was a conjecture in his heart: "Take him away, clean it first, don't start too hard. I will take him away when I leave."

...

When Chi Xiaochi had just finished his mission in the fourth world, his information was delivered in real time to "Between Shades".

Host code: 1198

Host name: Pond Koike

World difficulty rating: A

World completion: 100

Host status assessment: Each function is well and stable and can be transmitted at any time.

Total entropy obtained: 98 (below average 4190)

The bright red 98 nausea winner's brain folds began to tighten.

His voice was numb to the scalp: "What the **** happened?"

Since seeing 061 as a mech, the Lord God has not paid attention to the progress of this world. After all, he still has many other world situations to deal with.

AI was silent for a while: "Sorry, I have a lot of things going on at this time."

The main **** suddenly became furious: "I didn't make you optimistic about 061?"

AI: "Are you angry again?"

Lord God: "..."

"I have prepared the next world for him." The Lord God was quiet for a while, and his emotions calmed down a lot. "Call 089. It is his turn to report."

In "Between", 089 reported the number of his recently registered lottery one by one, and after confirming that all the data was correct, he turned off the display on his hand, and a pair of peach blossoms bent heartlessly into a beautiful Radian: "Boss, is there anything else?"

The Lord God asked, "How many times can you complete the task?"

089 Take a pen and write a subtraction formula on the palm of your hand and calculate: "More than two thousand."

The Lord God said, "How is your work?"

089 sincerely said: "It is annoying to not have snacks during working hours, and 023 he does not give me a movie. He has opinions on me and treats them differently. You must manage this kind of thought and advocate more. For me, for me ... "

He lazily complained for about a quarter of an hour.

Lord God: "..." feels big head.

He shut up, and then looked at the Lord God with clear eyes, seemingly eager to gnaw more crickets.

Lord God: "... well, you can go out."

089 disappointed: "Boss, you don't talk to me."

Lord God: "..." does not want to waste time with the words.

089 went out without the care of the boss.

The Lord asked: "Is the Trojan Horse system implanted?"

The AI ​​answered, "Yes."

The Lord God thought of the extent of his broken mouth, but he couldn't help but have a snack.

Every time he wanted to influence the host's mission progress, he installed a disturbing Trojan in 089's brain.

After successful interference, the Trojan horse will "suicide", destroying the evidence, once and for all.

The Lord God sneered.

... thanks to 089 being a rare idiot.

089 came out of "Between Xu" shortly after, and ran into 061, who came forward.

He leaned up and said with tears in his eyes: "Oh, dear, why haven't you come back to look at it for so long?"

061 doesn't look bad: "Baby, don't be angry, I only have you in my heart."

089 snapped the back of 061's hand: "Smelly shame."

Then he covered his face and sent out an indescribable silver bell-like laughter. Dengdeng ran to the office of 023 and opened the door to enter.

023's voice quickly came from the half-cloaked lintel: "Security, security, I have a neurosis here, don't you care?"

061 looked at the back of 089, smiled slightly, and prepared to go to the archives, wanting to check the records of his past missions.

However, just after taking a few steps, he felt something strange.

061 raised the back of the hand that was photographed by 089 and found that it was stained with ink.

In addition to a string of unclear subtraction formulas, there is also a line written backwards: "Be careful next world."

061 frowned, looking at the archives room a few steps away, thinking for a moment, or walking to a small store across the wall from the archives room.

As he walked into the store, a silent one-eyed eye appeared in the lock cylinder of the archive's twisted door handle.

It turned to the store where 061 was located, hesitated slightly, and seemed to be looking at his intentions.

Soon, 061 came out of the store carrying a plastic bag. In the bag were 089 favorite seeds and 023 favorite wafers.

The eye closed immediately, restoring the look of the door lock.

061 brought things to the office of 023, and the two were fighting each other. They didn't have time to talk to him, he smiled and turned back to Chi Xiaochi's body.

Chi Xiaochi chose to return to the Guanzilou during his vacation, as if he had no particular desire to go to see it except there.

One person, one system communicates by mobile phone, and looks at what moths will be in the next world.

061 thought of the ink left by 089 on the back of his hand, and he was always a bit ominous.

When the vacation is over, after he has completed the transmission with Chi Koike, he is still a little puzzled to see the scene in front of him.

Because everything looks particularly normal.

When Chi Xiaochi opened his eyes, the furnishings around him made him a little surprised.

He said to himself: "dressing room?"

This is completely the dressing room of the modern crew. There are two rows of makeup mirrors, which are placed against the wall, facing each other, and there are a lot of clothes on the shelves.

The makeup on his face was half over, and the eye makeup was extraordinarily heavy, looking like he was extremely tired.

Looking at this face in the mirror, Chi Xiaochi seriously commented: "Stomach deficiency, sometimes after excessive fatigue."

061 did not pick him up.

According to the contents of the discussion between Chi Xiaochi and 061, he thought that this would be an ancient world. After all, according to 061, the later the world was, the more it would deviate from the original world line.

He was thinking of looking up, and heard a female voice coming from the door: "Chunyang ... Ah, why haven't you finished your makeup ?! The director is pressing."

A woman appeared at the door of the dressing room.

Chi Xiaochi looked into the mirror nearby.

...... A woman is a beautiful woman with impeccable makeup, but it's empty below her neck.

Her head floated in the air like a balloon, smiling at Chi Xiaochi.

After speaking, the balloon drifted away.

After confirming that she was gone, Ichi Koike almost didn't fall down in a sigh of breath, and the voice of his voice was like a screaming chicken with his neck choked: "... Teacher Six, what is it ?!"

An icy voice of a machine different from 061 sounded in his mind: "Song Chunyang, the eighth mission begins. Please arrive on the set in time to start your mission."

…… Ichiko found out that since entering this world, 061 never spoke again.