Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

If you want him to be a woman, either he will die, or a group of others will die.

Don't even think about it.

Song Yan turned to look at Xia Zhiye.

Xia Zhiye: "?"

Song Yan: "."

Xia Zhiye: "…"

Go ahead.

What someone says is what they say.

Xia Zhiye tilted her head lazily and propped her head up: "Look at my snow-white skin, look at my not-so-black hair, and look at my bright red Lips, do you think I'm also quite suitable for a heroine?"

Everyone: "…"

Kong Xiaoxiao has a headache: "Xia Zhiye, you are sober, you are too tall, who will play the male lead with you? And the wedding dress in the last scene will definitely not be able to borrow your code, no Is it in vain?"

Xia Zhiye turned back and looked at Song Yan, feeling aggrieved: "They don't want me."

Song Yan: "…"

None of my business.

, the rest are men's clothing, it doesn't matter."

"Yes, yes, please, bro. Our class will become the laughing stock of the whole grade again if we don't think of a way."

"Really, I don't want to be sacked by the principal anymore."

"And the bonus is not delicious? Isn't the barbecue delicious? Isn't it delicious to eat barbecue with the bonus?"

"Brother Yan, don't worry, as long as you promise this time, you will be my reborn parent from now on, whoever provokes you, I destroy."

Song Yan really doesn't understand why this group of people is so enthusiastic about such a foolish thing, but it is very strange that the fool's fiery eager eyes , even made him a little unsure how to refuse.

And as we all know, hesitating will fail.

So at the moment when he was silent for a short time, Ruan Tian took advantage of the situation and clapped: "Okay! Since classmate Song Yan did not refuse, then we are determined! Thank classmate Song Yan for his sacrifice! Everyone Get ready for math class!"

After finishing speaking, she stepped on the small high heels and fled.

Other students also stood up and applauded: "Let us thank Song Yan for his great contribution to the rise of China! The whole class stood up and applauded!"

Luo Wei staggered a bit when he entered the classroom: "Has Beijing's bid for the Olympics succeeded again?"

Song Yan: "…"

Why did he come to this school?

Little Fatty originally thought that after doing such a thing, at least a little blood would be seen in this small group of rivers and lakes.

No matter how bad it is, one or two Xia Zhiye will die.

In the end, the Song boss behind him didn't do anything except put on a bad face all day.

Xia Zhiye didn't seem surprised, and accepted the role of Liang Shanbo very calmly.

Song Yan annoyed him: "Are you free?"

Xia Zhiye is reasonable: "They are not worthy of your beauty."

Song Yan gave him a calm monosyllable: "Go away."

"But who plays Ma Wencai?" Xia Zhiye asked Kong Xiaoxiao.

Kong Xiaoxiao did not hesitate: "Liu Yue."

"?"

Thirty-seven pairs of suspicious eyes.

Kong Xiaoxiao reluctantly said: "This is designated by Tianmei. Didn't Liu Yue take a week's sick leave? Tianmei said that he already knew what was wrong and made a change, so let's pay attention to it. , give him a chance to correct and don't isolate him."

"It's fine. You can make him greener. Anyway, the script is in our hands, and we control everything." Zhao Ruiwen, the academic committee, stretched out his **** and pushed the glasses, "See how I can turn corruption into magic."

“…”

I always feel a little unreliable.

Zhao Ruiwen was unaware of this distrust, and continued to ask: "Who will play Zhu Yingtai's mother? There are still a lot of scenes in this scene. She is the main contractor of the jokes I designed. ."

Kong Xiaoxiao: "Fang taste it."

Zhao Ruiwen: "This is fine."

Song Yan, who was writing the papers beside him, suddenly raised his head and asked Xiao Pang, "Who is Fang Tian?"

Little Fatty: "Would you believe me if I said it was me?"

Song Yan: "...Sorry."

I can't blame him for this, mainly since the beginning of the school year, I have almost never heard of anyone calling Xiaopang's name, and Song Yan is a perfect execution of "it's none of my business, it's none of your business" so it's normal not to know.

Then Song Yan asked again, "But they don't call you by your first name."

Xia Zhiye replied friendly: "Because there is an idiom, it is called to come to Japan."

"..." Song Yan, "Sorry."

Little Fat was injured twice, silently crying.

The only advantage of being forced to participate in a drama is that you can blatantly not have to study at night.

We agreed to start rehearsals at 8:30 every night.

Song Yan took the time to pick up a courier, went to the Art Building, and pushed open the door of the physical classroom.

"All Forces—"

"One-to-three, that's a big deal."

"Come on, I'm so thankful for the flowers~"

"Oh buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it!"

“…”

Sure enough, everything in the world has its reason.

The decline in enrollment rate is really not simply due to Feng Shui.

Even the study committee members are very calm, while changing the script, playing with the mobile phone: "There are still two or three weeks until the festival, and now it's time to forget it, why don't you go first? Play for a few days."

The girls from the dance team also gathered their heads together: "That's right, it's too boring to stay in the classroom."

Song Yan is not a well-behaved student. Evening self-study is really boring, but he doesn't think it's any better here.

Turn around to leave.

Xia Zhiye, who was lying on the sports mat and fighting the landlord, turned around slowly: "Give up, at this point, you can't get out of the school."

“…”

What idiot rules.

Song Yan walked over to Xia Zhiye with an expressionless expression on the strap of her schoolbag.

Xia Zhiye moved inwards naturally, freeing up a space, and Song Yan sat down.

Then sit on the outside with one split leg and lie on the inside with one bent leg. They were playing with their mobile phones, and they seemed to be in harmony.

Xia Zhiye originally wanted to take advantage of the rare spare time to bring that stupid, rich and rich woman to score points, but the other party was not online, so he didn't take it seriously, and continued to fight the landlord.

Fighting and fighting, I found that the matched teammates were all terrible. After losing the beans, I felt bored and began to play Song Yan.

Tang the straps on Song Yan's clothes for a while, gesture his waist for a while, and observe the back of his head for a while.

Song Yan was so annoyed by him that he turned around and kicked him: "If you don't want this hand, just say it, I'm carrying a knife."

Xia Zhiye and Song Yan have been together for a long time, and they already have the detachment of life and death, which is not affected at all: "I just see that you have a hole in your ear."

When he said this, Song Yan unconsciously touched his ear, then lowered his hand: "None of your business."

Turn away.

Xia Zhiye looked at Song Yan's ears from behind and found that the shape was very delicate.

The earlobe is also small, and a very small hole is placed on it, like a cinnabar mole, which is strange.

Xia Zhiye owed his hands and touched it without fear of death.

Thumb and index finger pinch gently, the touch is unexpectedly soft.

It's hard to imagine that a person with such a tough temper would have such a soft spot on his body.

Xia Zhiye was a little reluctant to feel the touch of his fingertips and pinched it for a while.

The next second Song Yan grabbed his wrist with a backhand, twisted it back, and tried to beat him violently on the spot.

Xia Zhiye: "It hurts."

A low voice, mixed with imperceptible patience and trembling.

Song Yan stopped immediately, let go of her hand, and took a look at Xia Zhiye's collar, making sure there was no bleeding from her shoulders, then lowered her eyes and sat back in place: "It's alright, don't move blindly. ."

I don't know if I'm saying don't move him, or don't move the injured shoulder.

Jiao: "What's the matter with your ear piercing?"

Probably felt a little guilty about hurting Xia Zhiye, Song Yan didn't say "it's none of your business" this time, and replied casually: "When I was a child, my health was poor, and my aunt said that boys were spanked. Dong was raised as a girl, it is easier to support, so he gave me one."

Normally speaking, the work of piercing ears to support the family is done by parents or grandparents.

It shouldn't be an auntie's turn anyway.

In addition, Song Yan inadvertently revealed a little bit of loneliness when she said this, Xia Zhiye suddenly wondered if Song Yan was a child who was not hurt when she was young.

Otherwise it wouldn't be so named.

He thought too much.

The other Zhao Ruiwen had already sneaked over with the script: "What, geezer..."

Song Yan raised her eyelids, Zhao Ruiwen felt the impact of death on the spot.

Xia Zhiye comforted him: "It's okay, you say yours, he can't kill anyone."

"Oh, okay, so what?" Zhao Ruiwen didn't even realize what was wrong with what he said, and asked, "Brother Yan really has pierced ears?"

Song Yan was getting annoyed to death: "What's the matter, I have to report to the world to get my ears pierced?"

Zhao Ruiwen hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that, I just wanted to say that if it is confirmed that I have pierced ears, I will add the dialogue from the Huangmei play that I like very much."

Xia Zhiye: "Which section?"

Zhao Ruiwen: "That's it, Yingtai is not a daughter, so why are there ring marks on her ears."

Xia Zhiye thought for a while, then nodded: "Alright."

Song Yan is very polite: "If you like it, add it."

Fail without adding.

Zhao Ruiwen understood the subtext, and obediently retracted into his little corner, and began to frantically play emotional drama.

The girls from the other dance team were already around the same mobile phone, excited with gongs and drums, and the BGM vibrated.

Zhao Ruiwen couldn't hold back and asked, "What are you guys excited about all day long."

Kong Xiaoxiao raised her head with a restrained expression: "Nothing, just discussing the changes and possibilities of human reproduction in the future biologically."

This time even Song Yan and Xia Zhiye raised their heads.

Why is this female classmate who was still in pain because she couldn't understand the Mendelian pea hybridization experiment the day before, and now she can speak such unfamiliar and profound biological terms.

Zhao Ruiwen looked vigilant: "Are you secretly making up lessons behind my back?"

Kong Xiaoxiao did not change her face: "No. But if you want to know more, I can also send you a reference material."

After speaking, ding dong twice.

Xia Zhiye and Zhao Ruiwen each received a green sharing link.

With the positive attitude of improving biological performance, the study committee members happily clicked in and refreshed.

The Overbearing Prince's Wife

"The scumbags are all sorry for me"

"I became a heartthrob after wearing a milk burp"

"Being marked by a school bully will lead to pregnancy"

"He flees, he chases, they all can't fly"

…

etc.

This school bully is a man, right?

This high-cold school girl who is in love with the school bully is also a man, right?

So he understands other things, but why can men have children? !

Zhao Ruiwen felt that the scientific worldview that he had finally established after nine years of compulsory education by studying hard every day, reading books and diligently seeking education, may temporarily need to be collapsed and reconstructed.