Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

Jiang Qingyue's family was invited by Ren Shuhan when he graduated to attend Jiang Qingyue's graduation ceremony on the main star. wedding.

The only regret is that Ren Shuhan was busy preparing for the wedding and missed his baby's graduation ceremony, but his baby doesn't care, because there are still books for a long time in the future to read...

This led to a very strange situation, that is, Ren Shuhan and Jiang Qingyue were not familiar with each other's comrades and classmates.

Yes, occasionally there are some interesting things between classmates, but they won't explain it in detail, only say "there is someone", so Ren Shuhan doesn't know what his classmate's name is, until the wedding day, it's amazing. something happened...

The wedding started like this:

Ren Shuhan must first entertain Jiang Chen and Zheng Zhilai, as well as relatives and friends from Mermaid Planet to join in the fun, running around with a large group of mermaids and introducing scenic spots.

All his ignorant comrades looked stupid.

"What's the matter, are you familiar with so many mermaids?"

"I'll go, are you the leader of this gang of beauties?"

"Brother, can you introduce me to one?"

Ren Shuhan was too lazy to pay attention to them, but more trouble came to the door.

Nanxi has been following the mermaids in the live broadcast. At the beginning, he has been quiet and kept his introverted personality, showing a look of wanting to make friends but embarrassed to chat up , focusing the camera on Jiang Chen and Zheng Zhilai, wanting fans to see their embarrassed appearance.

Because Nanxi himself made a lot of jokes when he first came to the Star Alliance, he never saw or used anything, and sometimes he looked silly, and the sunspots also made a lot of jokes because of this. Laughing at him as a hillbilly, so he was sure that Jiang Qingyue's parents would make the same mistake.

But he miscalculated...

Jiang Chen and Zheng Zhilai have lived a fairly modern life since they adopted Ren Shuhan, so they have never made a fool of themselves, and even if they make some embarrassing mistakes, the interstellar people who love mermaids now would think they are cute.

"It turns out that the people of the same clan are very strong," Nanxi tried to sell a weak person, "I am the only one who is useless."

The sunspots said: "Yes, only you are useless."

There are many fans who praise him and feel sorry for him, but Nanxi is extremely unbalanced now, and he can only see those who scold him, and his psychology is even more distorted.

Where have the interstellar people ever seen such an extreme minority, they all want to watch the fun, but only Nanxi is broadcasting live, and other guests have no right to live broadcast, so Nanxi's live broadcast room flooded into With a lot of people, the proportion of fans decreased, and the direction of the live broadcast gradually could not be controlled by Nanxi alone. It became what the audience wanted to watch and what he wanted to live broadcast. Therefore, he could not omit the more important steps in these weddings. , The whole process is followed by shooting, and it has become a professional photography.

Zheng Zhilai sang a song when sending Jiang Qingyue out. It is a traditional mermaid song. He couldn't hear it, so in order for Ren Shuhan to understand, he lowered it to the normal frequency.

This song was completely recorded by Nanxi, and passers-by from all walks of life were frying.

"What kind of sound is this?"

"Mom, I saw an angel!"

"Fuck he is Ren Shuhan's fiancé?"

"The front, he is his fiance and his father..."

“…………”

The comrades on Ren Shuhan's side are demented again.

"Mom, my ears are pregnant."

"You can make your solo debut. Is this the legendary racial talent?"

"So Nanxi is really just ordinary..."

Nanxi's face is blue and white, but he can't turn off the live broadcast, because he has signed a contract, and most of the fans who have given many valuable gifts have requested, he can't do whatever he wants like before Turn away the camera, after all, he is so hot now, there are countless pairs of eyes staring at him.

Zheng Zhilai listened to their praise with a smile and waved his hand humbly.

"Where does it sound good?" Zheng Zhilai explained sincerely, "My clan is a matriarchal clan, and adult female mermaids are responsible for begging, so the songs they sing during courtship are much better than mine. already."

Everyone sighs.

"It's hard to imagine how good it is to hear?"

"Qingqing," Jiang Chen smiled and nodded at Jiang Qingyue, "Sing, just follow what I teach."

Jiang Qingyue smiled shyly and sang the song of female mermaid courtship.

Next, according to human tradition, the newlyweds should be sent to the bridal chamber, but the mermaid is just the opposite. Up to 12 hours, they can be sent back to meet again at 0:00.

This is to let them feel the pheromone of other people, get to know each other's friends, calm down and think about whether the other party is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with before forming a partner.

This is the moment for Nanxi to wait.

Nanxi does not know the traditions of the Jiang tribe, but please post the process.

And he didn't know what luck he had, but he really found the opportunity to be alone with Ren Shuhan—

Jiang Qingyue's friends are divided into mermaids and classmates. Ren Shuhan is the leader of this gang of mermaids, and he is famous for his viciousness, so no mermaid dares to come forward and talk to them. Besides, He Ze, who has made an idea for them before, needs to avoid suspicion; in addition, Jiang Qingyue's classmates don't know where to go. Where, it seems that they all went to the wedding banquet. I didn't invite a few confidants, but now I can't see any of them.

So Nanxi took the initiative to come to Ren Shuhan.

"I know where Jiang Qingyue is," he pretended to be kind and gestured to Ren Shuhan, "I'll take you to see him."

"No need," Ren Shuhan stood by the seaside and said coldly, "I'll wait here until the end of time."

"Okay," Nanxi turned around and just took a step, suddenly shouted and fell back, "Ah!"

He pretended that he accidentally slapped his feet, and wanted to fall directly into Ren Shuhan's arms, but he was smashed backwards and completely entrusted his back to Ren Shuhan, Because he believed that the admiral did not say that he was burdened, at least he was polite, and he wanted to help a little bit, not to mention that he was still broadcasting live.

As long as he can get close to Ren Shuhan, he can release his pheromone.

Ren Shuhan can be said to be his first choice, he will never be reconciled to watch his spare tire marry someone else, even if he tries, he will not get pregnant anyway.

In the end, Ren Shuhan didn't pick him up at all, and let him fall directly into the sea.

Fans: "?"

"I'm sorry," Nanxi said with a green face, "I'm not used to using my feet."

Ren Shuhan didn't answer a word, just bypassed him and left.

Nanxi glanced at the barrage, and confirmed that his fans were angry at Ren Shuhan's rudeness, and they had confidence, and shouted at Ren Shuhan, "Why are you like this?"

Ren Shuhan knows that there is no need to spend more time with the protagonist, and he walks faster.

Ren Shuhan turned into the house and ran into a bunch of familiar faces!

These are three men, each of them very good-looking, hiding behind the wall and looking at the seaside, obviously peeping at Ren Shuhan and Nanxi.

The first one was Chulu, who was wearing a best man costume, shyly rushed to Ren Shuhan and waved his hand with a smile: "Hi..."

The tall and thin man behind Chulu was wearing a white coat, Qu Chong, and pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses with a calm smile: "Hello, sir, it's the first time we meet."

The man behind Qu Chong has a pair of peach eyes and is wearing sportswear. He is Yan Huan.

"Hello, hello." Yan Huan took the initiative to introduce himself, "I'm Senior Jiang's younger brother."

"

Ren Shuhan took a step back: "…"

No, I didn't mention it.

"My name is Qu Chong, let's get to know him," Qu Chong shook hands with him, "The tutor of artificial intelligence psychology will be in charge of Jiang Qingyue and Chulu in the future. class."

Ren Shuhan was truly shocked: "You...so young,"

This doesn't match the character in his previous world? !

"Many people say that," Qu Chong laughed, "that's because I'm half artificial intelligence."

"He has a chip implanted in his brain, and his body has been remodeled to a great extent, so his youth will always stay within twenty years of age," Yan Huan said for him, "but he is very powerful, I am currently doing an internship under Teacher Qu, and I will try to be accepted by Teacher Qu next year like Senior Jiang and Senior Junior."

…You’re also broken! Isn't it always a black-bellied villain? Why does it look so weak now.

Ren Shuhan looked between the three of them.

"So what were you guys doing?"

"Peeping!" Chulu said confidently.

"We are observing the relationship between Nanxi and you," Qu Chong calmly explained, "According to our preliminary observation, we have been able to determine one thing-

"Nanxi is not a person from an interstellar civilization, but from other civilizations, where technology or other technologies are more developed than our world."