Doomsday: I have a godly chariot

A woman in combat uniform knocked lightly on the door in front of her. The sign above her head said "office", and there was a sign on the door that no one should enter.

"Dong dong dong——"

"Team Han, there's a mission from above. Let's investigate this place thoroughly. It's said that a mysterious monster has appeared here."

The man named Team Han is only in his early thirties, but it is obvious that recent events have made him so busy that he is several years older.

"Why did such a mess happen as soon as I opened my office?"

"Aren't all the people in that broken base dead? His base seems to have bad feng shui. Problems will arise every now and then. What was the problem before?"

Team Han slapped the table in front of him hard. He leaned on the back of the chair and put his feet in military boots on the table in front of him. He slapped Zhuo Zi very hard, filling the table with tea. The tea cups were shaking and the tea inside was spilled.

"Team Han, the ash is about to fall off..."

"Ashes?"

"Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"Damn it, I've only worn this outfit for three days, damn it!"

"..."

Team Han slapped his chest hard, but the soot burned through the fabric on his chest, revealing the red autumn clothes underneath.

"Team Han, is this your birth year? You are thirty years old this year."

"Shut up, I'm always twenty-five."

"Take off your coat quickly. I don't want anyone other than you to hear about the red shirt."

Team Han frowned, took another puff of the cigarette in his mouth, and said to the woman in front of him.

The woman smiled and said, "Captain Han, I'm not wearing any underwear today. If you show me all my underwear, you will be responsible."

"I never thought you were a woman. You are bulletproof even if you don't wear a sling."

Team Han patted the table hard, and the woman smiled with a harmless smile on her face, and then raised her booted feet.

A wailing sound came from the office, and a moment later he came out wearing a very clean coat, but there was a very strong smell of perfume on the clothes.

"My chest is so tight. I really shouldn't be wearing your clothes. It's as tight as a ghost!"

Captain Han said while touching his chest. Suddenly he felt a murderous aura coming from behind him. He couldn't help but turned his head, and what he saw was the military boots that were lifted very high...

"Give me this captain, so that I can bury it for you legitimately..."

"Wait a minute, your clothes are really too tight..."

"Buried alive!"

The woman had a smile on her face, as if she was never angry. It would be better if the sharp knife in her hand could be ignored.

"Should I break your hand tendons or your hamstrings?"

"Or do you mean slicing your aorta?"

"By the way, have you ever heard of the urban legend of a slit girl? It is said that this legend is very famous in Japan. I would like to meet her."

"It's not tight anymore. As expected, your clothes are the most suitable for me!"

"real!"

"Do not lie to you!"

Captain Han hurriedly defended himself and patted his chest hard. He didn't even know that the cigarette in his mouth had burned to the butt of the cigarette.

"If it's not tight, just fasten the button on the collar..."

"Besides, your mouth is going to burn!"

The woman smiled evilly and pointed at the cigarette in Team Han's mouth.

"It's so hot...it's over..."

After hearing this, Team Han felt his mouth felt a little hot, and he hurriedly spit out the butt of the cigarette...

"After the red autumn clothes will come the red autumn pants?"

"Thirty years old, Team Han."

The woman covered her mouth, her whole body shaking with laughter.

"Take off your pants too"

Team Han rubbed his temples, frowned and said, then stamped out the cigarette on the ground with all his strength.

"Pants?"

"There's nothing down there either..."

"Are you a lunatic? Why did I take a fancy to you when I was choosing a secretary?"

"Come here, Captain Han molested me and asked me to take off my pants."

The woman smiled evilly, made a trumpet shape with her hands, and put them in front of her mouth.

"Spare me, what do you want?"

Team Han frowned, thinking why he chose her as his secretary, and he regretted it very much.

Of course, the woman in front of her is a top-notch existence in terms of brains, fighting ability, and appearance. She is smart, but her brain is a bit difficult to use. Of course, there is no contradiction.

"You burned one of my shirts and pants, and you have to pay for it."

"Aren't these my clothes?"

"Here comes someone, he's being obscene..."

"Grass!"

"I admit it, take the money and get out!"

Team Han cursed, and the woman stuck out her tongue and trotted away. Of course, before leaving, she actually took off her pants and changed clothes with him.

Although the clothes on her body smell of perfume, they are not soaked in perfume like other women. They are all soaked in the smell.

"I still regret it..."

"Just find a reason to fire this bitch..."

Captain Han said as she walked, and finally buttoned up the collar. The narrow collar forced her to raise her head high so that her Adam's apple would not be caught by the collar zipper.

Although he said that he wanted to fire the other party or something, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised for some reason, but there was no mirror in the corridor, so he didn't notice it himself.

…

In a very spacious room, Captain Han is sitting in the middle, and there are several men and women sitting around him. The woman who emptied his wallet in the morning is also present. Captain Han’s real name is Han Xiang, but because he hates the last word of his last name, he , so he asked others to call him Team Han, and the woman was called Qiu Nan.

"Captain Han, have your clothes shrunk?"

Of course, the first person to speak was Qiunan, which made the Korean team very embarrassed. Of course, the other team members did not respond, which made the Korean team very lucky. Fortunately, there were normal people in their team.

"Team Han, is this the year of your birth year? Why is the collar red?"

"Yes, and the long johns are also red."

"Congratulations to Team Han, you are thirty years old this year."

"...?"

After this, Qiunan took out the small mirror she carried with her and "kindly" gave it to Team Han.

He looked carefully in the mirror. There was a piece of red fabric exposed on the collar, and it was very obvious. Moreover, Qiu Min's pants were so short that they were even exposed. But if you don't look carefully, If so, you won't be able to find it at all.

Of course, Qiu Nan definitely got cash back in the morning, but she just didn't tell him, and she also defrauded him of a sum of money, which made his blood pressure rise a little.

Originally he didn't want people to know, but as he got older, he felt uncomfortable not wearing something red in his life year. As a result, even he himself did not expect to end up in this situation.